I sell food by drawing cards

After Ye Xu woke up the next day, recalling what happened last night, he fell back under the covers in embarrassment, ashamed to see anyone.

But this is not the scariest thing, the scariest thing is that he soon heard a chuckle from someone next to him.Slowly looking up, she saw the huge sister Xuan standing beside the bed, holding a feeding bottle with a smile.

"Baby is awake, let's drink nainai." Jiang Yuexuan teased.

Ye Xu: "..."

Ye Xu belatedly realized that he was still in dragon form, and he was not staying in his room at the moment, but sleeping in the living room.Moreover, the bed under him was obviously a newly bought crib, and there were colorful dolls around it.

Let me die, Ye Xu thought brokenly.

Sister Xuan must have been offended by the drinking and rambunctiousness last night, that's why the other party arranged such a waking up scene for him.God, how will he behave in the future!

Jiang Yuexuan reached out to pick up the young dragon: "Don't be shy, you are not the only one anyway."

As she spoke, she turned her hand in a direction so that Ye Xu could see another crib next door.In the middle of the bed was a fat chicken lying on its back, with its two paws facing the ceiling and its neck tilted at more than 100 degrees. It looked like a baby-level sleeping position.

It can be seen that this phoenix cub has not broken its shell for more than 30 years.

Ye Xu still felt very dead, especially when he thought that his dragon body was so small that it could be as thick as a marker pen, he felt suffocated.When I knew that I was a minor, I had a hard time accepting it, but now I find out that this is not a minor, it is simply an infant.

"Huh?" Ye Xu asked the system feebly, if there are any pills to speed up growth, no matter how expensive he is, he still has to save money to buy them.

The system pretended not to understand, it thought that a cub like Ye Xu looked pretty good.

As a system with personal preferences, it always prefers young, and all adult creatures have to stand aside in front of young.So it was impossible to let it help the cub grow faster, and it wished Ye Xu would grow slower.

Jiang Yuexuan was well aware of the system's little preference, so after guessing what Ye Xu asked, she held back her smile and didn't say it out, so as not to hurt the baby dragon.

And Ye Xu's complicated emotions didn't last long, his blood had too much influence on him, he would be unconsciously attracted to Shining Glitter when he was in human form, and his various natures would only show intensified when he was in dragon form.Especially when Long Xing was still very young, his thinking was quickly infantilized.

Ye Xu couldn't help but looked at the colorful toys around him, held back for a moment, then rushed in and rolled.

Jiang Yuexuan watched him having a great time with a smile, and waited until the young dragon got tired of playing before catching him again.But Jiang Yuexuan didn't really bottle-feed Ye Xu, but put him on the table and put a bunch of delicious food in front of him.

The young dragon was already hungry, so he went over to taste it happily.After eating for a while, I felt that my body was too small to eat well, and Hua Guang changed back to a human shape in a flash, and finally I was able to eat with a big mouthful.

After filling his stomach half full, Ye Xu's sanity finally came back.

It could also be that he lost face too much and started to mess it up. Ye Xu actually felt strangely that it was nothing to roll around and play among the pile of toys.What does Ye Longlong do have anything to do with him, Ye Xu?

People just have to have a thicker skin to live a better life, and the poor little dragon was forced to realize this truth.He took a deep breath and pretended nothing happened.

Jiang Yuexuan also accepted it as soon as it was good, and took the initiative to start another topic: "The phoenix that came last night was a little bit flustered. You should restrain your temper and don't fight with him. I will suppress his arrogance first, so that he will be honest in the future." Be obedient."

That guy's current attitude is not suitable for working in the store, the clerk has to look like a clerk, and the young master is not good at pie.Jiang Yuexuan was not used to him anyway. There were two cubs in the family. Of course, she loved Xiaolong first, and the later Fat Bird stood aside.

Ye Xu nodded obediently: "Okay, then I'll avoid it first."

Ye Xu also realized that he couldn't control himself in front of Phoenix, so he had to take the initiative to back away in order to avoid bad things.By the way, I can also go back and study how to change into a dragon shape and back. The focus is on the latter, lest one day I accidentally change into a dragon and cannot change back.

For Ye Xu, these two abilities are rooted in his subconscious mind, and he can't control himself for the time being.This is very embarrassing, the transformation is uncontrollable, and it is very easy to make jokes. Ye Xu is also worried that he will suddenly become a living person when he is receiving customers from the shopping mall outside.

The control of ability cannot be achieved overnight, Ye Xu went back and practiced for an hour, but there was no effect, so he went out to have breakfast in frustration.

Over the past few days, Ye Xu has already eaten all the food in the mall.A big appetite is so refreshing, no matter how many dishes there are, one round can be eaten quickly, and then the second round can be started.

You won't get tired of delicious food after eating it several times. The sweet and sour Korean cold noodles are in front of you. After taking two sips, Ye Xu quickly threw away the previous unhappiness.

There are already sporadic customers in this restaurant, Ye Xu is not good at showing his real food intake in front of customers, after eating a portion to fill his stomach, he went to the back kitchen to pack a bunch of food and stuffed it into his backpack, ready to take Go to the dormitory on the fifth floor to eat.

Usually on the fifth floor, there are few employees who stay long. Everyone has their own things to do. Even if they stay on the fifth floor, they go back to the room and close the door.Ye Xu doesn't really like being alone in the house, it may be that he has no friends since he was a child, and he hates loneliness.

So Ye Xu likes to sit in the public living room, so that when people come and go, he can say hello.The noise downstairs, with Ye Xu's current hearing ability, could be vaguely heard even on the fifth floor, and it felt like being surrounded by the noise of the world.

Ye Xu now eats three meals a day in the living room here. For this reason, Sister Xuan specially customized a small folding table for him to put on the side of the sofa to put dishes, chopsticks and plates.As soon as he came up, he opened the small table familiarly, and the packed cold noodles, side dishes, etc. quickly filled the table.

The folding table is not big, it can only hold about six large plates, Ye Xu has to put away one after eating, and replace it with a full one.It's a little troublesome, but he never tires of it, and he likes to repeatedly adjust the position of them according to his food preferences, and immediately move the ones he wants to eat in front of him, and move the others to a place farther away in line.

Most of the breakfast this time has a strong fragrance, even if Ye Xu eats a bowl of noodles, he still feels very hungry after smelling it.He couldn't wait to inhale the storm, completely oblivious to what was wrong around him.

Today's living room is different from usual. There are two more cribs, and a baby bird is still sleeping soundly in one of them.The sound of Ye Xu going upstairs didn't wake him up, but the food he brought out made the little bird flick its paws.

Fat Bird slowly opened his eyes following the sound of sucking and sucking.He jumped up in a jerk, shaking the little fluff on his body that hadn't yet emerged, and walked to the edge of the small bed with steps that his relatives did not recognize.Looking up at the railing, he flapped his wings and jumped on it.

The height of the railing of the crib is just right, so that Fat Bird can see the food on the table clearly.He stared at the black beans for a long time. These were delicacies he had never seen before, and they looked delicious.

As a phoenix cub that has been out of its shell for less than 30 years, Mo Bei has never left the habitat of the phoenix clan.As we all know, Phoenix eats bamboo and drinks fairy springs, not to mention mortal delicacies, which are the ingredients for mortals, and Mo Bei has no chance to come into contact with them.

Smelling the aroma filling his nose, Mo Bei moved restlessly sideways on the railing, not knowing whether to eat something or continue to watch.He was a bit afraid to try something he had never seen before. What if a handsome phoenix like him eats the wrong food and loses his hair?

Mo Bei vacillated between beauty and delicious food, but Ye Xu didn't know his entanglement, so he ate happily on his own.It wasn't until he finished eating that he burped in satisfaction and put away all the plates.

Now Mo Bei is in a hurry, why is it gone?He hasn't eaten yet!

Mo Bei flapped his wings and flew over, angrily pecking at the nasty little dragon.His father said that dragons are not good things, so this time he must be greedy with food on purpose.

Ye Xu was suddenly thrown in the face by a hairball, and subconsciously bent down to avoid it.Mo Bei turned a corner in mid-air, rushed over and continued to attack.

Ye Xu was a little bit more rational when he wasn't drunk or turned into a dragon.Although he saw clearly what was rushing towards him, he didn't fight with the opponent immediately, but seized the opportunity to reach out and catch the bird, and held it in his hand no matter how hard the opponent struggled.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Fat bird was so angry that he kicked his legs wildly, twisted his body, and turned his neck in various ways to bite Ye Xu's hand.

The bird's cervical spine is very good, its head can be bent many degrees, and it is very easy to bite people's hands.Ye Xu was taken aback at first, and almost let go, but later he found that the fat bird could not bite him no matter how hard he tried, so he immediately got excited.

The dragon clan has rough skin and thick flesh!Even if there are no scales on the claws, it is not easy to get injured.

The beak of the phoenix cub was still a little too weak, so I changed it to an adult phoenix to keep it for Ye Xu to bite and bleed.Fortunately, they are about the same age. When Mo Bei becomes an adult, Ye Xu will also become an adult, with tougher claws, and there will never be a risk of being bitten by the other party.

It's a pity that Ye Xu's pride didn't last long, because the voice of the phoenix cub screaming wildly was too penetrating.Across the space, the babies in the pet paradise also heard the movement, one by two ran out to watch.

Luna was the first to rush out. She has been a cub babysitter for many years and is very sensitive to cubs' calls.Hearing the shrill cry of a bird cub, as if he was killing a bird, he was so frightened that he flew out to try to stop it.

As a result, Sha Niao didn't see it, but only saw the store manager leisurely circle a fat bird, looking at it.

A short period of time was enough for Ye Xu to master the bird-catching skills. The fat bird lay in his palm, his index finger and thumb circled the neck, and the other fingers were closed to prevent the bird's wings from flapping.Once the bird is stuck in the neck, it loses the ability to resist biting. No matter how twisted the cervical spine is, it can only bow its head slightly when blocked by fingers, and the bird's beak can't touch the skin at all.

At this time, Bird, who had lost all means of counterattack, had only sound attack left.However, the sound attack is not of much use to the dragon clan. After leaving the plane of cultivation and coming to modern times, those supernatural abilities have been weakened by more than [-]%, so everyone can only hear the shrill birdsong, and do not feel any shock to the soul and ears.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Mo Bei still yelled angrily, telling Ye Xu to let him go.

Ye Xu didn't know why he could understand the birdsong, maybe this was the self-cultivation of the dragon and phoenix's rival, he snorted: "I won't let you go, bite me if you have the ability!"

Mo Bei was so angry that he began to call his father, who wanted him to avenge him.However, his father is far away in the realm of comprehension, so it is impossible to rush to rescue him.

Luna: "..."

In Luna's eyes, this situation was like two cubs having a naive quarrel, and the DNA of her kindergarten principal couldn't help but move.

"Don't fight." Luna flew over with a straight face, reaching out to break Ye Xu's hand, "You can't grab other children, it's too impolite."

Mo Bei thought that someone with good intentions came to help him, so he looked over with emotion.

Then I heard Luna say: "If this baby bird is not good, you put him in a cage, and he will be honest after a while." The solution is very in the style of the dean.

Mo Bei: "??" Is this what people say?

"I don't." In the end, Ye Xu refused, "You can rua if you grab it, but it won't work if you lock it in."

With that said, Ye Xu really used his other hand to touch Mo Bei's head and stomach, it's fine if it's inconvenient to stick his back to his palm.In addition, the phoenix cub also has a little hair on the top of its head and a beautiful long tail, all of which are very interesting, and Ye Xu took great pleasure in playing with them.

Mo Bei was going to explode with anger, and the whole bird swelled into a ball.It's not just the false fluffiness of fried hair, it's true that the whole body is inflated a lot.

It turns out that the Bird Clan still has this ability, Ye Xu was very curious.

In the end, it was Sister Xuan who rushed over after receiving the news and rescued poor Mo Xiaoniao.She grabbed the bird and didn't kill it. She opened the wings for a while to have a look, and then grabbed the bird's claws to test the sharpness.

The fat bird that was struggling endlessly in Ye Xu's hands was so obedient in Jiang Yuexuan's hands, as if Jiang Yuexuan was some kind of natural enemy, he didn't dare to move.After being scattered, he hurriedly flew farther away, and without a word changed into a human form to avoid being caught and bullied again.

Facing the appearance of a big man, this group of terrifying guys shouldn't dare to move casually, right?

Jiang Yuexuan ignored him, turned her head and said to Ye Xu: "You look like you are in your early 20s, no more than 25. Phoenix cubs at this age are relatively immature, but they already have phoenix problems."

"What's wrong?" Ye Xu was curious.

"Smug, narcissistic, arrogant..."

Before the list of shortcomings could be finished, Mo Bei rushed over angrily and interrupted.Even if he rushed to settle accounts, he did not forget to arrange his clothes and hairstyle while rushing to ensure that the perfect image would not be scattered, and he looked really stinky.

Ye Xu was a little worried that sister Xuan would be beaten. Mo Bei is also a phoenix, and his physical strength is not comparable to that of ordinary people.He was about to stop him, but he saw Jiang Yuexuan made a quick move, and restrained him in three or two strokes.

Good skill!

Ye Xu looked at Sister Xuan with bright eyes: "Sister, have you practiced?"

"Almost." Jiang Yuexuan didn't explain much, "Xiao Xu, go and do your work first, I'll bring him in to educate him."

The prestige given just now is not enough, it seems that this stupid bird has to be subdued.

Not to mention anything else, this bird looks really good, very suitable for becoming an internet celebrity.Such a good appearance is not in vain, it just so happens that his personality is also suitable for being a star, Jiang Yuexuan plans to make a good plan on how to squeeze out Mo Bei's use value.

But the most important thing now is to let Mo Bei cooperate with the arrangement in the store and get rid of some of his bad habits.For example, arrogance.It’s not okay to look down on people, everyone is equal, don’t bring the class antagonism of the ancient environment here.

Fortunately, this phoenix has only been brainwashed by the Feng clan for more than [-] years, so it is easy to break it back.Bird cubs of this age are a bit of a secondary school, and it is very easy to deal with them.

Ye Xu watched Sister Xuan carry people into the room for education, and she didn't know how she did it. Anyway, after Mo Bei came out again, he had already learned to get along with people well.Ye Xu very much suspected that he was scared of being beaten, and the evidence was that every time he saw Sister Xuan, he shrunk his head and shrank his head, wishing he could get into the cracks in the ground.

After really getting along with each other, Ye Xu found that Mo Bei was actually not that annoying.But he is also very realistic, and when he finds out that he can't beat him, he immediately admits to being cowardly and asks him to do whatever he wants.

According to the popularity strategy formulated by Sister Xuan, Mo Bei needs to enter a certain store to become a clerk, and then try to rely on his own appearance to become fans.

In fact, the appearance of the robot waiter provided by the system is already very good, and there are also a small wave of fans on the Internet.However, compared with Mo Bei, he immediately became a pheasant, and Phoenix was indeed one of the most beautiful races.

Mo Bei has never tried to attract fans. He grew up in the Feng family where beauties are everywhere, so he has absolutely no conditions to develop fans.Fortunately, the Feng family is proud and conceited by nature, and Mo Bei is extremely narcissistic. He doesn't find this request difficult at all.

Isn't it just to make mortals obsessed with his beauty?Trivial.

Silly Phoenix walked downstairs in a black robe, he decided to inspect a few shops and choose the most leisurely one.

Ye Xu followed curiously to watch the excitement, deliberately not reminding him that he had to change clothes.The ancient costumes don't really match the style of shopping malls, but it's okay, it's eye-catching and easy to implement the plan.

After tidying up Mobei, Jiang Yuexuan felt that she would not need her to take care of the shop in the short term, so she went back to retreat to write, and left the rest of the arrangements to Ye Xu.

Before accumulating enough points, he got the right to operate the entire shopping mall in advance, Ye Xu was still a little uneasy.He always felt that he hadn't learned enough to be a teacher yet, and sister Xuan was too quick to pick her picks.

Forget it, relying on others is worse than relying on yourself.

Ye Xu called the filming director Luna and the new anchor Han Yingshen, and set up his camera to follow Mo Bei.I pretended that I was here to shoot food and broadcast, but when I met my fellow Hanfu, I couldn't help but shoot more and put them on my account as daily tidbits.

After accumulating some time ago, the number of fans of this account has reached hundreds of thousands, and the new Mobei quickly attracted everyone's attention.Everyone is attracted by delicious food and handsome guys. Now that there is a handsome guy, even if the other party doesn't engage in food and broadcasting, there are still a lot of face control people who are willing to pay more attention.

So two days later, Ye Xu took another video of Mo Bei, telling everyone that the handsome guy in Hanfu started a live broadcast last time, and everyone can search for the corresponding anchor name to watch.

Unlike Han Yingshen's taciturnity, Mo Bei is a bit of a social cow, and the live broadcast is not embarrassing at all, and he is quite self-satisfied.When Ye Xu is not filming, eating, and broadcasting, he will take Luna over to help out. He can't always let him live broadcast with a selfie stick.

This wave of strikes directly made Mo Bei and Luna sympathetic to each other, and Ye Xu was surprised to find that Mo Bei had a great control over Mei.He may not have much artistic talent, but let him take pictures, and he can take better pictures than Luna pointed out.

At first, Luna thought she had met her soulmate, until... she was so pissed off by Mo Bei's ignorance of painting and literature that she wanted to vomit blood.

Mo Bei is a very partial phoenix cub, he is very good at music, and occasionally sings with Luna, so that everyone can enjoy the beauty of Fengming and the language of elves.However, after leaving music, saying that he has no talent is an insult to talent, and the first-hand-gou crawling word is appalling, in stark contrast to his handsome face.

"Haven't you practiced writing before? It's normal." Shuangshuang helped smooth things over.

Mo Bei didn't realize that she was looking for a step down for herself, but retorted triumphantly: "Why haven't I practiced calligraphy? I am the Phoenix with the best handwriting in our Phoenix clan!"

That's it?Is this the best looking one?

Ye Xu almost couldn't hold back the mocking look on his face. Kindergarten children who just learned to write couldn't write so ugly.

Hanying Shen always felt that something was wrong, and asked, "Is it because the characters of the Feng clan are special?"

He remembered that he had seen some cuneiform characters, which were similar to Mo Bei's Goupa characters.Perhaps the characters of the Feng nationality are like this, so when Mo Beixue wrote other characters, he brought in his previous habits.

Han Yingchen himself is like this. The Transi mainland uses characters similar to English letters, and those letters are basically very round, even better than English.Therefore, when Hanying Shen learns to write Chinese characters, each character is subconsciously written round and fat, very cute, and it doesn't match his cool appearance.

"Of course the characters of the Feng family are special." Mo Bei became more excited after hearing this question, "I'll write a few for you to see."

Everyone waits and sees.

I saw Mo Bei's hands turned into claws, and he scratched directly on the paper.I scratched it and found that it was scratched, and I couldn’t see it clearly. I was stunned, and said unhappily: "This will not work. We used to write directly on the bamboo slips or jade slips."

That's pretty primitive.

Ye Xu has a rare good temper today, and he has not been dominated by the nature of the dragon for the time being.He didn't dislike Mo Bei's busy schedule, so he bought a piece of wood in the mall and threw it to Mo Bei, telling him to write quickly.

This time it was finally able to show well, Mo Bei happily scratched and scratched, and everyone's ears were filled with the sound of claws scratching the wood.Fortunately, instead of scratching the blackboard, Ye Xu could accept it.But he saw that Luna couldn't stand it. The elf's ears couldn't stand the noise pollution, and she had already fled far away.

After paddling for a while, Mo Bei felt that it was not enough, so he suddenly turned into a chubby dumpling and jumped onto the wooden board.He started running from one end to the other, leaving all kinds of messy claw marks on the board, and even if it was a claw mark, everyone could clearly judge how ugly the word was.

Everyone:"……"

Ye Xu finally couldn't hold back, and still asked his doubts: "Does the Feng clan really have their own characters? It's better not to have such an ugly character."

Mo Bei was furious, feeling that his ethnic group was underestimated.He forgot the previous lesson, and flew over to scratch Huayexu's face.Not to be outdone, Ye Xu fought back.

Fortunately, Ye Xu couldn't keep calm this time, and subconsciously changed into a dragon to deal with the phoenix attack, otherwise Mo Bei would have to be caught in the palm of his hand again and be unable to move.

Everyone just watched the two cubs fight from one end to the other, and then back from the other end.The things on the table were messed up by them, and a pile of scattered papers, pens and inks were left on the floor, and the whole living room was in a mess.

This time, no sister Xuan made a move to stop them, the others were not big enough to stop them, and only Han Ying Shen was left chasing after trying to catch the two cubs.

However, the speed of Xihuan's top assassin is not as fast as the natural beast, so he tried for a long time to no avail.In the end, I had no choice but to run to pick up the items scattered all over the place, at least to clear out an open space for the two to hit casually.

This fight lasted until it was close to meal time, when everyone was ready to go downstairs to eat, the two little ones were forced to truce because they were hungry.Each of them squatted on one shoulder of the cold shadow, staring at each other, not giving an inch.

Han Yingshen had a terrible headache: "This way, I definitely can't go downstairs to eat, let the robot bring it up."

Ye Xu: "Oh!"

Mo Bei: "Chirp!"

Han Ying Shen: "..." Oops, he can't understand.

The author says:

I recently raised two budgerigars at home. They are so cute. I turned off the lights at night and caught one of them. When I was caught and couldn’t struggle, I started screaming desperately, as if I had done something to them.