After the apprenticeship, I became a hater

"Woooooo..." Chang'an's eyes turned red all of a sudden, "Mother, don't leave Chang'an..."

Chang'an is young, with delicate and beautiful appearance, acting coquettishly and foolishly only makes people's heart go soft, wishing that everything would depend on him.

only……

I scratched my head and made my hair messy and messy.

Today, in order to chase that old ghost, I stayed in that ghostly place all day, and my whole body was soaked by the stench of that place.

And because I wanted to be lazy and sleep late, I didn't wash up. Now... I raised my sleeve and smelled it, and I felt that I could still smell the stinky smell on my body.

Hey, I took a look at Chang'an. Little Chang'an is so small, so soft, and still smells like milk.

Such a small piece of milk cake, I am afraid that it will melt in my mouth, and I am afraid that it will break when I hold it in my hand.

And I was dirty and smelly, as long as I thought of sleeping in the same bed with him, I felt awkward and flustered.

In fact, I deliberately arranged for me and Chang An to share a room alone. There is a deeper reason for not sleeping with him.

It's a bit embarrassing to say it.

According to Xu Fanglai, a fat man, I may not sleep very well——

"Xie Xiaowan, [-] years old, beating someone in a dream." - Xu Fanglai was the one who described it.

I didn't believe it at first.

But Xu Fanglai swears and speaks plausibly. When he sued me for blackness, his face still had bruises from my punching. It doesn't look like lying.

Later, when I was allocated my own mountain, I slept alone all the time. When I woke up, I found that I didn’t notice any movements when I was sleeping except that I would run around under the quilt. I guess it was Xu Fang who exaggerated.

But even if my sleeping posture does not reach the level of beating someone in a dream like Xu Fanglai said, my sleeping posture and the rules are definitely not compatible. Maybe I turn over, stretch my arms, and lift my legs...

I was afraid that I would accidentally hurt Xiao Chang'an after I fell asleep.

Little Chang'an is no rougher and thicker than Xu Fanglai, he has thin skin and tender flesh, completely full of milk, what if he gets hit by me and it breaks.

Ouch, it hurts to think about it.

"...I didn't want to leave you behind." I was so sleepy that my mind was dazed, my thoughts froze, and the voice that fell into my ears echoed round and round.

My eyelids were fighting, I was yawning constantly, and I just wanted to fall asleep.

But Xiao Changan was so wronged, how could I have the mood to go to sleep, I forced myself to use my drowsy mind to think of words to coax him: "You sleep next door tonight, it doesn't matter if you like this room... "

At this time, I didn't realize that Little Chang'an was just clinging to me. I just thought, no matter how unafraid of life he looked at, he was still a child after all, and he would be afraid of sleeping alone.

"Well," I thought for a while, thinking I had come up with a good idea, I discussed with him: "Do you remember the beautiful sister who greeted us downstairs before? I will let her sleep with you tonight Ok?"

"...don't want her," Little Chang'an's eyes were full of water, and when he spoke again, his voice was already crying: "wuwuwu, don't want others..."

Don't want anyone else, just me.

I don't know if this little stubborn temper followed his father or his mother. My head is getting bigger.

It's good to wash off the stinky body, but how can I solve my bad sleeping posture?

tie me up?

I wrinkled my handsome face and tried to persuade Chang'an: "Beautiful sister is very gentle and can tell stories to little Chang'an..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

I watched his tears fall as soon as he said it, and my head was dumbfounded.

"Mother, mother... woo woo... Changan wants to be with mother..."

"Ouch," I saw that little Chang'an was crying so hard that he was almost out of breath, and I became even more flustered, concentrating on coaxing him: "My heart is broken from crying, poor little boy."

"Look at you, you're crying like a little tabby cat, don't cry, don't cry."

Little Chang'an's crying is not the usual howling of those children. If he makes a lot of noise and rolls around, I might find him annoying, but little Chang'an's crying is like a kitten. Heart piercing panic.

I was helpless because of his crying, I just knew "Yes, yes, good, good, good, good, good, I will depend on you."

"Okay, okay," I patted the bed and sighed, "Come and sleep." Big deal, I won't sleep tonight.

It was considered as practice, and I sighed helplessly in my heart.

"Oh~" Little Chang'an stopped his tears in an instant, and cheered joyfully.As soon as he turned around and closed the door, he ran over on his short legs.

He propped his arms on the edge of the bed, weighed his toes, and crawled onto the bed without me having time to help him.

Little Changan climbed onto my bed with sex, but he didn’t crawl into the bed by himself. He sat down on the edge of the bed, kicked off his shoes and took off his robe, leaving only the white obscene clothes and obscene clothes on his body. pants.

More like a glutinous rice dumpling.

I had fun watching it, oh, and I also pay attention to wearing dirty shoes and not going to bed directly, the adults at home taught me to love cleanliness.

From the time I let go to the time he climbed onto the bed, Little Chang'an's set of movements was unimaginably neat.

It probably didn't take a quarter of an hour to add up, and the movements are so skillful that it seems that they have been rehearsed thousands of times.

I can't laugh or cry.

Vaguely, I felt that something was wrong, but it was difficult to tell what went wrong for a while.

I always feel as if... I have been tricked.

By Changan, this brat?

I look down at him.

The warm and soft glutinous rice dumpling squirmed into my bed: "Mother."

I tucked the quilt for him conveniently, followed his words and responded: "Yes."

When I came back to my senses, oh, I was really caught by him.

When I think about it, I find it funny.

An ancestor who had lived for hundreds of years was unknowingly surrounded by a little boy who was not as big as himself.

It was just that Little Chang'an called "Mother" a few times, as if he had been poured into some ecstasy soup, and he answered the "Mother" in a daze.

Not only taking care of the children, coaxing them, but also providing sleeping services, she has already fulfilled her duties as a "mother" very naturally.

It was really eaten to death by him.

I thought to myself, patting Xiao Changan's back repeatedly, the job of putting him to sleep went quite naturally.

Little Chang'an huddled by my hand, pulled the quilt to cover half of his face: "I'm so happy."

"You're happy now?" I was amused in my heart, and I saw that there were no tears on Little Chang'an's face.

I realized it all at once, wow, this little unlucky kid.

He was pretending to cry just now.

You can cry when you cry, you can laugh when you laugh, you can let go of your tears freely, how good is this little brat?

He is not very young, but he has a lot of eyes.

I almost laughed out loud, but I didn't think he was so annoying: "Hey, didn't you make it a long time ago that I would promise you?"

Chang An came up to me, kissed me on the cheek, and said with a sweet smile: "Mother is the best."

I have lived for hundreds of years, and I have been beaten and injured. The closest thing I do to a person is the hooking of brothers. The cub kissed.

Very light and soft, as if with his sweet milky smell.

Chang'an smiled, and crawled to my hand: "Mother is the best in the world, Chang'an likes mother so much..."

"Why is the mouth so sweet, is it honey?" I scratched the tip of his nose with my fingers, and joked, "Don't you think I'm sweaty?"

"It doesn't stink," Changan leaned close to my neck, sniffed it like a puppy, and came to a conclusion that made me laugh: "Mother Xiangxiang."

He smiled sweetly, "Xiangxiang! It smells so good!"

I knew he was coaxing me, but I still couldn't stop feeling giddy.

Hey.I figured it out, and I still really like it.

Like a puppy, rub against you wetly, act coquettishly and melt people's hearts.

I flicked his forehead angrily and amusedly: "He's quite good at acting like a baby."

Chang'an immediately showed a timid little animal look: "Mother, do you find Chang'an annoying?"

I responded casually, "Never mind it."

Changan looked at my face, locked my eyes with his eyes, and said timidly: "Really?"

I was amused by his little expression, and deliberately teased him: "I lied to you."

Little Chang'an believed it, he pouted his mouth in grievance, lowered his head with red eyes, and left me in a state of despair.

"Okay, okay," I touched the top of his hair, coaxing him with infinite warmth: "I don't mind it, I like you the most, okay?"

"..." Chang'an carefully grabbed my skirt, buried his head in my chest, and said in a low voice, "...Chang'an also likes mother..."

He is so coaxing, it makes me want to pick the stars and the moon for him and treat him well.

"How much do you like it?" I deliberately asked him.

"Favorite..." Changan raised his head, looking at me with dark eyes: "I like Niangqin the most."

Chang An pressed his face close to my arms, and rubbed it affectionately, like a small domesticated animal, he said in a small and well-behaved voice: "Mother, good night."

"Good night, good night." My fatherly heart overflowed uncontrollably, and I snorted like a puppy, patted his soft hair, and patted his back: "Sleep, sleep, I'll be with you .”

"Yeah." Little Chang'an curled up on my chest like a small animal, without making any noise, and fell asleep after a while.

The white and tender face pressed out a lump of chubby baby fat on the bed, the slender and thick eyelashes drooped reassuringly, and the rosy little mouth curled up happily...

He slept defenselessly, as if he was sleeping in the safest place in the world right now.

It's miraculous to say, but just staring at the sleeping face of the little boy for a while, my heart is actually at peace like never before.

It was as if something very important had been found.

I feel funny in my heart.

But I met Little Chang'an by accident, and it was the first time I saw him today. He is so close to me, and I have a good impression of him.

Maybe... this is what everyone says about hitting it off, hit it off at first sight, natural fate, I thought about it one after another.

However, seeing the little boy sleep so soundly, I feel more sleepy.

Although monks don't need sleep every day like ordinary people, but since I practiced, apart from retreating, I have gone to bed on time every day at Mao hour. This habit has lasted for hundreds of years.

I have developed a habit, and I always feel sleepy when the time comes. It would be fine if I have a task on my back, but the current atmosphere is so sleepy, my eyelids droop uncontrollably.

No, no, I can't sleep, it would be bad if I kicked Xiao Changan out of bed when I fell asleep.

I pinched my thigh and grinned in pain.

The pain is there, but the sleepiness has not disappeared.

This brat must have cast a Gu on me to lower my intelligence.

I had a flash of inspiration, and I suddenly realized, why worry about how I sleep, if I don't sleep in the same bed with him, won't it affect him?

What a fool.

There is also a low couch in the guest room, I plan to just make do on the low couch tonight, when I was about to get up, I found that the brat was holding my clothes tightly.

The middle clothes were nothing more than that, and they were taken off as soon as they were taken off, but the obscene clothes were also caught in the palm of the hand by the brat.

To take off or not to take off?

I am worried.

Although there are spare clothes in the storage ring, I won't be shirtless, but I take off and put on clothes, and I move so much that it is very likely to wake up the kid.

The little boy woke up and found that I was going to sleep in a separate bed with him, and he might cry again.

When I think of the tears of the little cubs, I have one head and two big ones.

Sad people.

I was worried, yawned, and fell asleep before I knew it.

Xu Shi was concerned about the sleeping appearance, I slept more cautiously than ever this night, and I didn't even have a dream.

When I woke up, my sleeping position was not too disciplined, even the quilt covering my body was not messed up much.

I took a look at Chang'an, the little glutinous rice ball was still snow white, and the little face was flushed from sleep, obviously sleeping well, I breathed a sigh of relief,

When Xu Fang arrived, it was already early morning the next day. Seeing that the boy was sleeping soundly, I tried to pull my skirt out from under his hands.

This time it worked.

The skirt of my clothes, which had been held for a whole night, was wrinkled so unreasonably, I smoothed it casually, without much concern, took off the robe by the bedside, stepped on my shoes, and went downstairs lightly.

The younger brothers and younger sisters sat in a circle, Xu Fanglai stepped on the table, and sat on the chair in the lobby like an old man.

Seeing me, Xu Fanglai showed a sinister smile: "Hey, you slept soundly."

I touched my nose guiltily and coughed dryly: "It's okay."

Xu Fanglai was so angry that he scolded his mother, and he scolded me all the time: "Xie Wanwan, you are really mean. You have arrived at the door of the enemy's lair, and the fight is about to start, but you ran away without saying a word."

"Oh, I have something to do." I felt guilty, and my mind turned quickly, "Wait, don't talk nonsense, you obviously disappeared by yourself."

"Bah." Xu Fanglai sneered.

"Besides, I also left you a code."

Xu Fanglai put on a dead face: "Hehe."

I smiled playfully: "Besides, judging by the size of the blood pool, that old Yinbi's cultivation is no more than Yuanying's at most, and I don't need to do it myself. If Fangfang can't do without me, just say it, and I won't laugh at you. "

"I understand," I hooked his shoulders, and said nonsense with my eyes open: "Without me, you will have no backbone, and you won't be able to do your best..."

"Go away." Xu Fanglai rolled his eyes and pushed me away, "Stop putting gold on your face."

"By the way," I followed the good advice, leaning my shoulder against the pillar of the porch, raised my eyebrows and asked him, "Then old Yinbi, did you kill or capture?"

"Dead." Xu Fanglai said, with a troubled expression on his face, "But... I didn't move my hands."

"Huh?" I was about to ask for details, when I suddenly saw Chang An walking down the stairs rubbing his eyes: "Mother..."

When Xu Fanglai saw Chang An, he was taken aback for a moment, then frowned: "Where did the child come from?"

I don't have the time to answer him, Si Hejing went to Xu Fanglai's side and explained in a low voice.

"Brother Xie brought it back last night."

Chang An walked a few steps, walked up to me, and opened his arms towards me: "Mother hug."

He was only wearing obscene clothes, not even shoes, and Bai Shengsheng's little feet just stepped on the cold floor, turning red from the cold.

I guess he came down to look for me because he didn't see me when he woke up, and quickly hugged him: "Why did you come down like this?"

Chang An rubbed against my arms, with a soft nasal voice, the voice was aggrieved: "Looking for mother..."

"Chang'an didn't see Mother, Chang'an was afraid..." Chang'an looked at me helplessly, his eyes were wet: "Mother, don't leave Chang'an..."

My heart was so soft that I patted his little head and coaxed him kindly: "How can I be willing to leave you, I just come down to do something, and I will come back to accompany Chang'an soon."

"...Mmm." Chang'an curled up in my arms, leaning his head on my chest: "Chang'an is very obedient, he won't disturb mother, can mother take me with her?"

I kind of understand why since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty, and tough men have tenderness. Facing such a little coquettish, who can stand it.

Anyway, I can't.

I completely forgot that I was in a large audience, pinching his soft face affectionately, "Okay, okay, I'll take you with me."

"Is it cold?"

Chang An shook his head, "It's not cold."

"Nonsense." I touched his exposed hands and feet.

As expected it was all cold.

It was the beginning of spring now, and the weather hadn't warmed up yet, and he would be shivering if he didn't wear a single piece of clothing. Little Chang'an was wearing a thin obscene clothing, which must have froze to death.

I was so distressed that I took out a robe from the storage ring and wrapped it into a fluffy soft ball.

"Wait, did I hear you right, mother?" Xu Fanglai on the side was dumbfounded, with an expression of disbelief: "Did he call your mother just now?"

I thought he couldn't accept the strange thing that I, a male demon, was called "mother" for a while, and was about to speak.

The next moment, Xu Fanglai burst out laughing.

"Xie Wanwan, Xie Wanwan," Xu Fanglai slapped his legs while laughing, "You are amazing, you are so awesome, you didn't make other people's stomachs big, but you became a mother first hahahahaha, I am dying of laughter."

It was inconvenient for me to beat someone while holding Changan, so I kicked his ass and sent him three words: "Get out."

"Senior brother Xu," a junior brother who was not too excited to watch the excitement came over to add fuel to the flames: "Brother Xie personally admitted that the child was born by him yesterday."

Xu Fang came to me with a mischievous eyebrow, and looked at my belly, with malicious intentions: "Xie Wanwan, are you still going to have children?"

The nonsense I was talking about yesterday was rediscovered, and I can't help but feel a little hot with my rough skin and thick skin.

I scratched my hot face, bragging bravely: "I am omnipotent, young master."

"Mother is the most powerful." Little Changan put his arms around my neck, lay on my chest and looked at me like a puppy, his eyes were round and bright, and his voice was soft and sweet, like malt candy boiled in a dessert shop.

"Hey! This brat is interesting." Xu Fang was delighted.

He looked at me and then at Little Chang'an, "Don't mention it, it's really similar."

"Hmm!" Little Chang'an blushed with excitement, "Chang'an looks like a mother!"

I pinched his little cheeks and scratched his little nose: "Yeah, like like like."

It is very beneficial to be close to him in my heart.

It's not that I didn't suspect why he was so close to me.

only……

I think, Little Chang'an is still just ignorant, men and women regardless of age, seeing a good-looking and good-tempered man like me, it's not hard to understand why he clings to me.

Moreover, since I was a child, I have always liked small animals. Kittens, puppies and puppies love to cling to me.

Who is the young master? I am too charming.

"Xie Xiaowan," Xu Fang said in amazement when he saw me so gentle, "Is he really your illegitimate child?"

"Hey, tell me, who is the father of the child? When did you give birth? Could it be... you gave birth secretly during the past few years in retreat?"

Hearing what he said became more and more outrageous, I became angry from embarrassment, and kicked Xu Fanglai's lower back: "Fatty man, why don't you go to the teahouse to tell stories if you are so good at making up stories?"

The younger brothers and younger sisters couldn't help laughing, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh blatantly, each of them suppressed their laughter until their faces turned red, while Xu Fanglai laughed out loud without any scruples.

Hey, I'm having fun too, I've been skinny and shameless for so many years, and I'm still ashamed today, the sun really came out from the west.

Where there is an abnormality, there must be a demon.

After laughing, I continued to ask Xu Fanglai: "Seriously, what happened to the old Yinbi? Which senior saw injustice and drew his sword to help?"

"The new Demon Lord," Xu Fanglai said succinctly, "was beheaded by the new Demon Lord."

"The new Demon Lord?" As for the new Demon Lord in Moyu, I have always only heard his name but never heard of him. When Xu Fang came to mention him, I asked, "Have you seen it?"

Xu Fanglai: "You have seen it now."

"Huh?" I was confused, Xu Fanglai coughed dryly restrainedly, motioning me to look behind.

I saw a white figure standing tall outside the inn, eyebrows like distant mountains, tall and straight like a pine, silver-white long hair, snow-white clothes, his skin was astonishingly white, and his whole body was covered with a frost-like coldness. texture.

At this time, those eyes were soaked in frost and snow, and they cast them over without a trace of warmth.

"Thank you Chang'an."

He opened his mouth.

"come over."