The online dating of true and false young masters is now

"What shall I call you?"

"Did Qiaoqiao sleep today?"

"Smoky Willow Painting Bridge?"

"Still, Qiaoqiao?"

Song Chongshan rested one hand on the back of Ji Congfeng's chair, supported the desk with the other, bent down to stare at him, and the sketchbook had been coldly thrown on the desk.

Ji Congfeng's eyes dodged. He tried his best to shrink his neck and hide himself in the down jacket, but the heat sprayed on his face so close that he had nowhere to hide.

"You, how did you know?"

Ji Congfeng was a little dazed. He only knew that Qiaoqiao's identity was exposed, but he didn't expect that the other two identities would also be exposed!

Song Chongshan looked at Ji Congfeng's flustered expression and sneered.

"How do I know? Hmph, because I downloaded the National Anti-Fraud App."

As Song Chongshan stood up, as soon as he moved his hand, Ji Congfeng covered his face and shouted, "You don't hit people in the face!"

Ji Congfeng is always paying attention to Song Chongshan's movements. When he hears the "National Anti-Fraud APP", he feels bad. The show operation before deleting people immediately comes to mind. This is the rhythm of being beaten!

Woohoo, he didn't know that he would meet S himself!If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have shown that hand.

Speaking of which, when he saw the National Anti-Fraud Center, he sent those words to S by accident:

Why did I lie to you?

Because you have not downloaded the national anti-fraud app.

Thinking about it now is full of tears, ying ying ying.

Song Chongshan felt baffled, "Who is going to beat you?"

He just felt that although this posture could give people a sense of oppression, it felt a bit weird, so he wanted to talk to him in another posture.

"what?"

Ji Congfeng was taken aback, and quietly looked at Song Chongshan through his fingers. He was sitting on the stool brought by Ji Mingyue.

"Where did you buy your voice changer?"

Song Chongshan bent his index finger and tapped the table lightly.

"hold head high?"

Ji Congfeng put down the hand covering his face, "What voice changer?"

Why?It seems that you don't hit him.

"You pretended to be my voice changer." Song Chongshan knocked on the table impatiently.

When he was cheated at the beginning, he really wanted to find someone out and beat him up, but when he looked at Qiaoqiao's cosplay photos, he felt that even if Qiaoqiao was a boy, he seemed pretty cute, so I decided not to beat him up, ask Where did he buy the voice changer?

"There is no voice changer." Ji Congfeng shook his head, "It's my own voice."

Voice changer is a road he never imagined. Next time, he can buy a voice changer from Yujie and try it out. He still doesn't know how to speak like this.

Song Chongshan looked surprised, "Oh?"

"I, I know falsetto." Ji Congfeng demonstrated it to him, "It's just like this."

Song Chongshan licked his lips, "Next I will ask you to answer, and you can answer with the same voice just now."

Ji Congfeng nodded hesitantly.

Song Chongshan really likes that kind of voice, he seems to have guessed right.

"Why lie to me?"

"..."

Ji Congfeng glanced at Song Chongshan secretly, choked his throat, and said bravely: "No, didn't you confess your love first? I thought it would be bad to refuse you, so... Anyway, on the Internet, there is no I will meet you in reality...I promise you..."

"..."

Song Chongshan frowned, and looked at Ji Congfeng coldly, "I ask why you lied to me with a female voice?"

It seems that it is indeed him and Ji Congfeng's Bai Ai.

When Ji Congfeng saw Song Chongshan frowning, he shivered reflexively. Although Song Chongshan didn't mean to hit him, he was just a little... Congxin.

"I... I, I just want to be king... I'm so good at playing games, my former teammates all reported me for giving away heads. I didn't deliberately lie to you."

Ji Congfeng pursed his lips aggrievedly. This was the first idea to open a female account. Later, it was the strange desire to win between him and his sister who was the king.

Song Chongshan choked up, he didn't expect the reason to be so simple and unpretentious.

"...Then why add me on WeChat?"

"I just want to find someone to take me to the top, and it happens to match you. After playing a game, I think you can play well. It seems that you don't hate my voice, and you are willing to lead me, so I added you."

Ji Congfeng stroked his fingers and said with downcast eyes.

"..."

Song Chongshan was choked up again, and after a while of silence, he asked the next question with difficulty: "So you are usually so active in sending me messages and singing to me, not because you like my performance, but because you want to get better? "

"Yes."

Although Ji Congfeng didn't know what this had to do with liking him, he still answered honestly.

Song Chongshan was silent for a long time without speaking, this silent environment made Ji Congfeng feel a little uncomfortable.

Song Chongshan closed his eyes, remembering that because of Qiaoqiao actively sending him messages, singing to him, and drawing pictures for him, he never disliked him until he was a little interested, and finally went straight to him, and then he also believed the nonsense that Ye Shun said first.

Ye Shun first said that Qiaoqiao liked him, but girls were shy, so boys had to take the initiative to confess, so he asked him to find a suitable time to confess to Qiaoqiao, and then the two could be together logically.

But the truth is this...

Song Chongshan learned the truth, and then recalled the whole experience of online dating, embarrassment rushed over his face, he didn't show it on his face, but his toes hidden in the fur slippers were buckled.

"Then why did you call 'Qiaoqiao slept today'?"

Song Chongshan was stunned for a moment after asking, feeling that he was looking for something to say, but he was really embarrassed now, and urgently needed to change the subject so that he could not think about the fact that he thought Qiaoqiao liked him for the time being.

Isn't the screen name chosen randomly?

Although Ji Congfeng felt a little baffled, he still said sternly: "I typed the word 'Qiaoqiao', and my input method showed the word 'Did you sleep today', so I just clicked on it."

"Then why did you type the word 'Qiaoqiao'?"

Song Chongshan continued to find nothing to say.

"Because smoked willows draw bridges."

As a mature minor, Ji Congfeng has already learned to infer other things from one instance.

"As for why the name 'Yanliu Painting Bridge' was chosen, it was because of 'Wind Curtain and Green Curtain'. And why it was 'Wind Curtain and Green Curtain', because I happened to read an article called "Watching the Tide of the Sea", and then I There is a word for 'wind' in the name, so I used 'Fenglian Cuimu' in this article as my WeChat name."

"Wind curtain and emerald curtain?" Song Chongshan interrupted Ji Congfeng a few times, "Wait, add a WeChat first."

Song Chongshan took out his mobile phone and clicked on the WeChat QR code. Seeing this, Ji Congfeng also took out his mobile phone and scanned it.

"There is one more number, add both numbers."

Song Chongshan successfully added Ji Congfeng in both the large and small accounts, and then said: "Go on."

Ji Congfeng put away his mobile phone, and continued:

"Then my other two accounts, one is a coser and the other is a painter, both are on the Internet, just... the online world still rarely reveals real information, so I just named it 'Yanliu Painting Bridge' , The account of coser took a 'bridge' from it, and felt that one word didn't sound very imposing, so I folded it, so I used two 'bridge' characters."

After Ji Congfeng finished his answer, he continued to rub his fingers, waiting nervously for Song Chongshan's next question.

Listening to Ji Congfeng's cute loli voice, Song Chongshan pondered for a while before speaking: "Because of you, I lost a partner, so you have to pay me back..."

"Ah?" Ji Congfeng looked puzzled, no, this object can be compensated by others?

He admitted that it was his fault that caused Song Chongshan to go through the process from online dating to broken love, but... the compensation is too outrageous, right?

How about introducing his tablemate Xiao Han to Song Chongshan?

Ji Congfeng has a small face, but Xiao Han seems to be Yujie type, I don't know if Song Chongshan likes it or not...

"You have a good voice, let's act as my partner for now." Song Chongshan knocked on the table and said solemnly.

Although he didn't want to, but Qiaoqiao's voice is really irresistible, who doesn't like the soft and waxy loli voice?

"Ah?" Ji Congfeng still had a question mark on his face.

No, this seems a bit outrageous!

"Why? Don't want to?" Song Chongshan narrowed his eyes.

Ji Congfeng shrank his neck and whispered, "No, no."

He didn't want to, but after all, it was his own fault, mainly because Song Chongshan looked a bit fierce, he admitted that he was cowardly, huh.

"Since you are willing, then when I need you, you can talk to me with Qiaoqiao's voice, sing and act like a baby." Song Chongshan touched his nose and coughed lightly, "Of course, if you need anything You can bring it up, such as drawing abdominal muscles or something, and I will try my best to satisfy you."

For some reason, Song Chongshan felt a little embarrassed, he felt like a strange uncle abducting children.

Ji Congfeng checked his fingers, his expression was tangled, when he needs it?when was that

"Then how long will this relationship last?" Ji Congfeng pursed his lips and looked up at Song Chongshan. This person should be greedy for his voice, not his body, right?

"...Just wait until I find a partner?" Song Chongshan said uncertainly, it seemed a bit difficult to find a loli voice that fit his aesthetics.

"So, my task is to just use this voice to talk to you, sing to you, and after you find someone, we'll be clear?"

Ji Congfeng continued rubbing his fingers and asked a little uneasily.

"Yes." Song Chongshan nodded and added, "You can act like a baby when the time is right."

"Ang..." Ji Congfeng hesitated for a while, "Well, that's fine."

"Now, call me brother." Song Chongshan folded his hands in front of him, and looked at Ji Congfeng, who was limp and white, pretending to be serious.

"..."

After hesitating for a while, Ji Congfeng still called out "Brother".

"Shout more." The old god Song Chongshan was sitting on the ground.

"Ang?" Ji Congfeng tapped his toes on the ground, Song Chongshan really didn't feel embarrassed?These lonely men and widowed men lived in the same room, and one of them wanted the other to call him brother, not once, but several times.

"Huh?" Song Chongshan glanced at him.

Ji Congfeng followed Song Chongshan's request immediately and called "Brother" several times.

Song Chongshan was very useful, suddenly he thought of something, took out his mobile phone and swiped it a few times, and turned on the screen to show Ji Congfeng, "You can learn from this coquettish Balian, and send a voice message to me before going to bed."

Ji Congfeng looked at the coquettish Balian on the phone interface, and "hissed", something seemed wrong with this person.

"Now, let me explain this problem to you." Song Chongshan took back his mobile phone and clicked on the exercise booklet on the table, "Go find a draft book."

Song Chongshan's demeanor of kindness did not give Ji Congfeng the slightest chance to refuse.

Ji Congfeng was as ignorant as a child, and obediently went to find the draft.

After listening to Song Chongshan's one-hour lecture on the topic, Ji Congfeng couldn't stand it any longer. He said wearily, "Let's stop here today and continue tomorrow."

Mathematics is really not something that people learn, alas, it is too difficult!

Song Chongshan did not forget to remind him before leaving the room, saying: "Don't forget to act like a baby."

Ji Congfeng: "..."

He remembered that something was wrong, he sold himself under the threat of Song Chongshan!

If Song Chongshan hadn't been so oppressive, he wouldn't have been frightened into agreeing to those weird promises.

Although he committed the crime first...

But it was so stupid to be sold out of nowhere!

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The author has something to say:

Xiao Song: Why did you ask Qiaoqiao to sleep today?

Me: Because I want water words!

Be coquettish:

Okay, you're the best, okay, please, please, I love you, I don't care, people want it.

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