Sand sculpture fairy dressed as tragic cannon fodder

People were taken aback for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing.

Yes, but if a normal person sees a dog eating shit, would he let him lick you?

"What's more, a cheating man is worse than a dog." Yan Shenyu's voice resounded, "It's natural for a dog to eat shit, but it's really dirty for a person to eat shit, so I can't have it."

His eyes were still red, but his expression had completely changed. He was no longer sad and sad like before. Instead, his back was straight and his eyes were firm, transforming into a beauty reborn from the cocoon.

Everyone in the audience was fascinated, but soon fell into self-doubt.

Wait, isn't Yan Shenyu a photo-defrauding internet celebrity?When did he become so good-looking?Even a random picture can be so good?

As a good-looking blogger with ancient photos, when Yan Shenyu married Xiao Zhengliang, he also sent a lot of invitations to "friends" in the circle.

But they are friends, but they are just plastic sisters who have met a few times. They are so plastic that they have to step on their toes in a group photo. The P picture is only for the kind of P.

Most of the plastic sisters know that Yan Shenyu had a bad posture and poor expression management before, and the refined pictures were okay, but the real person was very temperamental when he moved.

When they came to the wedding this time, they originally took photos and videos with the mood of eating melons and taking ugly photos.

Now they got the melons, but they didn't get any ugly photos of the protagonist.They never expected that Yan Shenyu, who had been exposed as a round-shouldered, hunchbacked and wretched temperament before, seemed to be a different person at this moment, with 360 degrees without dead ends, and even a blurry silhouette was so beautiful.

There are a lot of fans just by posting refined photos. If netizens know that his photos are so good-looking, wouldn't they be crazy?

Several small Internet celebrities in the audience exchanged a look, and silently dismissed the idea of ​​recording, they were not willing to provide him with this traffic!

In the VIP room on the second floor, Xiao Zhengliang's face darkened after hearing "dogs eat shit".

After Yan Shenyu finished speaking, his entire face was so dark that he could drip water.

Xie Xiaoling had never seen such a frightening expression on his face. At first glance, it was anger, but there seemed to be something else hidden in the anger.In this way, Xie Xiaoling felt a sense of insecurity, which he and Xiao Zhengliang had never felt before after so many years of separation and reunion.

"Brother..." He took a step forward and took his arm, intending to return to the familiar mode of getting along.

Xiao Zhengliang took out his hand without saying a word, and buried himself in typing.

Xie Xiaoling looked down, her heart sank severely.At such a time, Xiao Zhengliang was still sending Yan Shenyu WeChat messages.

[This time, I'll take it as what you said was angry, and don't take it as an example. 】

Usually, Yan Shenyu replied almost instantly when he received his message, but this time, after 5 minutes, there was no response from there.

"Don't worry, he might be busy..." Xie Xiaoling comforted him softly.

Hearing this, Xiao Zhengliang's expression became even uglier than before.He pressed the screen button of his mobile phone, and said coldly: "I've already left with you, why did you put that kind of thing at the wedding?"

"You still doubt it's me?" Xie Xiaoling opened her eyes wide, "But I really didn't..."

"Forget it, don't mention it," Xiao Zhengliang interrupted him, with a hint of impatience in his tone, "I'm going first."

Xie Xiaoling bit her lower lip, but in the end she followed silently without saying anything.

……

It wasn't until two o'clock in the afternoon that the guests left after finishing their meals, and Yan Shenyu had time to look for his cell phone that he had misplaced.He made a few more calls to his cell phone, but this time it turned off directly.

But when he went to the place where the blind date men were eating, he was told by the waiter that they had left.

"Then can you tell me their reservation number?" Yan Shenyu asked again.

"Sorry," the waitress in a yellow cheongsam shook her head politely, "We cannot disclose the privacy of our guests."

Yan Shenyu couldn't help it, and suddenly remembered that when he threw the snot handkerchief on the passerby's head, the man had given him a business card, but the angry passerby threw it into the trash can.

"Uh..." Yan Shenyu glanced at the trash can next to him, then quickly shook his head and looked away.

No way, there must be another way!Calm down and think carefully, you can definitely do it!

Five minutes later, Yan Shenyu stood in front of the trash can, his face ashen ashes.

However, a distorted smile soon appeared on this gray face.

Yan Shenyu looked at the trash can with a smile, his eyes were incredibly gentle, as if this was not a trash can, but his lost lover in his previous life.

Yeah, what's there to worry about?It's just a trash can.The trash cans of five-star hotels can't be found outside even with lanterns.

Every day, cleaners use towels to give him a SPA, and see how smooth and delicate his skin is!

In addition, there are professionals to do internal conditioning for it to remove toxins from the body.At four o'clock in the morning every day, when people were still asleep, the cleaners drove to the trash can and replaced it with a brand new garbage bag.

Yes, this is a clean and noble trash can!

Not dirty at all! !

Yan Shenyu took a deep breath, bent down and put his hand into the opening of the trash can.

At the beginning of June, the temperature at noon has exceeded 6 degrees.After hours of scorching heat from the sun, the trash can exudes a sickening smell.

"vomit……"

Yan Shenyu was so smoked that he couldn't stand it, so he just bowed his head and vomited into the trash can.

Two minutes later, Yan Shenyu fell into a long silence as he looked at the trash can that he had soiled.

Calm down, it's just your own vomit, it's not dirty at all!Now the focus is on that business card, okay?You are already an adult, you have to learn to distinguish the priority of things!

No, no, real adults are people who have seen the cruelty of society, and they must run away when it is time to run away!

What a fart, this is the video you worked so hard to shoot back then.If you run away now, don't you just let all your efforts go in vain?

No, no, let's go east!He would rather become a bubble on Chongming Island than stick his hand into this black hole!

Yan Shenyu put his right hand at the entrance of the trash can, but his left hand firmly held his right wrist, preventing him from taking the next step.

Anyone who passes by now will be amazed at his body, which is comparable to a work of art. His body is obviously in an extreme distortion, but because his left and right hands are clamping each other, he has reached a delicate balance.

The scorching sun hangs in the sky, sweat slips from the sideburns, and the smell wafts from the trash can...

No, I can't hold on any longer.

This is already his limit...

Just a second before the right hand was about to be sucked in by the black hole, a strange cell phone rang—someone called to find the owner of the cell phone!

As long as you get the owner's information from the other party's mouth, you can get his phone back!

This also means that he doesn't need to dig through the trash can!

This discovery made Yan Shenyu heave a sigh of relief. He quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket to connect it, but he forgot that his hands were already soaked in sweat, and before he had time to press the call button, the mobile phone slid He went out and fell straight into the black hole of the trash can.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

After a long period of sluggishness, a loveless smile appeared on Yan Shenyu's face.

Hehe, that's all there is to it anyway.

Otherwise, he'd better die.

Throwing into a lake, jumping off a building, or crashing a car can be fine, anyway, he has nothing to love... What the hell! !

Yan Shenyu turned around abruptly, his eyes were red and he was holding the trash can and shaking wildly: "Tell me, how can you say I'm sorry for you? Why did you do this to me?! Ah? What did I do wrong? It's pathetic for me to suffer Fate! Isn’t it just eating a spicy rabbit head on the way to the red carpet, and dripping red oil into the sponsor’s 8-figure high-end jewelry? This is how you punish me for time travel and make me vomit Is it because of the trash can?!"

A waiter passed by and was shocked to see him go crazy.

"What are you looking at?" Yan Shenyu held the trash can and looked up, his eyes were red, "Have you never seen a fight with a trash can?"

"Uh..." The waiter who wanted to help ran away in fright, and secretly contacted the security guard: "There is a strange guest by the grass in Chunxie Garden. Go over and see what's going on."

Yan Shenyu didn't know at all that he had become the focus of attention of the hotel security, he only knew that he must snatch the phone back before the phone rang.

Isn't it just a trash can?What messy environment did he not experience when he was filming?

That's right, filming!Just pretend this is filming!

As long as he pretends to be filming, the person who picks up the trash is another person, and has nothing to do with Yan Shenyu himself!

Yes, from today onwards, he will change his name to Yan Nigushi Shenyu!

It was too late to talk, Yan Nigu took out the trash, and Si Shenyu gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and reached into the trash can with lightning speed.After a quick rummage, he finally grasped a hard and flat object.

He took it out and saw a long white board in his hand.

Yan Nigu took out the garbage Si Shenyu: "..."

Damn, who threw the shared power bank into the trash can! !

No, you can't be fooled by the appearance, but you must firmly grasp the essence of things.

Searching and searching, Yan Nigu digs out the trash and Si Shenyu finally finds something that is still vibrating. This time the phone is gone, right?

He took it out and saw that there was a bunch of things in his hand that Jinjiang had reviewed and reviewed.

Yan Nigu took out the garbage Si Shenyu: "..."

Nima, which bastard threw the vibrating jumping egg in the trash can?Are you worthy of the hard-working cleaners for throwing this kind of rubbish? !

For the third time, when Yan Nigu took out the garbage and Si Shenyu reached into the trash can for the third time, he finally found the poor cell phone that had been tainted.

The phone had already been hung up because no one answered it, and the phone's shell, which was originally full of industrial design beauty, was already covered with stains and exuded a disgusting smell.

Yan Shenyu: "Ugh..."

The mobile phone, which had been smeared in the first place, was once again covered with his vomit.

……

In a high-end private hospital under the Xie Group, in the VIP ward.

"Doctor, is my grandson really okay?" An old lady in a cheongsam stood at the door, every wrinkle on her face was full of anxiety.

"Doctor, how is my elder brother?" Xie Pingfeng rushed over and asked anxiously, "Why has he been in a coma for so long? Do you think he will become a vegetable? Oops, if he can't wake up Come on, am I going to inherit the company? But what if I want to play for a few more years?"

"Fantasy your daydream!" Mrs. Xie gave him a stick, "You stay in the dairy industry for me, and if you are not satisfied, I will send you to grow rice in Africa."

Xie Pingfeng closed his mouth in aggrieved manner.

"The examination results show that there is nothing wrong with Mr. Xie's body." The doctor pushed the glasses on his face and explained, "The fainting is due to the stress reaction caused by too much stimulation, and he should wake up soon."

The old lady Xie breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine."

Before he could finish speaking, the man on the hospital bed had opened his eyes. His sharp eyes turned clear and innocent at this moment, as pure as a newborn baby.

"Are you awake? Are you still feeling uncomfortable?" Mrs. Xie hurried over.

Xie Siyan looked at her calmly for two seconds, then suddenly asked, "Who are you?"

Amnesia... amnesia?

The old lady Xie almost didn't bring it up: "You don't remember who I am?"

Xie Siyan shook his head: "I don't remember."

"Then do you still remember who you are?" Xie Pingfeng asked quickly.

Xie Siyan continued to shake his head.

"Doctor," Mrs. Xie turned around and asked, "What's wrong with my grandson?"

"I've never seen anything like this before," the doctor flipped through the checklist, with a dazed look on his face, "It may be a temporary amnesia caused by shock or impact."

"I, have I lost my memory?" Xie Siyan raised his head innocently and at a loss, "Then who am I?"

Xie Pingfeng immediately sat beside his bed, and said, "Your name is Xie Pingfeng, the marketing director of Qinqing Lotion. You work in the prairie. You face a bunch of cows every day, and you suffer from big milk phobia. It's not easy. Only then did I go to the city, but before I saw a beauty, I was dragged here as a foil for a blind date."

"Are you asking me? My name is Xie Siyan. I'm your cousin, the president of Wildfire Technology, and the owner behind the Diaoyutai Hotel. He is very busy at work every day. Hey, but who makes me better? Those who can do more work...Ah! Grandma, you hit me again?!"

Old Madam Xie swept Xie Pingfeng to the ground with a stick, and then said seriously: "Just now he was talking nonsense, you are Xie Siyan, you are the one who started Wildfire Technology from scratch."

Xie Siyan was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "So I don't have big breast phobia?"

Mrs. Xie: "..."

So is that the point? !

"To a certain extent," Xie Pingfeng hesitated to speak, "Brother, you may, indeed, have this problem. After all, you have never talked to a single partner."

Xie Siyan: "..."

Old Madam Xie couldn't bear to look at it any longer. She had been awe-inspiring for so many years, and she had never lost her composure like this.

She turned around and took the doctor's arm, with a look of death on her face: "Doctor, please cure the amnesia that you talk about, I am willing to pay any price."

The doctor shook his head in embarrassment: "Even if you say so, there is nothing wrong with the inspection, and we really have nothing to do."

The old lady Xie was not happy anymore, raised her eyebrows, and said sternly: "We invest so much money in you every year, can you even cure a small amnesia? If this is the case, what's the use of keeping you? If you don’t get cured within three days, all of you will be fired.”

The doctor's expression changed, and he subconsciously looked at the innocent Xie Siyan.

The latter nodded slightly.

Big Brother flirting with the doctor?What's going on, the eldest brother doesn't know them, but he still knows the doctor?

Xie Pingfeng suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and quickly jumped out to comfort him: "Grandma, don't be angry. Didn't the doctor just say that my brother had short-term amnesia because of being frightened? If that's the case, let's eliminate the root cause of his fright. Isn't he getting better a little bit?"

"The source of the shock..." Mrs. Xie was silent for a moment, then hesitated, "You mean you want me to stop making blind dates for him?"

Xie Pingfeng dogged: "Grandma is wise."

"Doctor," Mrs. Xie raised her head worriedly, "Do you think this method is useful?"

The doctor paused, and then said uncertainly: "You can give it a try."

Xie Pingfeng: "Grandma, don't arrange a blind date for the eldest brother for now. I know you are doing it for his own good, but now everyone has amnesia, what if I become a fool in the future?"

The old lady Xie sighed: "That's the only way to do it."

Seeing her grandson on the bed who looked like a newborn baby, the old lady couldn't help feeling a little self-doubt, did she really push people too fast?

"President," Secretary Lin walked in, "You have an appointment with Mr. Liao of Qiankun Technology for dinner at 6 o'clock tonight. If you don't leave, you will be late."

"Qiankun Technology?" Xie Siyan tilted his head and asked in doubt, "Scientific fortune-telling?"

"It's civil aerospace technology," Secretary Lin explained, "You are optimistic about the prospects of this company, and you are in contact to prepare for angel investment."

Xie Siyan said "oh", slowly lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

"What are you still doing with angel investment? You're almost becoming an angel!" Mrs. Xie stopped him and told Secretary Lin, "You ask Mr. Liao to change the time, or ask Pingfeng to go for you."

Xie Siyan remained silent.

Xie Pingfeng shook his head again and again: "I won't go, I don't know anything about investment and rockets. Otherwise, let Brother Xiang go, isn't the language capital created by you two?"

Knowing that Xie Siyan was inconvenient to answer, Secretary Lin took the initiative to explain: "President Xiang is currently abroad."

Xie Pingfeng spread his hands: "Then I can't help it."

The old lady Xie had nothing to say, so she could only tell: "Then you pay attention to safety, don't jaywalk, and call 110 to call the police if you get lost."

Xie Pingfeng: "..."

His brother lost his memory, not the first time a three-year-old went to kindergarten.

……

Ten minutes later, Xie Siyan in a suit and leather shoes sat in the back seat of the Rolls-Royce Phantom.

He skillfully looked at the latest information on the launch of Qiankun Technology's rocket, and he didn't seem to have lost his memory at all.