Little bastard vs old bastard

After the cultural festival, the little bastard took a few days off!It was supposed to be a beautiful holiday, but the little bastard lived in a panic!Because... the old man has been absent-minded since he received the woman's call!In the past, the old bastard was like a pervert, with a pair of treacherous eyes staring at him all the time, as if he wanted to rape himself with his eyes!As a result...he talked to the old bastard these few days, but the old bastard ignored him and treated him like a fart!No, no, no... According to the old bastard, I'm not as high-end as a fart. At best, I'm just thick when I fart... a piece of shit!

Damn ass ass ass!The cranky old bastard has screwed up the little bastard too!

The old bastard got up very early today, and usually sleeps in and hugs himself in his arms without letting go!Now...to wake up so early, to carefully choose a suit, and to comb her hair... Pooh!What a dog!The little bastard secretly gritted his teeth, and saw the old bastard walking to the edge of the bed, immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep!

"Jiu Jiu Jiu" how colorful the old bastard is!Even kissing the mouth three times is not enough!The young master's mouth is about to be kissed like Miss Pomegranate, bastard!

The old bastard is dressed like a dog!The little bastard also quickly put on his clothes and followed the old bastard secretly!Yesterday...he secretly read the old bastard's text message, and he seems to have an appointment with that woman today...at a very high-end place.Jiang Qi secretly memorized the address and killed all the way there!

Unexpectedly, the doorman saw that he was dressed very casually, so he stopped him, saying that this is a high-end club, and he will not be allowed to enter without formal attire!

This little bastard was furious, what kind of high-end club is a "basic" club!No wonder the old bastard is dressed so well today, so he came to such a high-end place!The little bastard was so angry that his stomach hurt, but he was unwilling to leave like this, so he came to the side of the big tree, puffed up his cheeks, and squatted down!

The weather this morning was fine, not too hot... But at noon, it was so hot that it was bubbling, and a gust of hot air shot up when the feet touched the ground!Jiang Qi waited for a long time and still didn't see the old thing coming, but he was so hot that he was sweating profusely, almost wet his clothes.

Jiang Qi wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, thinking that Jiang Zhanyuan wouldn't get rough so quickly, so he decided to buy ice cream nearby, the weather... was so hot that he wanted to scold his mother!

There is no supermarket nearby, so Jiang Qi could only go to a small shop to buy ice cream, but the boss looked for the money for a long time, and said that he was a small shop and didn’t charge 100 yuan... Jiang Qi was anxious because of that slow look Want to roar!After finally finding the money, he walked towards the big tree while eating the ice cream. The ice cream was so cold...it made his stomach feel better...but when he saw Jiang Zhanyuan's car When flying past in front of him, he immediately became a fool...

Damn it!Not so unlucky!

He gritted his teeth and chased after the car. The ice cream was in the way. He threw away the ice cream and ran after the car, but the car had four wheels, just his calf...before he took two steps, he became dizzy ...without taking a breath, the little bastard just... fainted!

The little bastard fainted on the road, but no one around dared to come up!Just now, this kid seemed to have gone crazy, chasing the car all the time!This doesn't... just say dizzy, dizzy, so dizzy that people are caught off guard!They don't dare to help, maybe they are professional!No... Little Young Master Jiang was surrounded by people and talked about.

Someone has already called 120, but no one is willing to go up to help him to see if he is still conscious.The weather is vicious this day... The sweat on the foreheads and backs of the people around is thick, and when everyone is impatient, Qiao Yuhang has thick lines, yes, cannon fodder thick lines!

He went to play with a few buddies today, he didn't expect to see a lot of people gathered around and he went over to watch, it's amazing!Isn't that cute girl who fell on the ground weak and delicate just like his little Qi!

"Xiaoqi! What's wrong with you! Don't scare me!" Qiao Yuhang quickly hugged Xiaoqi, and found that he didn't respond to how he yelled at Xiaoqi. He asked about the situation anxiously, but no one could answer him. This kid is dizzy if he says he is dizzy... It's not that they are dizzy!

After the ambulance arrived, Jiang Qi was sent up, and Qiao Yuhang also followed. The ambulance staff asked him if he was the patient's family member!He said proudly, I am his boyfriend!

The corners of the ambulance personnel's lips twitched slightly... This brat!It's a beautiful idea!

Not long after Jiang Qi was sent to the hospital, Jiang Zhanyuan, who came to the company, received a call, and the other party was very rude!The opening is just one sentence: "Excuse me, are you an old bastard!"

"!!!" Jiang Zhanyuan was stunned. These days... are you always swearing so directly? !

: "Oh, hello, we are XX Hospital, today a person named Jiang Qi fainted, already..." Before he finished speaking, Jiang Zhanyuan had already hung up the phone and hurried to XX Hospital !Why did I get dizzy... The little bastard was still sleeping at home when he left!Tsk tsk tsk... What an annoying little thing!

Jiang Zhanyuan came to the hospital with his butt on fire.The doctor told him that Jiang Qi was suffering from heatstroke, and his life would not be in danger... The doctor paused and asked if he was Jiang Qi's family member, Jiang Zhanyuan nodded, and the doctor said, "Tsk tsk tsk, they are checking I found him after looking for a contact number. It said the old bastard... Although it was a curse, it had the most call records. They thought the old bastard was a friend... Who knew it was Dad...

Jiang Zhanyuan couldn't help but laugh when he heard it, this little bastard that people love and hate!

In the ward, Jiang Qi was still on a drip, and Qiao Yuhang was on the side, guarding him like a loyal dog!When he saw that it was Jiang Zhanyuan who came, he immediately protected Jiang Qi, not allowing him to get any closer, and looked at Jiang Zhanyuan defensively, as if he was a weasel and Jiang Qi was a weak little chicken!

: "I'm his father, I'll take care of him, you go back first, so that your family won't worry." Jiang Zhanyuan wanted to send Qiao Yuhang away with a few words, but he underestimated this kid's ruthlessness!He was like a rock, sitting safely on the chair all the time, ignoring Jiang Zhanyuan at all!

Jiang Zhanyuan can't help it, he knows that this kid likes his son and daughter, but he doesn't know if the little son of a bitch is interested in Qiao Yuhang... Tsk... He is an old man who is forty this year, and he is still worrying about his children's love. It was really embarrassing for him, he kept his face, automatically ignored Qiao Yuhang, and thoughtfully helped the little bastard cover the quilt, and even touched his forehead, which was very considerate... If Qiao Yuhang hadn't found them in the toilet The thing about it... I guess I still think this old man is such a kind father!

: "I said...Uncle Jiang...Jiang Qi will be sixteen this year..." Qiao Yuhang frowned slightly, and asked cautiously. Jiang Zhanyuan raised his eyebrows and just smiled. Qiao Yuhang was so weak in an instant, he could only droop his head and not speak!

When the two were silent, Jiang Qi hummed a few times, and the two turned their heads in concern.

: "Well... Dad... Dad..." Jiang Qi hummed, as if calling "Dad"!This Coke broke the old thing, and immediately said softly: "My dear boy, Dad is here, guarding you, no one can hurt you and take you away." I don't know who he said this to, anyway... This made Qiao Yuhang very uncomfortable, and it was also very boring to see the "father and son love" between them.

Jiang Qi hummed a few times and then slowly opened his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes... he saw the old bastard in front of him, and felt wronged in his heart. He wanted to curse but found that he didn't have much strength, and said angrily: "You Where did this old thing go to fool around!" Secretly dating other women behind my back, right?You old bastard, old pervert!

: "Don't talk, you're still recovering from heat stroke." Jiang Zhanyuan touched his forehead, Jiang Qi slapped his hand off, feeling that he was wronged to death, and also felt that he was stupid to wait for the old man Wait until heatstroke!Then...he didn't know what happened next, he just felt that the hot floor made him uncomfortable.

: "Why are you here?" Jiang Qi looked at Qiao Yuhang inexplicably, and asked... only then did he realize that he is a hero who saves people.Although the little bastard was skinny, he was not ungrateful. He thanked Qiao Yuhang, but found that the man was tired and seemed to have no energy at all. He said hello and walked out, saying that he would come back tomorrow.Jiang Zhanyuan was very proud to see Qiao Yuhang retreating despite the difficulties. At this time, there were no outsiders, so he hugged his little bastard and kissed him!

: "Go away! Where did you go today! I'll give you one last chance!" Jiang Qi huffed.The old bastard pretended to be innocent, shrugged his shoulders, "I just went to the company, don't you want Dad to leave you... Well, I'll take you to the company tomorrow."

: "Liar..." Jiang Qi grunted and retracted into the quilt, not wanting to see this old lying thing again!Really... I am old enough to be deceiving now, no wonder there are no women when I am old!

Jiang Zhanyuan looked at the little bastard who kept making troubles, but he couldn't do anything. He wanted to tear off the quilt, but the little bastard was holding on to the quilt tightly, and kept cursing, saying that if you dare to lift the quilt, I will show you to death !The old bastard got angry when he heard it, how can he say such angry words!If this was an idol drama, the old bastard probably wouldn't care about it. He frantically shook the little bastard and shouted, "If you fucking die, I won't be alive anymore!"If you go to hell, I will not let you go if I am a ghost!

: "What nonsense!" Old bastard, angry!Pulling off the quilt, he found that the little bastard was like a small shrimp, bowed up, and turned around, only to find that the little bastard... was crying.

: "Why are you crying? You are an adult, and you still cry, you are ashamed." The old bastard laughed a little, thinking that he was hopeless, how much he loves his precious little bastard, why does he even look cute when he is crying? exploded!

"Go away! I didn't cry! This is my saliva!" The little bastard was crying, but he kept covering his eyes with his arms stubbornly, not wanting the old bastard to see him crying. He just felt wronged and Jiang Zhanyuan She actually met other women behind her back, and lied to herself!Bastard, bastard!

Jiang Zhanyuan smiled dotingly, pulled the little bastard's arm, he turned his head awkwardly with red eyes, very stubborn, but stubborn little bastard... the old bastard loves it too!The old bastard stretched out his warm tongue to lick his cheek, and said with a smile: "Baby's tears are sour, it smells like vinegar."

: "Get lost..." The little bastard was awkward.

"If you want me to get out, you can tell me why you are crying first." The old bastard was relentless, and he was very proud of himself. It seems that the little bastard still cares about himself, otherwise... he wouldn't cry for himself. The little bastard that everyone loves and hates, he was born to beat him!

: "None of your business!" The little bastard was awkward, but as soon as he finished speaking, the old bastard kissed the little mouth several times, and the sound of "chirp, chirp, chirp" was like a little sparrow.The little bastard blushed and shouted, "Who kissed you!"

: "You are my son, I can kiss you if I want." The old bastard.This is no nonsense, the little bastard is his whole body, so he can just kiss, as long as the little bastard wants to kiss, he, the father, can offer his beautiful thin lips anytime, anywhere!

: "You...you hooligan...this is still a hospital...what are you playing...uh..." The little bastard couldn't finish his sentence, and the old bastard had already kissed the chattering little mouth unceremoniously, trying to make his son There are many ways to be quiet and obedient, but kissing is the most practical way, kiss him until he is dizzy, and see if he dares to curse!Dare to talk back!

: "Well... ah..." After the long kiss, a strand of silver still slipped from the corner of their lips, the old bastard smirked, and said, "Only kissing you can be honest."

: "You rascal...don't kiss after you have the ability!" Little bastard, be angry!

While the two father and son were still fighting, the door of the ward was opened. Jiang Zhanyuan immediately left Jiang Qi's body and looked at the person with a serious face.

The woman who hadn't said hello was holding the doorknob at this moment, looking at the two of them, her beautiful face was slightly embarrassed, when her eyes looked at Jiang Qi who was lying on the bed, warm tears welled up in her eyes, towards He came running, weeping, "Xiao Qi..."

Jiang Qi was stunned... who is this woman!

Jiang Zhanyuan raised his eyebrows and remained silent.

Jiang Qi's small face was held in the palm of the hand by the woman, the rhinestones on the nails made his small face a little painful, and he grinned at the unknown woman... Who is this!The woman immersed in the reunion finally noticed Jiang Qi's strange eyes, looked at Jiang Zhanyuan in disbelief, and said: "...Did you never mention me these years..."

Jiang Zhanyuan looked indifferent, and said coldly: "For those who have left, there is nothing to mention."

The woman was stunned, Jiang Qi seemed to understand something, looked at Jiang Zhanyuan and the woman in front of her in disbelief... her lips moved slightly, she wanted to say something but she didn't say it after all.

: "It's me...Xiaoqi, I'm mother..."

Mother?Jiang Qi is a little unfamiliar with this word, because since he can remember, there is only Jiang Zhanyuan in his world, and there is no one else.

Writer's words:

→→Ah...what, because the name "Father Wants to Do It, Fuck the Son" is very straightforward, so... I changed the name, "Big Head Dad, Little Head Son", which is not always very good The atmosphere of a fairy tale~~(≥▽≤)/~But the new title also has a little connotation~ Puff Chi~ Happy reading~