The daily life of the net red farmhouse
Chapter 67
"Yeah, why are you back?"
This crane demon really likes to play the standard spell-casting app. Recently, Lu Keyun has made an updated version, adding more upgrades, lottery draws and other content. He usually plays in the fields until evening.
At this time, the sun has not set yet.
Bai Hexian was in a worse mood when he heard the words, and said stiffly: "If I don't come back, wouldn't it be possible that I won't see you cheating with other monsters? Well, you human being, how dare you, how dare you!" Go and pinch the puffer fish essence that has swollen into a perfect circle.
"呵——" the pufferfish made a strange sound, suspected that the balloon was leaking, and the little white eyes rolled more essence than the day he pretended to be dead.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Keyun hurriedly wanted to rescue Yu Baibai: "Xianjun, don't be impulsive, this is just a fish spirit." As a result, Bai Hexian raised his hand and stretched it out of Lu Keyun's reach.
In fact, according to the height difference between their human forms, this situation will not happen, but who makes the crane monster not a human being, and can cheat.
Lu Keyun: "...Listen to me."
Bai Hexian: "No! I won't listen!"
Yu Baibai, who was desperately trying to escape, squeezed out a few words from his throat: "Senior...Senior, listen to my explanation..."
Bai Hexian became even more ruthless: "No! I don't even listen! I know what you're going to say, damn green tea monster, you want to say 'I'm here to join this family, not to tear this family apart', right, you shameless Crescent Gege!"
The fish waved: "Oh!"
"Listen, he's still 'chirping', how can a monster of a good family be 'chirping', this is an unscrupulous virgin white lotus green tea demon!"
Lu Keyun raised his forehead, Wannian will always be tricked, Yu Baibai certainly never imagined that one day he would be able to concentrate so many complex elements in his body, and, should Bai Hexian not be allowed to watch Qiong Yao TV series anymore?
Look what's in his head!
"It's really a misunderstanding. Xianjun, you see there are so many little monsters in our yard, why do you care about one more fish spirit?" He only remembered that Bai Hexian didn't like those fluffy monsters, so he didn't listen. Said that even the fish hates it.
He obviously likes ponds best.
"How can it be the same." Bai Hexian stared at Lu Keyun with what he thought was the coldest look, intending to make Lu Keyun repent and turn around: "Those are all looking for me, this green tea fish is clearly looking for you!"
Heh, how daring to go to his and Lu Keyun's table while he was away, use his and Lu Keyun's bowl to eat his and Lu Keyun's food.
In the end, he will monopolize Lu Keyun!It's the crescent moon princess among the demons!
Lu Keyun coaxed He helplessly: "Where can it be? What's the benefit of looking for me, I can't help monsters practice. He also came to look for you, but it happened that you were out so I just helped entertain him."
"Oh?" Bai Hexian obviously didn't believe it.
"If you don't believe me, you can ask him." Lu Keyun quickly gave Yu Yu a wink.
Then I saw the pufferfish who had struggled for a long time and was covered in despair spit out two bubbles, and cried again with a wow.
Bai Hexian: "..." He looked even more indignant, complaining with blood and tears: "You actually speak for him! You speak for a foreign fish! Lu Keyun, tell me, do you only love fish and not birds at all? You, you have hurt my pure heart!"
He made a mistake, originally he thought that human beings like cats, dogs, rabbits, and voles, animals that can bury their faces in their fur and suck them, but he never expected that Lu Keyun actually likes greasy, naked fish!
But when Bai Hexian was in a complicated mood, Lu Keyun, who was dizzy from being asked, was thinking: Really, I really can't let this crane demon watch Qiong Yao's drama anymore.
Harmful.
Oh no, harm the crane.
"I don't like fish, and I don't like birds either." The man who was in a dilemma wiped his sweat and was quick to think: "I am lucky enough to meet the fairy king, so there are no fish or birds. There is no other monster in the world that is more noble than the fairy king!"
"Really?"
Originally, Bai Hexian was about to die of anger when he heard the phrase "I don't like fish or birds", but I didn't expect this guy to suddenly talk sweetly, hum, even so, he wouldn't ignore the other party's private meeting with fish spirits.
Unexpectedly, Lu Keyun said again: "And I take care of this fish for your image!"
"Xiao Lu Xiao Lu got up early, and was caught secretly, caught, caught, caught!"
The sparrow spirit, who is not a big deal when watching the excitement, hides on the sycamore tree demon, humming a song he made up in a low voice while watching the show, and asks the hedgehog spirit how he thinks it will develop next, whether the puffer spirit will be kicked as a ball Still being kicked as a ball or being kicked as a ball.
The hedgehog dare not speak.
Some people and big monsters also like to kick their hedgehogs like a ball, he doesn't want to be a ball at all, oh, poor Pufferfish.
Over there, Lu Keyun quickly pinned the blame on Bai Hexian.
He told the story of Yubaibai with great emotion, but changed the reason why Yubaibai came here from "wanting to eat delicious food" to "wanting to cultivate in the rich spiritual energy attracted by Bai Hexian".
So the development of the matter became that Yubai saw the small courtyard where Bai Hexian lived in the live broadcast room, and yearned for the beautiful environment and rich aura, so he ran from the coastal area despite the difficulties and obstacles, but was caught when he wanted to visit Bai Hexian. Bai Hexian almost swallowed it as food, and was so frightened that he could only hide in the nearby mountains, suffering great mental damage.
And he also rescued the children of the nearby villagers in the mountains. He is a really kind fish essence, not green or green tea.
"There is such a thing?" Bai Hexian expressed doubts.
This fish spirit was really attracted by aura to practice, not to hook up with Lu Keyun?He thought about it carefully, and vaguely remembered that one day when he was eating snacks in the pond, he seemed to have eaten a monster, and then vomited the thing.
But he didn't remember whether what he swallowed and vomited was the ball spirit in his hand, er, wrong, fish spirit.
After all, there are so many little monsters, how can he have time to know them.
According to Lu Keyun, it was all because he unintentionally hurt the heart of this fish spirit who came to seek refuge, and scared him out of psychological shadows. He came to eat and drink tea.
Bai Hexian gave a "tsk", still a little upset: "How can my image and status be destroyed because of a fish spirit?" But his tone obviously softened, and his hands were slightly relaxed. He was able to breathe—although he still didn't dare to breathe.
Anyway, the fish has a lot of air in its stomach, so it is not a big problem not to pant for a while.
Lu Keyun struck while the iron was hot, implying that he would let the puffer fish go back to the mountain: "Naturally, Xianjun doesn't need to care about such trivial matters. I'm not worrying about it just because of you."
The words "worry about you" immediately made Bai Hexian feel at ease physically and mentally. Even the greasy, bald broken ball in his hand didn't look so hideous anymore, and he put it directly on the table.
"Okay, this kind of trivial matter is up to you."
As long as it is not fancy fish essence.
When he took two steps and saw the empty bowl, he suddenly doubted: "I really accidentally ate this fish essence that day?" The two people on the opposite side would not team up to deceive him.
When the Crane Demon questioned him, the fish that had just relaxed a bit puffed up again, wow, he was just here for a meal, why did Yusheng become so nervous and exciting, Bai Bawang is really scary wow.
And Lu Keyun was already prepared: "Really, Aunt Xue saw it with her own eyes, otherwise you can ask Aunt Xue?"
All the demons, people and dogs in the villa know that Aunt Xue is an honest rabbit, she is autistic and never tells lies.Lu Keyun asked Bai Hexian to ask him, and Bai Hexian's expression became more relaxed, and Lu Keyun was also secretly happy, thinking that it was fortunate that he didn't ask He Meiren to ask about sparrows and butterflies.
Especially the sparrows, they must say all kinds of nonsense.
The sparrow spirit is eating melon seeds at the moment, and the people who are really eating melon seeds, while clicking, lamenting that Comrade Xiao Lu is really amazing, he can turn danger into safety, he is worthy of being a fighter among mortals.
As for Aunt Xue, she lived up to expectations, honestly told Bai Hexian that she saw the fish spirit moving in and then disappeared after Bai Hexian ate snacks, and "identified on the spot" that it was this river fish spirit, which got Lu Keyun's secret thumbs up thumbs up.
Good Aunt Xue, the "Meritorious Rabbit" sign is not in vain for you!
This crane demon really likes to play the standard spell-casting app. Recently, Lu Keyun has made an updated version, adding more upgrades, lottery draws and other content. He usually plays in the fields until evening.
At this time, the sun has not set yet.
Bai Hexian was in a worse mood when he heard the words, and said stiffly: "If I don't come back, wouldn't it be possible that I won't see you cheating with other monsters? Well, you human being, how dare you, how dare you!" Go and pinch the puffer fish essence that has swollen into a perfect circle.
"呵——" the pufferfish made a strange sound, suspected that the balloon was leaking, and the little white eyes rolled more essence than the day he pretended to be dead.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Keyun hurriedly wanted to rescue Yu Baibai: "Xianjun, don't be impulsive, this is just a fish spirit." As a result, Bai Hexian raised his hand and stretched it out of Lu Keyun's reach.
In fact, according to the height difference between their human forms, this situation will not happen, but who makes the crane monster not a human being, and can cheat.
Lu Keyun: "...Listen to me."
Bai Hexian: "No! I won't listen!"
Yu Baibai, who was desperately trying to escape, squeezed out a few words from his throat: "Senior...Senior, listen to my explanation..."
Bai Hexian became even more ruthless: "No! I don't even listen! I know what you're going to say, damn green tea monster, you want to say 'I'm here to join this family, not to tear this family apart', right, you shameless Crescent Gege!"
The fish waved: "Oh!"
"Listen, he's still 'chirping', how can a monster of a good family be 'chirping', this is an unscrupulous virgin white lotus green tea demon!"
Lu Keyun raised his forehead, Wannian will always be tricked, Yu Baibai certainly never imagined that one day he would be able to concentrate so many complex elements in his body, and, should Bai Hexian not be allowed to watch Qiong Yao TV series anymore?
Look what's in his head!
"It's really a misunderstanding. Xianjun, you see there are so many little monsters in our yard, why do you care about one more fish spirit?" He only remembered that Bai Hexian didn't like those fluffy monsters, so he didn't listen. Said that even the fish hates it.
He obviously likes ponds best.
"How can it be the same." Bai Hexian stared at Lu Keyun with what he thought was the coldest look, intending to make Lu Keyun repent and turn around: "Those are all looking for me, this green tea fish is clearly looking for you!"
Heh, how daring to go to his and Lu Keyun's table while he was away, use his and Lu Keyun's bowl to eat his and Lu Keyun's food.
In the end, he will monopolize Lu Keyun!It's the crescent moon princess among the demons!
Lu Keyun coaxed He helplessly: "Where can it be? What's the benefit of looking for me, I can't help monsters practice. He also came to look for you, but it happened that you were out so I just helped entertain him."
"Oh?" Bai Hexian obviously didn't believe it.
"If you don't believe me, you can ask him." Lu Keyun quickly gave Yu Yu a wink.
Then I saw the pufferfish who had struggled for a long time and was covered in despair spit out two bubbles, and cried again with a wow.
Bai Hexian: "..." He looked even more indignant, complaining with blood and tears: "You actually speak for him! You speak for a foreign fish! Lu Keyun, tell me, do you only love fish and not birds at all? You, you have hurt my pure heart!"
He made a mistake, originally he thought that human beings like cats, dogs, rabbits, and voles, animals that can bury their faces in their fur and suck them, but he never expected that Lu Keyun actually likes greasy, naked fish!
But when Bai Hexian was in a complicated mood, Lu Keyun, who was dizzy from being asked, was thinking: Really, I really can't let this crane demon watch Qiong Yao's drama anymore.
Harmful.
Oh no, harm the crane.
"I don't like fish, and I don't like birds either." The man who was in a dilemma wiped his sweat and was quick to think: "I am lucky enough to meet the fairy king, so there are no fish or birds. There is no other monster in the world that is more noble than the fairy king!"
"Really?"
Originally, Bai Hexian was about to die of anger when he heard the phrase "I don't like fish or birds", but I didn't expect this guy to suddenly talk sweetly, hum, even so, he wouldn't ignore the other party's private meeting with fish spirits.
Unexpectedly, Lu Keyun said again: "And I take care of this fish for your image!"
"Xiao Lu Xiao Lu got up early, and was caught secretly, caught, caught, caught!"
The sparrow spirit, who is not a big deal when watching the excitement, hides on the sycamore tree demon, humming a song he made up in a low voice while watching the show, and asks the hedgehog spirit how he thinks it will develop next, whether the puffer spirit will be kicked as a ball Still being kicked as a ball or being kicked as a ball.
The hedgehog dare not speak.
Some people and big monsters also like to kick their hedgehogs like a ball, he doesn't want to be a ball at all, oh, poor Pufferfish.
Over there, Lu Keyun quickly pinned the blame on Bai Hexian.
He told the story of Yubaibai with great emotion, but changed the reason why Yubaibai came here from "wanting to eat delicious food" to "wanting to cultivate in the rich spiritual energy attracted by Bai Hexian".
So the development of the matter became that Yubai saw the small courtyard where Bai Hexian lived in the live broadcast room, and yearned for the beautiful environment and rich aura, so he ran from the coastal area despite the difficulties and obstacles, but was caught when he wanted to visit Bai Hexian. Bai Hexian almost swallowed it as food, and was so frightened that he could only hide in the nearby mountains, suffering great mental damage.
And he also rescued the children of the nearby villagers in the mountains. He is a really kind fish essence, not green or green tea.
"There is such a thing?" Bai Hexian expressed doubts.
This fish spirit was really attracted by aura to practice, not to hook up with Lu Keyun?He thought about it carefully, and vaguely remembered that one day when he was eating snacks in the pond, he seemed to have eaten a monster, and then vomited the thing.
But he didn't remember whether what he swallowed and vomited was the ball spirit in his hand, er, wrong, fish spirit.
After all, there are so many little monsters, how can he have time to know them.
According to Lu Keyun, it was all because he unintentionally hurt the heart of this fish spirit who came to seek refuge, and scared him out of psychological shadows. He came to eat and drink tea.
Bai Hexian gave a "tsk", still a little upset: "How can my image and status be destroyed because of a fish spirit?" But his tone obviously softened, and his hands were slightly relaxed. He was able to breathe—although he still didn't dare to breathe.
Anyway, the fish has a lot of air in its stomach, so it is not a big problem not to pant for a while.
Lu Keyun struck while the iron was hot, implying that he would let the puffer fish go back to the mountain: "Naturally, Xianjun doesn't need to care about such trivial matters. I'm not worrying about it just because of you."
The words "worry about you" immediately made Bai Hexian feel at ease physically and mentally. Even the greasy, bald broken ball in his hand didn't look so hideous anymore, and he put it directly on the table.
"Okay, this kind of trivial matter is up to you."
As long as it is not fancy fish essence.
When he took two steps and saw the empty bowl, he suddenly doubted: "I really accidentally ate this fish essence that day?" The two people on the opposite side would not team up to deceive him.
When the Crane Demon questioned him, the fish that had just relaxed a bit puffed up again, wow, he was just here for a meal, why did Yusheng become so nervous and exciting, Bai Bawang is really scary wow.
And Lu Keyun was already prepared: "Really, Aunt Xue saw it with her own eyes, otherwise you can ask Aunt Xue?"
All the demons, people and dogs in the villa know that Aunt Xue is an honest rabbit, she is autistic and never tells lies.Lu Keyun asked Bai Hexian to ask him, and Bai Hexian's expression became more relaxed, and Lu Keyun was also secretly happy, thinking that it was fortunate that he didn't ask He Meiren to ask about sparrows and butterflies.
Especially the sparrows, they must say all kinds of nonsense.
The sparrow spirit is eating melon seeds at the moment, and the people who are really eating melon seeds, while clicking, lamenting that Comrade Xiao Lu is really amazing, he can turn danger into safety, he is worthy of being a fighter among mortals.
As for Aunt Xue, she lived up to expectations, honestly told Bai Hexian that she saw the fish spirit moving in and then disappeared after Bai Hexian ate snacks, and "identified on the spot" that it was this river fish spirit, which got Lu Keyun's secret thumbs up thumbs up.
Good Aunt Xue, the "Meritorious Rabbit" sign is not in vain for you!
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