man, don't tease me

Eight:

Sword Spirit Palace is worthy of being the number one evil sect in the original book, Zuo Yanyi said five days ago that he wanted to enlighten the real person, today the real person Qiling stripped (?) and lay on Zuo Yanyi's bed.

The real Qi Ling in the original book is a serious and rigid person, but now this...

I always feel like something is a little weird...

By the way, didn't you say that Daoist Qiling has flowing white hair?Why is it so dark here?The hair quality also looks good [Hey! (#`O').And I heard that he is an old man in his twilight years, now look at this figure...the abs...

Could it be that he caught the wrong person?

Zuo Yanyi took a step forward: "Are you the real Qiling?"

Master Qi Ling raised his eyebrows slightly: "You have caught everyone, but you still don't know who you are arresting?"

His voice was a little hoarse, as if he had just done something discordant, and it was low, which sounded familiar.Zuo Yanyi became more and more confused: "I remember that Daoist Qiling doesn't seem to be like this..."

Daoist Qiling: "..."

Zuo Yanyi suddenly remembered the disguise technique in the original book, couldn't help but wiped the face of Daoist Qiling, and finally sighed: "It's quite tender."

Daoist Qiling: "..."

Just touching it like this, Zuo Yanyi really felt a little different - under the neck, there is a thin layer of skin, this mask feels similar to human skin, if Zuo Yanyi didn't touch it a few more times , I really can't find it.This was the first time Zuo Yanyi saw the legendary leather face, and he was a little excited.

He approached sharply, squinting his eyes to look at the place where the skin started, and finally stretched out his hand cautiously.

The breath of the person on the bed sprayed on the top of the head, itching a bit, but Zuo Yanyi didn't care, and finally rolled up a corner of the skin.

After finally removing the whole skin, Zuo Yanyi looked at the person under the human skin mask, feeling a little embarrassed.

Xing Tianqi let out a breath: "We meet again."

Zuo Yanyi: "You, you, how could you pretend to be the real Qiling..."

Xing Tianqi smiled bitterly and said: "When I returned to the family, my uncle didn't like me, and it happened that the real Qiling came to the house to ask for help, so he changed me into the appearance of the real Qiling... I thought I was going to die...So you Is his identity the Palace Master of the Sword Spirit Palace?"

Zuo Yanyi was a little embarrassed: "I didn't mean not to tell you before."

"I know, after all, this identity is a bit special." Xing Tianqi said, looking at Zuo Yanyi, "Can you untie me first?"

Zuo Yanyi looked at Xing Tianqi, who was tied up in a big way and his whole body was naked, and hurriedly climbed onto the bed to untie the rope, but the more he untangled, the tighter it became.Zuo Yanyi looked at Xing Tianqi anxiously, "I, I, I, I can't understand..."

Xing Tianqi: "..."

Zuo Yanyi was about to cry because of his stupidity. He searched the room and found that there was not even a blunt weapon in his room, and if he asked the maid for it, the maid would definitely not give it to him, so he just Can cover Xing Tianqi's body with a quilt, pull a rope beside the bed, and then sit on the side of the bed in a deep posture.

Xing Tianqi kept staring at Zuo Yanyi.

Not long after Zuo Yanyi pulled the rope, a maid came in: "Young Master, what are your orders?"

Zuo Yanyi said: "Ask Guardian Xu to come over."

"Yes, young master." After the maid finished speaking, she lowered her head and went out.

Zuo Yanyi turned his head: "I'm sorry, Xing Tian... Xing Wu, I'll find someone to come over now." Zuo Yanyi, who almost leaked his words, quickly corrected him. He didn't look at Xing Tianqi again, so he didn't find Xing Tianqi either. The way he looks at himself is instantly different.

Xing Tianqi narrowed his eyes.

When Xu Hufa came over, Zuo Yanyi still had such a glamorous and noble look: "This person is not Qiling Daoist."

Xu Hufa took a look at Xing Tianqi: "It's because the subordinates are not doing well."

Zuo Yanyi raised his chin slightly: "Help me untie this man, I want to ask him some questions."

"Yes, young master." Xu Hufa stepped forward, and neatly helped Zuo Yanyi loosen the rope. Seeing Xing Tianqi lying on Zuo Yanyi's bed and touching his wrist, he stepped back a few steps, "Young master, what's wrong with this person?" deal with?"

Xing Tianqi blinked: "Keep it, I want him to be useful."

Xu Hufa said lightly: "I hope the young master pays attention to his body."

What? Σ(°△°|||)︴Why should I pay attention to my body?I don't seem to have done anything, right?Is it really manly to suddenly switch from one topic to another?I can't understand it at all!

Xing Tianqi laughed softly.

Zuo Yanyi's ears turned red slightly.I have to say, the voice of the male protagonist is really nice, if he becomes a CV in modern times, he will definitely be popular... No, why should I think about this, Zuo Yanyi coughed lightly: "Go out. "

Xu Hufa took a deep look at Zuo Yanyi, and backed out.

Xing Tianqi laughed again.

Zuo Yanyi turned his head and glared at Xing Tianqi: "What are you laughing at?"

Xing Tianqi pointed to his body: "Can you help me find a set of clothes, or you, Guardian Xu, will definitely misunderstand it."

"What?" Zuo Yanyi got up in confusion to find clothes for Xing Tianqi, and suddenly realized, "Oh, I said why he looked at me so strangely just now, but when I came today, you were already stripped... ..."

Xing Tianqi: "...I was tied up while I was taking a shower."

Zuo Yanyi: "..."

Zuo Yanyi suppressed his laughter, patted Xing Tianqi, got up and went to the kitchen, and brought the food.

The maid stood aside: "Young master, let me come."

Zuo Yanyi looked at him and handed her the food, "What's your name?"

The maid was slightly taken aback: "...Cuihua."

Zuo Yanyi: "..."

Zuo Yanyi smiled slightly: "Cuihua."

The maid responded.

Zuo Yanyi smiled again: "Cuihua."

maid:"……"

Zuo Yanyi is becoming more and more interested in this cute world. At the same time, because of the different plots and because he is also a member of the characters at this time, the world has become more and more confusing. Although there is no cheat, but This seems to be a good feeling.

Zuo Yanyi said gently: "Just put the food on the table and go out, be careful not to let people around my room."

"Yes, young master." The maid Cuihua blessed her body.

When Zuo Yanyi came into the room, Xing Tianqi had already passed on his clothes and was sitting by the bed. Seeing Zuo Yanyi approaching, he stood up.

The maid Cuihua gave Zuo Yanyi an ambiguous look.

Zuo Yanyi: "..."

Hello! (#`O′), by the way, why does it feel like the characters here have changed after I went out?What about the promised promise?What about being shocked by my evil charm?So I'm in charge here? — It seems that no one has spoken to you.

Xing Tianqi sat down on the stool very consciously, and began to wolf down his meal.

Zuo Yanyi felt very sympathetic to Xing Tianqi in front of him. He eats delicious food and drinks spicy food these days, and has been fed by Xu Hufa all the time, so he is not very hungry yet.

Hey, ever since the plot changed, the male lead who was originally cooler and more domineering than himself...has fallen to this point.

It's really unreliable (?) ah...

Zuo Yanyi sighed, and said to Xing Tianqi: "You can stay at the Sword Spirit Palace these few days, no one should dare to touch you, and I will avenge you when I catch Daoist Qiling! Killing two birds with one stone... also saves me from looking for you."

Xing Tianqi: "...No way."

Zuo Yanyi: "What's wrong?"

Xing Tianqi frowned and said: "I was bewitched by Daoist Qiling. If I didn't take the antidote, I would have a skin-to-skin kiss with a man in the middle of every month. Now it's... probably in the past few days. I'm going to find him." Antidote..."

Zuo Yanyi: "!!!"

Fuck!What a powerful Gu!Why haven't I heard of it before!

So the plot has collapsed to this point! ! !

Zuo Yanyi frowned and recalled the original work, it seems that there is really no such Gu... Otherwise, how could the author not use it!This is a good thing to promote feelings, and it is also something that readers love to hear and see!

But... wait.

Why did the male lead just say that it was a skin-to-skin kiss with a man...

Is it possible that the current male protagonist is already bent?Zuo Yanyi thought about it, and looked at Xing Tianqi with blood on his face: "Do you know where the antidote is?"

Xing Tianqi shook his head: "I don't know."

Zuo Yanyi said: "Since you don't know, just stay at ease."

According to Xing Tianqi, he fell ill within a few days. Zuo Yanyi calculated the time, even if Xing Tianqi left the Sword Spirit Palace now...then he must have fallen ill while walking halfway, okay? Ye Ling, is it possible to have a shot?

This is of course impossible, because no one can fight him.

Zuo Yanyi bit his lower lip: "The day you got sick... I'll find someone for you."

Xing Tianqi frowned: "I won't touch people I don't know."

Zuo Yanyi: "..." Brother QAQ, at this time, you still... wait, the hero just said that he doesn't seem to touch people he doesn't know.

Zuo Yanyi said with a deep expression, "I'll find someone for you right now, so you two can get to know each other well."

Xing Tianqi: "..."

Zuo Yanyi did what he said, and went out in a hurry.

As for the male lead... With such a strong personality, he should be the one above... Then find someone who is willing to be the one below the male lead?Zuo Yanyi thought about the ending of the original novel... It seems that the hero is indeed on it... Well, at that time, the author wrote very calmly the details of when the hero and the second were doing disharmonious things The content... is blinding, okay?

Wait, I seem to be the male second Σ(°△°|||)︴

Zuo Yanyi silently looked up at the sky.

In the room, Xing Tianqi stood up and walked around Zuo Yanyi's room, feeling that the room was nothing special, then brushed his long hair, pushed open the door, and said to the maid, "Can you help me call the young master?" come back?"

The maid smiled: "Yes."

Seeing the maid turned and walked away, Xing Tianqi closed the door and looked around in Zuo Yanyi's room.

Zuo Yanyi lost his way at his own house, he opened his confused eyes and looked at the road under his feet, he really didn't understand.

Obviously, this is the way he should go. Before that, he often went to find Guardian Xu... Why can't he pass now?Could it be some domineering formation?Zuo Yanyi was very happy with his own imagination.

After two more laps, Zuo Yanyi ran into the maid Cuihua.

He decisively rushed forward and hugged his thigh: "Cuihua! Take me to Guardian Xu! QAQ, I'm lost."

Maid Cuihua: "..."

At this time, Hufa Xu was reading a book, and when he saw Zuo Yanyi passing by, he frowned, "What's wrong?"

Zuo Yanyi blinked, embarrassed to say.

Guardian Xu: "???"

Zuo Yanyi said: "You...can you help me find one...the one who is willing to be below...the one..."

Xu Hufa: "...boy favorite?"

Zuo Yanyi: "o(*////▽////*)qYes."

Guardian Xu: "..."

Xu Hufa looked at Zuo Yanyi blankly, Zuo Yanyi: "..."

Zuo Yanyi was a little speechless, and quickly told Xu Hufa what Xing Tianqi said, and Xu Hufa pondered for a while: "So that's the case, then leave this matter to me."

Zuo Yanyi burst into tears: "Thank you! But the sooner this matter happens, the better!"

When he went back to his bedroom to look for Xing Tianqi, Zuo Yanyi couldn't help but think that Guardian Xu is indeed a good person...

When he arrived at the dormitory and opened the door, Zuo Yanyi was lucky enough to witness a picture of a beautiful man taking a bath.

Looking at the wooden barrel in his room, and Xing Tianqi lying in the hot water with a very comfortable expression, Zuo Yanyi was speechless: "..."

Xing Tianqi looked at Zuo Yanyi: "Together?"

Zuo Yanyi: "...Thank you, no need."

Xing Tianqi washed for a while, then asked Zuo Yanyi: "Did you find someone?"

Zuo Yanyi immediately claimed credit: "Xu Hufa said that he took care of this matter, and he will definitely find someone!"

Xing Tianqi raised his eyebrows.

After Xing Tianqi finished washing and drying his hair, it was almost evening. Zuo Yanyi looked at Xing Tianqi's laziness and said, "I asked the maid to clean up a room for you, you can go and have a look with me."

Xing Tianqi snorted, "No."

Zuo Yanyi: "What's wrong?"

Xing Tianqi said: "If I get sick in the middle of the night, no one will know. Do you want me to die?"

Zuo Yanyi: "...that, that, what should we do?"

Xing Tianqi: "Let's sleep together."

Zuo Yanyi: "..."

Zuo Yanyi thought of the last tens of thousands of words in the original novel, the scene where the male second was pressed on the bed by the male protagonist and was disharmonious over and over again, and couldn't help but said: "I don't want to, I'm not used to sleeping with others..."

Xing Tianqi laughed: "Just get used to it."

Zuo Yanyi: "..." Mama help QAQ.

In the end, Zuo Yanyi still slept with the male lead.

When lying on the same bed with Xing Tianqi, Zuo Yanyi was in the shape of a zombie, not daring to move, and kept hypnotizing himself in his heart. Gay guy... Even a gay guy, it's impossible to like me, I'm so single (dou) pure (bi), not as good as the real male second, how could I have the potential to attract men...

Then, Xing Tianqi put his legs on Zuo Yanyi's body.

Zuo Yanyi: "QAQ."

The next morning, Zuo Yanyi was woken up by the pressure.

Seeing the male lead with half of his body on his body, Zuo Yanyi pushed the male lead.

Looking at the sky outside, it was already dawn, Zuo Yanyi heaved a sigh of relief, as if it had finally dawned.

The male protagonist opened his eyes in time.

Zuo Yanyi said: "Get up."

The hero stared at Zuo Yanyi's face.

Zuo Yanyi was a little embarrassed.

The distance between the two of them is very close at this time, although the room is a little dark, Zuo Yanyi can't count how many eyelashes the male lead has, but he can still feel his breath.

Zuo Yanyi's heart beat a little faster, and he backed up a little.

Xing Tianqi said: "I'm sick."

Zuo Yanyi: "What!!!"

Without saying a word, Xing Tianqi kissed Zuo Yanyi directly on the lips.

The soft touch on his lips made Zuo Yanyi's eyes widen. He never expected that his first kiss, which he kept for so long... was just like this...by a man... or a man in a novel... Get it away! ! !

(PД`q.) The hero, you tricked me!