blooming summer

"Who will you hit next week?" Sun Xiang was full of energy.

"Void!" Tang Hao replied.

"You two are stupid, next week the Chinese New Year will be suspended!" Zou Yuan reminded.

"What?" The two frantically took out their mobile phones to book a ticket, but of course it was too late. Amidst the wailing, the two became left-behind children.

"The tiny grass is still alive, why do you call it home?" Sun Xiang said righteously.

"If you don't win the championship, you won't come back!" Tang Hao said loudly.

"It's the first time I've seen someone who said that he forgot to buy a ticket to go home so fresh and refined." Zhang Wei laughed while packing his things.

"Captain, you look like a pair of idiots, they forgot about Chinese New Year! They didn't even buy tickets!" Zou Yuan teased.

"Heh...hehe, what a fool." Zhang Jiale echoed awkwardly. He was also a fool, he only remembered to prepare New Year's gifts for everyone, but he forgot to buy tickets to go home.

The next day, Zhang Jiale gave each team member a small cactus as a New Year gift.

"Can this thing bloom?" Sun Xiang questioned.

"Take care of it well, it can be opened." Zhang Jiale replied.

After exchanging New Year's gifts, the players of Hundred Blossoms packed up their things and set off on their way home.Zhang Jiale received a bunch of hair ropes, Sun Xiang received a bunch of dumbbells, basketballs and other sporting goods, Tang Hao received a bunch of romance novels written by Dai Yanqi and signed photos of Dai Yanqi.

"Why?" Tang Hao was confused.

"Aren't you good at it?" Sun Xiang asked.

"Aren't you after Dai Yanqi?" Zhang Jiale asked.

"No. It's a personal grievance!" Tang Hao replied.

"If you don't show it to me, I still think it's quite fun! I'll exchange a set of books with you with a basketball." Sun Xiang suggested.

"Okay, deal!" Tang Hao took out a few copies and handed them to Sun Xiang.

"You keep Dai Yanqi's poster, I don't want it!" Sun Xiang handed the poster back.

"Captain, do you want it?" Tang Hao asked.

"Keep it!" Zhang Jiale waved his hand.

Tang Hao conveniently pasted the poster on the wall of the training room: "If no one wants it, just post it in the training room. It just so happens that Xiangzi threw a piece of paint off the wall last time, so it can still block it."

Among the group photos of Hundred Flowers contestants, Dai Yanqi's poster is particularly eye-catching, and it can be called the star-studded moon.If Dai Yanqi knew that her poster was being used to paste the wall, she might be moved and cry: "What's so good about being a concubine!"

"It feels a bit weird!" Zhang Jiale vaguely felt something was wrong.

"I think it's pretty good!" Sun Xiang nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and asked Tang Hao, "When did I smash the wall with a chair?"

"He Lege was singled out, the time he was beaten to kneel five times in a row." Tang Hao replied in seconds, he was also beaten to kneel five times in a row, so he was particularly impressed.

"Enough, I remembered, don't say any more!" Sun Xiang quickly stopped.I've been beaten so many times that I can't tell which time it was!

"Brother Le, why don't you leave?" Sun Xiang asked.

"I'm not leaving, I can't rest assured that you two are here." Zhang Jiale showed a kind smile.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, he just forgot to buy a ticket!" Tang Hao was determined.

"Why are you so sure?" Zhang Jiale was surprised.

"Smart enough that I forgot to buy it. If Brother Le is so dumb, he will definitely not remember." Tang Hao gave the reason.

"You can forget this, I'm afraid you are not a fool!" Sun Xiang was overjoyed.

Zhang Jiale was speechless: Brother, you forgot, you didn't buy it either!

Sure enough, Sun Xiang suddenly realized that he was also a fool, so he couldn't laugh out loud.The three of them looked at each other in blank dismay. At this moment, silence speaks louder than words.

"Cough...Brother Le, how will the three of us arrange for the New Year?" Sun Xiang changed the topic awkwardly.

"Let's play Glory, what else can we do!" Tang Hao answered quickly.

"The takeaway and cafeteria are closed, eat you?" Sun Xiang choked, obviously he was very dissatisfied with Ri Tian's interruption.

"Okay, I'll eat for you next time." Tang Hao didn't care.

"..." How did the hot-blooded boy grow into an old filthy turtle who would go racing at any disagreement?Zhang Jiale fell into deep thought.

"You can have it, put more spice!" Sun Xiang laughed.

"Let's go, let's buy some dried noodles." Tang Hao greeted.

"It's not hand-rolled noodles..." Sun Xiang was a little disappointed.

"It's good to eat some, and buy some quick-frozen dumplings." Tang Hao waved his hand.

"..." Zhang Jiale covered his face, the old dirty turtle was actually me.

"Brother Le, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Zhang Jiale was silent, Sun Xiang and Tang Hao turned around and asked.

"No... I know how to cook. Let's go to the street to buy some New Year's goods. It's a rare coincidence. We forgot to buy tickets together." Zhang Jiale said.

"Reliable!" Sun Xiang and Tang Hao gave a thumbs up.

Several people took to the streets side by side and joined the crowd of New Year's goods.Facing the hopelessly long queue, the three decided to split up and agreed to meet on the first floor of the club an hour later.

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"Are you making wool?" Sun Xiang couldn't help complaining as he looked at Tang Hao who came back with big and small bags of fireworks, as if carrying an arsenal. "You went out to buy a drink and didn't bring back a drop of drinkable liquid?"

"How can it be!" Tang Hao smiled and took out four bottles of Niulanshan Erguotou from his pockets and trouser pockets like a magic trick.

"It's not bad!" Sun Xiang nodded, very satisfied with the drink Tang Hao brought back, how can one not drink during the Chinese New Year?

"What are you bringing here? Didn't you go shopping for vegetables?" Tang Hao complained as he looked at the chicken, duck, fish and big elbow that Sun Xiang brought back.

"Here it is!" Sun Xiang took out a handful of green onions, two bunches of coriander and three heads of garlic from his pocket.

"You call this a dish?" Tang Hao was shocked.

"Otherwise?" Sun Xiang was puzzled.

"This is the condiment!" Tang Hao replied.

After a while, Zhang Jiale came back with two pots of flowers.

"Look, here comes the food!" Sun Xiang laughed.

"Don't even think about it!" Zhang Jiale hastily protected the flowerpot, took out two bags of dried noodles from his pocket, and then showed off a bottle of fruit wine: "Speaking of Chinese New Year, how can there be no wine! Drinking just drinks is not enough! "

"Brother Le, we want to go together. Your bottle is for a girl, and the drink I brought is strong enough." Tang Hao pointed to Erguotou lined up.

"..." How can I cover up my down-to-earth physique in a gentle and decent way, waiting online, I'm in a hurry!

"Brother Le, tsk tsk, let him drink Wangzai! He pours it down in a glass! It's over!" Sun Xiang said bluntly.

Well, no need to hide.

"Where's the food?" Zhang Jiale asked.

"Here!" Sun Xiang pointed to the onion, ginger, garlic, coriander and pepper under the pile of meat.

"Brother Le, didn't you plant some camellia? I think it blooms pretty well, and it says on the Internet that you can boil it and dip it in soy sauce." Sun Xiang, who knew he was wrong, came up with a remedy. After all, when he bought vegetables, he only paid attention to the meat. stared at.

"Don't believe everything on the Internet, I'll go shopping again!" Zhang Jiale sighed, the three men couldn't get together a single vegetable.

"Why don't we go out to eat!" Sun Xiang scanned around, the three of them currently had a bunch of firecrackers, a few potted flowers, a lot of meat, and two bags of noodles.It is not realistic to rely on these things to make a decent New Year's Eve dinner.

"There is no room!" Zhang Jiale sighed.

On New Year's Eve, the three of them looked at the boiled noodles, boiled quick-frozen dumplings, boiled fish, boiled elbow, boiled chicken, and boiled duck in silence.After a while, Sun Xiang couldn't help it: "Brother Le, is this what you said you can cook?"

"Just tell me if you can eat it or not!" Zhang Jiale was also a little embarrassed.

"The posture of removing blood foam is very professional!" Tang Hao commented.

Several people each had an oil dish, enjoying the delicious food made by Zhang Jiale. Sun Xiang and Tang Hao opened a bottle of Erguotou, and began to push and change glasses, bragging and gossiping. The two drank like ten people, and Zhang Jiale poured himself After drinking a glass of fruit wine, the three toasted, and drank it boldly, Zhang Jiale stood up.

"What bottle is he on?" Tang Hao looked at the unconscious Zhang Jiale.

"If I'm not mistaken, it seems to be the first cup!" Sun Xiang was a little uncertain.

"It's too exaggerated!" Tang Hao was shocked.

"Although I was prepared, I was still scared!" Sun Xiang shook his head.Sun Xiang and Tang Hao lifted Zhang Jiale together and threw him on the sofa in the hall. The two took off their coats at the same time, threw them on Zhang Jiale indiscriminately, and then turned and left mercilessly.

"I just told him to drink Wangzai!" Sun Xiang sighed.

"Let's drink ours!" Tang Hao raised his glass.

"Brother Le said that professional players can't drink too much, let's drink less." Sun Xiang said.

"Okay, I can't finish this bottle." Tang Hao followed suit.

After the two shared a bottle of white wine, they finished Zhang Jiale's secret boiled health food with half a bottle of soy sauce.While the wine was in full swing and the love was strong, the two brothers began to brag and gossip endlessly, from Wang Jiexi's eyes to Huang Shaotian's mouth, from Yu Wenzhou's hand speed to Chu Yunxiu's legs, and from Han Wenqing's purse face to Wang Zhong The big brother's egg somehow got involved in the love triangle of Ye Xiu, Chen Guo, and Su Mucheng.

Fortunately, Zhang Jiale fell asleep, otherwise, after seeing the boundless brains of these two brothers, they would not have fainted from fright. These two guys with hot-blooded and villain temperament, I am sorry if they don't play a cameo role in the love story. Magnificent imagination.

The two of them sat down and started to set off fireworks outside. You have a Gatling machine gun, and I have an ice bomb. They had a very lively time and became an ammunitionist and a gunner.

In the end, Zhang Jiale, who was half asleep and half awake, was dragged up by the two to play the water friends competition organized by Li Yibo. They wanted to surprise the old man, but the three of them were eliminated in the first round, and they didn't even call the elementary school students who came to join in the fun... ...not to mention meeting Li Yibo.No one recognized these three, but took them as brats playing with the adult account. After all, the performance of the three is hard to describe.

Facts have proved that the fighting power of three professional aces who have drunk too much is about equal to that of a goose.The three of them took the wrong account card in a hurry, Sun Xiang tried to unleash the bloody Kuangtao with the hooligan, Tang Hao rushed over with the ammunition to unleash Bawang Lianquan, Zhang Jiale's mad sword wandered around the map, as if he was about to throw the heavy sword out A long-range attack came. The three of them didn't wear headphones, squinted their eyes, moved by instinct, and lost their skills by muscle memory. They lost two rounds and were eliminated, and they didn't find the problem.

In the end, it was Zhang Jiale who found out that the account card was wrong, and the three of them exchanged positions in a daze, and then fell down on the keyboard in unison. There were fireworks outside and thunderous snoring inside the room.

Shocked, the unscrupulous top three of Hundred Flowers were brutally beaten by elementary school students on New Year's Eve!

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感谢在2022-04-0416:06:59~2022-04-0621:12:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of Shuguang for Mr. Jing; 424028294 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!