After I dressed as a dog, I drove a spaceship on the cosmic live broadcast

When the countdown of the system ended, there was a constant "di...di...di" sound from the electrocardiogram, accompanied by the dense sound of drizzle falling on Jiang Shaoxu's ears.

In the closed and narrow space, you can't see your fingers. There is a very familiar smell lingering in it, like some kind of fried herbal medicine mixed with the soil and grass after the rain outside. The bitter breath fills Jiang Shaoxu's mouth from beginning to end.

Now he has confirmed that the system put him in the coffin.

The nearest empty coffin, besides his own, whose graveyard is there?

I didn't expect that I would lie down in the end, and the regret of not returning to my hometown before my death should be regarded as an end.

【ding dong~】

[The live broadcast has been opened for you]

[You and the interstellar audience can watch live from eight directions]

[Please don't worry, no matter what you encounter, it will not directly threaten your life]

Obviously Jiang Shaoxu knew that he was lying at the bottom of the cold coffin, unable to move his limbs or open his eyes, but he was still conscious. He was able to participate in the discussion in the live broadcast room, so he could naturally see the eight real-time images that the system said.

This state is indeed too weird, but punishment is punishment, why do you want to open a live broadcast to let people all over the interstellar world watch his miserable situation! !

Regarding Jiang Shaoxu's doubts, the explanation given by the system is: in order to reach the required popularity value as soon as possible, it is also very helpful for receiving the permanent resurrection card.

Jiang Shaoxu: You are so sweet, listen to me and thank you.

As for the eight shots, two are around Sheng Ming.One shot the entire fuselage obliquely in front of the shuttle, and Sheng Ming could also be seen through the front screen.The other one was inside the shuttle, aiming at Sheng Ming at close range, capturing his every move and subtle changes in his expression.

There is one next to Jiang Shaoxu, hidden in the crystal coffin, live broadcasting the state of the corpse in all directions without dead ends.

But when Jiang Shaoxu saw this, he was about to knock on the glass and ask the system, what is the live broadcast of the status of the corpse?Can he still turn into a dead body and fly out?

The remaining five were placed beside the parents outside the coffin and in the center of the crowd.

Since the start of the live broadcast, the number of active viewers online has approached 9000 million. Among them, the leader [Did you hit CP today] led a group of CP fans to repeatedly capture the comment area, and hit the blackboard with the new viewers who joined the live broadcast room to draw key points.

There are many old viewers who have not yet entered the popular [next door] post, and failed to decipher it, so they swiped in the barrage:

[Didn't you say that Sheng Ming didn't bring back Jiang Shaoxu's body when I read it a while ago?Why is Jiang Shaoxu lying here at this time? 】

[It seems that Jiang Shaoxu is really dead, the corpses are all here, there is no mistake]

[I have to say that Jiang Shaoxu's skin is really excellent, it is simply a collection of the universe, it is a pity that he died at such a young age]

[He and Sheng Ming are a match made in heaven at first glance, but unfortunately fate has played tricks, and if they die, they may never meet together in this life]

【What are those people outside chattering about? 】

[I don’t know something upstairs, the residents of their planet think that Jiang Shaoxu is a traitor, and they are discussing to dig his grave and tear him into pieces]

[Damn, can this be done?What did Jiang Shaoxu do wrong?How did he become a traitor again? 】

[It is said that there is a video as evidence...]

You talk to each other on the barrage, and before discussing a few words, the [Did you hit the cp today] with a big banner fell from the sky and sat down.

The extremely mighty [Did you hit CP today] waved the flag in the comment area and shouted: Shut up, old lady!Go to the [next door] post, the answer is all in it!

So, Jiang Shaoxu, who was bored waiting for the execution and was ready to dig up the [next door] post, stepped in just before the door, and was squeezed out of the post sweatingly by the big wave of people drained by [Did you knock the cp today].

Jiang Shaoxu: ...

It was really close, he even saw the abbreviation of the landlord's lz.

The interstellar netizen who saw the [next door] post was so upset that he almost bit his handkerchief.

1#【What should I do?Can we just watch Jiang Shaoxu being torn into pieces by those people? 】

2#【Don't panic, Sheng Ming should handle it well】

3#【But why did Sheng Ming say that this is an empty tomb? 】

4# [I'm afraid only Sheng Ming himself knows this]

……

Jiang Shaoxu was so curious that he almost cheated.

What is in that post?

Why did they exit out of it one by one contentedly, and ran in happily after a while.

Why can't he squeeze in even if he lives and dies!

Jiang Shaoxu, who had no choice but to lie flat, had to turn his attention to the eight screens of the live broadcast.

Lying in the coffin, he was not wearing a blood-stained battle armor or an embalming uniform.It was a set of ordinary clothes that couldn't be more ordinary.

It's like something to wear when you're out for a walk, or something to relax at home.

This seems to be a set of clothes he bought before going to Saudi Tuqi, and he hasn't worn it many times. The reason for this is Sheng Ming's factor.

At that time, they went to an island party invited by a friend. Neither he nor Sheng Ming liked to go into the water, but Sheng Le wanted to drag him to the beach to drink beer and eat barbecue, and asked him to change into swimming trunks to go swimming.

Jiang Shaoxu's face was full of refusal, and Sheng Ming choked him with his lips curled up next to him: "It should be ugly to let him go into the water, right?"

Sheng Le didn't have time to stop him, Jiang Shaoxu had already treated him in his own way: "I don't think it will be easy to see where you go in the water, after all, you are a dog with a bad posture~"

Sheng Ming narrowed his eyes and looked at him dangerously for a moment: "Why don't you see for yourself, am I a dog planer?"

Sheng Le watched the young couple quarreling tremblingly, and began to wonder if he did something wrong by letting them eat barbecue.

Jiang Shaoxu couldn't be provoked, so he stood up immediately: "Let's go."

As a result, something unexpected happened in the sky, and God did not give them this chance.

In an instant, dark clouds covered Jiang Shaoxu and Sheng Ming's heads with crackling rain beans.

Sheng Lewei, who had the foresight and hid aside, waved at them with a smile, and took a step ahead.

The two people who didn't want to go into the water were forced to get wet in the rain because they refused to accept each other.

However, Jiang Shaoxu also found it strange that if Sheng Ming were replaced by someone else, he would probably not do such an unsteady thing, but Sheng Ming may have the identity of an old enemy at work, and every time Sheng Ming provoked him, he would think To decide the outcome with the opponent, he can feel at ease only by pressing the opponent hard.

On the way back to his accommodation, Sheng Ming pulled him into a clothing store.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Shaoxu glanced at him suspiciously.

Sheng Ming looked him up and down: "You want to go back like this?"

Jiang Shaoxu nodded: "Go back and take a shower and change clothes."

As soon as these words came out, Sheng Ming stood on the spot and looked at him for a moment without saying a word, his eyes made Jiang Shaoxu feel guilty for a moment.

Immediately, Sheng Ming pushed him into the changing room without hesitation, and picked out a set of clothes and sent them to him.

After a while, Sheng Ming's voice rang outside again.

"Change it and come out."

In Jiang Shaoxu's heart, he was wearing the clothes that Sheng Ming personally chose for him. He didn't know if he picked them randomly, but in a sense, it was indeed the first time for each other.

Walking out while wiping his hair, Jiang Shaoxu's eyes were a little dazed the moment he saw Sheng Ming.

The two people looked at each other, and the wiping action stopped at the same time.

Sheng Ming also changed his clothes. He changed into an outfit that was black from head to toe except for the shoes.The soft hair was slightly disheveled by him, but it didn't affect the beauty of his face.The black upper and lower jacket with snow-white sneakers seems to have returned to the original student days.

After staring at it for a long time, the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Jiang Shaoxu unnaturally added: "Your set is not bad, I like it."

Sheng Ming didn't speak, and Jiang Shaoxu immediately felt that he had said something wrong again, and hurriedly explained: "I mean, I really like this suit."

After a while, Sheng Ming laughed: "You don't think that you like me for me, do you?"

Jiang Shaoxu immediately exploded: "What are you talking about?!"

On the way back, neither of them spoke, especially Jiang Shaoxu, who always felt weird in his heart.

This sense of weirdness comes from his own white shirt, which has a half-moon pattern on the upper left just like Sheng Ming's dress.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but if you look horizontally and vertically, left and right, up and down, and sideways, no matter how you look at it, there is a sense of sight in a couple's outfit.But it couldn't be that Sheng Ming picked it on purpose, but would Sheng Ming not be able to find out such a low-level mistake?

As for why these two clothes look like a couple's outfit, Jiang Shaoxu silently compared the two and a half moon patterns in his mind, and when put together they form a complete heart shape, so why not count them as a couple's outfit?

Jiang Shaoxu walked in front of Sheng Ming, the back of his head felt numb all the time, and he felt uncomfortable no matter how he walked.

So he deliberately slowed down and waited for Sheng Ming to overtake him.

But no matter how he slowed down without a trace, Sheng Ming never passed him.

Until he slowed down very deliberately, Sheng Ming still followed him, showing no tendency to overtake him.

Just as the drama was going on in his mind, a familiar cold fragrance hit his nose unexpectedly, and a sense of anticipation of "success" surged in his heart. Who knew that Sheng Ming not only did not pass him, but held him tightly. His wrists pulled him towards him.

'Fuck! '

Immediately, Jiang Shaoxu's heart beat like a rocket.

"What are you preoccupied with?" Sheng Ming's voice sounded in his ears, and he looked at him like he was looking at a fool.

Jiang Shaoxu looked at the route he was about to walk into the heavy rain: ...

In short, after wearing that suit a few times, he went through the divorce procedure with Sheng Ming. When he moved, he didn't bring much luggage.

He also kept that dress at Sheng Ming's house forever.

But how could it appear on his corpse now?

Jiang Shaoxu felt that there were one mystery after another hidden in the mist after his death.

And the post in the live broadcast room seems to be his closest step to the truth.

At this moment, while he was in a trance, the people outside were already about to smash his tombstone.