Naruto I am a cat

As a self-esteem, self-love, self-improvement, self-confidence, self-reliance, narcissism (?), conceited (?), arrogance (the more you say the more outrageous) grows under the red flag (??????) drinking the Yellow River water (hello It’s enough!), a new generation of beautiful girls (girls????), Mao Mao said that she will definitely take revenge on Uchiha Madara! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !This heartless man who doesn't want to face! ! ! ! ! !

"Is Tang Tangsang cooking?" The whirlpool mask couldn't hide the weirdness in Madara's tone!

"Yes." Mao Mao lowered its eyes, as if shyly glanced at Ban!So, Madara rippled (liao).

"Then, let me chop the vegetables for you." Madara picked up the kitchen knife and said with a smile.

"Ma... sorry for your trouble."

"No trouble, no trouble." There was an unstoppable smile in Madara's tone.

I saw that Madara stupidly picked up the kitchen knife and chopped off the onion on the cutting board, where Maomao deliberately removed the thin skin on the surface.Incredibly fast, however. . .We know that onions are absolutely cute!This is the best way to kill people and give bento!As a result, Mr. Madara's face was full of cows, but he couldn't show it in front of the cat. He could only let the tears overflow to the household treasure-the whirlpool mask! ! ! !

"I... my hand was scratched a few days ago, you, can you cook for me?" Mao Mao was still puzzled, and the small calculations in his heart began to crackle again.

"Dang,,, of course." In front of her beauty, who would dare not follow her ahhhhhhhh!

"You, you just need to turn on the fire, pour some oil, then put the vegetables in, add some seasonings and stir-fry. I'll go out first." Maomao quietly disappeared, feeling overjoyed, Uchiha Madara, tell you to betray your heart!hum╭(╯^╰)╮

Madara turned on the fire, put the pot that cats and cats sprinkled with water on the fire, and then poured oil on it. We all know that water and oil are incompatible, and the density of oil is less than that of water floating on the surface of water. So, after the water boils. . .

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Master Ban screamed again and again.Maomao secretly laughed outside the door.

Then, put the vegetables.

"Zizizi..." A puff of black smoke rose slowly, and the whole kitchen was filled with the smell of burnt things.So, Mr. Madara messed up, put seasoning, seasoning.

"Ahem.. What kind of joke is this?" Mrs. Ban was full of cows, and the cat was happy. This is her newly invented tear gas powder. There is no other branch in this one. The quality is guaranteed O(∩_∩)O haha ~

Master Ban was spitting blood in the kitchen, Mao Mao said that she was consummated~~

Therefore, Mrs. Madara, Nai’s future life is tragic. The author said that it was not that she stood by and watched, but that she was powerless, so she could only fan the flames to make Mao Mao more perfect. The author said that she is a real mother, but it is Mao Mao’s real mother Madara?What is that?

Oh yeah! More than 800 characters, bursting with character!