I fell in love with the president of flash marriage

As soon as the pink logo of Lian Zong appeared, and the figures of the guests had not yet been seen, millions of fans howled and launched a barrage, and the live broadcast rooms of major video platforms almost collapsed:

"Jam Treasure Jin Treasure Jin Treasure!!"

"Zhao Qian's husband hissing, husband, take me away, woo woo woo"

"The film king goes out to fight, not a single blade of grass grows!!"

"Come, come, there are words, there are words"

"Morning light and sunset, colorful clouds chasing the moon!!"

"Yunxiyue yyds, Yueyue, my Yueyue, my destined wife"

"Dude, the pants all over the screen flew out and hit me"

"Isn't a love variety show just a love affair between guests and audience!"

"The new concept loves to belong to yes"

The logo gradually disappeared, and the smiling face of the host appeared in the camera: "Dear viewers and friends, good morning! Welcome to the live broadcast of the urban love variety show "Meet You". I am your old friend Ye Jun , Do you miss me?"

The barrage response has been very positive:

"Fuck, Xiaoye, why is it you again?"

"A variety show professional, right?"

"Hahahahaha, it's you again, Xiaoye, Mr. Su and Team Mo next door are getting married soon, why don't you go guest-star as a master of ceremonies?"

"Xiaoye: I have to go with two hundred, forget it"

"I'm sorry Xiaoye, I miss Teacher Su more than you, can I trade you for Teacher Su?"

"Sister-in-law Su: Don't cue if you're married"

Under the lively response of the barrage, the camera zoomed out, giving a panoramic view of the entire room and other guests present.

In the spacious and gorgeous living room, four glamorous and handsome men sat on the surrounding sofas in different postures. The host smiled and introduced: "But I think everyone is tired of seeing my face, so I won't flirt with you." It's annoying. First of all, please allow me to give you a brief introduction to the variety show process in the next few weeks.

In the first two weeks, all guests lived in this villa.It works normally on weekdays and is shown in the form of recording and broadcasting. On weekends, guests live in the villa for various activities and show it in the form of live broadcasting.

On the last day of the second week, the guests who have successfully dated will enter the third link - Four Seasons Outing.However, there is a small project before that. The guests who intend to travel with each other need to explain to each other the destination they want to travel through hints, and the two cannot directly describe it.Only the guests who wrote the same tourist attraction on the card can proceed to the last link.

All the expenses of the outing are borne by the program group, but this link does not mark the end.

This variety show has four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. We will announce the partners who have successfully married in the last season. Before that, if all guests disclose their relationship, they will automatically quit this variety show.

The rules are like this, I wonder if the audience friends understand it? "

Audience friends don't care about these responsible-sounding rules at all, most of them just come to see handsome guys.

The host is obviously aware of this, and after dutifully introducing the rules, he smiled slightly: "But you probably don't want to listen to my long-winded words, all the rules will be repeated later, so I will narrate them here. Then next-- Please allow me to grandly introduce the four heavyweight guests of this show."

The camera took advantage of the opportunity to show the four guests around, and the bullet screen immediately became enthusiastic:

"Ah, ah, it's coming, it's coming, I can't breathe!!"

"Famous 4A Scenic Area"

"Wrong, 3A1O!"

"Obviously 2A2O, Yuanjin and Yueyue are both wives prpr"

"You leave this balance?"

"Anyway, our old Zhao is number one in the world!!"

"Actor yyds!!"

Ye Jun clearly knew what the audience was thinking, so he naturally picked up the famous introduction first: "First of all, Zhao Gan, Zhao Yingdi, I don't think I need to say more about this one? Brother Zhao took it three times or not. Four-time movie star here? There will be no one in China who doesn't know you, right?"

Zhao Gan smiled: "It's only three times, and the host praised it absurdly."

Seeing that he was so "modest" in the barrage, it was another blowout.

The host took advantage of the situation and asked: "Brother Zhao is really too humble, you definitely deserve these compliments. However, dragons and phoenixes in people like you should be very difficult to be frustrated in love, why did you come to our variety show?"

Zhao Gan sighed: "To be honest, everyone should know that I just ended a seven-year relationship not long ago. I didn't think about food and drink for a month, and felt that I had lost the ability to love. Until your show The group found me, and I managed to cheer up. The purpose of coming here..." Zhao Gan smiled wryly at this point, "On the one hand, it is to escape, and on the other hand... it must be a little fantasy."

Zhao Gan, as the film king, his acting skills are online no matter what.

After seeing his "affectionate" appearance, countless viewers were immediately moved to emotion:

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Damn it, so Qi Zhusheng is really here?"

"He still has the face? Wow, the face is really big"

"Brother Zhao is such a peerless good man, seven years, Qi Zhusheng, how can you bear it?"

"I feel sorry for Brother Zhao, don't get back together, don't get back together, come and heal him with a little angel, I want to see my ex-boyfriend get slapped in the face!!"

"Don't compound +111, blood-sucking coffee!"

Under the camera, the host nodded thoughtfully, and then followed Zhao Qian's words and asked: "It will make our actor never forget, so I would like to ask, what kind of person is your ex-boyfriend?"

Hearing this, Zhao Gan seemed to be lost in memory, and he thought while replying: "He doesn't like talking very much. Although he is a writer, he doesn't respond much to emotional matters, and he is very slow. He doesn't like romance, he doesn't like excitement, he doesn't like Like to laugh, of course... I suspect he might not like me either."

At the end, Zhao Gan gave a wry smile, and his fans immediately couldn't stand it anymore, and said with distress:

"Fuck, Brother Zhao, don't be like this"

"Damn it, I'm so angry!! What can he do?!"

"Isn't this fucking wood?"

"Who likes to fall in love with Mu Mu, the relationship lasts for seven years, Zhao Qian, wake up, please, you are the movie king!!"

"I've never seen such a ignorant person"

"Blood pressure is up"

Ye Jun showed a touched expression when he heard the words, and then said: "Then you came to our show today, do you have an ideal type?"

Zhao Gan was silent for a moment and said: "No, just do whatever you want, I don't want to think too much now."

"Okay." Ye Jun nodded and said, "It seems that our film king is indeed hurt by love. I hope to meet someone who can soothe the pain in his heart."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and introduced the remaining three people to the audience: "Second place-Yuan Jin. A Yuan was born in the talent show, and he is actually an old acquaintance in various variety shows. Let's say hello to everyone. "

Yuan Jin smiled and said, "Hi everyone!"

"The third place is Yun Xiyue. This name is very romantic. It looks like the protagonist in a novel, but it's just a heroine. Yueyue doesn't seem to be old this year, she's only 22, right? Does she have an ideal type?"

Yun Xiyue smiled shyly: "Well, I just celebrated my birthday last week. I hope my future partner can have some common topics with me, and there are no others for now."

"The last one is the finale - Xing Yuan. Teacher Xing came all the way from the northeast, and it seems that he really wants to get out of the order. What does the teacher expect from the other half?"

Xing Yuan waved his hand casually: "Just have a good personality, there are no other requirements."

After the four people finished their introductions, the court was very harmonious for a time.

"This is the end of the introduction of our four guests." Ye Jun said, "But you must have noticed that we still have four amateur guests who did not appear."

Xing Yuan is from the Northeast. Hearing this, he said with a smile: "Please come out quickly, don't be a fool."

Ye Jun smiled and shook his head: "We can't say their identities for now, because it's related to our first date."

Hearing this, everyone present and the audience became interested together.

Yuan Jin couldn't help asking: "How do you say?"

"The remaining four of our guests will each give an introduction about themselves. There is no name, age, or occupation in this introduction. The few people present can only analyze based on the information in the introduction." Ye Jun The introduction said, "If you feel that the other party's introduction meets your preferences, you can submit your own self-introduction to the other party. If the other party agrees, the date is successful; if the other party does not agree, the first matchmaking failed.

But it doesn’t matter even if you fail, all the guests who are not successful will enter the next session together, and you still have the possibility of a successful date.

Of course, the first date is just an opportunity, and it doesn't mean anything in detail. If you don't have a crush, you can just give up the first date. "

Yun Xiyue heard the words and said: "Well, can we only choose amateur guests?"

As soon as these words came out, Xing Yuan next to him immediately laughed and said, "Hey, who among us does Xiaoyue take a fancy to?"

Yun Xiyue quickly waved her hand and said, "No, I just asked."

Ye Jun explained: "Not necessarily, you can also choose the guests next to you, the selection method is the same as before."

Seeing that the people present had no other questions, Ye Jun said, "Since you have no objections, I will start to show the self-introductions of the remaining four guests."

After saying that, he turned to the side, revealing the projection screen behind him, and then pressed the play button in his hand.

The first person's self-introduction soon appeared on the big screen. It was a short but informative video, which introduced the protagonist's hobbies and personality in detail.

The guests present all showed expressions of interest, and the barrage response was also good.

The second self-introduction that follows is also a small video, the content is quite different from the former, but the form is similar.

If the first video is a novelty, then the second video is not so amazing. Although the expressions of the few people present did not change, the barrage in the live broadcast room was obviously quieter.

While everyone was watching intently, the third introduction was ingenious and stunned everyone—this self-introduction was neither a video nor a simple voice, but a pop song with a clear rhythm and a passionate melody. The singer's voice is full of youth, and the lyrics are bright. There is no part of the whole song that describes the owner's hobbies, but there is no part that does not show his personality:

"Hi sir

i am your little star

hi brother

Allow me to be willful before dawn

Hi, baby

You are the moonlight in my dream

……

……

May I be like a star like a moon

The night stream is bright and clean. "(Note 1)

The lyrics are not complicated except for the last sentence, but the people sitting here are all men, the words "sir" and "brother" can naturally refer to all of them, and even the intimate word "baby" doesn't sound like that. Too specific a reference.

Yuan Jin, who was born in the draft, couldn't help covering his mouth: "Listen well!"

Xing Yuan clapped his hands and said, "This guy is awesome."

Zhao Gan and Yun Xiyue didn't speak, but their demeanor showed their approval of the song.

Compared with the praise of several guests present, the reaction of the barrage is much more direct and enthusiastic:

"Damn!!! It sounds good!!"

"Ah, ah, is this original?? Is this fucking amateur?!"

"This voice is nice and young, is it my younger brother?!"

"This baby yells like I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead"

"May I be like a star king like a moon, woo woo woo, I really like this poem"

"Mingyue! Did you see the lyrics?? Mingyue!!"

"Extroverted amateur singer x shy and introverted Yueyue, I'll be the first to drink!"

"Are you Yueyue's fan?? I'm so excited."

"No, of course the little wolf dog next year will match me with Jinmei!! Jinmei will give it a go!"

After a song was sung, many audience members couldn't recover from the aftertaste for a while, and the barrage was crackling to discuss the song. For a while, no one cared about the last guest's self-introduction.

Just when everyone was buzzing, the last self-introduction directly drew their attention back, and a black-and-white form appeared on the projection screen, which simply and clearly stated the last guest self-introduction:

"Hobbies: reading, watching movies, fishing, tasting tea, practicing calligraphy, traveling and sleeping

Disliked food: too sweet food

Favorite food: coffee, tea, Cantonese cuisine, Shandong cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, hot pot, etc.

……

Dislikes: Half-hearted people

Likes: good temper

The form that looked like a job application form was in stark contrast to the previous three self-introductions. For a while, the guests present and the audience in the live broadcast room fell silent.

After a while, the barrage slowed down a little:

"Watching movies, drinking tea and practicing calligraphy, what kind of hobby in the 80s of the last century?"

"My grandfather also likes to drink tea and practice calligraphy, but he can't eat hot pot, he is silent"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, god damn grandpa can't eat hot pot"

"This ppt-like report is so embarrassing to me, will anyone really choose him?"

"I have to say, this guest can really eat, let him finish writing about the eight major cuisines."

"I feel like this is the self-introduction I can make. Foodie, social fear + lack of creativity, why is there a kind of weird kindness, isn't this me who is like a waste?"

"...According to this, is this the only real amateur present?"

"Substituting it hard, ugly appearance + crazy love to eat + lack of expressiveness, I started to feel sorry for this guest, just like feeling sorry for myself"

"The main reason is that the song just now is so nice, and the contrast is too strong, I even felt pity"

"Even more ordinary than the second brother, absolutely"

It may be that this guest's self-introduction is too generic, so that the barrage is lacking in nature, and the discussion level is not low, but most of the barrage is not positive.

After the four self-introductions were displayed, Ye Jun pressed the button on the remote control, and the four self-introductions were lined up on the screen one by one. He turned his head and said: "The self-introductions of the four amateur guests have all been displayed, everyone Please feel free to choose whether to submit a date request, and with whom to submit a date request."

After several guests present looked at each other, they lowered their heads and thought about it. After a while, the four of them gave their answers at the same time: Xing Yuan chose the first guest to play the video, Yun Xiyue and Yuan Jin both The third guest who sang was chosen, but Zhao Gan, who was much-anticipated, finally chose the last guest who was disliked by all the audience.

After seeing this result, the barrage froze for three seconds and immediately exploded:

"The actor chose PPT???"

"Why?!"

"Fuck, I suddenly had a wonderful guess, the PPT couldn't be Qi Zhusheng, right?"

"!!! With that said, damn it, the case has been solved"

"It turned out to be him, as expected of wood, this PPT introduces me directly, my good guy"

"Damn it, Zhao Gan, wake up!! You won't really miss your ex, will you? What's so good about this wood!"

"Puting the self-introduction on the PPT can still make the actor never forget it. I suddenly became curious, who is Qi Zhusheng?"

The author has something to say:

Note 1: "May I be like a star king like the moon, and the night and night flow bright and clean." Quoted from "Che Yaoyao Chapter"

Such elegant poems are not written by our Mr. Xia at first glance, and it is difficult for an illiterate to find a poem from the box.

In this regard, the PPT teacher who did not want to be named also agreed.

Mr. Qi: ... Is the PPT stalk difficult to pass?

Mr. Xia: Sir, even if you only know how to write PPT, I still love you! (wagging tail)

Mr. Qi: ... (touching the dog's head helplessly and amusingly).