The little star I hold is a real big guy

It's hard to describe how chaotic the scene is right now.

Sitting opposite Zhang Chaohe was Ji Er, Battle of Fate.

Sitting next to Zhang Chaohe is Cheng Jixue, who has a bad relationship.

Diagonally across from Zhang Chaohe, next to Ji Er, sat the eldest brother who was full of spring breeze and never mentioned the theory of "marriage suitability".

And the vicious cannon fodder boss Zhang Chaohe himself held chopsticks in his hand and forced a smile: What a fucking weird dinner atmosphere—how could there be such a strange arrangement?Could it be that the brothers of the Zhang family are all the reincarnations of Daji?

Zhang Chaohe watched with his own eyes that the "unfathomable, mysterious and terrifying" Ji Erye in the article happily picked up a small yellow croaker for his elder brother. His posture was shy and lively; I poured myself a cup of fresh fruit tea.

And between the protagonist's attack and attack, the eyes of both sides sparkled, and each was very hard--too hard to kill each other.

Zhang Chaohe pinched his temples in despair: what went wrong?

And there is indeed a silent eye struggle between the two daughters-in-law-to-be at the dining table.

Ji Boyang: Save me, save me, what should I say?

Ji Tingduan: I can’t save myself, I can’t save myself)

The two of them never made any relevant crisis plans at all... After all, no one expected that the elder brother's land reclamation pushes the map as fast as a rocket.

There is no time left for a series of offerings!

Zhang Yinshan watched the half-hearted eye contact between the two, and calmly moved a cup of soup for Ji Boyang: "Drink some of this."

Ji Boyang immediately forgot about the unlucky second uncle, revealing a surprised and shy expression.

Zhang Chaohe, who had witnessed everything, looked away in pain: "Help, my eyes are so hot!"

Cheng Jixue was also very surprised by the current situation - he didn't expect that Ji Boyang not only overtook the other car in a corner suddenly, and gave himself a higher level;

Cheng Jixue: After 20 years of hard work, look back at the time before liberation.

"I think I almost misunderstood Xiao Ji and Diandian at the beginning," Ms. Zhao said with a smile, "It turns out that the fate is predestined early in the morning. It should be my daughter-in-law or my family!"

Ms. Zhao is about to write the winner of her life on her face right now: Not only did her daughter-in-law fall from the sky overnight, she successfully sold two unsalable products that were on the verge of expiration in inventory. !

It's hard to find TvT even with a lantern;

Zhang Yinshan also smiled: "I have to thank Diandian. If Diandian hadn't helped me in the middle, I wouldn't have known Xiao Ji."

Creating a business empire together is just around the corner!

Ji Boyang's thoughts jumped: "Wow, two... Brother He, your nickname is really cute!"

It was so dangerous, I almost blurted out the words Second Aunt!

Zhang Chaohe: Don't call me Brother He, I really can't bear it!

Seeing that Ji Er, who was supposed to instruct Big Truck to kill him because of jealousy according to the original plan, is now married to his eldest brother, Zhang Chaohe couldn't tell what it was like.

Probably when you were fully armed and walked towards the devil, the devil took out a slingshot and shot you... and then surrendered.

Zhang Chaohe thought to himself, what is the use of my efforts?

So is the threat of death and bankruptcy lifted?Ji Er wouldn't be so mad, he still wants to kill the old man!

Although I heard that there is a scene of robbery and robbery in the back of the original text, but the second season in front of me doesn't seem to have such a mind... and this time, the second season is in love with the eldest brother, whoever does it first seems to be true not good?

While thinking, Zhang Chaohe took a bite of the minced garlic ribs, and then, without accident, he bit the bone—Cheng Jixue hurriedly handed him water, watching Zhang Chaohe's wrinkled face wrinkled in pain and shaking his head in pain.

Zhang Dong was amused by his younger son's reckless appearance, he looked at Cheng Jixue lovingly and said: "I heard that the elder of Xiao Cheng's family has passed away, this will be your second home from now on, I will keep your room alone, Go home and live if you have nothing to do."

Cheng Jixue, who was "passed away by the two elders", bowed her head in guilt, and nodded in agreement. Zhang Dong only thought that he was too touched and shy, so he turned to tell Ji Boyang.

Cheng Jixue really dare not say that the two elders are not only alive and kicking, but everyone met at the summit some time ago, and Ji Boyang felt guilty when he looked at Zhang Yinshan who cared for him: "..."

In case the second uncle takes the blame in the future, won't he also sit down by the way!

How about I report it in advance!Ji Boyang's eyes rolled wildly—trying to be lenient for those who have committed crimes and meritorious service, anyway, the second uncle will definitely be at the bottom of the family in the future, as long as I get the second aunt's glory and wealth first, wouldn't it be easy to get?

As a result, the next second, when he glanced past the second uncle, he happened to look at the second uncle's dark eyes that seemed to be able to see through him: Forget it, Ji Boyang's backstabbing thoughts were instantly extinguished——I also Gotta live until then.

However, just when Ji Boyang had given up his betrayal activities, Ms. Zhao suddenly asked: "Grandpa Xiao Ji is really tough. Last time I met him, I couldn't believe that the old man in his 80s is so tough!"

Ji Boyang's first reaction was to look at his second aunt—what if the second aunt realizes something is wrong!

As a result, the second aunt was happily watching the conversation between him and Ms. Zhao with a spoon in her mouth, completely unaware of the chaotic generational difference: Ji Boyang realized that it seemed... that he was able to hide from the second aunt for so long was not simply because of the second aunt. Uncle has good acting skills and full-bodied characters.

Maybe it's because Second Aunt is really too slow sometimes...

But at present, four of the six people on the table are smart, he dare not take it lightly, he just wants to get rid of this problem quickly, so he blatantly said: "The old man does Tai Chi every day, and he is in good health!"

Then he actively changed the subject: "My parents want to see you two. When my father comes back from abroad, my parents will pick a time to come and visit!"

But Ji Boyang didn't realize that his level of topic transfer was too low - there was at least a roundabout distance from his grandfather to other family members, but he took the initiative to talk to other relatives, which greatly reduced the straight line. path!

Cheng Jixue was not in a good mood—as expected, Ms. Zhao immediately retorted seriously in the next second: "How can you let your parents come to visit us? You are so young and you are with the boss, so let him give you more time." , of course we are going to visit your parents!"

Zhang Yinshan was poked in pain, and he retorted helplessly: "Why am I getting old—"

Then Ms. Zhao changed the subject: "Look at the age difference between you and Diandian... By the way, I remember that Xiao Ji's family is also in a similar situation. There is also a second uncle who is not too old?"

Cheng Jixue:! !

Ji Boyang:! !

Ji Boyang subconsciously looked at Cheng Jixue for help: How could this happen?

Cheng Jixue was numb - what should I say if the pot is not opened and which pot is not opened?

Ji Boyang struggled for a long time, and finally replied: "Well...that's how it is."

He was racking his brains trying to pass this topic directly, and hurriedly picked out the second uncle, but Zhang Chaohe, who was belatedly aware of it, suddenly sat up straight and looked at Ji Boyang in disbelief: "You still have a second uncle?" uncle?"

Ji Boyang: I'm screwed!

He looked at the second uncle desperately, trying to find a solution to the problem on the other side's face that was as lifeless as a sculpture, and the ancient well had no waves. As a result, the second uncle seemed to have lost his soul, and he couldn't get any effective feedback!

Facing Zhang Chaohe's anxious expression, Ji Boyang tried to delay his death by hesitating: "Ah... um..."

Ms. Zhao saw her youngest son almost jumping up to eat people, and coughed lightly to smooth things over: "A little bit!" She actively explained for Xiao Ji who seemed to be frightened: "Yes, Xiao Ji has a second uncle , but he has not been present behind the scenes, even your father has never seen him."

"Is it Xiao Ji?"

The hot potato was thrown at Ji Boyang again, and Ji Boyang thought how could it be, my second uncle is eating with everyone at the table now!

But can it be said--it can't!

Even if the sky falls today, he still has to guard the last underpants for his second uncle!

Ignoring the second uncle who was already wandering around the world, Ji Boyang began to use all his wisdom to speak well for his second uncle: "Yes! My second uncle is indifferent to fame and fortune, and has always pursued lofty artistic pursuits. He is not confused by worldly fame and fortune, and lives in seclusion all year round. , with a gentle personality and handsome appearance, and clean and self-sufficient..."

"My goal is to become someone like Second Uncle!"

Mr. Zhang nodded approvingly: "Mr. Ji Er is indeed very low-key, presumably he should be a glorious figure."

Ji Boyang: I hope you feel the same way in the future?

And Zhang Chaohe got PTSD when he heard the word "Ji Er", he widened his eyes in disbelief: "Wait a minute..." He looked at Ji Boyang: "Isn't it you who people in the world call Ji Erye?"

Before Ji Boyang could come up with any reason to bring this matter back, Ms. Zhao had already smiled and pointedly exposed him: "If you listen to Xiao Ji's name, you should know that Xiao Ji doesn't have any brothers——Ji Er is usually called Ji Er His second uncle's!"

Zhang Chaohe sat down for a while in despair, his mind full of "It's over".

It's over, I made a mistake, Ji Boyang is not Ji Er, Ji Er is his second uncle... So I still robbed the protagonist Shou, the protagonist Gong is still watching him from the shadows, and the big truck is on call!

Zhang Chaohe wanted to cry but had no tears. Like a flower that was about to wither, he asked angrily, "Then...you or your second uncle, who is stronger?"

Zhang Yinshan glanced at him, then at Ji Boyang, and then at Cheng Jixue who had already started to bow his head to death, showing a thoughtful expression.

Cheng Jixue... Cheng Jixue's heart is ashamed now.

He feels that as long as today, at this moment, at this table, he is not exposed in public and then kicked out by the furious Zhang Chaohe, he is willing to pay all the price, even if he loses his family and becomes a pauper!

And just now Ji Boyang was looking at him all the time, which made Zhang Yinshan a little suspicious, and was looking at him calmly... He hoped that his nephew would be smarter and stop looking at him! !

Isn't everyone beautiful like this?You can blow it hard, but just pretend you don't know me, can't you?

Perhaps his prayer was finally heard by his nephew, who said enthusiastically and firmly: "Of course it's my second uncle! Not only does my second uncle beat me by the number of shares he owns, but my dad and grandpa often praise him for how smart he is, no matter how smart he is." What you do is the best in the field, really amazing!"

Ji Boyang turned into a fanatic fan of his second uncle, and praised his second uncle like nothing else in the world, trying to pave the way for a perfect image of his second uncle in the hearts of the Zhang family!

In the end, he saw Zhang Chaohe's expression was even more painful!

Ji Boyang: Isn't the praise enough?Intensify!

Zhang Chaohe: I thought you could stop your second uncle in the future (pain mask? jpg);

Ms. Zhao has noticed that Zhang Chaohe's state is a little bit wrong, and was about to ask him if there is any discomfort, Zhang Chaohe has already asked: "If, I mean, if I fight with your second uncle in the future, who will you help? ?”

Ji Boyang was taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "Huh? Why did you fight? Are you on the bed?"

Everyone:! ?

Zhang Dong and Ms. Zhao's eyes were dull, Zhang Yinshan's expression was unbearable - Zhang Chaohe was so frightened that he almost jumped up, and the second uncle... the second uncle had probably turned into snow-white ashes.

Ji Boyang finally realized what he just blurted out!He wailed: "No, no, no! I didn't mean that!!"

He eagerly stood up and straddled the sumptuous dinner on the table, trying to grab the arm of the second aunt on the opposite side, Ji Boyang's liver and gallbladder were torn, and his brain was running fast, so there is no way to argue now.

No.

how round?

There is no way to circle.

Ji Boyang wished he could go back and cover his mouth - he had secret conversations with his second uncle every day, and he was used to calling each other his second aunt, so that the first word that popped out of his mind when he saw Brother He was "second aunt".

In addition, in order to fall in love recently, Ji Boyang also read some literature that is not suitable for children to read... His thoughts have become dirty to the color of pineapple pie!

Ji Boyang looked at everyone's eyes focused on him, and his second aunt's complicated eyes full of shock, pain and disbelief, and finally realized that he also had only one way to go...

In the next second, Ji Boyang rolled his eyes and passed out with a plop!

I'm sorry, Aunt Zhao, I also learned this from you!

Since his physical condition is much better than Ms. Zhao's, so he didn't bother to look for a horn for a vacation - Ji Boyang closed his eyes and knocked back, but fortunately, Zhang Yinshan caught him quickly and did not let the back of his head land on the ground Pretending to be dizzy becomes really dizzy.

At this time, Zhang Dong and Ms. Zhao didn't care about Ji Boyang's outrageous words just now, they stood up quickly and asked their aunt to call an ambulance.

Zhang Yinshan slowly squeezed Ji Boyang's hand from an angle that no one else could see—Ji Boyang gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and pretended to be dizzy, and resolutely ignored him!

It's over... In despair, Ji Boyang could only try to empty his body, pretending to have lost consciousness.

The last time Ms. Zhao fainted was at the right time and place, and the only one who stood by Ms. Zhao's side was a foolish second aunt—this time he and his second uncle went into the wolf's den alone, and Zhang Yinshan ruthlessly saw through him as soon as he passed out!

Zhang Yinshan felt that the heart in Ji Boyang's chest was about to pop out, and he immediately felt very funny.He changed his posture and embraced Ji Boyang to prevent him from knocking himself out of his mind, while looking up at Cheng Jixue.

The two people looked at each other through the farce, like two young wolves evaluating each other - a moment later Zhang Yinshan was the first to show a sinister smile.

If Zhang Chaohe wasn't here, he would probably just make me disappear.Cheng Jixue thought sadly... It's over, it's really over this time, the uncle must know.

Is it far from knowing...?Cheng Jixue gave Zhang Chaohe a desperate look, but Zhang Chaohe thought he was worried about Ji Boyang's nonsense just now, so he quickly grabbed his hand and said earnestly: "Don't listen to Ji Boyang's nonsense, you know I hate Ji Boyang so much. Second, I like you and don't like him!"

Cheng Jixue: Cheng Jixue is almost in tears.

How did things get to this point?Is this the leak in the house and the rain all night, and the fire pouring meat on it?

Like a saw-mouthed gourd, he looked up at his uncle who was calm and calm, looking at him as if he was watching a play, and then looked at Zhang Chaohe's shining eyes.

The little conscience left finally ached slightly.

The ambulance quickly took Ji Boyang away, and Zhang Yinshan stopped everyone on purpose and followed him alone.

Zhang Dong and Ms. Zhao looked at it worriedly for a while, and then remembered that there was another Cheng Jixue who was depressed and sad. Ms. Zhao comforted him: "What is this kid talking about, Xiao Ji? Xiao Cheng, don't let it go." In your heart, you know what kind of person Dian Dian is, he will never do such a thing! When Xiao Ji wakes up, Auntie must ask him to apologize to you!"

Zhang Dong also swore: "Zhang Chaohe dares to do something that I'm sorry for you, I will break his leg!"

Cheng Jixue felt that her leg was so painful - he was so guilty now that he bowed his head and seriously considered whether paying the price of a leg could save the situation a little...

But in the hospital, Ji Boyang, a medical problem, went through a round of examinations and nothing happened. The doctor could only say that he was too tired and he would be fine after a rest.

Everyone was gone, and the surroundings finally became quiet. Ji Boyang was still holding on and dared not open his eyes, but he heard Zhang Yinshan say with a half-smile: "There's no one else, get up."

Ji Boyang tried his best to pretend to be dead and remained motionless.

Zhang Yinshan thought that this kid was quite loyal, so he sighed: "Then I can only go back and ask Cheng Jixue in front of my parents now."

Ji Boyang pounced and got up, scratching his head in despair: "No, no, you still ask me! We have something to talk about!"

I'm sorry, Uncle...you still haven't kept your underpants!

Zhang Yinshan sat down satisfied, and said in a firm tone: "So his surname is Ji, right?"

The author says:

Nephew: I'm sorry Second Uncle, I committed seppuku! !

Second Uncle: Has it turned into snow-white ash? jpg;

Big Brother: sharpen the knife and go to Duan Duan;

There is a strong enemy outside and pig teammates inside, so there is no way to hide it hahaha!

Chirp to feed the cutie!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!