I heard that the underworld judge has a crush on me
Chapter 2 Underworld 1 Tour
Except for Chu Yunxian, all the people present had lost their souls, so the task of sending Lin Xiangnan's body back home naturally fell on Chu Yunxian.
Fortunately, it was night, and Lin Xiangnan's home was not far away, otherwise, with Chu Yunxian's weird outfit, he would have attracted the attention of many people along the way.
And when he bent down and picked up Lin Xiangnan's body, the long hem of his clothes moved up a few inches with the movement, and Lin Xiangnan realized that Chu Yunxian's ankle was actually locked with a pair of shackles.
The chains on the shackles are very long, and it seems that they will not restrict walking at all, but if you observe carefully, you can find that when Chu Yunxian walks on the softer ground, there will be a shallow mark on the ground by him. The weight can be seen from this.
But Chu Yunxian didn't seem to be affected at all, walking with ease, and even controlled the chains under his feet to try not to make too much noise.
Lin Xiangnan followed him and watched his every move, his curiosity about this man grew stronger in his heart.
After sending Lin Xiangnan's body home safely, Chu Yunxian turned his attention to the group of quiet female ghosts behind him.
"I've emphasized it to you many times," he sighed helplessly, his clear voice slightly lowered: "Don't affect the mortals."
The female ghosts also knew that they had made a big mistake. Facing Chu Yunxian, they were no longer as domineering as they used to be. The headless ghost who had been talking nonsense before stood obediently in the corner with his head in his arms, and the disembodied female ghost was trampled on. The intestines did not dare to make a sound, so they could only silently pull the intestines and stuff them into the stomach...
The instigator of the incident, Ah Hong, stood at the front in embarrassment, and said weakly, "Boss, that...can you help us intercede with the old man Hades, and don't punish him too harshly?"
Chu Yunxian rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "I will try my best."
Lin Xiangnan gloated at the appearance of the female ghosts who had been arrogant and domineering before, and the anger in his heart finally faded.
During the conversation, Chu Yunxian turned to look at Lin Xiangnan, and said softly, "Mr. Lin, I offended you."
Just as Lin Xiangnan was about to speak, his wrist was suddenly held by Chu Yunxian, and his soul body suddenly touched the warm and dry palm of the other party. He immediately opened his eyes wide in surprise—this person can actually touch the soul body directly?And there is still human body temperature?
But before Lin Xiangnan had time to figure it out, he suddenly felt darkness in front of him. The moment the darkness came, the faint scent of rosin from Chu Yunxian's body made him feel at ease for no reason. The next second, dizziness hit him , Lin Xiangnan quickly lost consciousness.
When they opened their eyes again, they were standing on a bridge.
Surrounded by bustling ghosts, blood-covered couples hug each other tightly, crying depressingly and sadly; a little girl in a princess dress is holding her broken arm, asking people around if she has seen her mother; The husband and wife supported each other and walked to the end of the bridge peacefully and calmly...
The other side of the bridge is much quieter. There are elegant scholars with hair ties standing at the head of the bridge, letting the ghosts around come and go, all only looking at the stone bridge behind them, as if they are waiting for someone.Next to him was a kind-faced mother-in-law wearing an apron, who was handing soup bowls to the ghosts around her one by one.
There are young people in suits, girls with ponytails, and weak and rickety old people... After drinking the soup, without exception, their eyes become ignorant and empty, and they walk slowly into the bottomless darkness.
Lin Xiangnan murmured, "This is... the Naihe Bridge?"
"Yes." Chu Yunxian carefully avoided the ghosts around him, and signaled Lin Xiangnan to follow him: "Under the bridge is the Wangchuan River, be careful not to fall."
Lin Xiangnan looked down tentatively, and when he saw the blood-red river and the ghost struggling in it, he couldn't help but take a few steps back.
"Scary?" Ah Hong suddenly appeared behind Lin Xiangnan, and said quietly, "I climbed up from here."
Lin Xiangnan looked back at her with a complicated expression: "I remember that the ghosts in the Wangchuan River have to wait thousands of years before they can go ashore and reincarnate..." And the red wedding dress on Ah Hong's body was obviously a style that only became popular in the recent dynasty, not a thousand years ago .
Ah Hong snorted dissatisfiedly: "So I can't reincarnate, I can only stay in the underworld, and I am still restricted everywhere."
"Mr. Lin." Chu Yunxian's voice came from not far away: "Please come here."
Lin Xiangnan went away in response, and stood in front of Granny Meng with him.
Granny Meng was skillfully holding the soup, but her eyes fell on Lin Xiangnan's face: "This is the living soul you mentioned, Judge Chu?"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiangnan suddenly realized that Chu Yunxian was actually the judge of the underworld, no wonder he could freely enter and leave the mortal world and the underworld.
"Yes." Chu Yunxian nodded, "Please make him a bowl of rejuvenation soup."
"Yes, yes." Before she finished speaking, Meng Po put the soup bowl aside, wiped her hands on the apron around her waist, looked up at Lin Xiangnan carefully, and then frowned suspiciously : "But this kid... why does he seem to be missing something?"
This time not only Lin Xiangnan, but even Chu Yunxian was a little surprised: "Is his soul incomplete?"
Po Meng was also a little uncertain, so she took a closer look and asked Lin Xiangnan: "You were weak since childhood, and you can still see ghosts sometimes?"
Lin Xiangnan nodded.
Only then did Meng Po firmly say: "That's right, I have dealt with ghosts all day long, and I know them well. His soul is in such a shape, he must be missing a soul."
"Is there any effect?" Lin Xiangnan frowned and asked her, "Will it affect your lifespan?"
"There will be some impact." Meng Po said truthfully: "And your leaving the soul this time will especially damage the soul body. I am afraid that it will be weak for a long time. At that time, you will need to take care of your family."
Lin Xiangnan was suddenly struck by lightning.
He is a wild kid who grew up in an orphanage. He even has to work part-time to save the tuition for college. Where can anyone take care of him?
Chu Yun, who was on the side, heard the news, and felt more and more guilty towards him: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lin, it's all because I'm not good at taking care of you. If you don't mind, please let me take care of you."
Lin Xiangnan, who was used to living alone, naturally refused, but when he drank the soul-reviving soup and returned to his body, he had to accept Chu Yunxian's suggestion.
There is no other reason, but the degree of "weakness" is too much. Even if he wants to turn over, he needs to struggle on the bed. If he clenched his teeth and persisted in this situation, he might starve to death at home.
Naturally, he could no longer do the summer job. Lin Xiangnan lay on the bed and sent a resignation message to the store manager, and then began to worry about the [-] yuan salary sent by the other party.
He hadn't worked for a few days this month, and the restaurant's willingness to pay him his wages was already merciful, but when he thought about the unpaid utility bills, property fees, and the next living expenses, Lin Xiangnan felt that one head and two big.
Although Chu Yunxian can freely come and go in the mortal world, he spent most of his time in the underworld before. Now he has to stay in the mortal world completely and take care of a weak patient, which is even more uncomfortable.
But fortunately, Chu Yunxian has a strong learning ability. After almost blowing up the kitchen of Lin Xiangnan's house several times, his craftsmanship can barely make it difficult for Lin Xiangnan to fill his stomach.But these are far from enough. The financial crisis at home has always been like a sharp knife, hanging over their heads unresolved.
Naturally, the money from the underworld cannot be spent in the mortal world, and Lin Xiangnan can't go out to make money at all in his current state, so in every possible way, Chu Yunxian, the judge of the underworld who would be courteous to the king of Hades, , Actually started the business of removing ghosts in the mortal world by "bluffing and deceiving" by Taoist priests.
Thanks to his handsome face, when people saw his strange white robe and long hair, they didn't think "this man is sick", but they had some thoughts about "a master is so virtuous". , coupled with the fact that Chu Yunxian already had some real skills in him, such a thing really made him famous.
After getting along for this period of time, Lin Xiangnan and Chu Yunxian gradually became familiar with each other.
"Mr. Lin." When it was time for dinner, Chu Yunxian entered the room punctually with vegetables. Seeing Lin Xiangnan sitting on the sofa watching TV, he said with a warm smile, "We will be able to eat soon."
Lin Xiangnan is no longer as weak as before. After hearing Chu Yunxian's voice, he hurriedly stood up with the back of the sofa, wanting to help in the kitchen.But when he leaned on the furniture and walked over with some difficulty, he found that Chu Yunxian's dinner had entered the final stage.
"Alas..." Lin Xiangnan sighed, "At least let me wash the dishes."
Chu Yunxian picked up the fried vegetables and walked to Lin Xiangnan's side, freeing one hand to support him: "Your body has not fully recovered, you need to rest more, it is not suitable to do these things."
Lin Xiangnan sighed again: "You make me feel like a useless person."
Chu Yunxian was amused by his expression, his beautiful eyes were bent into nice arcs.
Before taking his seat, Lin Xiangnan bowed his head and scanned casually, and suddenly found that this man's white robe, which was always clean as new, had some dirty spots of mud on it, so he couldn't help asking: "What's going on?"
Chu Yunxian followed his gaze, and then said indifferently: "It's just done by the children downstairs."
Lin Xiangnan frowned: "They threw mud at you?"
"Yeah." Chu Yunxian smiled kindly, "Maybe it's because I'm dressed in a weird way."
After these few days of getting along, Lin Xiangnan also had a general understanding of Chu Yunxian's character, and said clearly, "You didn't teach them a lesson, did you?"
"No." Chu Yunxian coughed in embarrassment, "I've never been good at this."
"It's unreasonable!" Lin Xiangnan slapped the table tremblingly, as if he wanted to rush downstairs to teach those brats a lesson: "Let Brother Lin teach them how to behave!"
Chu Yunxian hurriedly reached out to stop him: "Forget it, mortals only last for a few decades, and in the end they are just a lonely soul on the Naihe Bridge, why bother with them."
"You can take it easy." Lin Xiangnan couldn't laugh or cry, and said with emotion: "I don't know how your character can survive in a place like the underworld until now."
Chu Yun smiled casually: "Everyone is fine."
The two were chatting, but the mobile phone on the table suddenly rang.
Lin Xiangnan glanced down, picked up the phone and handed it to Chu Yunxian: "Your."
Not long after buying the mobile phone, the old antique Chu Yunxian still doesn't know much about the many functions of the new era smart phone, and there is still food in the kitchen, so he had no choice but to say: "Can you please pick it up for me?"
Lin Xiangnan answered the phone smoothly, then turned on the speakerphone and put it on the table.
A magnetic and pleasant male voice sounded: "Hello, is this Mr. Chu? I have something to trouble you."
The other party's tone was getting lower and lower, and his spirit seemed to be on the verge of collapse: "I seem to be haunted by a ghost."
Fortunately, it was night, and Lin Xiangnan's home was not far away, otherwise, with Chu Yunxian's weird outfit, he would have attracted the attention of many people along the way.
And when he bent down and picked up Lin Xiangnan's body, the long hem of his clothes moved up a few inches with the movement, and Lin Xiangnan realized that Chu Yunxian's ankle was actually locked with a pair of shackles.
The chains on the shackles are very long, and it seems that they will not restrict walking at all, but if you observe carefully, you can find that when Chu Yunxian walks on the softer ground, there will be a shallow mark on the ground by him. The weight can be seen from this.
But Chu Yunxian didn't seem to be affected at all, walking with ease, and even controlled the chains under his feet to try not to make too much noise.
Lin Xiangnan followed him and watched his every move, his curiosity about this man grew stronger in his heart.
After sending Lin Xiangnan's body home safely, Chu Yunxian turned his attention to the group of quiet female ghosts behind him.
"I've emphasized it to you many times," he sighed helplessly, his clear voice slightly lowered: "Don't affect the mortals."
The female ghosts also knew that they had made a big mistake. Facing Chu Yunxian, they were no longer as domineering as they used to be. The headless ghost who had been talking nonsense before stood obediently in the corner with his head in his arms, and the disembodied female ghost was trampled on. The intestines did not dare to make a sound, so they could only silently pull the intestines and stuff them into the stomach...
The instigator of the incident, Ah Hong, stood at the front in embarrassment, and said weakly, "Boss, that...can you help us intercede with the old man Hades, and don't punish him too harshly?"
Chu Yunxian rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "I will try my best."
Lin Xiangnan gloated at the appearance of the female ghosts who had been arrogant and domineering before, and the anger in his heart finally faded.
During the conversation, Chu Yunxian turned to look at Lin Xiangnan, and said softly, "Mr. Lin, I offended you."
Just as Lin Xiangnan was about to speak, his wrist was suddenly held by Chu Yunxian, and his soul body suddenly touched the warm and dry palm of the other party. He immediately opened his eyes wide in surprise—this person can actually touch the soul body directly?And there is still human body temperature?
But before Lin Xiangnan had time to figure it out, he suddenly felt darkness in front of him. The moment the darkness came, the faint scent of rosin from Chu Yunxian's body made him feel at ease for no reason. The next second, dizziness hit him , Lin Xiangnan quickly lost consciousness.
When they opened their eyes again, they were standing on a bridge.
Surrounded by bustling ghosts, blood-covered couples hug each other tightly, crying depressingly and sadly; a little girl in a princess dress is holding her broken arm, asking people around if she has seen her mother; The husband and wife supported each other and walked to the end of the bridge peacefully and calmly...
The other side of the bridge is much quieter. There are elegant scholars with hair ties standing at the head of the bridge, letting the ghosts around come and go, all only looking at the stone bridge behind them, as if they are waiting for someone.Next to him was a kind-faced mother-in-law wearing an apron, who was handing soup bowls to the ghosts around her one by one.
There are young people in suits, girls with ponytails, and weak and rickety old people... After drinking the soup, without exception, their eyes become ignorant and empty, and they walk slowly into the bottomless darkness.
Lin Xiangnan murmured, "This is... the Naihe Bridge?"
"Yes." Chu Yunxian carefully avoided the ghosts around him, and signaled Lin Xiangnan to follow him: "Under the bridge is the Wangchuan River, be careful not to fall."
Lin Xiangnan looked down tentatively, and when he saw the blood-red river and the ghost struggling in it, he couldn't help but take a few steps back.
"Scary?" Ah Hong suddenly appeared behind Lin Xiangnan, and said quietly, "I climbed up from here."
Lin Xiangnan looked back at her with a complicated expression: "I remember that the ghosts in the Wangchuan River have to wait thousands of years before they can go ashore and reincarnate..." And the red wedding dress on Ah Hong's body was obviously a style that only became popular in the recent dynasty, not a thousand years ago .
Ah Hong snorted dissatisfiedly: "So I can't reincarnate, I can only stay in the underworld, and I am still restricted everywhere."
"Mr. Lin." Chu Yunxian's voice came from not far away: "Please come here."
Lin Xiangnan went away in response, and stood in front of Granny Meng with him.
Granny Meng was skillfully holding the soup, but her eyes fell on Lin Xiangnan's face: "This is the living soul you mentioned, Judge Chu?"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiangnan suddenly realized that Chu Yunxian was actually the judge of the underworld, no wonder he could freely enter and leave the mortal world and the underworld.
"Yes." Chu Yunxian nodded, "Please make him a bowl of rejuvenation soup."
"Yes, yes." Before she finished speaking, Meng Po put the soup bowl aside, wiped her hands on the apron around her waist, looked up at Lin Xiangnan carefully, and then frowned suspiciously : "But this kid... why does he seem to be missing something?"
This time not only Lin Xiangnan, but even Chu Yunxian was a little surprised: "Is his soul incomplete?"
Po Meng was also a little uncertain, so she took a closer look and asked Lin Xiangnan: "You were weak since childhood, and you can still see ghosts sometimes?"
Lin Xiangnan nodded.
Only then did Meng Po firmly say: "That's right, I have dealt with ghosts all day long, and I know them well. His soul is in such a shape, he must be missing a soul."
"Is there any effect?" Lin Xiangnan frowned and asked her, "Will it affect your lifespan?"
"There will be some impact." Meng Po said truthfully: "And your leaving the soul this time will especially damage the soul body. I am afraid that it will be weak for a long time. At that time, you will need to take care of your family."
Lin Xiangnan was suddenly struck by lightning.
He is a wild kid who grew up in an orphanage. He even has to work part-time to save the tuition for college. Where can anyone take care of him?
Chu Yun, who was on the side, heard the news, and felt more and more guilty towards him: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lin, it's all because I'm not good at taking care of you. If you don't mind, please let me take care of you."
Lin Xiangnan, who was used to living alone, naturally refused, but when he drank the soul-reviving soup and returned to his body, he had to accept Chu Yunxian's suggestion.
There is no other reason, but the degree of "weakness" is too much. Even if he wants to turn over, he needs to struggle on the bed. If he clenched his teeth and persisted in this situation, he might starve to death at home.
Naturally, he could no longer do the summer job. Lin Xiangnan lay on the bed and sent a resignation message to the store manager, and then began to worry about the [-] yuan salary sent by the other party.
He hadn't worked for a few days this month, and the restaurant's willingness to pay him his wages was already merciful, but when he thought about the unpaid utility bills, property fees, and the next living expenses, Lin Xiangnan felt that one head and two big.
Although Chu Yunxian can freely come and go in the mortal world, he spent most of his time in the underworld before. Now he has to stay in the mortal world completely and take care of a weak patient, which is even more uncomfortable.
But fortunately, Chu Yunxian has a strong learning ability. After almost blowing up the kitchen of Lin Xiangnan's house several times, his craftsmanship can barely make it difficult for Lin Xiangnan to fill his stomach.But these are far from enough. The financial crisis at home has always been like a sharp knife, hanging over their heads unresolved.
Naturally, the money from the underworld cannot be spent in the mortal world, and Lin Xiangnan can't go out to make money at all in his current state, so in every possible way, Chu Yunxian, the judge of the underworld who would be courteous to the king of Hades, , Actually started the business of removing ghosts in the mortal world by "bluffing and deceiving" by Taoist priests.
Thanks to his handsome face, when people saw his strange white robe and long hair, they didn't think "this man is sick", but they had some thoughts about "a master is so virtuous". , coupled with the fact that Chu Yunxian already had some real skills in him, such a thing really made him famous.
After getting along for this period of time, Lin Xiangnan and Chu Yunxian gradually became familiar with each other.
"Mr. Lin." When it was time for dinner, Chu Yunxian entered the room punctually with vegetables. Seeing Lin Xiangnan sitting on the sofa watching TV, he said with a warm smile, "We will be able to eat soon."
Lin Xiangnan is no longer as weak as before. After hearing Chu Yunxian's voice, he hurriedly stood up with the back of the sofa, wanting to help in the kitchen.But when he leaned on the furniture and walked over with some difficulty, he found that Chu Yunxian's dinner had entered the final stage.
"Alas..." Lin Xiangnan sighed, "At least let me wash the dishes."
Chu Yunxian picked up the fried vegetables and walked to Lin Xiangnan's side, freeing one hand to support him: "Your body has not fully recovered, you need to rest more, it is not suitable to do these things."
Lin Xiangnan sighed again: "You make me feel like a useless person."
Chu Yunxian was amused by his expression, his beautiful eyes were bent into nice arcs.
Before taking his seat, Lin Xiangnan bowed his head and scanned casually, and suddenly found that this man's white robe, which was always clean as new, had some dirty spots of mud on it, so he couldn't help asking: "What's going on?"
Chu Yunxian followed his gaze, and then said indifferently: "It's just done by the children downstairs."
Lin Xiangnan frowned: "They threw mud at you?"
"Yeah." Chu Yunxian smiled kindly, "Maybe it's because I'm dressed in a weird way."
After these few days of getting along, Lin Xiangnan also had a general understanding of Chu Yunxian's character, and said clearly, "You didn't teach them a lesson, did you?"
"No." Chu Yunxian coughed in embarrassment, "I've never been good at this."
"It's unreasonable!" Lin Xiangnan slapped the table tremblingly, as if he wanted to rush downstairs to teach those brats a lesson: "Let Brother Lin teach them how to behave!"
Chu Yunxian hurriedly reached out to stop him: "Forget it, mortals only last for a few decades, and in the end they are just a lonely soul on the Naihe Bridge, why bother with them."
"You can take it easy." Lin Xiangnan couldn't laugh or cry, and said with emotion: "I don't know how your character can survive in a place like the underworld until now."
Chu Yun smiled casually: "Everyone is fine."
The two were chatting, but the mobile phone on the table suddenly rang.
Lin Xiangnan glanced down, picked up the phone and handed it to Chu Yunxian: "Your."
Not long after buying the mobile phone, the old antique Chu Yunxian still doesn't know much about the many functions of the new era smart phone, and there is still food in the kitchen, so he had no choice but to say: "Can you please pick it up for me?"
Lin Xiangnan answered the phone smoothly, then turned on the speakerphone and put it on the table.
A magnetic and pleasant male voice sounded: "Hello, is this Mr. Chu? I have something to trouble you."
The other party's tone was getting lower and lower, and his spirit seemed to be on the verge of collapse: "I seem to be haunted by a ghost."
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