The daily life of the net red farmhouse

No matter how baffling Bai Hexian was, he still had a good life.

Fortunately, his changes have not been so great that they affect his life or anything, but he occasionally becomes Qiongyao-style and girlish in various things he says and does. For Lu Keyun, who is now top-notch in mental endurance, he can adapt well.

After the incident of "illegal hunting and raising of protected animals" accidentally triggered during the last live broadcast, Lu Keyun continued to live broadcast as usual.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was still lively as usual. Some CP fans were busy asking Lu Keyun to ask Bai Hexian to appear on the scene together. Some girlfriend fans shouted loudly for Lu Keyun to take a few selfies. Some believers in "Master Lu" kept making wishes "Master Lu blesses me with success in the college entrance examination", "Confession is successful", "Buying lottery tickets to get rich", there are also food lovers clamoring for Lu Keyun to cook this and that.

Generally speaking, there was no unusual news other than complaints that it was still not raining.

On the contrary, the good news came from President Han, saying that his medical team had made good progress in researching the medicinal effects of scorpion fish meat, and also cured several patients who were originally judged to be difficult to recover, so as to save more people A big step in that direction.

Lu Keyun was very happy to hear that, and told Han Shuo not to worry about the research materials, and he would continue to provide scorpionfish.

Han Shuo called him directly, hoping to give him half of the proceeds after the drug was profitable. After all, if the drug can be successfully researched, Lu Keyun must be credited.

In fact, from Han Shuo's point of view, even if Lu Keyun should be given [-]% or even [-]% of it, it should be. After all, without Lu Keyun, he might not even exist.But he was afraid that Lu Keyun would not accept the high share, so he raised half of it.

However, Lu Keyun didn't intend to take even half of the proceeds.

After all, firstly, the scorpion fish was actually something brought by Bai Hexian, and he was raised by the sycamore tree demon on a small mountain, so he didn't do much. A lower point allows more people to use it.

After hearing this, Han Shuo felt even more emotional, and felt that Master Lu was indeed a reclusive master who came to save the world, and he was not burdened by fame and fortune at all.

But don't let him have a strong character, it would be too bad if he really didn't give it, so he quickly expressed that he would definitely lower the price of the medicine, and also hoped that Master Lu would take at least [-]% of the proceeds, so that mutual cooperation would be more beneficial confidence.

Lu Keyun thought about it too, Han Shuo was probably afraid that he would feel uneasy if he didn't take anything, so he thought about it and went to Bai Hexian.

In the final analysis, Bai Hexian is the main force in catching bream, and he can give the three-part bonus to Bai Hexian.

As a result, Bai Hexian felt very complicated when he heard it: "What did you say, dividends?"

Lu Keyun explained to him: "Yes, it's the money used by human beings. Because they used the scorpions you worked so hard to get, they want to share [-]% of the proceeds with us. How about I open an account for you and use the money for you?" Sample?"

As for whether monsters can open bank accounts... anyway, Bai Hexian must have a way.

Bai Hexian was silent for a long time, and suddenly agreed awkwardly: "Okay, okay, since you insist on letting me take care of the money, I will take care of it." It's getting stronger and stronger, and now I have to hand over the family's financial power to myself!

Wait, it seems that their wives managed the accounts in the past thousands of years?

! ! !He thinks beautifully!

Lu Keyun didn't know what Bai Hexian said. He suddenly became angry again. The key is that the anger returns to anger. Bai Hexian somehow took out a bunch of things for him to take care of, and said that after he opened a bank account, he would let Lu Keyun take care of it. What is this operation?

Lu Keyun thought hard for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion: it must be that their unearthly cranes don't like to manage money that smells like copper, and they dislike the trouble of managing accounts, so they asked him to do it for them.

That's no problem. With such a good personality, he would definitely not use Bai Hexian's assets indiscriminately.

Seeing that Lu Keyun agreed to manage the account, Bai Hexian's mood finally turned from cloudy to sunny, and happily went to get a bank account for Lu Keyun.

So Lu Keyun and Han Shuo finally agreed that [-]% of the proceeds would be transferred to Bai Hexian's account. Both parties were finally happy, and Lu Keyun continued to broadcast live.

Not long after that, a strange barrage on the screen caught his attention.

"Master, help me, Master, I'm entangled by something strange!"

After this barrage passed by, that person posted several more of the same barrage. Maybe he was afraid that Lu Keyun's barrage was too much to see clearly, so he simply gave Lu Keyun a gift.

Lu Keyun: "Thank you for the hundred rockets sent by 'Xiao Niao Zao Zao Zao', thank you. Thank you for the three spaceships sent by 'Xiao Niao Shuo Zao Zao Zao', thank you very much! By the way, in fact, you don’t need to give gifts like this, you can do what you can Just do it."

When he first started doing live broadcasts, gifts from viewers were indeed a large part of his income.

But now online shops are booming, and all kinds of vegetables, fruits, chicken and duck are particularly profitable, and live broadcast gifts are nothing.

Lu Keyun knew that most of the viewers who watched the live broadcast were actually not rich, so he would not guide them to throw money at him. It is good to give a little gift, but if you give too much, you will inevitably worry about the financial pressure on the other side.

As a man who used to be a 996 social animal in a big city every day, he understands the pain of not having enough money.

Therefore, under his intentional guidance, his live broadcast room is not likely to have the atmosphere of comparing and giving gifts.

The behavior of this "little bird said early and early" at this time was quite abrupt.

As soon as everyone noticed him, they also noticed the barrage he posted.

In fact, ever since Lu Keyun's reputation as "Master Lu" spread, there was always such and such similar information in the live broadcast room, most of which were just nonsense or misunderstanding, and as time went by, everyone didn't pay much attention to it.

But looking at the behavior of this audience member who would rather spend money crazily for gifts to attract Lu Keyun's attention, could it be that something strange happened to him?

Lu Keyun immediately asked him what happened and what was that "strange thing".

"Xiao Niao said Zao Zao Zao" immediately typed a lot of words excitedly, describing the situation he encountered in detail.

It's just that after he finished describing the cause and effect, not only did he not get everyone's sympathy, but everyone couldn't help laughing wildly together. The main reason is that what happened to him was not scary, but rather funny.

No, it's very funny.

Because he was entangled by a narrow-minded bird.

According to Mr. "Little Bird Said Early Early", he didn't know when he offended that broken bird. From a certain day onwards, that bird suddenly came to his bedroom to shit on the windowpane every day. He also yelled loudly.

Of course, the bird was cursing in human terms.

Since there are also species of birds that can imitate human speech, such as parrot starlings and the like, everyone does not think there is anything wrong with birds swearing at people.

The problem is that this bird scolds people and sneaks away.

"I don't know where it learned so many heart-wrenching swear words. It can scold from morning to night without repeating the same thing. I tried to scold it, but... it turned out that it couldn't scold a bird at all, and was sprayed The dog was bloody. I also thought about catching it, but it was too cunning, and it couldn’t fall for any traps, so I couldn’t catch it at all. Later, it even developed to the point of scolding outside day and night, and I couldn’t work during the day, I couldn't sleep at night, it was really miserable."

The bullet screen was full of sighs and grinned, and at the same time suggested that the poor guy move.

Xiaoniao said Zaozao: "It's useless. Actually, I have already moved, but only the first day of moving was clean. On the second day, it actually found it again! It's terrible, it's really terrible, I'm going crazy woo woo woo."

Someone suggested that he call the police, which was immediately rejected.

That's right, what can the police say, saying that I am being harassed by a bird constantly, and I am going to be driven crazy?The policeman must have regarded him as a fool, and would only kindly suggest that he go to the psychiatric department of the hospital.

Xiaoniao said that Zaozao wiped his tears sadly—although no one saw him wiping his tears, but he made a crying emoji, which was very vivid.

"Master Lu, help, Master Lu. I know that the master's place does not open tourists to stay and visit, but, but I don't know what terrible things will happen to me if I stay here like this. Can I go to your place to relax? , please help me get rid of that bird, okay?"

It's heartbreaking every word, blood and tears every sentence.

After laughing enough, the melon-eating crowd also felt that it was a pity for the big man to be so scared, and asked Lu Keyun if he could help deal with the legendary strange bird that cursed people very badly.

Lu Keyun: ...he wants to open up the farm and turn it into a farmhouse, the key is that Bai Hexian is not happy, okay?