Lu Jiayi has been continuously reporting the progress of his battle with Lorraine.Just received a text message, the content is: I had dinner with her today, and she smiled at me three times; I went to her house yesterday, and she poured me juice and added milk; I am going to watch a movie tomorrow, and the goal is to hold hands !Although the task is more difficult, but I will work hard!Brother, don't worry!
Lu Jiaming laughed so hard that he leaned forward and backward, and then relayed the story to Song Yanshu, but Song pulled off his bathrobe and looked down arrogantly: "I'm more concerned about our progress."
"What else can we do? Haven't hugged or kissed or not done?" Lu Jiaming pulled the quilt to wrap himself tightly, and said angrily.Probably because they had shown their hearts to each other, before Song Yanshu, he no longer felt the initial sense of bewilderment.
"Why is there no progress? There are 36 moves and 72 moves. We still have a lot to try."
"Song Yanshu, you are in heat all year round!"
The other party raised his head and seemed to be concentrating on it for a while: "I really don't know about this, but you can start observing from today, and we will make statistics at this time next year."
"Stop, stop, stop! How about this, let's have an exchange of ideas. A relationship that stays at the stage of carnal desire cannot be called love. We need to elevate our spiritual level through exchange of ideas to reach a higher level of love. Only love based on the spiritual level is eternal."
"Say."
"……say what?"
"Aren't you going to have an exchange of ideas?"
"Ah, this, uh, we can get from..."
"Know what Wilde said?"
"Who is Wilde?"
"He said the only way to get rid of temptation was to give in to it. And now I desperately need to get rid of the temptation in front of me."
"No, Song Yanshu, don't, eh..."
"It hurts, take it easy."
"Well... by the way, you haven't told me who Wilde is yet!"
"lighter!"
"Let's go to the supermarket! Last time you said we went together, but ended up flying to America alone. By the way, what did you go to America for?" Lu Jiaming suddenly rushed forward and grabbed Song Yanshu's neck, "Quick, tell the truth , is it because of that Priscilla?"
"It's not because of her, it's because of her husband." Song Yanshu knew that he was just joking, so he didn't push him away, but embraced him in a more comfortable position.
"What? You have other men? Song Yanshu, I really underestimated you. You are not bad. It's fine if you didn't know Luo Zhi back then. I didn't expect that when I went to the United States, I even got into the vice of homosexuality! "
"According to my understanding, it seems that you have more men, right? Besides, I don't have the vice of homosexuality, how can I be with you?"
"You...you are arguing! I am just playing with them, how can I compare with you! Besides, I haven't been to those places for a long time. But what about you? You went to the United States specially for a man!"
"That man is my father. I went back because he was critically ill." Song Yanshu said in a low voice, unable to tell whether he was happy or sad.
"Ah, it turned out to be like this, hehe, why didn't you say it earlier," Lu Jiaming's arrogance disappeared all of a sudden, and he asked, "Then how is he now?"
"Well, it's good, he's gone to see my mother." Song Yanshu hugged his arm tightly.
"Oh, that's good, it seems to be recovering well." Lu Jiaming breathed a sigh of relief.
"My mom died when I was in middle school."
"What? Priscilla..." Lu Jiaming raised his head and reached out to stroke his calm face.
"She's my stepmother."
"Can you finish talking at once, is it funny to see me like this?" Lu Jiaming half-closed his eyes and said leisurely.
"Well, very cute," Song Yanshu laughed, "I only have you now, and you have to be responsible for me."
Lu Jiaming stared at Song Yanshu at this moment, as if meeting him for the first time, the turmoil in his heart made him forget his words for a moment, and he could only hold out his hand to hug him tightly.
Like completing a certain ceremony, each other's heartbeat is the only witness.
"However, if you don't go shopping, you won't have lunch at noon, right?" When the two were in love, Lu Jiaming suddenly said something unpleasant.
"Take two boxes of yogurt and fresh milk. Don't want that, use XX brand. Their milk is more natural. What brand do you usually drink?"
"Not much."
"That's not okay," Lu Jiaming shook his head, "Don't worry, I'll prepare honey water for you in the morning, after drinking it, we'll go for a run together, and we'll eat and drink milk when we come back."
"Can you get up?" Song Yanshu expressed his doubts.
"Of course, during the few days you left, I got up and ran every day. After you came back, you tossed me hard every night, and of course I couldn't get up. So I need to restrain myself in the future," Lu Jiaming suddenly became excited, "Let's talk!"
"Aren't we talking?"
"I mean, talk about it seriously and seriously," Lu Jiaming put on an expression of "children can't be taught", "How many times a week do you think is appropriate?"
"I think every day is suitable." Song Yanshu took a few boxes of Durex and put them in the cart.
"Why are you taking so much? Encouraging lust?" Lu Jiaming stretched his hands into the cart for a while, took out three boxes and put them back, muttering, "I've always wanted to try the threaded ones. "
"By the way, let's continue the topic just now. Where did we talk?"
"Appropriate every day."
"Oh, yes. No, I don't think we can indulge in pleasure. Excessive pursuit of sensuality will make us lose our way, and it is not good for our physical and mental health. Especially my physical and mental health. If you love me, you should think about me. I want to drink rib soup, go and order some."
"Then five days." Song Yanshu frowned, as if he had made a big concession.
"Two days."
"Four days."
"Three days, no more."
"You want me to be a monk?"
"Which monk broke the sex ring three times a week?" Lu Jiaming gave him a sharp look, "But I don't mind if you want to become a monk."
"Obviously I like it too." Song Yanshu muttered, but Lu Jiaming didn't hear it. He was asking the boss to weigh the ribs.
"It's such a happy decision. This plan will be officially implemented next week. One violation this week will reduce the number of violations next week, and so on. There is no upper limit," Lu Jiaming put the chopped ribs in, and continued. , "Don't make a bad idea, I will record the situation well, and getting away with it won't work here."
Song Yanshu pursed his lips with a pensive look on his face.In fact, I am not a person who is too indulgent, but every time I see him, my brain automatically reminds him to secrete gonadotropins.Wouldn't it be better to read the Bible?
Song Yanshu was cooking in the kitchen, while Lu Jiaming was watching TV in the living room. Entertainment news was broadcasting on the TV: A certain actor had always shown himself as a good father and husband.Unexpectedly, it was revealed that she had an affair with another actress, and she left her real wife and mistress who were in confinement to go out in style.Then I reviewed all the love words the actor had said to his wife.
After reading it, Lu Jiaming ran to the kitchen and said to Song Yanshu who was washing the ribs: "Yanshu, don't promise me anything in the future, and don't talk sweet words to me. Maybe it will be a joke to recall it later. "
"Don't worry, you won't have these memories."
Lu Jiaming curled his lips: "I knew you wouldn't say it."
"We won't be separated, and these memories won't become a joke." Song Yanshu raised the hand washing the ribs, and went to kiss him, "Don't think about it, go and choose the vegetables, and make mushrooms and vegetables that you like."
So Lu Jiaming happily took the dishes to the living room, sat on the sofa and watched TV while choosing dishes.
The phone on the table rang, it was "Happy Together" by Leslie Cheung.At first Lu Jiaming didn't know this song, but Song Yanshu often played it in his car, so he knew it later.
Lu Jiaming said, with such a provocative song, are you afraid that others will not know that you like men?
"Song Yanshu, call!"
"Who?"
Lu Jiaming stood up to look at it, and then said eccentrically, "Yo, your old lover."
"Who? Luo Zhi? Bring it here."
"Why should I create opportunities for you and your old lover to communicate..." Lu Jiaming muttered, turned on the loudspeaker and handed it to Song Yanshu.
"Yan Shu, how are you doing recently?"
"Oh, that's alright."
"It's still the same as before, no matter how enthusiastic I am, you still have such a cold tone. Well, I'm just letting you know that I'm getting married on the 28th. Do you have time to come over? Grandpa is coming too. He's right here at home. You can drop by Go home and have a look."
"Understood, I will go."
"Well, where should the invitation be sent? Send me the address later. By the way, do you want to invite Lu Jiaming? I don't know him very well, but if you haven't succeeded yet, I don't mind creating a chance for you."
"He... I just tell him."
"Yo, it seems that there is something wrong. Well, let's come together when the time comes. I won't say anything, our family is urging me. I told him that I called my old lover, and he put it aside and listened."
Song Yanshu put the phone back into Lu Jiaming's hand, indicating that he could leave.
"What's your relationship with Luo Zhi? Who is the 'grandfather' you mentioned? Are you two not incest?"
"We are neighbors. Her grandfather passed away early, so she has always regarded my grandfather as her own." Song Yanshu ignored his whims and continued to fight on the front line in the kitchen.
Song Yanshu cooked three dishes and one soup.The pork rib soup that Lu Jiaming wanted to drink, the shiitake mushrooms and green vegetables that Lu Jiaming liked, the shredded pork with wild rice and white rice that Lu Jiaming praised, and a sweet and sour lotus root slice, which drove Song Yanshu away from the heat.After silently accepting the decision three times a week, he bought a lot of lotus root.Lu Jiaming thought it was because he especially liked eating lotus root.
Lu Jiaming ate two big bowls of rice as a way of saving face, and when it was over, he said, "Song Yanshu, it's really delicious. After it's over, I don't think I can even eat my mother's rice in the future."
"As long as you can eat from the restaurant. Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll faint from hunger when you go to work."
In this way, when I chat and you laugh, it seems that there is nothing wrong with living a lifetime.
Lu Jiaming laughed so hard that he leaned forward and backward, and then relayed the story to Song Yanshu, but Song pulled off his bathrobe and looked down arrogantly: "I'm more concerned about our progress."
"What else can we do? Haven't hugged or kissed or not done?" Lu Jiaming pulled the quilt to wrap himself tightly, and said angrily.Probably because they had shown their hearts to each other, before Song Yanshu, he no longer felt the initial sense of bewilderment.
"Why is there no progress? There are 36 moves and 72 moves. We still have a lot to try."
"Song Yanshu, you are in heat all year round!"
The other party raised his head and seemed to be concentrating on it for a while: "I really don't know about this, but you can start observing from today, and we will make statistics at this time next year."
"Stop, stop, stop! How about this, let's have an exchange of ideas. A relationship that stays at the stage of carnal desire cannot be called love. We need to elevate our spiritual level through exchange of ideas to reach a higher level of love. Only love based on the spiritual level is eternal."
"Say."
"……say what?"
"Aren't you going to have an exchange of ideas?"
"Ah, this, uh, we can get from..."
"Know what Wilde said?"
"Who is Wilde?"
"He said the only way to get rid of temptation was to give in to it. And now I desperately need to get rid of the temptation in front of me."
"No, Song Yanshu, don't, eh..."
"It hurts, take it easy."
"Well... by the way, you haven't told me who Wilde is yet!"
"lighter!"
"Let's go to the supermarket! Last time you said we went together, but ended up flying to America alone. By the way, what did you go to America for?" Lu Jiaming suddenly rushed forward and grabbed Song Yanshu's neck, "Quick, tell the truth , is it because of that Priscilla?"
"It's not because of her, it's because of her husband." Song Yanshu knew that he was just joking, so he didn't push him away, but embraced him in a more comfortable position.
"What? You have other men? Song Yanshu, I really underestimated you. You are not bad. It's fine if you didn't know Luo Zhi back then. I didn't expect that when I went to the United States, I even got into the vice of homosexuality! "
"According to my understanding, it seems that you have more men, right? Besides, I don't have the vice of homosexuality, how can I be with you?"
"You...you are arguing! I am just playing with them, how can I compare with you! Besides, I haven't been to those places for a long time. But what about you? You went to the United States specially for a man!"
"That man is my father. I went back because he was critically ill." Song Yanshu said in a low voice, unable to tell whether he was happy or sad.
"Ah, it turned out to be like this, hehe, why didn't you say it earlier," Lu Jiaming's arrogance disappeared all of a sudden, and he asked, "Then how is he now?"
"Well, it's good, he's gone to see my mother." Song Yanshu hugged his arm tightly.
"Oh, that's good, it seems to be recovering well." Lu Jiaming breathed a sigh of relief.
"My mom died when I was in middle school."
"What? Priscilla..." Lu Jiaming raised his head and reached out to stroke his calm face.
"She's my stepmother."
"Can you finish talking at once, is it funny to see me like this?" Lu Jiaming half-closed his eyes and said leisurely.
"Well, very cute," Song Yanshu laughed, "I only have you now, and you have to be responsible for me."
Lu Jiaming stared at Song Yanshu at this moment, as if meeting him for the first time, the turmoil in his heart made him forget his words for a moment, and he could only hold out his hand to hug him tightly.
Like completing a certain ceremony, each other's heartbeat is the only witness.
"However, if you don't go shopping, you won't have lunch at noon, right?" When the two were in love, Lu Jiaming suddenly said something unpleasant.
"Take two boxes of yogurt and fresh milk. Don't want that, use XX brand. Their milk is more natural. What brand do you usually drink?"
"Not much."
"That's not okay," Lu Jiaming shook his head, "Don't worry, I'll prepare honey water for you in the morning, after drinking it, we'll go for a run together, and we'll eat and drink milk when we come back."
"Can you get up?" Song Yanshu expressed his doubts.
"Of course, during the few days you left, I got up and ran every day. After you came back, you tossed me hard every night, and of course I couldn't get up. So I need to restrain myself in the future," Lu Jiaming suddenly became excited, "Let's talk!"
"Aren't we talking?"
"I mean, talk about it seriously and seriously," Lu Jiaming put on an expression of "children can't be taught", "How many times a week do you think is appropriate?"
"I think every day is suitable." Song Yanshu took a few boxes of Durex and put them in the cart.
"Why are you taking so much? Encouraging lust?" Lu Jiaming stretched his hands into the cart for a while, took out three boxes and put them back, muttering, "I've always wanted to try the threaded ones. "
"By the way, let's continue the topic just now. Where did we talk?"
"Appropriate every day."
"Oh, yes. No, I don't think we can indulge in pleasure. Excessive pursuit of sensuality will make us lose our way, and it is not good for our physical and mental health. Especially my physical and mental health. If you love me, you should think about me. I want to drink rib soup, go and order some."
"Then five days." Song Yanshu frowned, as if he had made a big concession.
"Two days."
"Four days."
"Three days, no more."
"You want me to be a monk?"
"Which monk broke the sex ring three times a week?" Lu Jiaming gave him a sharp look, "But I don't mind if you want to become a monk."
"Obviously I like it too." Song Yanshu muttered, but Lu Jiaming didn't hear it. He was asking the boss to weigh the ribs.
"It's such a happy decision. This plan will be officially implemented next week. One violation this week will reduce the number of violations next week, and so on. There is no upper limit," Lu Jiaming put the chopped ribs in, and continued. , "Don't make a bad idea, I will record the situation well, and getting away with it won't work here."
Song Yanshu pursed his lips with a pensive look on his face.In fact, I am not a person who is too indulgent, but every time I see him, my brain automatically reminds him to secrete gonadotropins.Wouldn't it be better to read the Bible?
Song Yanshu was cooking in the kitchen, while Lu Jiaming was watching TV in the living room. Entertainment news was broadcasting on the TV: A certain actor had always shown himself as a good father and husband.Unexpectedly, it was revealed that she had an affair with another actress, and she left her real wife and mistress who were in confinement to go out in style.Then I reviewed all the love words the actor had said to his wife.
After reading it, Lu Jiaming ran to the kitchen and said to Song Yanshu who was washing the ribs: "Yanshu, don't promise me anything in the future, and don't talk sweet words to me. Maybe it will be a joke to recall it later. "
"Don't worry, you won't have these memories."
Lu Jiaming curled his lips: "I knew you wouldn't say it."
"We won't be separated, and these memories won't become a joke." Song Yanshu raised the hand washing the ribs, and went to kiss him, "Don't think about it, go and choose the vegetables, and make mushrooms and vegetables that you like."
So Lu Jiaming happily took the dishes to the living room, sat on the sofa and watched TV while choosing dishes.
The phone on the table rang, it was "Happy Together" by Leslie Cheung.At first Lu Jiaming didn't know this song, but Song Yanshu often played it in his car, so he knew it later.
Lu Jiaming said, with such a provocative song, are you afraid that others will not know that you like men?
"Song Yanshu, call!"
"Who?"
Lu Jiaming stood up to look at it, and then said eccentrically, "Yo, your old lover."
"Who? Luo Zhi? Bring it here."
"Why should I create opportunities for you and your old lover to communicate..." Lu Jiaming muttered, turned on the loudspeaker and handed it to Song Yanshu.
"Yan Shu, how are you doing recently?"
"Oh, that's alright."
"It's still the same as before, no matter how enthusiastic I am, you still have such a cold tone. Well, I'm just letting you know that I'm getting married on the 28th. Do you have time to come over? Grandpa is coming too. He's right here at home. You can drop by Go home and have a look."
"Understood, I will go."
"Well, where should the invitation be sent? Send me the address later. By the way, do you want to invite Lu Jiaming? I don't know him very well, but if you haven't succeeded yet, I don't mind creating a chance for you."
"He... I just tell him."
"Yo, it seems that there is something wrong. Well, let's come together when the time comes. I won't say anything, our family is urging me. I told him that I called my old lover, and he put it aside and listened."
Song Yanshu put the phone back into Lu Jiaming's hand, indicating that he could leave.
"What's your relationship with Luo Zhi? Who is the 'grandfather' you mentioned? Are you two not incest?"
"We are neighbors. Her grandfather passed away early, so she has always regarded my grandfather as her own." Song Yanshu ignored his whims and continued to fight on the front line in the kitchen.
Song Yanshu cooked three dishes and one soup.The pork rib soup that Lu Jiaming wanted to drink, the shiitake mushrooms and green vegetables that Lu Jiaming liked, the shredded pork with wild rice and white rice that Lu Jiaming praised, and a sweet and sour lotus root slice, which drove Song Yanshu away from the heat.After silently accepting the decision three times a week, he bought a lot of lotus root.Lu Jiaming thought it was because he especially liked eating lotus root.
Lu Jiaming ate two big bowls of rice as a way of saving face, and when it was over, he said, "Song Yanshu, it's really delicious. After it's over, I don't think I can even eat my mother's rice in the future."
"As long as you can eat from the restaurant. Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll faint from hunger when you go to work."
In this way, when I chat and you laugh, it seems that there is nothing wrong with living a lifetime.
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