The little star I hold is a real big guy

As long as Cheng Jixue turned over to Zhang Chaohe's side, he could see Chen Tezhu's honest and honest face.

He turned back, gritted his teeth secretly for a while, and still couldn't help but turn back to look at Zhang Chaohe——As a result, Special Assistant Chen just turned around, shaking the mountain for a moment, and then completely covered Zhang Chaohe's body. Wrapped in its own shadow.

Cheng Jixue: Did I violate the rules of heaven in my previous life, and is it worth sending Wuzhishan to suppress me?

Cheng Jixue stared at it for a long time, and finally angrily turned back to sleep facing the cabinet.He just closed his eyes, but Zhang Chaohe suddenly opened them, and then sneaked over the back of Chen Tezhu's fluffy head to look at the opposite side: "..."

He thought to himself that it was fortunate that Special Assistant Chen had fallen from the sky, otherwise what would he do if he fell asleep in a daze in the middle of the night and went up?

Shark kills?It seems that this is the only way to keep his fame!

Zhang Chaohe was extremely sad, he wrapped himself tightly, fixed it on the bed and fell asleep - but the moment he closed his eyes, Chen Tezhu also secretly opened one eye!

He carefully observed both sides first, and found that Mr. Zhang and Concubine Yao had already fallen asleep, so he secretly let out a breath.

In order for Mr. Zhang not to make a big mistake, you really paid a lot, Xiao Chen!He cheers for himself: Human beings are tempted to make big mistakes, and then they need a friend of justice to stop them!

The three people had three thoughts, each of them had their own thoughts, and they entered their respective dreams smoothly.

On the second day, the original plan was to go mountain climbing, but it rained heavily, and the two groups of guests had to take a vacation.It is very interesting to watch the rain in the small courtyard. After leaving the steel city with high-rise buildings and asphalt roads, the soil and vegetation will emit a unique and pleasant smell in rainy days under the washing of rain.

Whenever Zhang Chaohe smelled this special water vapor when he was a child, he knew that he would be able to sleep well this afternoon.Even the strongest rolling thunder in the world couldn't wake him up. In his dream, the sound of thunder was like the prelude to a drum set.

Wait a minute, when I was a child... I lived on the 8th floor of the employee community, how could I smell this smell?

Zhang Chaohe pinched the corners of his eyes, but suddenly there was a gust of wind around him, and someone sat down beside him.He turned his head and saw Cheng Jixue holding two bright orange oranges in his hand: "Choose one?"

Two oranges of about the same size were lying in the palms of Cheng Jixue, one was fat and fat, probably because of its thick skin; the other was smaller and smoother, probably because of its thinner skin .

Zhang Chaohe coughed, then took the thick-skinned one away: "This one is easier to peel."

The two sat on the threshold, eating oranges and watching the torrential rain—if there were any old people here, they would definitely beat them down with a cane.Although the crew said that there was no shooting schedule during this period, the cameraman still secretly took two pictures of their backs sitting with their knees hugged.

So lonely, as if there are only two stray cats cuddling together in the whole world.

In the next second, one of the stray cats said, "Oh, I really want to eat curry rice."

The melancholy atmosphere was broken in an instant, Cheng Jixue had no choice but to get up, and went to realize Mr. Zhang's great dream... There were two fat ducks before, and I happened to take one. The duck meat was used to stew curry, and the skeleton was left to make soup.

Zhang Chaohe sat outside alone for a while again, staring aimlessly at the vast rain curtain for a long time, not knowing what he was thinking.After a while, he stood up lazily and patted the dust on his buttocks, then went to the kitchen and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

Cheng Jixue thought for a while: "Then you can chop some mushrooms."

Zhang Chaohe began to resign himself to cutting mushrooms. The mushrooms he cut were as good as when he cut potatoes with a hob.

Zhang Chaohe also thought proudly - it is indeed the last work in the woodcarving competition, successfully maintaining my usual level of performance!

On the other hand, Cheng Jixue glanced at him, and then at him again, with a worried expression on his face: "Don't cut your hands."

Zhang Chaohe: That's not enough?

The three people who stayed in the small courtyard thought they could finish their lunch slowly, but when it was almost noon, the rain lightened a little bit, and the four guests who stayed in the villa rushed back against the rain for the recording in the afternoon.

As soon as he entered the room, Lu Tao laughed: "It smells so good!"

Zhang Chaohe was holding a bowl of duck soup like a refugee fleeing famine, and raised his head with dull eyes when he heard this:?

When Cheng Jixue saw that the others had come back, she reached out her hand and said, "What's more, I cooked a lot, let's have some soup to warm up."

So, Zhang Chaohe could only watch helplessly as he could have had three bowls of duck soup, but in a blink of an eye this bowl was left: He secretly said to Cheng Jixue, "I want to drink five yellow chicken soup when I go home!!"

Cheng Jixue squinted her eyes happily: "Okay, then I'll find someone to order the medicinal materials in advance."

He said go home!Cheng Jixue thought happily—two days ago, a cousin who was famous for his love brain called him to ask him about the company. After the matter was finished, the cousin was ready to hang up, but suddenly Cheng Jixue said: " I think I understand you."

Cousin Big Brother: What do you understand?

I think you'd better not get it wrong!

And Zhao Xinyue didn't expect to come back at noon to catch up with a delicious lunch. She was happily drinking soup with a bowl, when she saw Mr. Zhang squatting on the steps and staring at the rain in a daze.

Zhao Xinyue in the past: Xiao Zhang always worried a lot about the affairs of the company and the program group.

Zhao Xinyue now: He must be sad because the soup was robbed by us!

I have to say that the Tibetan fox can already synchronize its thoughts with the geese... After the melancholy lunch, although the rain stopped, it still could not meet the conditions for going up the mountain safely.So the program team temporarily changed the schedule, planning to have a "Rain Talk" in the small courtyard this afternoon.

And the topic of chatting is well thought out - everyone has to show a special talent for others to imitate, and the one with the least number of successful imitations wins!

"I suggest adding restrictions, not skills related to your own occupation!" Lu Tao raised his hand suddenly: "Otherwise, Xiao Cheng will directly perform a piece of Peking Opera, and no one can imitate it!"

Therefore, under Lu Tao's suggestion, the game rules were patched with "other than their own profession".Everyone rethinks what skills they have that others can't.

At the end of the countdown, the old guest group carried forward the fine tradition of humility and friendship, and one day elected Feng Yingyu to be the first to perform the talent show.

Feng Yingyu sighed: "I really paid a lot..." Then he raised his elbow calmly: "Then I will perform a tongue licking elbow for everyone!"

Other guests: ? ?

Not so hard!

The actor Feng Yingyu was the first to open the book, threw his own actor halo on the ground and stomped on it, and performed the stunt of licking his elbow with his tongue - as expected, no guest present could perform a similar operation!

Of course, it may be that everyone is more shameless...

The second person to play was Xiao Chen, the queen of the song. Xiao Chen smiled slightly and took out a Rubik's Cube from the suitcase?

I saw that she first stuck the hair band that she usually used to wash her face on her forehead, observed the current position and structure of the Rubik's Cube, and then pulled the hair band to cover her eyes, her hands swished like Seiko mechanical arms!

Blind Rubik's Cube!

Although it will be much slower than the kind of geniuses often challenged on TV to challenge the world record, it is still a height that is difficult for other guests present - all the guests applauded involuntarily.

I really can't learn this...

Xiao Chen stepped off the stage with a smile, and ordered Lu Tao to continue the performance.

Lu Tao, a sharp and famous talker, he doesn't know Xiao Chen's technical talents, but he also smiled confidently: "Thank the audience friends for loving me, I have been among the famous talkers for so many years, today, I will let my name Mouth deserves its name!"

I saw Lu Tao took a step forward, pinched his chin with his bare hands, flexibly exerted force... and took off his entire mandible!

Guests: ? ?

The famous mouth suddenly changed to the famous mouth, and other guests were so scared that they hurriedly gathered around. As a result, Lu Tao made another force in the opposite direction, and he easily put his chin back on!

The director, who was still in shock, held a loudspeaker and emphasized discipline again: "Don't engage in these dangerous operations! What if this broadcast leaves children with a wrong perception!"

Lu Tao explained with a wry smile: "I have temporomandibular disorder syndrome, and I have almost formed a habitual temporomandibular dislocation for so many years. If it is more serious, I will have to go for surgery."

However, he still deliberately added a reminder "Don't imitate dangerous actions".

As for the old guest group, Luan Zhang was the last to appear on stage——Luan Zhang was really frowning. He looked at the director group: "Is it special?"

"I can drink two and a half catties of liquor." Luan Zhang spoke hesitantly: "This can't be a show, right?"

After the performance, he can probably sleep directly with pay until the end of the recording.

Director group: Why do they give me problems one by one!

He signaled the recording to be paused, and begged the famous director who was able to socialize at the wine table just by looking at it: "Director Luan...our show will be broadcast anyway, let's change it!"

If one really had his jaw removed and the other drank two and a half catties of liquor, I'm afraid this episode of the program will be directly detained by the General Administration, and no one of you can figure it out!

Luan Zhang was helpless with a hint of forbearance: "Then what can I do! The nature of my work is like this. I am usually too busy either on the set or at the wine table... Do you think my good movies and good resources are all Did it fall from the sky?"

While Luan Zhang was still struggling with the director team, the new guest Jiasheng trio began to communicate with each other.

Zhang Chaohe first asked in a low voice: "What are you all planning to perform?"

Zhao Xinyue answered sadly: "It's really difficult for me, singing and dancing must be within the scope of my business... After all, I am a female idol."

Just as Zhang Chaohe wanted to express his sympathy, Zhao Xinyue suddenly sighed: "Could it be that I can only perform the miraculous endorsement skills that I have never forgotten?"

Zhang Chaohe:?

Isn't this stuff from novels?Is there really someone who can memorize everything at a glance?

Just as he was about to refute, he heard Zhao Xinyue sigh again: "But the person my manager gave me is a stupid beauty, wouldn't it be bad to be too smart?"

Zhang Chaohe was a little autistic when he heard this ordinary saying on the spot: You never know if your favorite stupid beauty girl idol is secretly a genius who can't forget books.

He didn't want to chat with Master Versailles, so he could only choose to turn around and talk to Cheng Jixue: "Have you thought about what to perform?"

Cheng Jixue pondered: "I have a little idea...how about you, Mr. Zhang?"

Zhang Chaohe was very proud: "I'm going to make a big one!"

He's going to perform... Invert, stand, wash, head!

I still remember that at the wine table back then, he, Zhang, once set up the flag without shame—"Unless I want to go bankrupt, I will never take care of you! If I violate this oath, I, Zhang Chaohe, will wash my hair upside down and refuse to eat instant noodles." seasoning bag!"

Thinking about it now, I was really young and frivolous at that time... It was just a slap in the face, but it was absolutely impossible not to eat the seasoning packet, so I had to wash my hair upside down!

I'm sorry, God Buddha, God of Creation!Please return the vow I made back then - I am willing to wash my hair upside down to make up for the mistakes I made when I was young and ignorant!

And Luan Zhang over there has already finished negotiating with the program group, and the clip of "drinking two catties" just now was cut out.

Luan Zhang spoke again: "I can do two somersaults in a row—but Xiao Cheng is an actor, so he can definitely do this."

It's really not easy to tell this lie... Cheng Jixue could only nod calmly.

Although Luan Zhang didn't have any strange skills to win this competition, he performed two consecutive somersaults at a superb level and won the applause of the guests!

Now it's the turn of the new guests, the Jiasheng trio.Zhao Xinyue was afraid that the two of them would do some tricks in front of her, and would make herself look like an idiot, so she was the first to go on stage.

She asked the program crew for a bottle of ordinary mineral water, then unscrewed the cap and held it in her hand.I saw Zhao Xinyue showing a sweet and lovable smile unique to female idols: "Our singers and dancers have a lot of lung capacity, and we usually have a tight time for dance practice and are very tired, so... we drink water very quickly."

"Next, I will challenge to drink a regular 8ml bottle of mineral water within 550 seconds!"

Zhang Chaohe:? ?

Wait a minute... Don't you want to endorse it!Why did it suddenly roll up in such a strange direction? !

Zhao Xinyue stood in the middle of the venue, then raised the mineral water and started to show off!The mineral water bottle was almost deflated at the speed of vacuum pumping—in just a few seconds, the entire mineral water bottle immediately turned into a lump of pinched plastic!

The other guests couldn't believe their eyes—probably they didn't expect this female idol to be so stupid...Xiao Chen was also a female guest, and they only challenged elegantly twisting the Rubik's Cube. She, Zhao Xinyue, actually drank an entire bottle of mineral water...

The timing of the program group ended, and it was really less than 8s.

Within 8 seconds, Zhao Xinyue drained a whole bottle of mineral water like a ruthless kettle!

Luan Zhang was silent: "Young people are really hardworking!"

After he finished speaking, he cast his eyes on Zhang Chaohe and Cheng Jixue who were still standing aside.

There was hope in his eyes.

Zhang Chaohe: Why did you suddenly get rolled up passively?He turned his gaze to Cheng Jixue again, and said in his heart, my dear Duanduan, you will definitely join hands with me to fight the introversion, right?

Cheng Jixue showed him a "reassuring" smile, and Zhang Chaohe immediately felt sure--the next second, Cheng Jixue uttered the most terrifying words in his gentle and calm voice: "Then Let me show you how to split bricks with bare hands."

Zhang Chaohe slowly pulled out an incomprehensible question mark:?

The guest group also deducted countless question marks with dull faces:? ?

The director team immediately presented the earth bricks prepared in advance, and the bricks were turned around in the hands of other guests to confirm that no cheating methods such as gluing and splicing were used.

A solid piece, a brick.

While Zhang Chaohe was distressed that Cheng Jixue had betrayed their anti-introduction camp and made the performance more difficult by himself; on the other hand, he was worried that when he split bricks, his hand would be broken and fractured!

He also tried to dissuade him with good intentions: You said your weak little arm, in case you—

In the next second, Cheng Jixue pressed half a brick against the edge of the table, then raised her hand and struck cleanly!

The brick instantly shattered into two pieces with a muffled sound of "Tom", half of which fell to the ground, while the other half remained safely on the table.The guests rushed over to pick up the broken bricks on the ground, and showed the stubble of the bricks to the camera——

And Cheng Jixue suddenly smiled at Zhang Chaohe, the smile was so gentle and indifferent, as always, but it was unfathomable, terrifying, and extremely sinister.

Zhang Chaohe took a step back: Why did this person open the book behind my back?

Cheng Jixue faked a smile, but thought in her heart: I can't show weakness forever, this is a good time to prove me!

He is like a male peacock eager to try, hopping around in front of his sweetheart, wagging his beautiful big tail, trying to get the other's attention - but he didn't find that the other's feathers were blown up?

Zhang Chaohe: Curse me?you are done!

Washing your hair upside down is obviously more handsome than splitting bricks with your bare hands... Everyone was shocked by Cheng Jixue's amazing skill, and looked at him with admiration.Zhang Chaohe looked at it for a while, and finally made up his mind——

The program team guided him: "Mr. Zhang, what skills have you prepared this time?"

Zhang Chaohe thought in his heart that it was just a roll?

roll!Roll out strong, roll out self-confidence, the overlord will never admit defeat! !

He also imitated the composure and composure of the previous few when showing their stunts, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised in a violent and cool manner, showing the demeanor of the overlord to the fullest!

"I'll show you a... handstand and wear a T-shirt!"

Guest group: "What?"

What is the composition of your Jiasheng?

Is it a circus re-employment or a serious entertainment company? ?

The author says:

Tell me, did any of the little fools really try to lick their elbows with their tongues? (love)

8k is normal tonight (whispered);

Thanks for feeding the little ones! !Boo boo!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!