Fox meets golden retriever

For Chang Nian, the 30-year-old uncle Mei, in his almost perfect life, if there is any flaw, it is Jiang Hong.

Jiang Hong is gay and a bit of a bitch.The various behaviors of Fa Xiao are extremely childish, and Chang Nian is extremely sure that his mental age is not thirty, but three.Of course, as a highly educated associate professor of the Chinese Department of F University, Chang Nian is enlightened enough to feel that sexuality and IQ will not affect their normal communication at all.

What Chang Nian couldn't stand was that Jiang Hong was obviously gay, yet he wanted to follow suit and become a rotten boy!Isn't this yourself?Ever since he became obsessed with green sex, he has been holding a self-produced YY novel and nagging in his ear all day long.

In other words, this guy is quite normal when he gets along with others, but he will get nervous when he encounters ordinary thoughts.If it wasn't for Fa Xiao, if it wasn't for the parents of both parties who had passed away, if it wasn't for the promise that the elders of the Jiang family would take good care of this person, Chang Nian would have slapped him and sent him to Java long ago.

Coming home from get off work, Chang Nian was hugged by an unknown object as soon as he entered the door.Thinking about it with his toes, he knew that it must be Fa Xiao Jiang Hong who broke into the house.

"Nian Nian, I'm so sad!" Fa Xiao cried while holding a palm-sized tablet in his arms.

"What's going on again?" Chang Nian waved his arm, and mercilessly threw the pear-blossoming girl C into the corner.Jiang Hong smoked from time to time, and Chang Nian was used to it.

"Nian Nian..." Jiang Hong, who was thrown into the corner, continued to cry without any discouragement, "Nian Nian, they hate me!"

Chang Nian paused, his eyes became sharp: "Who hates you?"

"Hey, readers! I think my writing is too weak, it's a weak beast!" Jiang Hong pointed to the small tablet in Chang Nian's hand and cried, "Look! Look at these comments, how cruel and unreasonable they are. Not one of them is true love! Woo~"

Chang Nian once again deeply realized that in the face of such bastards, if you are serious, you will lose!Angrily, he picked up the thermos cup on the table, pinched the small tablet and glanced at the green interface.

"Just this stupid website, is it worth your tears?"

Suddenly, a glaring white light emanated from the tablet, instantly illuminating the dimly lit study room.Chang Nian reflexively closed his eyes, and then felt dizzy.

Jiang Hong passed out directly.

After an unknown amount of time, Chang Nian realized that he had changed places when he opened his eyes again.

Chang Nian said calmly: "What's going on?"

An extremely arrogant mechanical voice replied enthusiastically: "You don't know if you offend God?"

"Where is the sacred place?"

"** God!"

Chang Nian looked around, moist air, thick fallen leaves, tall trees, broad-leaved trees with aerial roots, birds with three pairs of wings, and various enlarged versions of insects... as if written by that brainless little pen The brain-damaged world of the world——Magic, Fantasy, Continent, Continent!

"Hmph, within the Three Realms, anyone who dares to scold me has already been thrown into the text by me!" Where Chang Nian couldn't see, the Great God raised his chin and put his hips on his hips, smiling all over his face. proud.

Chang Nian frowned: "Wenwen? Those stupid novels?"

"You, you, you! You are stupid! You dare to scold the child of the god in front of the god! It's unreasonable!" A certain big god was so angry that the circuit was blocked, and the green gun was drawn all kinds of guns for a while, countless authors and readers continued Bold.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the master of the Central Intellectual Brain immediately jumped out to appease him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, let's punish him, let's punish him well!"

"Hmph! I want him to stay in the book for the rest of my life!" The **** god arrogantly disappeared.

Faced with such an absurd situation, Chang Nian didn't even frown.Not in the mood to pay attention to the punishment of the so-called great god, at this moment, thoughts flashed across Chang Nian's mind.

Being punished?Not too possible.The thick fallen leaves and moss on the ground are not fake, and the tall trees around are not easy to fake.If it was a joke, it wouldn't cost such a large amount of money.

dreaming?Chang Nian looked around, if it was really a dream, it would be too real.

Chang Nian had listened to the setting of this world countless times before Jiang Hong opened the trap of "Magic Continent".The magical continent is vast and rich, where humans, demons, dragons, and elves coexist.For the weak, this place is full of dangers; for the strong, it is full of opportunities.

book wear?Maybe it's true.Chang Nian has never been an atheist, he believes that everything is possible.

Is the jungle of the jungle?Chang Nian showed a smile that was sure to win, this kind of world just happened to suit his appetite.

Chang Nian moved his steps, intending to observe the surrounding terrain.However, at this moment, a sense of disobedience that cannot be ignored spread throughout the body.

The cold black eyes swept down, and the place where they entered was white.

Chang Nian was stunned for a rare moment, and when he saw his own situation clearly, even Professor Chang, who was always known for his "gentleness", couldn't help but swear - shit!

What should Chang Nian, who has always pursued a high-quality life, look like?

With fair hands, twenty grams of marker pens are the most held thing in the past 30 years; the six-pack abs that countless men envy are the result of stacking VIP gold cards of top clubs; slender limbs, well-proportioned figure, Handsome facial features, given by parents.

However, at this moment, the body that he has been familiar with for 30 years is not displayed in front of Chang Nian as usual. Now he is on all fours, yes, it is the same posture as most mammals, covered with soft white hair docilely Touch his "claws", limbs, and even chest.

Chang Nian shook his head subconsciously, as if even his face was fluffy, and the two ears on top of his head trembled with his shaking.At this moment, Chang Nian stiffened his neck and didn't dare to turn his head. To be honest, he was really afraid to see a fluffy tail dragging behind his buttocks.

Chang Nian told himself, don't panic, close your eyes, take a deep breath, and say silently: I was wrong just now.This is called psychological suggestion. He often teaches his students that the chances of failing the exam will be greatly reduced if they use this trick before the exam.

Soon, Chang Nian calmed down.He opened his eyes again, and tried to raise his right "hand", like every time he raised the marker pen with the most elegant arc on the podium.However, in fact, this hand may not be able to hold the marker anymore-what a bunch of little soft fur claws!

Ni, Ma...

The corners of Chang Nian's lips twitched, and he couldn't help laughing at himself: The facts are in front of him, and he looks like an idiot for making such childish hints!

After an unknown amount of time, a shrill roar resounded through the forest, and Chang Nian finally woke up—this is no longer the peaceful world of steel and concrete.

Under the tree stump not far away, a small animal with shiny fur is happily eating berries.At three o'clock, a pair of yellow eyes stared at it closely.

Chang Nian counted silently in his heart when the owner of the yellow eyes would attack.Perhaps it was when the beast was exhausted and relaxed its vigilance.

Sure enough, when the little beast swallowed the last fruit on the tip of its claws, lifted its neck in satisfaction, and let out a cry of "Yo Yo", the yellow eyes came out.With a kick of the thick hind legs, the vigorous body soared into the air, and pounced neatly in the direction of the little beast.

The poor little beast died without even making a cry.

Seeing this scene, Chang Nian's blood that belongs to men boiled.As the saying goes: "Heroes come out of troubled times." The strong are never afraid of a dangerous environment.If this is the legendary "time travel", then there is nothing wrong with it.

So go ahead and enjoy life.No, enjoy the "beast" life.

Chang Nian closed his eyes and opened them again, trying to let himself get used to this short and fat body first.

Then, it's physical.

Learn how to be a "beast", starting from walking.Chang Nian tried to lift his right front leg and landed on the ground, not bad, quite stable.Then the left front leg, and then land.No, the stride is too big, and the two hind legs are still in place, and the body hurts a little.

Chang Nian grinned with a fluffy mouth, a bit self-deprecating.

Imagine the appearance of human beings walking upright: swing the right arm and step the left leg; swing the left arm and step the right leg.Probably the same applies to animals.Chang Nian tried it, the left front leg and the right hind leg stepped together, and the other two moved together, and it really went much smoother.

Chang Nian walked a little slowly, because he was not used to it, and always subconsciously tried to straighten his waist, but failed repeatedly.Fortunately, this is a high ground, surrounded by trees, condescending and hidden enough, very safe.It can also be regarded as the **** of God's mercy.

If you ignore the fact that you are no longer human, Chang Nian likes the current state very much.

The sun is mild, the air is humid, the ground is covered with thick leaves and moss, and the nostrils flutter, and the inhaled air is so fresh that it cannot be described.It was only when I came here that I realized that the so-called scenic spots, farmhouses, and natural pollution-free horses are nothing but jokes!Here, every tree, every leaf, and every chloroplast are natural products of nature.

Chang Nian turned her dark eyes to look left and right, finally feeling better.After stumbling around and returning to the original tree roots, I suddenly found a shiny thing.No, it's two!

Chang Nian stretched out his fluffy paws, brushed off the leaves that had just fallen, and then saw two things that absolutely could not belong here - a silver-white thermos cup and a palm-sized tablet computer. The two in the previous hand.

The metal shell of the thermos cup reflects the divine appearance of the often-recited "囧囧" - small pointed ears, pointed mouth, pointed nose, and pointed face.The only round eyes are the two black grape-like eyes, which seem to be the Q version of the little white fox.

Chang Nian blinked, and the little white fox followed suit; Chang Nian shook his ears, and the little white fox shook his ears; Chang Nian bared his teeth viciously, and the little white fox bared his teeth very cutely...

Often read: Grass!

Before it was too late to get entangled and depressed, Chang Nian immediately pulled the thing under his stomach, and covered it with fallen leaves by the way.Before we figure out the level of technology in the other world, we can't let these things cause trouble.

Chang Nian is indeed very confident, but also self-aware.With its current small body, it is definitely the weak among the jungle.Chang Nian is very clear, before he becomes really strong, he can't be brave.

However, it is impossible for him to give up these two things, at least it is a thought.Just when Chang Nian was thinking about how to get rid of these two things and carry them with him, he suddenly heard a human voice.