Vampire and Lop

The other end of the auction house was taken aback, and hurriedly said:

"Happy wedding, Mr. Gu! I said something wrong! I wish you and Mrs. Gu a hundred years of happiness..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Gu Junze: "He is not a girl, nor is he a wife, Ruan Ruan is my other half."

Gu Junze put down the phone and lit a cigarette irritably. He didn't like others treating Wen Ruan as his accessory.

Although he wanted to call Wen Ruan's wife, it was just for fun, but he never regarded Wen Ruan as a girl in his heart.

He's not curvy, it's just that Bunny happens to be his gender, but he respects that gender.

Wen Ruan is his other half, the two of them are equal, both before and after marriage.

After smoking a cigarette, Gu Junze fell into deep thought. If Wen Ruan wanted to have a baby, he needed to let him understand the meaning of the baby.

If Wen Ruan is willing, he is naturally willing, and if Wen Ruan is not willing, he will not force it.

A vampire doesn't have that much to ask for, and even God doesn't like him.

But Wen Ruan's arrival made him believe that God didn't hate him that much, and even gave him the best gift.

Thinking of this, I felt much better, so I called the laboratory.

The experimenters were always busy, but Gu Junze's call was answered quickly.

"Mr. Gu, is there something wrong with Wen Ruan?"

Not that polite, but Gu Junze didn't care, and still said coldly:

"I want to know Ruan Ruan's growth trajectory, he must have been living in the laboratory."

There was no answer on the other side, there was the rustling sound of pages turning, and then he began to read stiffly:

"First of all, we will not sell underage orcs, please rest assured."

"Wen Ruan, a rabbit orc, just turned 18 this year, and his birthday is on New Year's Day."

"In good health, weighing 40kg and 155cm tall."

"The lop-eared rabbit orcs grow slowly, and they are not tall among the orcs. Although they are boys, they can only grow up to 160."

"There are two pairs of ears, a pair of lop ears and a pair of human ears, with sensitive hearing."

"Two organs can conceive a child normally, but in order to keep the mind pure, I have not taken physiology class."

"I have taken language classes for several years, but Wen Ruan is not good at learning. I suggest sending her to school to get in touch with other orcs."

"He can understand most of what you said, so don't worry about communication."

"Socialization training has also been done. Knowing the meaning of the time of the festival month, most of the common sense does not need to be taught."

After talking to the other side for a long time, Gu Junze listened quietly, keeping all this in his heart.

He asked again: "Does Ruan Ruan have a mother? Why is he afraid of being scolded when he eats cake?"

The laboratory was silent for a while, and answered truthfully:

"Wen Ruan's mother was an excellent mother, but she passed away because of giving birth to him. His birthday is the anniversary of his mother's death."

"So every year when he can have his cake and eat it, there's always gossip from the talkative experimenter."

Gu Junze felt very sad when he heard this. He never thought that a simple little rabbit would experience so much suffering.

Sighing, he asked again: "I had a snowball fight with Ruan Ruan, but he seemed to be angry."

The experimenter was silent for a while, and said in a deep voice:

"Although Wen Ruan is a lop-eared rabbit orc, please don't make any aggressive moves, no matter if it's a joke or not!"