Top class he is versatile
Chapter 71
The rope was tied tightly and could not be untied.
They didn't have anything like scissors and knives at hand. They swam around the river to look around, and found a fragment of a glass bottle, which cut the rope.
The moment she regained her freedom, Little Lihua's first reaction was to run.
Qian He hurried forward with the cage in his arms, blocking its way.
"Teacher Qian be careful." Zhou You reminded.
Qian He turned around: "Don't worry, we have rescued stray cats and dogs many times, and Qian He has rich experience."
Zhou You was taken aback: "Are there many cases like this?"
Luo Wenlu said later: "There are many trapped, disabled, and malnourished people, and few people are maliciously injured like this, but it is not impossible."
Everyone was silent for a while, and Qian He tricked the little raccoon into the cage. As soon as the cage was closed, the little raccoon immediately exploded and meowed.
"Ouch!" Qian He didn't check for a while, and was scratched by it.
He retracted his hand and looked, and there were a few drops of blood oozing from the scratch.
Seeing this, Luo Wenlu said seriously, "It's bleeding, you need to be vaccinated against rabies!"
Seeing that something happened, the program team also ran forward to send Qian He to the hospital.
Qian He became anxious: "Director, does this count as my work-related injury?!"
It's not that he's stingy, the rabies vaccine costs hundreds of dollars, and their funds are limited, so they can't afford to squander it!
The director didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Forget it! Forget it!"
Qian He was sent to get an injection with peace of mind, and Xiao Lihua was taken to cut the rope together.
In order to earn living expenses, the remaining three still fished as usual, but the atmosphere was not as happy as before.
Back at the aid station in the afternoon, Qian He came back early and was teasing Little Lihua with a cat teasing stick.
The rope around the little raccoon's neck has been untied, but it can't understand the behavior of human beings to save itself. The previous experience of being abandoned and abused makes it very resistant to humans. Haha warning.
Qian He flashed the wound on his hand to it: "Little rascal, look at your good deeds, why are you still pissing me off?"
Little Lihua curled up in a corner of the cage, staring at him.
Seeing this scene, Zhou You said to Wei Jin, "Teacher Qian has such a good personality."
Wei Jin nodded, and whispered to Zhou You: "Teacher Qian He treats people generously and never cares about anything, so he is very popular in the circle."
"Hey, you guys are back?" Qian He stood up, swept the fish barrels in their hands, and asked cheerfully, "Which one of you lost?"
Wei Jin: "..."
It seemed he remembered the punishment.
Luo Wenlu said seriously: "Of course you lost."
Qian He: "???"
Qian He went to get an injection on the way, and there were only four fish in the bucket, the least amount.
Luo Wenlu smiled and said, "I'd like to bet and admit defeat, old money."
When Qian He heard this, he quit: "Lao Luo, you are not being interesting, I am a wounded person! I am going to get an injection!"
The two of you come and go with each other, and it is estimated that they will have to have a subtitle of "primary school students quarrel scene" in the later stage.
Zhou You watched from the side, and felt that the seniors were really good, they controlled the rhythm of the variety show very well, and the depressive atmosphere in front was swept away.
The trouble was over, Qian He looked at the three of them burningly: "So who lost?"
Zhou You silently glanced at the fish in his bucket, then looked at the person beside him.
Luo Wenlu also looked over.
Wei Jin: "...It's me."
Wei Jin originally caught a lot of fish, but he still had two cats with him.
Seeing the fish in the bucket, the two cats went to fish it.
Seeing this, Wei Jin stopped him, but when one of the cats jumped away, it hooked the line that tied the bucket, and the whole bucket was pulled to the ground, with a loud splash, the bucket full of fish fell back into the river like dumplings, and they were all free.
Qian He was happy, and corrected: "No, no, you should say 'it's my dog' or 'it's my cat'."
Wei Jin: "It's me... Meow."
This is what I want!
The more shamed the person being punished, the more meaningful the event is.
Qian He immediately booed, and An Yun and Xu Zhuxin came out immediately after hearing the sound: "What's wrong, what's wrong."
Wei Jin didn't want to face it, so he turned his head away and leaned next to Zhou You.
Zhou You understood, patted his shoulder and comforted him: "It's all right, Mr. Wei, you are very cute!"
Wei Jin gave a low "hmm".
"Ahem, you forgot again." Qian He winked, "Teacher Wei can't play tricks."
Wei Jin: "... Mm meow."
An Yun and Xu Zhuxin: Dumbfounded.jpg
Wei Jin decided not to speak for a day today.
……
According to the amount of fishing, after the settlement is made into money, the fish will be returned to Qianhe and the others for their own disposal.
So dinner was the fish they caught in the afternoon.
Luo Wenlu and others went to dissect the fish, while An Yun and Xu Zhuxin watched the little raccoon.
The slap-sized little raccoon has a good temper, and when it saw An Yun and the two approaching, it immediately put on a super fierce posture.
Xu Zhuxin has a lot of experience in being beaten by cats. Seeing the vigor of the little raccoon, he said tremblingly: "It must be very painful to catch people."
Qian He also showed up and said, "That's right, be quick and ruthless, and you must be very good at catching mice in the future."
Seeing An Yun approaching, Xu Zhuxin reminded her to be careful.
And An Yun has long been tempted by cat sex.
Little Beaver Flower: Super fierce!
An Yun: '▽' Ha~ It's so cute~
The evil is the evil, the little raccoon is quite beautiful, with that small face and white gloves and claws, people want to knead it just by looking at it.
An Yun rubbed her hands together, but because of Xiao Lihua's fierce appearance, she also hesitated to make a move.
At this time Zhou You came over with a bowl of goat milk.
Little Lihua didn't look good towards Zhou You either, until Zhou You put the goat's milk in front of it.
Little Lihua, who was baring her teeth and claws a second ago, immediately calmed down, turned her ears back, stared straight at the goat milk, then carefully opened her big eyes and glanced at the three people in front of her, and sighed pitifully twice. He took a deep breath, smelled the milk repeatedly, and finally licked two small sips tentatively, finally couldn't help but bury his head in the milk, and drank it so loudly.
Seeing this process of inner struggle, An Yun and Xu Zhuxin softened their hearts: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So, So Cute!”
Zhou You didn't give much milk, Xiao Lihua finished drinking, licked his mouth, and looked at the three of them.
"Accept, have you accepted us?" An Yun swallowed, and tried to reach out to Xiao Lihua.
The little raccoon scratched her paw, but luckily An Yun hid quickly, seeing the vicious look of the little raccoon, she pointed her finger: "Little rascal, why don't you put down the bowl and scold your mother."
Maomao: I don’t understand.jpg
Maomao: I'm super fierce.jpg
Zhou You put the milk bowl back, and came out after a while, An Yun was still teaching the little raccoon, and the little raccoon was very aggressive towards her.
"Take a break." Xu Zhuxin said beside him.
An Yun's mouth was dry: "It's okay, I'm not tired."
Xu Zhuxin: "I mean let the cat rest for a while."
An Yun: "..."
After drinking enough milk, little Lihua soon fell sleepy and huddled in a corner of the cage, but did not dare to sleep, watching the people outside the cage vigilantly.
Knowing what happened to it, Xu Zhuxin said pitifully: "After all, it has been hurt before. It will take a while to get used to it before it can open its heart to humans again."
In order for Little Lihua to rest in peace, they left the house without disturbing her.
In the evening, the whole fish feast that the guests ate, steamed, braised and boiled in water... There are many tricks.
Joining Zhou You and Wei Jin who can cook, everyone felt that their lives were more comfortable.
Qian He hinted to the program group many times: "Why don't Xiao Zhou and Mr. Wei stay permanently."
The program team immediately objected: "No money."
Especially in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, it is very expensive to invite him to stay permanently.
Luo Wenlu: "What about Xiao Zhou?"
Zhou You: "I have other things to do next..."
Qian He and the others regretted it for a while, and then put on a capitalist face, saying that they would send more tasks to Zhou You and Wei Jin in the next two days to squeeze out their surplus value.
It is said to be squeezed, but in fact it is to give them more shots.
In variety shows, if there is nothing to do and nothing to do, the later shots can only be cut.
Zhou You understood this truth, let alone Wei Jin.
When feeding the cat after the meal, maybe because he knew that these people were not bad, or because he was familiar with the new environment, Little Lihua's attitude softened a little.
But it was only a little softer, and it didn't fall at all when it was time to be fierce.
An Yun took the cat teasing stick and wanted to play with it, but Xiao Lihua slapped her away with her paw.
An Yun was furious: "Stingy cat!"
Zhou You brought over a bowl of shredded chicken.
As soon as there is something to eat, the little raccoon will stop making trouble.
The first time is raw and the second time is cooked. If there is still seven points of hesitation and three points of struggle before drinking milk for the first time, this time eating meat, Xiao Lihua struggled for a second or two, and then accepted it calmly. Most of them are gone.
"Oh, why don't we call it 'Zhenxiang' or 'Maojingze' from now on." An Yun originally wanted to tease the cat, but who knew that the little raccoon was eating, her eyes were moist, and there were tears in her eye sockets .
An Yun and Xu Zhuxin: "!!!!!!"
The two quickly shouted: "Mr. Zhou! Look at the cat crying!"
Zhou You saw that he was really crying. He saw that there were not many tears, so it should not be a disease. He explained: "Don't worry, I heard that the lacrimal glands and salivary glands of cats are connected together, so there will be tears when eating."
In layman's terms, it is crying.
What are An Yun and Xu Zhuxin worried about?
Two people: woo woo woo, this is too cute!
"Honey, have you been touched now?" An Yun's heart was about to twitch.
However, the little raccoon is very principled, it can be fed, but not touched.
"You are so stingy!" Seeing the little raccoon flaring its teeth and claws, An Yun swiped its paws with the cat teasing stick, "Put down your figure, or I will let you taste the power of teacher Xiao Zhou's cat-mao ecstasy palm!"
Zhou You: "?"
Zhou You paused every word: "Maomao Ecstasy Palm?"
An Yun: "It's your massage technique!"
Zhou You: "..."
It's quite an apt description.
An Yun encouraged him to masturbate the little raccoon, and Zhou You shook his head: "The cat you rob is not sweet, it is too small, and it will get hurt if you resist fiercely."
Zhou You, the master of cat science, said so, so An Yun could only give up for the time being.
Zhou You patted her: "Take your time."
……
Before the break, the program team presented tomorrow's work schedule to the guests.
The sponsors of "Meow Meow Wang Wang" are all pet products. They provide the pet food, small toys and pet daily necessities of the program group. During the filming, the guests will also mention the sponsors' dads. product.
Tomorrow's task is to shoot a pet product advertisement.
Qian He and the others all had experience in commercial shooting, and upon hearing the request, they felt that the job was relatively easy.
However, the program group still has requirements.
Looking at the box in front of him, Qian He asked, "This is?"
People from the program team explained: "This commercial shooting is different from the commercials you shot before."
Generally, the shooting process of commercials is determined by the advertising party, and artists only need to shoot according to the requirements.
However, there is no fixed process for this shooting, and the main performance of the guests in the advertisement needs to be determined by drawing cards.
"It's so expensive to play? Who thought of it?" Qian He said as he pulled out an envelope from each of the three boxes.
Back in the house, he first looked at the words on the outside of the envelope.
"The product you endorsed in the advertisement," Qian He opened the envelope and took out the mission card inside, "Dog Frisbee."
"The dog is good, the dog is good, I like to shoot commercials with the dog." Qian He closed the envelope with satisfaction, and opened the next one.
"The role you want to play is... a dog?" Qian He was taken aback.
what?He wants to play a dog?Also endorse dog Frisbee?
Why does he speak for it?Do you play yourself?
Play Frisbee with the dog (×)
Entertain yourself (√)
"What the hell is this?" Qian He murmured, opened the last envelope, looked at the words on the mission card, his eyes widened.
"During endorsement, your main behavior is...washing your hair upside down???"
Qian He was stunned, and opened the door to chase after him, wanting to ask someone from the program team to clarify.
May I ask how he will combine these three elusive elements together?
Just as Qian He went out, the room next door was also opened, and Xu Zhuxin, who was also dazed, came out and met his eyes.
From the look on his face, he knew that Xu Zhuxin must have drawn some outrageous cards.
Qian He first asked: "What did you get?"
Xu Zhuxin showed his three cards:
The "person" who "wears a maid outfit" endorses "pet food".
Xu Zhuxin said in pain: "My combination looks like a pervert!"
Qian He laughed: "Be content! You can still do it anyway, look at me."
Xu Zhuxin looked at his card, covered his mouth in surprise, then looked at his own...Comparing the two, his card seemed to be a bit better.
Xu Zhuxin: "Hey."
Qian He: "..."
"You boy." Qian He patted Xu Zhuxin's head, and when he turned his head, people came out from the next room.
Needless to say, it must be because the card combination is too outrageous.
This program group wants to make trouble.
Qian He looked at Wei Jin and An Yun, and asked, "What card did you get?"
See if there is anyone who is worse than yourself, and comfort your wounded heart.
Wei Jin and An Yun showed their decks.
Wei Jin's "Fitness" "Mao Mao" endorsed "Dog Frisbee".
An Yun is the "transformed" "Maomao" endorsement of "pet food".
Qian He: "???"
At first glance, it looks outrageous, but compared with his, it seems much simpler.
Qian He was depressed: "Is there nothing more outrageous than mine?"
Wei Jin and An Yun felt strange, so Xu Zhuxin told them about Qian He's card combination.
All three cast sympathetic glances at Qian He.
Qian He: "..."
Mad.
"I'm the worst, right?" Qian He scratched his head, and Zhou You walked over with his card.
When he asked about their card combination, Zhou You gave him an envious look: "You guys are so normal."
Qian He and others: "???"
Especially Qian He, he reported his combination again: "Are you sure I'm normal? What kind of card are you?"
Zhou You handed over the card, and several others looked at it.
"Save the World", "Cat Funny Stick", "Pet Nest".
other people:"???"
Regardless of how to save the world, Qian He took the two cards of "Cat Funny Stick" and "Pet Nest" and asked, "Why are you two endorsements, and where are the character cards?"
Zhou You shook his head: "Not two endorsements, one of them is my character card."
"???" Qian He and the others looked at Zhou You's card again.
Zhou Yousheng has nothing to love: "As you can see, what I want to play is... a cat teaser."
They didn't have anything like scissors and knives at hand. They swam around the river to look around, and found a fragment of a glass bottle, which cut the rope.
The moment she regained her freedom, Little Lihua's first reaction was to run.
Qian He hurried forward with the cage in his arms, blocking its way.
"Teacher Qian be careful." Zhou You reminded.
Qian He turned around: "Don't worry, we have rescued stray cats and dogs many times, and Qian He has rich experience."
Zhou You was taken aback: "Are there many cases like this?"
Luo Wenlu said later: "There are many trapped, disabled, and malnourished people, and few people are maliciously injured like this, but it is not impossible."
Everyone was silent for a while, and Qian He tricked the little raccoon into the cage. As soon as the cage was closed, the little raccoon immediately exploded and meowed.
"Ouch!" Qian He didn't check for a while, and was scratched by it.
He retracted his hand and looked, and there were a few drops of blood oozing from the scratch.
Seeing this, Luo Wenlu said seriously, "It's bleeding, you need to be vaccinated against rabies!"
Seeing that something happened, the program team also ran forward to send Qian He to the hospital.
Qian He became anxious: "Director, does this count as my work-related injury?!"
It's not that he's stingy, the rabies vaccine costs hundreds of dollars, and their funds are limited, so they can't afford to squander it!
The director didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Forget it! Forget it!"
Qian He was sent to get an injection with peace of mind, and Xiao Lihua was taken to cut the rope together.
In order to earn living expenses, the remaining three still fished as usual, but the atmosphere was not as happy as before.
Back at the aid station in the afternoon, Qian He came back early and was teasing Little Lihua with a cat teasing stick.
The rope around the little raccoon's neck has been untied, but it can't understand the behavior of human beings to save itself. The previous experience of being abandoned and abused makes it very resistant to humans. Haha warning.
Qian He flashed the wound on his hand to it: "Little rascal, look at your good deeds, why are you still pissing me off?"
Little Lihua curled up in a corner of the cage, staring at him.
Seeing this scene, Zhou You said to Wei Jin, "Teacher Qian has such a good personality."
Wei Jin nodded, and whispered to Zhou You: "Teacher Qian He treats people generously and never cares about anything, so he is very popular in the circle."
"Hey, you guys are back?" Qian He stood up, swept the fish barrels in their hands, and asked cheerfully, "Which one of you lost?"
Wei Jin: "..."
It seemed he remembered the punishment.
Luo Wenlu said seriously: "Of course you lost."
Qian He: "???"
Qian He went to get an injection on the way, and there were only four fish in the bucket, the least amount.
Luo Wenlu smiled and said, "I'd like to bet and admit defeat, old money."
When Qian He heard this, he quit: "Lao Luo, you are not being interesting, I am a wounded person! I am going to get an injection!"
The two of you come and go with each other, and it is estimated that they will have to have a subtitle of "primary school students quarrel scene" in the later stage.
Zhou You watched from the side, and felt that the seniors were really good, they controlled the rhythm of the variety show very well, and the depressive atmosphere in front was swept away.
The trouble was over, Qian He looked at the three of them burningly: "So who lost?"
Zhou You silently glanced at the fish in his bucket, then looked at the person beside him.
Luo Wenlu also looked over.
Wei Jin: "...It's me."
Wei Jin originally caught a lot of fish, but he still had two cats with him.
Seeing the fish in the bucket, the two cats went to fish it.
Seeing this, Wei Jin stopped him, but when one of the cats jumped away, it hooked the line that tied the bucket, and the whole bucket was pulled to the ground, with a loud splash, the bucket full of fish fell back into the river like dumplings, and they were all free.
Qian He was happy, and corrected: "No, no, you should say 'it's my dog' or 'it's my cat'."
Wei Jin: "It's me... Meow."
This is what I want!
The more shamed the person being punished, the more meaningful the event is.
Qian He immediately booed, and An Yun and Xu Zhuxin came out immediately after hearing the sound: "What's wrong, what's wrong."
Wei Jin didn't want to face it, so he turned his head away and leaned next to Zhou You.
Zhou You understood, patted his shoulder and comforted him: "It's all right, Mr. Wei, you are very cute!"
Wei Jin gave a low "hmm".
"Ahem, you forgot again." Qian He winked, "Teacher Wei can't play tricks."
Wei Jin: "... Mm meow."
An Yun and Xu Zhuxin: Dumbfounded.jpg
Wei Jin decided not to speak for a day today.
……
According to the amount of fishing, after the settlement is made into money, the fish will be returned to Qianhe and the others for their own disposal.
So dinner was the fish they caught in the afternoon.
Luo Wenlu and others went to dissect the fish, while An Yun and Xu Zhuxin watched the little raccoon.
The slap-sized little raccoon has a good temper, and when it saw An Yun and the two approaching, it immediately put on a super fierce posture.
Xu Zhuxin has a lot of experience in being beaten by cats. Seeing the vigor of the little raccoon, he said tremblingly: "It must be very painful to catch people."
Qian He also showed up and said, "That's right, be quick and ruthless, and you must be very good at catching mice in the future."
Seeing An Yun approaching, Xu Zhuxin reminded her to be careful.
And An Yun has long been tempted by cat sex.
Little Beaver Flower: Super fierce!
An Yun: '▽' Ha~ It's so cute~
The evil is the evil, the little raccoon is quite beautiful, with that small face and white gloves and claws, people want to knead it just by looking at it.
An Yun rubbed her hands together, but because of Xiao Lihua's fierce appearance, she also hesitated to make a move.
At this time Zhou You came over with a bowl of goat milk.
Little Lihua didn't look good towards Zhou You either, until Zhou You put the goat's milk in front of it.
Little Lihua, who was baring her teeth and claws a second ago, immediately calmed down, turned her ears back, stared straight at the goat milk, then carefully opened her big eyes and glanced at the three people in front of her, and sighed pitifully twice. He took a deep breath, smelled the milk repeatedly, and finally licked two small sips tentatively, finally couldn't help but bury his head in the milk, and drank it so loudly.
Seeing this process of inner struggle, An Yun and Xu Zhuxin softened their hearts: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So, So Cute!”
Zhou You didn't give much milk, Xiao Lihua finished drinking, licked his mouth, and looked at the three of them.
"Accept, have you accepted us?" An Yun swallowed, and tried to reach out to Xiao Lihua.
The little raccoon scratched her paw, but luckily An Yun hid quickly, seeing the vicious look of the little raccoon, she pointed her finger: "Little rascal, why don't you put down the bowl and scold your mother."
Maomao: I don’t understand.jpg
Maomao: I'm super fierce.jpg
Zhou You put the milk bowl back, and came out after a while, An Yun was still teaching the little raccoon, and the little raccoon was very aggressive towards her.
"Take a break." Xu Zhuxin said beside him.
An Yun's mouth was dry: "It's okay, I'm not tired."
Xu Zhuxin: "I mean let the cat rest for a while."
An Yun: "..."
After drinking enough milk, little Lihua soon fell sleepy and huddled in a corner of the cage, but did not dare to sleep, watching the people outside the cage vigilantly.
Knowing what happened to it, Xu Zhuxin said pitifully: "After all, it has been hurt before. It will take a while to get used to it before it can open its heart to humans again."
In order for Little Lihua to rest in peace, they left the house without disturbing her.
In the evening, the whole fish feast that the guests ate, steamed, braised and boiled in water... There are many tricks.
Joining Zhou You and Wei Jin who can cook, everyone felt that their lives were more comfortable.
Qian He hinted to the program group many times: "Why don't Xiao Zhou and Mr. Wei stay permanently."
The program team immediately objected: "No money."
Especially in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, it is very expensive to invite him to stay permanently.
Luo Wenlu: "What about Xiao Zhou?"
Zhou You: "I have other things to do next..."
Qian He and the others regretted it for a while, and then put on a capitalist face, saying that they would send more tasks to Zhou You and Wei Jin in the next two days to squeeze out their surplus value.
It is said to be squeezed, but in fact it is to give them more shots.
In variety shows, if there is nothing to do and nothing to do, the later shots can only be cut.
Zhou You understood this truth, let alone Wei Jin.
When feeding the cat after the meal, maybe because he knew that these people were not bad, or because he was familiar with the new environment, Little Lihua's attitude softened a little.
But it was only a little softer, and it didn't fall at all when it was time to be fierce.
An Yun took the cat teasing stick and wanted to play with it, but Xiao Lihua slapped her away with her paw.
An Yun was furious: "Stingy cat!"
Zhou You brought over a bowl of shredded chicken.
As soon as there is something to eat, the little raccoon will stop making trouble.
The first time is raw and the second time is cooked. If there is still seven points of hesitation and three points of struggle before drinking milk for the first time, this time eating meat, Xiao Lihua struggled for a second or two, and then accepted it calmly. Most of them are gone.
"Oh, why don't we call it 'Zhenxiang' or 'Maojingze' from now on." An Yun originally wanted to tease the cat, but who knew that the little raccoon was eating, her eyes were moist, and there were tears in her eye sockets .
An Yun and Xu Zhuxin: "!!!!!!"
The two quickly shouted: "Mr. Zhou! Look at the cat crying!"
Zhou You saw that he was really crying. He saw that there were not many tears, so it should not be a disease. He explained: "Don't worry, I heard that the lacrimal glands and salivary glands of cats are connected together, so there will be tears when eating."
In layman's terms, it is crying.
What are An Yun and Xu Zhuxin worried about?
Two people: woo woo woo, this is too cute!
"Honey, have you been touched now?" An Yun's heart was about to twitch.
However, the little raccoon is very principled, it can be fed, but not touched.
"You are so stingy!" Seeing the little raccoon flaring its teeth and claws, An Yun swiped its paws with the cat teasing stick, "Put down your figure, or I will let you taste the power of teacher Xiao Zhou's cat-mao ecstasy palm!"
Zhou You: "?"
Zhou You paused every word: "Maomao Ecstasy Palm?"
An Yun: "It's your massage technique!"
Zhou You: "..."
It's quite an apt description.
An Yun encouraged him to masturbate the little raccoon, and Zhou You shook his head: "The cat you rob is not sweet, it is too small, and it will get hurt if you resist fiercely."
Zhou You, the master of cat science, said so, so An Yun could only give up for the time being.
Zhou You patted her: "Take your time."
……
Before the break, the program team presented tomorrow's work schedule to the guests.
The sponsors of "Meow Meow Wang Wang" are all pet products. They provide the pet food, small toys and pet daily necessities of the program group. During the filming, the guests will also mention the sponsors' dads. product.
Tomorrow's task is to shoot a pet product advertisement.
Qian He and the others all had experience in commercial shooting, and upon hearing the request, they felt that the job was relatively easy.
However, the program group still has requirements.
Looking at the box in front of him, Qian He asked, "This is?"
People from the program team explained: "This commercial shooting is different from the commercials you shot before."
Generally, the shooting process of commercials is determined by the advertising party, and artists only need to shoot according to the requirements.
However, there is no fixed process for this shooting, and the main performance of the guests in the advertisement needs to be determined by drawing cards.
"It's so expensive to play? Who thought of it?" Qian He said as he pulled out an envelope from each of the three boxes.
Back in the house, he first looked at the words on the outside of the envelope.
"The product you endorsed in the advertisement," Qian He opened the envelope and took out the mission card inside, "Dog Frisbee."
"The dog is good, the dog is good, I like to shoot commercials with the dog." Qian He closed the envelope with satisfaction, and opened the next one.
"The role you want to play is... a dog?" Qian He was taken aback.
what?He wants to play a dog?Also endorse dog Frisbee?
Why does he speak for it?Do you play yourself?
Play Frisbee with the dog (×)
Entertain yourself (√)
"What the hell is this?" Qian He murmured, opened the last envelope, looked at the words on the mission card, his eyes widened.
"During endorsement, your main behavior is...washing your hair upside down???"
Qian He was stunned, and opened the door to chase after him, wanting to ask someone from the program team to clarify.
May I ask how he will combine these three elusive elements together?
Just as Qian He went out, the room next door was also opened, and Xu Zhuxin, who was also dazed, came out and met his eyes.
From the look on his face, he knew that Xu Zhuxin must have drawn some outrageous cards.
Qian He first asked: "What did you get?"
Xu Zhuxin showed his three cards:
The "person" who "wears a maid outfit" endorses "pet food".
Xu Zhuxin said in pain: "My combination looks like a pervert!"
Qian He laughed: "Be content! You can still do it anyway, look at me."
Xu Zhuxin looked at his card, covered his mouth in surprise, then looked at his own...Comparing the two, his card seemed to be a bit better.
Xu Zhuxin: "Hey."
Qian He: "..."
"You boy." Qian He patted Xu Zhuxin's head, and when he turned his head, people came out from the next room.
Needless to say, it must be because the card combination is too outrageous.
This program group wants to make trouble.
Qian He looked at Wei Jin and An Yun, and asked, "What card did you get?"
See if there is anyone who is worse than yourself, and comfort your wounded heart.
Wei Jin and An Yun showed their decks.
Wei Jin's "Fitness" "Mao Mao" endorsed "Dog Frisbee".
An Yun is the "transformed" "Maomao" endorsement of "pet food".
Qian He: "???"
At first glance, it looks outrageous, but compared with his, it seems much simpler.
Qian He was depressed: "Is there nothing more outrageous than mine?"
Wei Jin and An Yun felt strange, so Xu Zhuxin told them about Qian He's card combination.
All three cast sympathetic glances at Qian He.
Qian He: "..."
Mad.
"I'm the worst, right?" Qian He scratched his head, and Zhou You walked over with his card.
When he asked about their card combination, Zhou You gave him an envious look: "You guys are so normal."
Qian He and others: "???"
Especially Qian He, he reported his combination again: "Are you sure I'm normal? What kind of card are you?"
Zhou You handed over the card, and several others looked at it.
"Save the World", "Cat Funny Stick", "Pet Nest".
other people:"???"
Regardless of how to save the world, Qian He took the two cards of "Cat Funny Stick" and "Pet Nest" and asked, "Why are you two endorsements, and where are the character cards?"
Zhou You shook his head: "Not two endorsements, one of them is my character card."
"???" Qian He and the others looked at Zhou You's card again.
Zhou Yousheng has nothing to love: "As you can see, what I want to play is... a cat teaser."
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