[Ghost White] Love Notes in Taoyuan Township
Chapter 18
"Repeat again! You are surrounded! Please give up resistance and raise your hands!"
"Chunyi, your lines are wrong." Youxue Boy reminded, "And their hands are frozen, how to lift them."
"Yes." Chun Yi scratched his hair, "No wonder it hasn't fallen off for so long. Then should we blow down the whole mountain now, or call Sister Xue Nu and ask them to blow him down?"
The Snow Boys showed a thoughtful expression, obviously thinking that his idea was good, and after a serious discussion, they even showed their hands to vote.
These guys are all super cold-resistant people who have lived in the eight cold hells for a long time. They are afraid of the heat but not the cold. After all, they are some terrible ways to make things worse. In the end, Ghost Lantern came forward to make a suggestion.
"Then I'll break the ice, and you'll be responsible for picking up the people below."
"Huh? Do you want to use such an old-fashioned method?" Chunyi was a little disappointed, "It feels like we haven't put in much effort, can we change it?"
"Then it's decided like this." Gui Deng completely ignored his dissatisfaction, picked up the mace in one hand, and walked to the top of the snow slope with one son and two sons.
Zashiki Doji was born in Iwate Prefecture. He has been accustomed to wind and snow since he was a child, and he can walk faster than ghost lights.By the time he arrived, they were already clinging to the snow-capped mountain wall, swinging around Bai Ze.
"Still alive?" Ghost Lantern asked.
The first son and the second son stretched out their hands at the same time, pointed together, aimed, and poked Bai Ze's cheek violently.
"It seems that there is still air, but the whole hand is frozen in the ice."
"Very good." Ghost Lantern grabbed a ball of crushed snow and threw a high-speed straight ball towards Bai Ze's hair.
The other party was already dizzy from the cold, and his face was covered in powder snow without knowing it. It took a long time to react.
"Ok?"
The first thing he saw was Zashiki Doji's lacklustre eyes, and then he looked up to the paralyzed face of Ghost Lantern that would wake him up even if he saw it in a dream.
"why you!?"
"It's me, what's your opinion?" Ghost Lantern threw a second high-speed ball at his open mouth.
"Facing a guy who has no resistance, I don't even want to say 'Nice Pitch'. I'm so honest." Extremely bad boy in the 80s.
"Did the snow on your hands melt and then freeze again? As expected of a beast, even a fall would have twists and turns."
"Are you here to save people or come to see a joke?" Bai Ze said angrily, "Don't get too complacent! I'm a ghost! Your subordinates are still hanging on my clothes!"
"If you are sincerely grateful, I can consider saving your life." Ghost Lantern shook his mace in front of his eyes, "Come on, read to me, 'I am so useless, I am really grateful to Lord Ghost Lantern for taking care of me, thank you Your rescue at a critical moment, I express my heartfelt gratitude for your kindness'."
"Who wants to be grateful to you! You elusive road devil!" Bai Ze spat out the snow in his mouth, "You planned that avalanche, right? Sure enough, it was you!"
"If your tongue is so cold, please shut up obediently." Gui Deng raised his mace and made a gesture to swing it down on his head. "If it were me, I would definitely put the whole snow mountain on top of you."
He tried a few moves as he spoke, and each time the mace swung to the tip of Bai Ze's nose, it stopped suddenly, and the landing point became more and more deviated every time, and it didn't look like he was trying to save someone.
"Hey, hey, did you smash the ice or my head!" Bai Ze protested angrily.
"Is there a difference?" Ghost Lantern turned his wrist, "homerun!"
Amid Bai Ze's protests, he swung a blow suddenly, the mace barely brushed past his ears, and smashed down a large chunk of frozen snow.
"Ah." Zashiki Waruji broadcast in real time, "They fell."
Ghost Lantern put away the mace, waved away the floating ice chips with one hand, and when he looked down again, Bai Ze was already submerged in the surrounding fog.
It should be the third time to witness him fall from a height like this.
The earliest time was thousands of years ago, when Ghost Lantern went to China to study the judicial system, met Bai Ze by chance, fought with him for two days and two nights of drinking, and then watched him stagger and fall into the clouds.
The second time was the night before he went to Taoyuan Township to pick up the goods. He spent a full six hours digging a big hole from heaven to hell on the only road that Baize must pass, so that he could once again appreciate the embarrassment of falling into the clouds.
As for this time, he broke the ice in Bai Ze's hand with a mace, and knocked him down the snow slope with one blow.Although the surrounding wind was howling, Ghost Lantern could still clearly hear the cries of bastards on his way down, as well as the dull sound of falling on the inflatable cushion.
"Finally, the little witch caught the boy."
He took off the rabbit earmuffs on top of his head, revealing his slender ears that were a little stuffy and red.Zashiki Doji, who was hanging upside down beside him, asked, "Where is the little witch?"
"Sorry, not here."
There are only the strongest ghosts and gods here, and the beasts who are destined to follow him into hell.
The inflatable cushions used by the Snow Boys are life-saving supplies purchased by Bahan Hell hundreds of years ago.
The whole process of their falling is described by onomatopoeia as bang-uh-bang, if Tang Gua hadn't fainted from fright at the time, the middle would be uh x2.
As an ancient divine beast, Bai Ze has rich wrestling experience, so he only suffered a little nosebleed, and nothing else is serious.Tang Gua was already so frightened that he passed out, and finally Chun Yi helped him carry him to the exit of hell.
In this way, the farce was finally safe and sound. Although it was freezing enough, the participating paintings were still completed.
Bai Ze took out the picture of Jiangxue fishing, and threw it into the ghost lamp's arms triumphantly: "Kneel down and appreciate the masterpieces of artists in the new era!"
Ghost Lantern frowned and unfolded the scroll, and saw a bunch of messy balls of wool without any surprise.
"What is this, please?" He pointed to the arc of one of the particular arcs.
"It's like a fishing line." Bai Ze said with a grin, "You can also think of it as a wind, it all depends on the artist's perception of art - Chirp!"
Before he could say a word, he sneezed, his nose mixed with unwiped nosebleeds hanging on his face, and he looked very embarrassed.
"Oops, maybe I'm going to catch a cold." He wiped his nose with the back of his hand, "I'll go back if the painting is okay. Anyway, seeing your face will only make you sick faster, so don't send me off."
"I didn't intend to send you off." Ghost Lantern immediately responded.
"It's what I wish for... Ah Chirp!" Bai Ze covered his face and sneezed twice in a row.
"It's over, it seems to be a sign of fever." He took the scarf of the ghost lamp and blew his nose, "Lend me this."
"Don't worry, idiots are cold and fever insulators."
Gui Deng took off his scarf with a disgusted face, and punched him on the nose: "Get lost."
Before his fist hit, Bai Ze suddenly swayed, and fell into his arms as if he couldn't stand still, his snot all rubbing against his collar.
"Are you looking for death, idiot!?" Ghost Lantern grabbed his neck and lifted him up from his body.
Bai Ze let out a "huh" and sneezed on his face again. This time he even coughed up tears, and there was an abnormal flush from his cheeks to his nose.
He actually had a fever.
"Chunyi, your lines are wrong." Youxue Boy reminded, "And their hands are frozen, how to lift them."
"Yes." Chun Yi scratched his hair, "No wonder it hasn't fallen off for so long. Then should we blow down the whole mountain now, or call Sister Xue Nu and ask them to blow him down?"
The Snow Boys showed a thoughtful expression, obviously thinking that his idea was good, and after a serious discussion, they even showed their hands to vote.
These guys are all super cold-resistant people who have lived in the eight cold hells for a long time. They are afraid of the heat but not the cold. After all, they are some terrible ways to make things worse. In the end, Ghost Lantern came forward to make a suggestion.
"Then I'll break the ice, and you'll be responsible for picking up the people below."
"Huh? Do you want to use such an old-fashioned method?" Chunyi was a little disappointed, "It feels like we haven't put in much effort, can we change it?"
"Then it's decided like this." Gui Deng completely ignored his dissatisfaction, picked up the mace in one hand, and walked to the top of the snow slope with one son and two sons.
Zashiki Doji was born in Iwate Prefecture. He has been accustomed to wind and snow since he was a child, and he can walk faster than ghost lights.By the time he arrived, they were already clinging to the snow-capped mountain wall, swinging around Bai Ze.
"Still alive?" Ghost Lantern asked.
The first son and the second son stretched out their hands at the same time, pointed together, aimed, and poked Bai Ze's cheek violently.
"It seems that there is still air, but the whole hand is frozen in the ice."
"Very good." Ghost Lantern grabbed a ball of crushed snow and threw a high-speed straight ball towards Bai Ze's hair.
The other party was already dizzy from the cold, and his face was covered in powder snow without knowing it. It took a long time to react.
"Ok?"
The first thing he saw was Zashiki Doji's lacklustre eyes, and then he looked up to the paralyzed face of Ghost Lantern that would wake him up even if he saw it in a dream.
"why you!?"
"It's me, what's your opinion?" Ghost Lantern threw a second high-speed ball at his open mouth.
"Facing a guy who has no resistance, I don't even want to say 'Nice Pitch'. I'm so honest." Extremely bad boy in the 80s.
"Did the snow on your hands melt and then freeze again? As expected of a beast, even a fall would have twists and turns."
"Are you here to save people or come to see a joke?" Bai Ze said angrily, "Don't get too complacent! I'm a ghost! Your subordinates are still hanging on my clothes!"
"If you are sincerely grateful, I can consider saving your life." Ghost Lantern shook his mace in front of his eyes, "Come on, read to me, 'I am so useless, I am really grateful to Lord Ghost Lantern for taking care of me, thank you Your rescue at a critical moment, I express my heartfelt gratitude for your kindness'."
"Who wants to be grateful to you! You elusive road devil!" Bai Ze spat out the snow in his mouth, "You planned that avalanche, right? Sure enough, it was you!"
"If your tongue is so cold, please shut up obediently." Gui Deng raised his mace and made a gesture to swing it down on his head. "If it were me, I would definitely put the whole snow mountain on top of you."
He tried a few moves as he spoke, and each time the mace swung to the tip of Bai Ze's nose, it stopped suddenly, and the landing point became more and more deviated every time, and it didn't look like he was trying to save someone.
"Hey, hey, did you smash the ice or my head!" Bai Ze protested angrily.
"Is there a difference?" Ghost Lantern turned his wrist, "homerun!"
Amid Bai Ze's protests, he swung a blow suddenly, the mace barely brushed past his ears, and smashed down a large chunk of frozen snow.
"Ah." Zashiki Waruji broadcast in real time, "They fell."
Ghost Lantern put away the mace, waved away the floating ice chips with one hand, and when he looked down again, Bai Ze was already submerged in the surrounding fog.
It should be the third time to witness him fall from a height like this.
The earliest time was thousands of years ago, when Ghost Lantern went to China to study the judicial system, met Bai Ze by chance, fought with him for two days and two nights of drinking, and then watched him stagger and fall into the clouds.
The second time was the night before he went to Taoyuan Township to pick up the goods. He spent a full six hours digging a big hole from heaven to hell on the only road that Baize must pass, so that he could once again appreciate the embarrassment of falling into the clouds.
As for this time, he broke the ice in Bai Ze's hand with a mace, and knocked him down the snow slope with one blow.Although the surrounding wind was howling, Ghost Lantern could still clearly hear the cries of bastards on his way down, as well as the dull sound of falling on the inflatable cushion.
"Finally, the little witch caught the boy."
He took off the rabbit earmuffs on top of his head, revealing his slender ears that were a little stuffy and red.Zashiki Doji, who was hanging upside down beside him, asked, "Where is the little witch?"
"Sorry, not here."
There are only the strongest ghosts and gods here, and the beasts who are destined to follow him into hell.
The inflatable cushions used by the Snow Boys are life-saving supplies purchased by Bahan Hell hundreds of years ago.
The whole process of their falling is described by onomatopoeia as bang-uh-bang, if Tang Gua hadn't fainted from fright at the time, the middle would be uh x2.
As an ancient divine beast, Bai Ze has rich wrestling experience, so he only suffered a little nosebleed, and nothing else is serious.Tang Gua was already so frightened that he passed out, and finally Chun Yi helped him carry him to the exit of hell.
In this way, the farce was finally safe and sound. Although it was freezing enough, the participating paintings were still completed.
Bai Ze took out the picture of Jiangxue fishing, and threw it into the ghost lamp's arms triumphantly: "Kneel down and appreciate the masterpieces of artists in the new era!"
Ghost Lantern frowned and unfolded the scroll, and saw a bunch of messy balls of wool without any surprise.
"What is this, please?" He pointed to the arc of one of the particular arcs.
"It's like a fishing line." Bai Ze said with a grin, "You can also think of it as a wind, it all depends on the artist's perception of art - Chirp!"
Before he could say a word, he sneezed, his nose mixed with unwiped nosebleeds hanging on his face, and he looked very embarrassed.
"Oops, maybe I'm going to catch a cold." He wiped his nose with the back of his hand, "I'll go back if the painting is okay. Anyway, seeing your face will only make you sick faster, so don't send me off."
"I didn't intend to send you off." Ghost Lantern immediately responded.
"It's what I wish for... Ah Chirp!" Bai Ze covered his face and sneezed twice in a row.
"It's over, it seems to be a sign of fever." He took the scarf of the ghost lamp and blew his nose, "Lend me this."
"Don't worry, idiots are cold and fever insulators."
Gui Deng took off his scarf with a disgusted face, and punched him on the nose: "Get lost."
Before his fist hit, Bai Ze suddenly swayed, and fell into his arms as if he couldn't stand still, his snot all rubbing against his collar.
"Are you looking for death, idiot!?" Ghost Lantern grabbed his neck and lifted him up from his body.
Bai Ze let out a "huh" and sneezed on his face again. This time he even coughed up tears, and there was an abnormal flush from his cheeks to his nose.
He actually had a fever.
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