you are a virus
Chapter 6 Changing Human Types
Ghost Lantern opened his eyes, and in front of him was Bai Ze's magnified animal face.
A piece of snow-white hair [delete line] blinded Ghost Lamp's titanium alloy dog eyes [delete line] made Ghost Lamp think of the word "holy" for a moment.However, the scene of Bai Ze smiling all over his face as soon as he saw a girl flashed through his mind, so he immediately replaced "holy" with "less abusive", and punched Bai Ze on the head again.
The huge spirit beast flinched, rolled up and moved into the corner of the pit.At the same time, he quietly wrapped the ghost lamp's mace under his body and hid it.
"Being transformed into a beast shape will make the skin rough and fleshy, right? Is it comfortable to have a mace under it? Then use the mace as a prop when you make it next time, since you like it so much."
Bai Ze's small actions obviously failed to hide the ghost lamp, and the ghost lamp threw out such a sentence coldly, and then stretched out his hand to lift Bai Ze's body.
"Woooo..." Bai Ze let out a low cry, raised his forefoot to touch the ghost lamp, and looked at him with nine eyes mournfully.
"..." Ghost Lantern raised his head, glanced at Bai Ze's bleeding back from the corner of his eye, frowned, and said:
"It hurts?"
Bai Ze nodded.Due to the limited space in the pit, Bai Ze's nose accidentally brushed against Ghost Lamp's face, rubbing it with sweat, saliva, or snot.
"Then let it hurt a little more!!"
The ghost lamp roared suddenly, and with both hands stuck under Bai Ze's body, Bai Ze was thrown into the air.The spirit beast let out a horrified neighing from its throat, hit the barrier wall hard, and was bounced back hard, the muffled groan had escalated into a scream.
Ghost Lantern stepped on the dying Bai Ze lying on the ground, picked up the mace with one hand and carried it on his shoulder, and began to emit low air pressure.
"I didn't know that I made myself into this. You deserve it, Bai Zesang."
The topic changed too quickly, and Bai Ze's head was a little dazed.
"Tell you what?"
The spirit beast opened its mouth, and Ghost Lamp's familiar frivolous voice sounded. (YUSA fans, don't hit me. Who of you doesn't recognize YUSA's frivolous voice? Who?)
"...Can't this be able to talk?" Ghost Lantern bent down and approached the spirit beast's face, frowned, half-closed his eyes, and poked Bai Ze's mouth with a mace.
"I kept making whining and chirping sounds. I thought you couldn't speak human words, but I didn't expect you were just being cute... Bah, are you kidding me?"
Bai Ze sighed and said depressedly:
"Ghost Lantern Lord, I have been fighting Qilin and Phoenix here for several days, and I have been maintaining that enchantment to consume their supplies. I really want to be able to do so without any effort..."
"You mean I'm forcing you to work hard?" Gui Deng inserted the mace into Bai Ze's mouth.
"What's your state of mind?" Bai Ze shook his head and got rid of the mace, feeling a little anxious.Originally consuming Qilin Phoenix's supplies, he himself had no supplies, and now he is at the end of his strength and is just holding on.
So those two are Qilin and Phoenix, Ghost Lantern thought silently.He couldn't confirm it because he was always wrapped in the light ball.But aren't Qilin and Phoenix old friends of White Pig?Why are you fighting?
As if he understood Ghost Lantern's question, Bai Ze said it himself before Ghost Lantern asked:
"I have been feeling very uneasy for the past few days. After you left that day, I asked Momotaro to prepare medicine and send it back to you, and then I went to discuss with Qilin. Who knew that he had been infected by the virus from the West... because Qilin is well-known in the international community and often participates in various international social activities, so he has more opportunities to contact Westerners. It is estimated that he was infected at some point. When I went, he took the virus injection I."
Gui Deng frowned and fell silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his mace and smashed it down.The pit was too small, and Bai Ze had no way to avoid it, so he could only yell "What are you doing!", and then took it hard.Surprisingly, it wasn't very painful.
"No reason. Since you are also infected with a virus [computer ==] and will soon become an enemy, I decided to deal with you here now."
"No, I have dealt with it myself. After escaping from Qilin, I went home and dealt with it immediately. Thanks to the recent research on viruses, so..."
Ghost Lamp raised an eyebrow.
"what happened?"
Bai Ze took a breath and looked up at the sky.The ghost lamp followed Bai Ze's line of sight and looked up, only to find that the originally pitch-black sky had turned a little red at this moment.Is it the sunrise?Impossible, the outside is now flooded with vampires, and they will cover the sun no matter what.
Looking back at Bai Ze, [delete] it frowned slightly, as if worried about something. [Delete line] Except for the two golden pupils shining with splendor, a huge animal face has no expression at all.
"Tsk!" Gui Deng clicked his tongue, patted Bai Ze's big face, and said impatiently:
"Bai Ze-san, can you change back to human form? It's not easy to communicate."
The serious look of the animal-shaped Bai Ze suddenly made him miss the hippie smiling face of the human-shaped Bai Ze who was unexpectedly missed.
"Isn't it good? Anyway, it's just two people bickering, and then I was beaten by you. Now it's not the same."
Bai Ze didn't seem to realize that this sentence meant inviting the ghost lamp to hit him.
"It's different." Ghost Lantern murmured.
"It makes me feel like I'm not talking to you. I'm very upset."
"..." Bai Ze smiled.Ghost Lantern is acting like a spoiled child?Surprisingly, it's cute sometimes.
"It's not that I don't want to change back, but it's really difficult now. The ancient spirit beasts like Qilin and Phoenix, I and I don't need to rely on food to maintain our lives. We only need people's 'faith' and so on. , can support our lives. But in this situation, the common people have no worship and offerings to spirit beasts. I... to be honest, I am very hungry... It is a bit hard to even talk to you now, let alone transform into a human form. "
What Bai Ze said was well-founded, Gui Deng couldn't think of words to refute for a moment.
"However, if the injury heals, it may be able to recover a little bit, although it may take a long time..."
After speaking, Bai Ze looked at the sky again.
"It should be too late, before they completely occupy the kingdom of heaven...so Ghost Lantern..." Bai Ze paused and licked his lips, "Can you heal the wound on my back?"
Ghost Lantern glanced at Bai Ze's wound.
A wound as long as Ghost Lantern's entire leg opened ferociously on Bai Ze's back.
"Oh?" Gui Deng stood up, stepped on the wound, and heard Bai Ze gasping in pain.
"How to cure? There is no medicine here."
"Don't forget that I am a spirit beast." Bai Ze smiled, "I licked you just now, won't your eyes heal?"
It turned out that he was there to heal me.Ghost Lamp thought secretly.It seems that I have heard such a legend before that Bai Ze's body is full of treasures, which can bring people back to life.Although I don't know if it is really that powerful, but it seems to be a bit like that now.
"Do you mean to use your saliva?"
"Drool...can't you say saliva more politely?" Bai Ze was helpless.
"You don't need elegance for someone like you who talks about finding girls every day, right?" Ghost Lamp asked back.
"Since the saliva can be cured, why don't you just lick it yourself?"
"Although that's what you said..." Bai Ze chuckled twice, "I can't lick it myself..."
"..." Ghost Lamp was completely speechless.
"Although the body of a beast is relatively soft, it is still very difficult to lick the back..."
Ghost Lamp interrupted decisively:
"I don't want to touch your saliva, so I can do it myself."
"..." Bai Ze fell silent.After a long time, he smiled and said:
"Forget it. But actually..." Bai Ze suddenly raised his head and approached the ghost lamp, and said mysteriously:
"There is another way to turn me back into a human form, and the speed can be very fast, and the effect will be very good. Although you need to make a small sacrifice..."
Ghost Lamp raised an eyebrow.
"I'm a spirit beast. I could recover the wound by myself, but now I don't have enough energy. I can barely support my life functions and some spells, but I can't repair the wound. But if..."
Bai Ze stretched out his forefoot to press the ghost lamp against the wall of the pit, and licked the ghost lamp.
"If you can give me some energy..."
The author has something to say:
Bai Ze: Give me energy and I can transform back into a human form~
Ghost Lamp【Shooting Bai Ze Flying with a Stick】
Hong Kong'er: The next chapter is the fake white ghost~
Ghost Lantern: Hongkonger, the gate of hell has been opened to you.
A piece of snow-white hair [delete line] blinded Ghost Lamp's titanium alloy dog eyes [delete line] made Ghost Lamp think of the word "holy" for a moment.However, the scene of Bai Ze smiling all over his face as soon as he saw a girl flashed through his mind, so he immediately replaced "holy" with "less abusive", and punched Bai Ze on the head again.
The huge spirit beast flinched, rolled up and moved into the corner of the pit.At the same time, he quietly wrapped the ghost lamp's mace under his body and hid it.
"Being transformed into a beast shape will make the skin rough and fleshy, right? Is it comfortable to have a mace under it? Then use the mace as a prop when you make it next time, since you like it so much."
Bai Ze's small actions obviously failed to hide the ghost lamp, and the ghost lamp threw out such a sentence coldly, and then stretched out his hand to lift Bai Ze's body.
"Woooo..." Bai Ze let out a low cry, raised his forefoot to touch the ghost lamp, and looked at him with nine eyes mournfully.
"..." Ghost Lantern raised his head, glanced at Bai Ze's bleeding back from the corner of his eye, frowned, and said:
"It hurts?"
Bai Ze nodded.Due to the limited space in the pit, Bai Ze's nose accidentally brushed against Ghost Lamp's face, rubbing it with sweat, saliva, or snot.
"Then let it hurt a little more!!"
The ghost lamp roared suddenly, and with both hands stuck under Bai Ze's body, Bai Ze was thrown into the air.The spirit beast let out a horrified neighing from its throat, hit the barrier wall hard, and was bounced back hard, the muffled groan had escalated into a scream.
Ghost Lantern stepped on the dying Bai Ze lying on the ground, picked up the mace with one hand and carried it on his shoulder, and began to emit low air pressure.
"I didn't know that I made myself into this. You deserve it, Bai Zesang."
The topic changed too quickly, and Bai Ze's head was a little dazed.
"Tell you what?"
The spirit beast opened its mouth, and Ghost Lamp's familiar frivolous voice sounded. (YUSA fans, don't hit me. Who of you doesn't recognize YUSA's frivolous voice? Who?)
"...Can't this be able to talk?" Ghost Lantern bent down and approached the spirit beast's face, frowned, half-closed his eyes, and poked Bai Ze's mouth with a mace.
"I kept making whining and chirping sounds. I thought you couldn't speak human words, but I didn't expect you were just being cute... Bah, are you kidding me?"
Bai Ze sighed and said depressedly:
"Ghost Lantern Lord, I have been fighting Qilin and Phoenix here for several days, and I have been maintaining that enchantment to consume their supplies. I really want to be able to do so without any effort..."
"You mean I'm forcing you to work hard?" Gui Deng inserted the mace into Bai Ze's mouth.
"What's your state of mind?" Bai Ze shook his head and got rid of the mace, feeling a little anxious.Originally consuming Qilin Phoenix's supplies, he himself had no supplies, and now he is at the end of his strength and is just holding on.
So those two are Qilin and Phoenix, Ghost Lantern thought silently.He couldn't confirm it because he was always wrapped in the light ball.But aren't Qilin and Phoenix old friends of White Pig?Why are you fighting?
As if he understood Ghost Lantern's question, Bai Ze said it himself before Ghost Lantern asked:
"I have been feeling very uneasy for the past few days. After you left that day, I asked Momotaro to prepare medicine and send it back to you, and then I went to discuss with Qilin. Who knew that he had been infected by the virus from the West... because Qilin is well-known in the international community and often participates in various international social activities, so he has more opportunities to contact Westerners. It is estimated that he was infected at some point. When I went, he took the virus injection I."
Gui Deng frowned and fell silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his mace and smashed it down.The pit was too small, and Bai Ze had no way to avoid it, so he could only yell "What are you doing!", and then took it hard.Surprisingly, it wasn't very painful.
"No reason. Since you are also infected with a virus [computer ==] and will soon become an enemy, I decided to deal with you here now."
"No, I have dealt with it myself. After escaping from Qilin, I went home and dealt with it immediately. Thanks to the recent research on viruses, so..."
Ghost Lamp raised an eyebrow.
"what happened?"
Bai Ze took a breath and looked up at the sky.The ghost lamp followed Bai Ze's line of sight and looked up, only to find that the originally pitch-black sky had turned a little red at this moment.Is it the sunrise?Impossible, the outside is now flooded with vampires, and they will cover the sun no matter what.
Looking back at Bai Ze, [delete] it frowned slightly, as if worried about something. [Delete line] Except for the two golden pupils shining with splendor, a huge animal face has no expression at all.
"Tsk!" Gui Deng clicked his tongue, patted Bai Ze's big face, and said impatiently:
"Bai Ze-san, can you change back to human form? It's not easy to communicate."
The serious look of the animal-shaped Bai Ze suddenly made him miss the hippie smiling face of the human-shaped Bai Ze who was unexpectedly missed.
"Isn't it good? Anyway, it's just two people bickering, and then I was beaten by you. Now it's not the same."
Bai Ze didn't seem to realize that this sentence meant inviting the ghost lamp to hit him.
"It's different." Ghost Lantern murmured.
"It makes me feel like I'm not talking to you. I'm very upset."
"..." Bai Ze smiled.Ghost Lantern is acting like a spoiled child?Surprisingly, it's cute sometimes.
"It's not that I don't want to change back, but it's really difficult now. The ancient spirit beasts like Qilin and Phoenix, I and I don't need to rely on food to maintain our lives. We only need people's 'faith' and so on. , can support our lives. But in this situation, the common people have no worship and offerings to spirit beasts. I... to be honest, I am very hungry... It is a bit hard to even talk to you now, let alone transform into a human form. "
What Bai Ze said was well-founded, Gui Deng couldn't think of words to refute for a moment.
"However, if the injury heals, it may be able to recover a little bit, although it may take a long time..."
After speaking, Bai Ze looked at the sky again.
"It should be too late, before they completely occupy the kingdom of heaven...so Ghost Lantern..." Bai Ze paused and licked his lips, "Can you heal the wound on my back?"
Ghost Lantern glanced at Bai Ze's wound.
A wound as long as Ghost Lantern's entire leg opened ferociously on Bai Ze's back.
"Oh?" Gui Deng stood up, stepped on the wound, and heard Bai Ze gasping in pain.
"How to cure? There is no medicine here."
"Don't forget that I am a spirit beast." Bai Ze smiled, "I licked you just now, won't your eyes heal?"
It turned out that he was there to heal me.Ghost Lamp thought secretly.It seems that I have heard such a legend before that Bai Ze's body is full of treasures, which can bring people back to life.Although I don't know if it is really that powerful, but it seems to be a bit like that now.
"Do you mean to use your saliva?"
"Drool...can't you say saliva more politely?" Bai Ze was helpless.
"You don't need elegance for someone like you who talks about finding girls every day, right?" Ghost Lamp asked back.
"Since the saliva can be cured, why don't you just lick it yourself?"
"Although that's what you said..." Bai Ze chuckled twice, "I can't lick it myself..."
"..." Ghost Lamp was completely speechless.
"Although the body of a beast is relatively soft, it is still very difficult to lick the back..."
Ghost Lamp interrupted decisively:
"I don't want to touch your saliva, so I can do it myself."
"..." Bai Ze fell silent.After a long time, he smiled and said:
"Forget it. But actually..." Bai Ze suddenly raised his head and approached the ghost lamp, and said mysteriously:
"There is another way to turn me back into a human form, and the speed can be very fast, and the effect will be very good. Although you need to make a small sacrifice..."
Ghost Lamp raised an eyebrow.
"I'm a spirit beast. I could recover the wound by myself, but now I don't have enough energy. I can barely support my life functions and some spells, but I can't repair the wound. But if..."
Bai Ze stretched out his forefoot to press the ghost lamp against the wall of the pit, and licked the ghost lamp.
"If you can give me some energy..."
The author has something to say:
Bai Ze: Give me energy and I can transform back into a human form~
Ghost Lamp【Shooting Bai Ze Flying with a Stick】
Hong Kong'er: The next chapter is the fake white ghost~
Ghost Lantern: Hongkonger, the gate of hell has been opened to you.
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