[Ghost White] Love Notes in Taoyuan Township

When it comes to Japanese employees, many people probably associate them with endless overtime.

According to a survey by an unreliable magazine, most Japanese employees really admire "working without sleep and food, and working overtime day and night". .

In this comparison, the work system in Hell can be regarded as the conscience of the industry. Regardless of the size of the job, the prison guards will change shifts on time.

If those people in this world know that they are wasting their time at desks in order to survive, but the world after death is strictly abiding by labor laws, I don’t know what their expressions will be.

Of course, there are also employees in hell who need to work overtime just like in this world, and the ghost lamp is one of the representatives.

He has to deal with thousands of documents every day. Except for daily affairs, receiving foreign guests, teaching newcomers, and financial budget are all within his scope of responsibility. Not to mention getting off work on time, it is considered good if he can spare time to take care of the snapdragon.

After witnessing his daily life for two consecutive nights, Bai Ze felt that it was necessary to laugh at the job of assistant officer from the perspective of an idler.

"Born to work hard, sooner or later you will become bald."

Although Ghost Lantern is not very old, his hair is not thick, and the hair is soft, it is easy to give the impression that the hair volume is too thin.Bai Ze had pinched him so many times, and this sentence finally hit the spot. The words were three points for teasing, five points for sarcasm, plus two points for visual effects, and the mental attack reached MAX.

The premise is that he didn't spray the wall with dust while talking.

Ghost Lamp's desk was very close to the wall, and as soon as Bai Ze opened his mouth, he immediately pushed him into the wall, his strike was so fast and powerful, it was like treating a non-adhesive poster.

It doesn't matter if the evil spirit repeatedly strikes ruthlessly, but every time he pokes his waist, he is only a few inches away from poking the eyes on the side of his waist.Bai Ze's eyes are quite sensitive parts, a slight touch will cause the whole skin around it to tingle, not to mention being poked one after another.

He was uncomfortable and couldn't explain it clearly, so he could only bury his face in the bricks and eat the wall dust depressed.In this way, the whole hall finally fell silent, only the sound of the pointer moving and the subtle sound of the ballpoint pen writing.

Once the surroundings fall into silence, the time will become particularly long and difficult.Bai Ze's stomach medicine hadn't been opened yet, and he didn't eat much for dinner. His gastric ulcer seemed to be about to flare up again.

He really hoped that someone could walk through the hall and rescue him from the wall, but after thinking about it, he felt that this appearance was too embarrassing, and it would damage his usual image, so he was so entangled and entangled, unconsciously. On the wall for half an hour.

Since his back was facing the ghost lamp, he didn't know that the other party had finished all the work 10 minutes ago, and he was leisurely admiring his embarrassment with his arms crossed at the moment.

Not only that, he also took dozens of photos of him with his swiped mobile phone, in the standard hundred-fold return to the devil style.

When the revenge was over and the hour hand struck nine, Ghost Lantern reached out and pulled him off the wall.

"On behalf of Hell, I would like to thank Mr. Shenshou for his excellent shut-up behavior during overtime work, and his contribution to testing the hardness of Yan Mo Hall's building. I hereby approve you to go to sleep. The special training will continue tomorrow."

Even saying good night is so annoying.

Bai Ze silently despised it in his heart, while covering his forehead, carefully brushing off the dust on his forehead and hair.

In this little effort, he has already listed out the hunting plan for tonight in detail. First, go back to the room and drink the stomach nourishing soup, and then go out for a walk to see if there are any chic taverns nearby. The most indispensable place in hell It's the banshee and the female ghost. At that time, I will see someone leaning up to strike up a conversation, and then buy her a few drinks, maybe I can borrow a drink-wait a minute, why is there something wrong with the forehead?

He pushed back his forehead hair and tried to press the uncomfortable place with his fingertips, but he was almost jumped up by an unexpected stabbing pain, tears welled up from his eyes, and his vision was suddenly blurred.

Oops.

Bai Ze groped around the eyes, from the corner of the forehead to the center of the brow, and finally determined that the problem was the celestial eye on the forehead.

This celestial eye is the most fragile of all his eyes, it cannot shed tears easily, and it is the most troublesome to take care of.When he cleaned his hair just now, he probably dusted it in. If he didn't wash it off as soon as possible, the foreign matter might stay in it forever.

Worse than this, he found that the usual eye drops were still left in a small drawer in the bedroom of the pharmacy.

Without the potion, the probability of tears in these eyes is as high as that of Ghost Lantern being scared to cry by a horror movie.The eyes of the sky should not be covered with dust, but now they are painful and astringent from the dust particles, and even the normal eyes are affected, and they are constantly weeping.

In desperation, Bai Ze could only ask for help from the person closest to him: "Do you have any eye drops?"

The assistant officer on the opposite side tapped his chin lightly with his knuckles, and answered after a long time:

"Have."

"Then let me use it?"

"can."

The answer was simple and clear, full of good intentions, but unfortunately, the speaker had a dangerous smell from head to toe.

The divine beast that lost its vision seemed to have also lost its defense and vigilance at the same time. It only said "thank you" and stretched out its right hand, groping for the sleeve of the ghost lamp.

He followed the ghost lamp through the office hall and the entire fifth bedroom, walking around the long corridor like yesterday.Because his eyes were closed, Bai Ze didn't realize that he was going to the ghost lamp's dormitory halfway through the walk.

"You left your eye drops in the room too?"

"My eyes are normal, so I don't need to carry this kind of thing all the time." Ghost Lantern pushed open the door, found the eye drops bottle among a pile of books and souvenirs, raised his hand and threw it out.

Bai Ze caught it with one hand, opened the lid and smelled it first.

"Heavenly Pure Spring, Pearl Liquid, Dipterocarpus... Wait, this is the potion I made?!"

He tried to open his eyes, looking for the production label on the bottle, "It's expired... how long ago did you come to buy eye drops!"

"Really." Ghost Lantern turned out another bottle, "This guarantee has not expired."

Bai Ze took it half-believingly, and seeing the date, it was indeed still fresh, so he opened the lid and poured it on his forehead.

"Asshole, this is peppermint oil!"

It was only when the liquid was dripping in the air that he realized that the smell was wrong. He immediately jumped up and covered his eyes, while the bottle fell and splashed all over the floor.

He smelled the strong smell of mint and camphor on the ground, and he broke out in a cold sweat: "...I almost went blind."

The evil ghost who nearly blinded him still had a calm expression on his face: "Isn't it enough to just shed tears?"

"If you use this eye, it will be ruined!" Bai Ze covered his forehead and panted, "Forget it, I really can't count on you."

He stood up on the chair and planned to go to the bathroom to wash his eyes with cold water.Although the water in hell is not pure and may cause mild inflammation, there is no other way for now.

"Idiot, that's not how peppermint oil is used."

When he walked to the door, his shoulders were suddenly pressed firmly.Bai Ze was startled, before he could react, he was thrown back into the chair by the ghost lamp.

"I sometimes really doubt how you lived from the Cretaceous to this age."

The other party's words were as ugly as ever, and the meaning of ridicule was almost overflowing from the syllables, but unexpectedly, the movements of his hands were very gentle.

Gui Deng dipped some peppermint oil with his fingers, then stroked the corners of his eyebrows, and gently drew circles around his forehead, pushing the peppermint oil away little by little.

The refreshing products produced in Hell are very effective. With only this amount the size of a grain of rice, Bai Ze's eyes have been stimulated to the point of tears.

"No, this won't work for Tianyan." He wiped away his tears with his sleeve, feeling like a primary school student watching a tragic movie for the first time.

"Very well, then I'll gouge it out for you with a knife."

Ghost Lantern pushed back his forehead hair and covered his tearful eyes with one hand.

For a moment, Bai Ze really thought he would take out a knife from behind.His palms were sweating slightly, and he was even ready to turn into a beast and run away, but Ghost Lantern just bent down and blew into the eyes on his forehead.

The ghost's breath does not have the heat of ordinary people. It has a cool and soft touch in the eyes, and there is a little mint flavor that is not intense.

Relatively speaking, his hand was much warmer, and now it was lightly covering his eyes, and the little finger just touched the tip of his nose.Every time Bai Ze took a breath, he could smell the faint smell of ink on his fingertips.

This scene is quiet and gentle. It would be normal if it happened between lovers, but if the object is replaced by a ghost lamp, all the adjectives will be weird.

"I remember that the lease agreement has already been signed."

"The order materials need to be confirmed repeatedly, and there is no way for you to get the goods in advance."

"The book I was asked to buy last time was indeed an orphan copy. The collector refused to sell it, and he would not sell it for any price."

Bai Ze reported everything he could think of where the ghost lamp might ask him, and finally shrank back in the chair, "So it's useless for you to flatter me—"

Ghost Lantern's hand moved from the tip of his nose to his chin, pinching his face.

"You worry too much, I just hate seeing others cry."

His last breath was so fierce that it almost melted his face.The moment the ghostly air hit his face, Bai Ze struggled to break free from the confinement of his jaw, and almost fell off the chair.

"Are you blowing out birthday candles!?"

He made a fan with his hands, and slapped his forehead desperately, trying to dissolve the strong reaction caused by the ghostly breath.

"And it's irritating tears! It's completely different from emotional tears! Don't pretend to be crying, you bastard!"

I don't know if it was the peppermint oil that started to show its effect, or the method of the ghost lamp. Finally, his heavenly eyes felt a little moist, the discomfort caused by the dust gradually subsided, and his vision regained clarity.

It was only then that Bai Ze realized that his face was covered with tears, and with the dim lighting around him, it was indeed as if he had just cried.

What made him even more embarrassed was that the distance between him and the ghost lamp was so close that it couldn't be any closer.The assistant officer on the opposite side still maintained the posture just now, his body was slightly tilted, and his lips were only an inch away from touching his forehead.

To put it a little more frighteningly, if he was standing in the position of the ghost lamp at this time, and the opposite was replaced by a beautiful girl, then what would happen in the next second could only be a kiss.

Thinking of this, Bai Ze felt his whole body tense up.

When a habitual hunter suddenly turns to the angle of the prey, anyone will be anxious, especially the fingers of the other party are still moving and stroking under his jaw. Thinking of the strange tenderness just now, God knows what will happen later.

Under extreme tension, Bai Ze's thoughts drifted to strange places involuntarily, until the ghost lamp called him.

"Hey."

He raised his head in surprise: "What?"

"I've wanted to ask since just now," Gui Deng raised his finger, "What disgusting thing did you put on your mouth?"

Under the light, his fingers glowed with a soft luster, which must have been rubbed on when he pinched his chin.

"Oh...this." Bai Ze looked away, and wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead by lowering his head and rubbing his eyes, "Lip balm."

He originally planned to go out and hook up with a beautiful ghost girl. Of course, such an important part as the lips must be carefully protected.

"No wonder, it smells like sticky peaches." Ghost Lantern showed disgust, and wiped his fingers carefully with a paper towel.

"Huh? This is a natural product with no fragrance added." Bai Ze took out the lip balm from his pocket and showed him the label on it.

"Lip balm is very effective in softening the lips. The mouth is fragrant and soft, so girls will play and kiss with you."

When he said this, he couldn't help observing Ghost Lamp's lips.

Due to perennial facial paralysis, the corners of Ghost Lamp's mouth have been drooping, and the lips are thin and sharp, as dry and bloodless as he imagined.

"You don't have a mouth but a knife on your face, right?" Bai Ze sighed softly, feeling that the nervousness just now was really unfounded, "Girls will get hurt when they kiss with such lips, or—"

He leaned back on the workbench, resting his chin on one hand, and smiled at him with crooked eyebrows: "You never kissed at all?"

Ghost Lamp seemed to think about this question very seriously, and then said: "I don't think this is something that must be done."

"I'm sorry to inform you that this 'not necessary thing to do' is beyond your imagination." Bai Ze pointed to his lips triumphantly, "As an expert, my skills can give lectures and publish books on education. Human level. Your standard for judging kissing skills is knotting cherry stems, right? I'm better than that."

He raised his chin and stuck out his tongue towards the ghost lamp.

"Do you need me to guide you, Your Excellency the Assistant Virgin?"

"Oh?" Ghost Lantern asked with great interest, "How do you want to give advice?"

Taking advantage of his standing height, he leaned over, propped up on the workbench with one hand, and raised his chin with the other, "Do you want to set an example?"

His tone, demeanor, and movements are all strikingly similar to Cai Cai's inner theater just now.

The ecstatic beast suddenly panicked and lost its voice, and its smile froze instantly.

"...for real?"

He likes to kiss with beginners, he can plunder unscrupulously, and leads the other party to gradually adapt to the rhythm through repeated lip-tongue entanglement, and can take time to observe the other party's green reaction in the middle, the whole process is interesting and enjoyable.

Of course, the premise of enjoying it is that the kissing partner is a cute girl. Kissing with a man is definitely a nightmare.

Thinking of this, a strange picture suddenly popped up in Bai Ze's mind.

The background is the streets decorated with lights and colorful decorations on the day of the Yulan Festival. After the festival, he chased the ghost lamp for a ridiculous reason, and then he suppressed a deep kiss full of spicy taste, and vomited for a whole day afterward.

It's been a long time since this incident happened, and he can hardly remember whether it really happened or just an illusion in his mind.

It is said that a lie told a thousand times will become the truth, and a lie will be believed even in the end.True or false, false or real, once the line of emotion is touched, even the gods and beasts known for their wisdom will be confused.

What's more, he didn't realize at the time that it was all about love.

"Just kidding."

Ghost Lamp let go of his fingers, his expression was as indifferent as usual, "I said, asking me to kiss you wouldn't happen even in a hallucination."

"Really, thank God." Bai Ze jumped off his chair, opened his cupboard familiarly, and found a quick vegetable porridge.

With his back to the ghost lamp, he tore open the package, poured water, and added seasonings. Because he was restless, most of a package of seasonings was spilled.

"I remember that King Yan Mo has arranged a special room for you."

"Expelling guests?" Bai Ze picked up the porridge bowl and sat on his bed unceremoniously, "But it's more comfortable to eat instant food in someone else's room, and it doesn't matter if the soup spills."

"Indeed, it doesn't matter at all." Ghost Lantern picked up the mace and turned it gently like a rubber ballpoint pen.

"I know, I know, leave after eating." Bai Ze was speechless, "It's enough to sleep in the men's room once or twice, and I don't want to stay longer."

"That is to say, you have indeed slept with a man?" Gui Deng took out his mobile phone and quickly pressed a series of numbers, "Gossip magazines will probably like this topic very much, 'Shocking - the same-sex love of the gods and beasts in the kingdom of heaven', What about the title?"

"Huh? I'm not interested in men at all." Bai Ze swallowed a mouthful of vegetables, "It's about the time I went to Penglai to attend the seminar, the organizer didn't count the number of people properly, and it turned out that the room wasn't enough. Qilin's waist is bad, The single room has to be given to him, so Fenghuang and I can only squeeze together."

He lowered his head and laughed, "Fenghuang looks like a child, but his legs and feet are actually very awkward, and the water bed is very high. I hug him when he gets on and off the bed. The old man is really troublesome."

Having said that, both Qilin and Fenghuang have been his colleagues and friends for many years. Before Bai Ze made trouble at the Ghost Lantern Commendation Conference, they were the ones who took care of the aftermath for him.

"So, if you are half as cute as Phoenix, I'll let you get in and out of bed." Bai Ze took the opportunity to tease him in retaliation for his nasty joke just now.

"If you are half as stable as Mr. Fenghuang, it doesn't matter if you come here to eat instant porridge every day." Halfway through speaking, Ghost Lantern suddenly clapped his fists, "No, this comparison is too rude to Mr. Fenghuang."

"Huh? I'm the same generation as Fenghuang! If you say it, you're being rude to me!"

"Sorry, I can't see the peer relationship at all."

"He just looks like a child!"

"No, I mean Mr. Phoenix is ​​more stable and reliable than you, stupid beast."

So the ghosts and gods quarreled again because of boring topics, from naive pinches to mutual attacks, and finally escalated to physical conflicts again. Mr. Fenghuang, who was eating half-price ice cream with a children's card, was in their room. Sneezed innocently all night during the quarrel.