A meow and a dog

It was only when my arm was wrapped with the legendary "Lasso of Mantra" (*1) that I realized how gloomy my life was.Not only because I have to face the dark, tyrannical, cruel, cruel master (...), but also because I have to answer Wonder Woman's questions-and I can't lie or hide-I go , DC screenwriters, where are your brain circuits? !

"Swallowed by a dog." I said, pounding the wall in my heart, isn't the bad side of your meow already manifested! ! !

I felt that the seven giants greeted me with puzzled eyes one by one, but fortunately, none of them realized how important this sentence is-the answer to this sentence will make a QAQ with a dead body.

If they asked:

"What do you mean?"

"The brain circuit of the DC screenwriter is wonderful."

"What is DC?"

"It's like hero comics..."

"for example?"

"Batman, Superman, The Flash—someone's wrong! Hero, spare me!"

A certain shivered slightly, and at the same time secretly raised his eyes to look at all kinds of cute masters (?)...I'll go-it's just a chin, dear!I have to hold on!Don't do something like nosebleeds to ruin your image!Temporarily suspend the brain function or something!Don't forget about the lasso of mantra or the mind reading of Martian Manhunter!Leave those bats, super super bats to one side for me, okay!Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath—take a deep breath, girl!Some hairy ones need to take a deep breath!Superman's ears are not for decoration!

"Where are you from?" Batman asked, his voice low and hoarse.

I wanted to cry but felt like my tongue was filled with lead—don’t get me wrong, talking to true love is a tense thing: “Big, big, probably the earth in a parallel world—”

I think sir, well, Batman raised an eyebrow under the mask—I definitely feel wrong: "How do you know the word parallel world?"

Can I say that an expert told me in a dream one day? !

"because--"

"boom"

"what sound?"

Superman flew over with a serious expression: "It's Luthor, he said that the Alliance used large weapons and troops without permission."

Batman said something in a low voice, grabbed me who was still in tears and thanked me for saving my life, and ran forward.

"Hey?"

"Don't talk. Although I don't know where you came from, what's the purpose of-" Master pressed a button on the universal belt, turned his head and stared at me fiercely--someone must have felt wrong again--" But for your life's sake - don't try to run away."

"If I'm trying to escape, then I must be crazy," I said, and was surprised to see the shiny gold rope in my hand—Wonder Woman, you fell a rope!

But right now I don't have time to pay attention to this rope, and since I've been stuffed into a plane and forced to sit in the passenger seat with Batman next to me, I think this rope can be ignored.

If my best friend—the natural black one can sit with Avril Lavigne in person, I think she will definitely pass out with excitement. Of course, she will ask for an autograph first—but as a bat fan, I can’t pass out. The constant roaring outside the window and the occasional flying over the fuselage, ah, some wreckage of something I don’t know what it is, excluding the frequent green lights and a few rare screams—— the bat machine It was transmitted from the communication equipment—finally, excluding the corners of the master's mouth and eyes that were about to tangle up, I can honestly tell you that all of this can be perfect.

But in this case, I can only face all this with panic and bewilderment.Up to now, I have to admire my own psychological quality, which probably stems from a bastard named U, or an invisible black fan, or a naturally rotten and black girlfriend, or a long-named Che Pit King—oh, such a strange thinking is definitely inherited from the rough nerves of Aquarius.

But no matter how rough the nerves are, they can't ignore this battlefield that is not filled with gunpowder.

I think if it works, my current performance must be like some colonel in "Iron Man 3" when he saw dozens of Iron Man standing in front of his eyes-oh, I am not as good as him, at least he is still Stark's friend , but I dragged down Batman with my humble and cheap life.

It’s like the words in Mao/Chairman’s "Serving the People" speech in the elementary school textbook: "Where there is struggle, there will be sacrifices, and dead people often happen. But we think of the interests of the people and the pain of the majority of the people, When we die for the people, we deserve to die."

——I'm going, I'm literary again.

So, what a lovely thing to have a rough nerve!Don't let heavy things weigh on your heart, and always look to the future.But with so many things on my mind, I don't know when I will yell hysterically.

So is this a precursor to blackening? !What are we doing? !Now the question is this acridine? !Pay attention to your image!

"What were you thinking just now?" the master asked very calmly.

Hehehe, dear, the weather is nice today, thank you for remembering to ask in Chinese, hahaha...the weather is nice...

Flip the table!How should someone answer? !No, why are you thinking about this now? !What kind of rope is still on the arm!

"Where there is struggle, there will be sacrifices. Dead people often happen. But we think of the interests of the people and the suffering of the majority of the people. When we die for the people, we die for what we deserve." I replied, and immediately wanted to kill me Myself—what's your sister's answer? !

The master was a little puzzled and kept silent-I definitely felt wrong again!

Tsundere and awkward - so cute! ! !

Summary: Brain supplements are invincible.

The author has something to say:

(*1) The Lasso of Words, or the Cord of Words, Wonder Woman's weapon.

Hey, there is another sign of turning serious again—this is obviously a joke about a joke...The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change?I'm guilty I repent QAQ.If this chapter is slightly inconsistent, please slap TAT mellowly, carefully, tactfully, and gently...

"Serving the People" is purely something I couldn't think of at the moment... In fact, this passage was written silently by someone (chest out)!But if a certain self is really there, it's probably the same as in the article—Aquarius loves convulsions...

In addition: Happy Dragon Boat Festival~ No matter whether the zongzi you eat is salty or sweet, jujube, pork, assorted...you can eat it~ because tomorrow is Black Thursday——QAQ

6.16: Correct typos