automatic reincarnation system

Wasn't he born in the second generation of the rich and the second generation of officials, or a rich and talented artist?Nima... Nima's Yan Che!You have nothing to send me a bunch of flowers for a P!You guys should burn some paper money for me, too! ! ! !

The corner of someone's mouth was twitching weakly, he gritted his teeth, and looked at the disappointment and sympathy on Bai Wuchang's face:

"brother!"

Mr. Wuchang stretched out his pale and pale hand and patted him on the shoulder: "I didn't expect you to be such a failure in life! You didn't even burn a few pieces of paper money for you... Sigh!"

Bai Wuchang burst into tears, "Lao Zhi thought that only Lao Zhi was so sad... There were tens of thousands of brothers in life and death, and none of them gave me paper money after death... Nima's annual seventh day of July... Lao Zhi used to be dressed in rags I went to the cemetery, thinking that I could at least collect 80 paper money...I didn't expect them to send me a bunch of flowers and plants..."

With tears in his eyes, he said: "Flowers and plants have a fart use, and they can't be eaten... Nima old paper has been in the underworld for so long, just waiting for them to die one day, seeing how they can only harvest flowers and plants every year Confess to the old paper!!”

The corners of Mo Jintian's mouth twitched, why didn't he have any sympathy for this damn Bai Wuchang? !

In the next second, Bai Wuchang withdrew his expression, smiled obscenely and said:

"Brother, it's good to have no money. Being a ghost is actually much more interesting than being a human. You don't have to walk by yourself. You can't die if you don't have a house. Just find a place where no one... oh, stay in a place where there are no ghosts, and it's okay if you don't get wet. It's not frosty, it's not yet sunny...well, the world is so beautiful, I think I came here like this back then...but..."

The pale and pale hand stretched out, Bai Wuchang had a sympathetic face and Lao Tzu's sincere and kind expression:

"Even if you're a ghost...you still have to eat...Fortunately, you met me, my uncle, who kindly gave you 20 Mingcoins... so that you can be a full ghost for at least the first day, no thanks, no need Thank you, sir, I will go first..."

Bai Wuchang drifted away at a speed that Mo Jintian couldn't see clearly.

Someone who stayed there looked at the piece of paper money lying in his hand speechlessly...

"20 yuan..." Is it enough for a meal?Someone who only used credit cards in Yangjian was deeply skeptical.

Just as he was thinking, a cloud of white suddenly appeared in the air again, and his pale and terrifying face approached Mo Jintian, successfully scaring him.

Bai Wuchang's eyes lighted up slightly, flashing a flash of joy of success, before he said:

"By the way, I advise you to hurry up and find a job in the underworld to support yourself. His Royal Highness Pluto's new regulations require each ghost to pay 1000 yuan in detention fees a month... unless you already have a formal job, your boss I'll pay it for you. Well, that's probably it... I'm leaving first, when will you have money to reincarnate, and when will you come to me!"

The cloud of white smoke disappeared like the wind...

Mo Tongxie gritted his teeth...

Nima, you damn Hades...

What kind of automatic reincarnation system and goddamned detention fee...is it just to exploit the public...what the hell?

I have to say, Mo Tongxie... is the truth! !

poor pocket days

After living in the underworld for three days, Mo Jintian deeply understood the importance of money!

This underworld is simply more difficult than the underworld!Nima has to pay a detention fee of 1000 yuan every month, and the newly dead ghost... the first month is free.He didn't know this until he bought a copy of "Handbook of Underworld Life" from the ghost guard guarding the city gate for 5 ghost coins. ""Handbook of Life in the Underworld", written by Pluto himself, a must for people... ghost hands, 5 yuan a copy, high quality and low price..."

When Mo Jintian saw such a propaganda slogan, he vomited blood three thousand feet in his heart...

Well, the money Bai Wuchang gave him was only 15 yuan left, and he bought three incense sticks and two candles at a roadside stall... and it was gone. He, Mo Jintian, a well-known talented musician in Yangjian... once again became Beggars with empty pockets.

The most ridiculous thing is that, according to the "Handbook of Underworld Life", in addition to paying 1000 yuan per month for reincarnation detention fees, he also has to pay taxes when he works, which is said to be 20% of his salary... This tax is levied. It has made Mo Jintian unable to complain... He thought that his agency in Yangjian was considered a vampire, but he didn't expect that there is a person who cannibalize people in the underworld...

What are the messy protection fees, insurance fees, garbage cleaning fees...

All kinds of expenses made Mo Jintian's veins throbbing...

No wonder every corner of the city he went to was full of people... ghosts are coming and going!According to this payment method... it is not bad for an ordinary ghost to save enough money to reincarnate within a few years...

According to the money-making method he has studied in the past three days, ordinary ghosts, if they have studied for a few years and have some knowledge, can work in a clerical job. Hand in, after deducting a bunch of messy fees...there are only three or four thousand ghost coins left every month...

This is still good, many of them have no competitiveness and can only rely on selling their labor in exchange for ghost coins, and those who deduct taxes and fees every month...there is only one or two thousand left in their hands.You said that if you work hard for one or two thousand, you can still cast a normal tire in a year or so?But wrong!But do you think that food, clothing, shelter and transportation don’t cost money?

The price of hell...

KAO, this is the first time Mo Jintian knows what it means to be "difficult to be a human being, but even harder to be a ghost"!

His 15 Ming coins that day were only enough for him to eat half full, three incense sticks and two candles... he finished smoking in just two sips, the food was tasteless, the food was tasteless...

This is still the cheapest meal. The next day he finally relied on helping people... to write a few couplets for ghosts, earning 100 Ming coins, thinking that he could have a good meal, but he didn't expect to walk on the street and be able to eat. Even Yangchun noodles... cost 150!

Mo Jintian almost vomited blood and died!

After the popularization of road ghosts, it turns out that the cheapest thing in the underworld is candles and incense, and of course it is also the most unpalatable!He has a deep understanding of this. When he was alive, although Mo Jintian was not particularly picky about what he ate, he usually ate the signature dishes of five-star restaurants, with a few Michelin stars. There is a special chef at home who prepares delicious dishes from various countries for him. Occasionally...Occasionally Yan Che...will cook for him to prepare his favorite food...

Since he was a child, he has never experienced any hardships, and he has never experienced any tragic plots of being homeless and homeless. He did not expect to come back to the underworld but make up for it one by one, and he has experienced it all.

Well, let’s get down to business, after eating two consecutive meals with candles and incense, Mo Jintian felt for the first time that his life in the past was too comfortable, and he missed the hot food very much...

It is said that this thing is also available in the underworld, but the price... is so expensive that a "poor" like him...

I can only sigh.

But there is a reason why this thing is expensive. A small bowl of Yangchun noodles, that water, that flour, that seasoning...are extremely rare and expensive in the underworld, not to mention the stall that is so expensive that ghosts want to vomit blood and taxes...

Mo Jintian could only silently buy enough candles and incense for a day, and once again returned to the "ghost market" in the "Handbook of Underworld Survival" to guide new ghosts to do odd jobs, and silently continued one task after another...

In three days, he earned a total of close to 1000 Mingcoins, which seemed quite impressive. Mo Jintian knew a lot of things, and he often received tasks that other ghosts couldn't.But 1000 of the 300 Ming coins were spent on food... He still couldn't help being "luxurious" on the third day

I spent 150 to eat a bowl of Yangchun noodles...

Then at the "Ghost Market" to pay the tax of 200 Ming coins and 50 yuan for the handling fee, only 450 yuan is left...

The 450 yuan is just enough for him to buy a sky tent.

Bai Wuchang said that ghosts can find a place to sleep, but that refers to outside the city...

Nima's lucrative jobs are all in the city, and he has no time to rest after work and flies out of the city... Well, this is his strange place, ghosts actually want to sleep...

Of course, it's not like sleeping like a human being in the yang world. Just closing your eyes and resting your mind to absorb enough ghost energy will restore your vitality.

In addition to the problem of distance, Mo Jintian is really not used to other ghosts passing by when he is asleep. He likes to be quiet, and this cheap tent at least has the function of blocking the outside world, and it is very convenient. Like a light, it will automatically fly to the sky when it is turned on. At night, the tents in the sky in the city look very spectacular.

And it's also very convenient during the daytime, as soon as the human... the ghost comes out, it takes it back on the ghost itself, so small that it becomes a button on the clothes.

When Mo Jintian saw this thing for the first time, he was really embarrassing, the technology of the underworld...

Is it too advanced?

The rare fuss of a genius musician is despised by other ghosts. How can pure technology improve to this level?This is a great masterpiece created by our Highness Pluto in the underworld, combined with the unique ghost energy of the underworld...

It was the nth time that Mo Tongxie heard about the great deeds of His Royal Highness Pluto, who had never met before, and decisively and quickly developed a very obvious rejection of him...

Nima, if it weren't for this damn His Royal Highness Pluto, I would have been reincarnated early in the morning...

Of course, he was too smart to say anything, otherwise he would be sent to the dungeon by the Imperial Guards in the city immediately, and locked up as a free coolie for three or four years, to see if you scold him or not...

This is the legendary "dictatorial politics".

Mo Jintian cursed His Royal Highness Pluto a hundred times in his heart... a hundred times...

In short, after three days in the underworld, Mo Jintian has a general understanding of the underworld, and has a tent of his own, so he has settled down.

On the fourth day, after completing two odd jobs and deducting taxes and handling fees, Mojintian Children's Shoes received 500 yuan, so he ended the work ahead of schedule and came to