The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian were walking, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

He originally planned to drive here and then drive the stranger back home, but when he went out, Bai Hexian directly said that he didn't need it, and then took him to the station with a "swoosh".

The human beings who were still half asleep were completely awakened by the strong wind brought by the speed, and hurriedly told Bai Hexian not to let the rescuer fly to the villa with a "swoosh" like this.

Afraid to scare people to death directly.

At that time, Bai Hexian glanced at him. He didn't seem to want to answer such a stupid question at all, but in the end he somehow thought of something and condescendingly explained, "No, don't be afraid of whatever happens in the future, just follow me."

But now Lu Keyun realized that the so-called "follow" is really follow, this beautiful Hemei looks like she intends to take her back.

? ? ?His villa is quite far from the town, okay? Why do you have to leave if you have a car?

This is probably the so-called unpredictable demon heart.

Lu Keyun could only start chatting with this strange netizen who came thousands of miles away to divert his attention, lest he suddenly find out that the legendary internet celebrity anchor's warm hospitality just made him use his two legs to measure this impoverished town path of.

During the chat, Lu Keyun knew that this unlucky young man's name was Wang Xiaoming, um, a very popular name, because it was so popular that it was not too popular—nowadays, parents are less and less perfunctory in naming their children.

For some reason, when the young man said that his name was "Wang Xiaoming", Lu Keyun felt a sneer flash across Bai Hexian's mouth.

? ? ?Could it be that the simplicity of the name also offended him?

Thinking of his previous speculation about Bai Hexian forcing this person to come to Jianghe Town, Lu Keyun quietly moved away from Wang Xiaoming, and casually asked him the ins and outs of being entangled by the strange bird.

Wang Xiaoming himself felt very innocent.

In his opinion, that day was the most ordinary day. He woke up in an ordinary way, brushed his teeth and washed his face in an ordinary way, had breakfast, and prepared to go to work in an ordinary way.

Then as soon as he walked out of the gate, he felt something hot and smelly falling from the sky and landed directly on his head.

Undoubtedly, bird droppings.

"Damn, it's really bad luck." Wang Xiaoming reached out to touch the thing and cursed on the spot, turned around with an ugly face and wanted to go home and dispose of the bird droppings quickly, otherwise he would have to deduct wages and be scolded by the boss if he was late.

But before he entered the room, there was a strange curse from behind: "Good son, are you busy pouring the chamber pot for your grandpa?"

"???????"

The unlucky young man who was scolded for no reason was full of great doubts in his small head, and he replied "fuck you" on the spot and turned around to see who was acting strangely, but there was no one in front of him, as if the person who spoke just now was a ghost.

In broad daylight, Wang Xiaoming broke out in a cold sweat. He was trying to comfort himself that he might have misheard, when the strange cursing sound came from the upper right: "Your face is as ugly as an injustice, warning—warning—to avoid If you scare pedestrians, please don't go out!"

He was about to suffocate, and looked angrily and terrified at the place where the sound came from, only to see a bird he didn't know standing on a branch, tilting his head to play cute, pretending to be quiet and peaceful, he couldn't judge for a while Is it cursing?

If it was... at least it wasn't haunted.

Relieved, Wang Xiaoming was even more unhappy when he thought about it, and couldn't help cursing: "Who's starling was released without being taught well, dead thing."

As a result, the bird opened its beak and opened its mouth to taunt: "You are only a starling, all of your family are starlings, have you ever seen a starling like me? Stupid human being, the zombie opened your brain and took a look, then walked away disappointed! "

The bird's voice was sharp and loud, and when it scolded people, it kept stopping like a machine gun and couldn't get it in. Wang Xiaoming felt that he might soon become the laughing stock of the community, and it was hard not to be mad.

The most frightening thing is that this is just the beginning.

On the first day, Wang Xiaoming thought that it was just an accident that he encountered this scolding and sneaky bird, and it would definitely be taken away by its owner soon.

Unexpectedly, the bird got worse the next day. It stopped waiting at the door and flew directly to the window sill of Wang Xiaoming's bedroom. It was sending bird feces and spitting out fragrance. I don't know how many generations the descendants scolded them all over and over.

In the past, Wang Xiaoming always felt that Zhuge Liang's plot to kill Wang Lang in the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was too exaggerated, but now he has a deep understanding of his own shallowness.

"It's been two months, Master Lu, and it has been chasing me and scolding me for two full months." Wang Xiaoming's face was full of sorrow, with a murderous look that he couldn't release: "During the past two months, I tried Called the police, tried food baiting, tried netting it, even tried moving it. It didn’t work.”

That bird is cunning, mysterious and terrifying. No one can catch it and can always find Wang Xiaoming accurately, no matter how careful and sneaky he moves.

Faced with such a completely unexplainable phenomenon, Wang Xiaoming analyzed it for a long time and believed that it was definitely not a coincidence.

"I really doubt that someone is going to punish me and put some kind of locator on me. Master Lu, will you solve the case?"

Lu Keyun almost choked on his own saliva.

In fact, the title of "Master" is a guilty conscience for him. He has absolutely no ability to solve weird incidents. In the end, it was Bai Hexian who took care of it. In the end, there is someone who wants him to be a detective?

No, there are so many script-killing elite players and reasoning enthusiasts in the city, go find them.

Facing Wang Xiaoming's suspicious, probing and expectant eyes, Lu Keyun could only secretly look at Bai Hexian, pretending to be mysterious and said: "Don't worry, there will be a solution when the time comes."

He thought of something again: "By the way, Mr. Wang Xiaoming, did you come to Jianghe Town this time, did that strange bird come with you?"

When Wang Xiaoming heard it, he suddenly felt the chill behind him, and couldn't help but look back, up, down, left, and right several times, and then said with a little rejoicing: "It seems not."

After all, in order to escape the entanglement of the strange bird this time, he walked around the city several times like a professional agent and even changed several sets of clothes before running on the high-speed train. in the ear.

His eyes flickered a few times, as if he had become more courageous because of the absence of the strange bird, Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said with a ferocious face: "If it can follow from such a distance, then it's not a mental illness but a mental illness, haha, I'm still thinking about it." I have never eaten a mature bird."

"Hiss." Lu Keyun looked a little furious from his eyes: "You can't eat it, maybe it's to protect animals, and eating wild game is not a good habit at all."

He still firmly remembered the last time the investigators came to the door.

Wait, what does "haven't eaten yet" mean? What has he eaten? ? ?

Just when Lu Keyun was getting more and more confused, Bai Hexian in front suddenly interrupted their chatting: "Pay attention to your feet, we are about to enter the mountain."

Lu Keyun's first reaction was: Go into the mountains?What mountain are you going into?The road from Jianghe Town back to their villa doesn't need to climb mountains, does it?

The second reaction was to look around and say "Damn it", this, this, where is this, the mountain in front of me seems to be Beishan?But they had only walked for a short time, how could they travel so fast.

Compared to Lu Keyun's surprise, Wang Xiaoming was much more at a loss, because he didn't know where "Master Lu"'s house was, and he didn't know how long it would take to walk from the town to the mountain in front of him.

He just vaguely felt that something was wrong, and asked Lu Keyun: "What's wrong, Master?"

"No, nothing." Realizing that Bai Hexian must have done all this on purpose, Lu Keyun hurriedly covered it up, sighed forcefully, shook his head, and said, "Suddenly I remembered something that I forgot to buy. I've been planning it for a long time, oops." I just forgot when I came to town.”

After finishing speaking, he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and lamented sadly: "I am old, and my memory is failing."

Wang Xiaoming was extremely speechless in his heart, thinking that you are obviously much younger than me, okay, are you mocking me for looking anxious?

It's a pity that the complaints belong to the complaints. He didn't dare to have a quarrel with the "Master", so he could only comfort him that it would not be too late to buy next time, and then he climbed the mountain hard, because the strange bird didn't come. He sighed: "The environment here is very good, there must be many birds."

Lu Keyun nodded with a complicated mood. Not only are there many birds, but there are also many bird monsters.

And I wondered if Bai Hexian could be called "Birdman" when he turned into a human form?Ahem, don't act dead, you will definitely be hit head-on, good young people can't scold others.

Having said that, what exactly did Bai Hexian want to do by secretly bringing them to Beishan?

At this time, Wang Xiaoming also seemed to have an inquisitive mind towards Bai Hexian who was leading the way and said nothing, and said to Lu Keyun, "Master, this one of yours seems to be quite talkative?"