[Ghost White] Love Notes in Taoyuan Township

Life is always following the law of conservation. For example, if you love to eat junk food, you may have to worry about the health problems you will bring later; if you stay up late at night and play games, you will pay the price of being in a trance and yawning the next day; If you are dating, then your office hours are doomed to be wild and unsettled.

Ghost Lamp is now in such an irritable overtime environment.

Since he opened the first report, Bai Ze has been on the phone non-stop.

He confirmed the time of the next BBQ to the girls one by one, and changed his rhetoric every time he called, with a gentle and ambiguous tone, and endless love words, such as "As long as it is the date you choose, I will be free" or "Compared to sweet sauce, I will be free." "I want to eat you more" and the like are just out of mouth, just like a model love scum that can be written into textbooks.

When he made the third phone call, Ghost Lantern gave a stern warning by using the tongue-pulling instrument as a prop.Afterwards, Bai Ze was quiet for a while, and the telephone porridge temporarily died down, but not long after, the sound of text message keys quietly rose again.

His new mobile phone is the Peach Goldfish Sweetheart Pie endorsed by Maki. It has a gaudy appearance, and the sound of the buttons is similar to the bubbling sound of boiling water bubbles.

Ghost Lantern opened a report on the re-expansion of the Calling Hell, and only read half a page, and the emoticon sound effect over there had already sounded three or four times.

——In recent days, the number of dead who fell into hell due to the sin of drinking has once again shown a sharp increase.

"CANDY CANDY~"

——The expansion completed last time can no longer meet the current demand.

"SWEETIESWEETIE~"

——Applying for the support of the transfer of jailors, the start-up project of the hell expansion project, and the funding for the lease of the heavenly wine pool again. The specific requirements are as follows.

"CUTIECUTIE~"

After the ghost lamp reviewed it, he stamped the report, then grabbed the ink pad box, and threw a straight ball to Bai Ze with the professional swinging posture of a pitcher.

The ink pad box rotated at a high speed in the air, drawing a beautiful trajectory exclusive to Jiashien. Unfortunately, the catcher didn't cooperate, and his face was still blank until he was thrown off the chair and had a nosebleed.

"The report of Zhonghe Hell requesting the introduction of new torture tools to punish adulterous sinners, I think it is more appropriate to put this stamp on your face."

Ghost Lantern gestured toward Bai Zebi, who was crouching in large characters: "Nice Pitch."

The stunned beast took a long time to get up. When he looked at the phone, the screen was cracked at a corner. When he touched his nose, his hands were full of nosebleeds.Mr. Bai Ze, who has always been good-tempered, suddenly burst into anger, and he swung the small round chair in a rage, with landslides and tsunami in the background.

"The little devil is insane and lawless! Who do you think you are! Ren Mihashi! Don't underestimate the ancient beasts born in the Cretaceous period! Even pacifists will fight if they are annoyed, you bastard!"

He clenched a fist in one hand and held a chair in the other, his eyes were blazing with anger, and the usually neat turban collapsed to one side, and he was really desperate.

The ghost lamp was silent for a few seconds, and pulled out a heavy machine gun from behind: "As you wish."

Five minutes later, Bai Ze obediently flipped through famous paintings and asked in a low voice, "Why do you carry such things with you?"

"I just applied to the arsenal to deal with dangerous elements who obstruct official duties." Ghost Lantern took another report, "Also, please draw the first draft of your work before 09:30."

"Yes~Yes~"

With one hand propped on his chin, Bai Ze scribbled on the paper with the other, yawning from time to time.After Ghost Lamp finished processing a document, he threw a piece of manuscript paper, seemingly pondering over it carefully, but in fact, the paper was full of girls' names, arranged in a row according to the size of their breasts.

When the C-cup was listed, he caught a glimpse of the ghost lamp behind the desk and put down the documents, as if he was about to walk this way.

Bai Ze immediately took out a new piece of paper, drew a cat-like animal with a few swipes, and painted a lump of black stuff on it.

"Completed! The third version of Bai Ze's original character——"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was stabbed by the ghost lamp, Tianyan was almost poisoned, and the drawing paper was split into two pieces by him.

"Can you make it any more ugly?"

Ghost Lantern pressed his face with one hand, and picked up the half of the face with the cat's head drawn like garbage with the other hand.

"What is this?" He pointed to the lump of unknown object.

"Underwear." Bai Ze opened his fingers, "Take it off and you can transform into that."

Ghost Lantern stared at the cat's head in disgust for a while, then raised his hand and punched him: "Tear off and redraw."

After more than an hour passed like this, Ghost Lantern finally lost patience after chopping off several works that were more excessive than cats in underwear, and gave "If you don't draw well, I will shoot you with a machine gun" and "If you disturb my work again, please invite Xiaozhong to come over for a business trip." " double terror warning.And Bai Ze nodded perfunctorily more and more times, it was obvious that he had reached the point of sleep and was about to enter a dormant state.

Because I wasted too much time on such frivolous things as sending text messages, when Ghost Lantern calmed down and processed most of the reports, it was nearly eleven o'clock.

As he picked up the last document, something jumped up to his knees, wobbling and trying to crawl on top of him.

Ghost Lantern looked down and found that it was Bai Ze's cat with its underwear on.

The materialized cat in panties is too ugly to look at directly, with rippling eyes and a voluptuous figure, holding a piece of paper on its forelimbs, with three words on it - I'm sleepy.

Its creator had already fallen asleep on the table a few minutes ago, resting his head on a famous artist's album, and drooling on the naked woman who turned the page.

Ghost Lantern closed the file, walked over and kicked him.

"Idiot, don't sleep here."

"……Um?"

Bai Ze opened his eyes in a daze, and waved his hands without seeing who was in front of him: "You make breakfast first, and I'll sleep later..."

He was never polite when dealing with his ghost lamp, and immediately grabbed him by the neck and lifted him up.

"I have prepared a room for you, go sleep over there."

He dragged Bai Ze in front of an iron maiden, and patted him on the back: "Go."

Bai Ze was very sleepy, and walked forward with his eyes closed, but his left hand was pierced by the spikes from the torture tool, and his sleepiness was half-frightened in an instant.

"brute!"

He clasped his hands and shouted at the ghost lamp, tears from yawning were still in his eyes.

"I just bought it. The bloodstains are still fresh." Ghost Lantern pointed at the torture tool with a serious face, "The Zhonghe Hell uses this to judge sinners. If you keep hooking up like this endlessly, you will always be with it in the future."

"Being with it will drag you into the water!" Before finishing his sentence, Bai Ze yawned again, "But then again, is there really a room prepared for me?"

"Indeed." Ghost Lantern pushed open a door, "Luxury suite, steel nail tables and chairs, and a full set of free massage experience."

There was a gust of cold wind blowing from behind the door he pushed open, even though the lights were not turned on, all kinds of horrible instruments of torture could be seen vaguely.

Bai Ze broke out in cold sweat: "...I'm going back."

The other party waved impatiently: "Then get out, and I'll nail you up as a wall clock before six o'clock tomorrow."

"Understood, evil spirit." After he finished speaking, he straightened his hood and coat, and was just about to find an exit when he suddenly fell down and sat down along the wall.