you are a virus

There was a loud explosion sound from a distance, and the ghost lamp paused, looking up into the sky expressionlessly.

"... The turmoil in the kingdom of heaven has been so clearly transmitted to hell..." Yan Mo sighed, put down the file in his hand, and glanced at the expression of the ghost lamp.But the ghost lamp only raised its head when the loud noise sounded, and then maintained the same posture to review the documents.

In fact, I was obviously worried...

Yan Mo thought.

"By the way, Lord Ghost Lantern," Yan Mo grinned with a big smile, which made him look like a simple and honest fat uncle, not a bit like the "Yan Mo Wang" that the world imagined.

"Last time you said you were going to make spicy hot pot (for the dead), why is there no news now...well..."

Originally, I wanted to make Gui Deng feel better, so I specially found a topic that Gui Deng liked. Unexpectedly, when Gui Deng heard this sentence, his eyes darkened instantly, and Yan Mo was so scared that it took him a long time to spit out the last word.

"...I have some raw materials, but I haven't got them from the white pig... Bai Zesang." Ghost Lantern replied flatly.

Yan Mo was instantly ashamed. He didn't expect that even this kind of thing would involve Bai Ze, who is the last thing to be mentioned now.

"Then... Miss Mustard doesn't have any raw materials?" Yan Mo was trying to draw Ghost Lamp's attention away from Bai Ze.

"..." Ghost Lamp was silent for a while, then frowned and said:

"Ms. Mustard Zi studied under Bai Zesan."

Bai Ze was mentioned again... Yan Momo.

"Now I need something stronger than Miss Mustard's miso, which can make the dead start to bleed as soon as they smell it, their tongues swell up when they touch it, and they can't close their mouths as soon as they drink it. Spicy miso."

Yan Mo has always believed that one of the strengths of the ghost lamp is that he can always say things with a blank face that make others' heart beat faster, their pulse is abnormal, and their sweat is secreted abnormally, such as just now.

Gui Deng has long been used to Yan Mo being so frightened by his own words that he can't speak, so he went on to say:

"After making an appointment with Bai Zesang last time, Bai Zesang clearly said that he would deliver it to me soon. But it has been almost ten days now, and there is still no news at all, which has delayed my plan."

It would be better if all you care about is as simple as delaying the plan!Yan Mo thought brokenly in his heart, but he replied:

"There is no way. Due to the turmoil, the heaven has blocked the passage to hell. Even if you want to send it, you can't send it. Besides, Mr. Bai Ze may not have the spare power to send it now..."

Before he finished speaking, the table in front of Yan Mo was smashed to pieces with a mace, and someone immediately fell silent.

Although I really didn't mean to slip the tongue, but Mr. Ghost Lantern, you just wanted to say hello to me, right?Must be right? !And in this way, isn't the table in Yan Mo Hall going to be changed again?Such a waste!

Although he really wanted to complain, Yan Mo decided to let the complaint rot in his stomach when he saw the low air pressure that was so concentrated that it was almost visible to the naked eye.

The ghost lamp's breathing was not steady. Although Yan Mo was forced to use force to finish the second half of the sentence, the first half of the sentence was enough to make his blood boil.

I know that the turmoil in the kingdom of heaven is very serious, and I know that the white pig must not have the energy to make raw materials for me, I know.But……

The ghost lamp clenched the mace, the muscles in his hands bulged ferociously due to the force of the master, and even the bones creaked in the process of mutual movement with the mace that was only separated by a thin layer of flesh.

stop!

Ghost Lantern shook his head, forcing himself to throw out the shadow of Bai Ze that was filling his head.

It is good for the kingdom of heaven to solve the affairs of the kingdom of heaven by itself.The white pig is also such an old beast, so it should be fine.

Giving himself hints that he had given countless times in the past few days, Gui Deng took back the mace and sat back on the chair.

“………………… Lord Ghost Lantern?”

Yan Mo yelled weakly, the voice was as small as a mosquito, which really didn't match his huge body, giving people a very funny feeling.

"Ghost Lantern...how about going to sleep?"

The ghost lamp reflexively said:

"There are still so many jobs, what should I do if they are piled up?"

And as soon as he was free, his mind was full of white pigs.

"There's not much work left..." Yan Mo smiled wryly, pointing to the small cart holding the documents.

"You have been frantically reviewing like a workaholic day and night for the past four days, and you have done our work for two weeks... so you can go and take a good rest."

However, Yan Mo's words did not reach Guideng's mind.Because now his mind is full of the scene of going to Bai Ze that day.

nine days ago

When the ghost lamp kicked open Bai Ze's door and knocked the sleepy Bai Ze out of bed with a stick, it was not even daylight.

So Bai Ze, who was not only woken up but also beaten innocently, frowned naturally, and got into a fight with the ghost lamp.Of course, the final outcome was that Bai Ze was immobilized by the ghost lamp sitting on his buttocks, and his right hand was twisted behind his body by the ghost lamp in an extremely twisted posture, and he had to struggle while uttering curses mixed with screams.

Although cursing and swearing are nothing more than "ghosts! Not human! Idiots! Shake S!" and the like can't be called rough ruffians, let alone harsh words.

"You're sick! It's not dawn yet, why are you so crazy!!!" Bai Ze managed to crawl out from under the ghost lamp, still yelling and cursing, the clothes on his body became extremely miserable during the battle, It hung messily on his body, and he didn't bother to take care of it.

"I haven't slept for three days, how can you sleep so peacefully?" Ghost Lantern frowned and tilted his head, took out a mace and waved it.

"Go to bed if you haven't slept, workaholic!! I recruited you to provoke you?!" After hearing the so-called reason of Ghost Lantern's preposterous words, Bai Ze was completely furious, and punched Ghost Lantern violently, but unexpectedly, the action was too big , causing the clothes that were originally in the wrong position to be torn apart with a bang.

"..." Bai Ze opened his mouth wide and looked at his clothes that had been torn in half, feeling that there was an emotion called anger in his heart that had risen to a height that surpassed the height from hell to heaven.

"..." Ghost Lantern stared at Bai Ze's body covered with sporadic hickey marks under his clothes, feeling that there was an emotion called jealousy burning up to the lava.

So the two began to fight each other to the death.

In fact, Momotaro woke up when the ghost lamp kicked open the gate. Now let’s summarize the sounds he heard: Kicking the door—fighting—screaming and cursing—bickering—cursing and fighting—cursing—“on you There are so many hickeys, white pig, it’s an eyesore, I’ll wipe them off for you, use a mace.” (==There’s something weird mixed in...)—Scream—Scream—Curse - silence - panting...

Then Momotaro turned out the window to start a new day of healthy peach picking, leaving some two friends to do relative exercise in the house.

"Can't you stop playing with girls?" Ghost Lantern said while getting dressed.

Bai Ze stood up stiffly, and mocked:

"I've been here for thousands of years, do you think I can change it? And why can't I play with girls, and you can play with me like this?"

Maybe it was on purpose, maybe Bai Ze didn't realize that he just used the word "play me".

Gui Deng frowned, glanced at Bai Ze who was lying on his stomach, and said lightly:

"Then treat it as if I didn't say it, but when I did it, I saw marks left by others on your body, and I felt disgusted." Ignoring Bai Ze's stiff expression for a moment, Ghost Lamp continued:

"But you're right. Anyway, I'm just playing with you. I don't care about how you play with people behind your back, and I don't want to."

Then, he picked up the mace and walked out, not forgetting to close the door with a "squeak", shaking off a layer of wall dust.

"..." Bai Ze suppressed his smile and stared at the door quietly.

"'Playing with me'...huh..." With a self-deprecating sneer, Bai Ze pulled up the quilt.Just as he was about to catch up on sleep, the sound of the ghost lamp sounded beside him.

"Hey, white pig."

Bai Ze closed the quilt, and after confirming that it wrapped himself airtightly, he replied:

"what?"

The voice came through the quilt, a little muffled.A desire to lift the quilt suddenly surged in Gui Deng's heart.But when he thought of the phrase "play with me", Ghost Lantern suppressed this desire, calmed down his emotions, and said in a business-like tone:

"Help me prepare a super spicy ingredient, I will make a new punishment pot."

Bai Ze in the quilt was silent for a while, and it took a long time before he whispered "shaking S pervert".

"Send it to me when it's done." Ghost Lamp added.

Bai Ze lifted the quilt and stared into the ghost lamp's eyes:

"Come and get it."

"Why?" Ghost Lamp frowned.

"Because..." Bai Ze seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly stopped in the middle of his words, and it took him a long time to continue:

"It's nothing. I will send it to you as soon as possible. So don't come here for me."

Gui Deng knew that Bai Ze was lazy, and he had almost never heard the word "as soon as possible" from Bai Ze.Now that Bai Ze said this out of the blue, Gui Deng was really stunned for a moment, but before he had time to think about why, he was attracted by the next sentence.Although Bai Ze didn't add any emotion to that sentence, Gui Deng felt that it was obviously disgusting when he heard it, so Gui Deng said a sentence when he didn't even realize it:

"Okay, anyway, I've been tired of playing with your flicks recently, it's time to find some new fun."

Bai Ze was unexpectedly calm this time, he glanced at the ghost lamp, and then covered himself back under the blanket.Ghost Lamp also turned and walked towards the door.The moment Ghost Lantern stepped out of the door, he heard Bai Ze say behind him:

"What if I can't deliver it?"

"What?" Ghost Lantern turned around.It's not that he didn't hear it, he just thought it was strange so he asked.

There was a snore on the bed.

What "deliver it as soon as possible", what "don't come", what "what if you can't deliver it", Bai Ze is very strange today.

But the phrase "play with me", to be honest, really hurt Ghost Lamp's heart.He was never "playing around" with Bai Ze, why was he misinterpreted like that by that person?

Ghost Lamp tilted his head, the resurgent anger was unwilling to suppress the doubts in his heart, and he walked slowly towards the passage leading to hell.

He soon knew why Bai Ze was so strange that day, because two days after that day, the passage was closed by the kingdom of heaven.

So, are you saying you might die?

Ghost Lamp gritted his teeth.

Telling me not to go is telling me not to die.Can I understand it so affectionately, Bai Ze?

Yan Mo silently retreated to a safe area. Although he really wanted to step forward to calm down the ghost lamp, he really didn't dare to disturb the current ghost lamp.Because his current appearance is very ferocious, with round eyes, bulging veins on his neck, bloodshot from the corners of his mouth due to clenching his teeth too hard, he is totally unaware of this.

"My lord, I'm going out for a while."

Ghost Lantern stood up abruptly, strode out of Yan Mo Hall, and walked towards the passage.

I'm just going to get my stuff.

Ghost Lamp thought.

I was only going to get the raw materials, not Bai Ze.And... At first, you told me "Come and get it", why did you change your words later?

The author has something to say:

Hong Kong'er: I have finally started writing Guibaiwen, which I have been procrastinating for a long time.

Ghost Lantern [a blow to the head]: Are you planning to abuse me?

Hong Konger [clutching her bleeding forehead]: QAQ

Bai Ze [Help: Well, well~ Ghost Lantern, don't be so violent, the other party is a girl!

Ghost Lantern: Oh, so she is a girl.

Hongkonger: QAQ! ! !