The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Things in the world are always so coincidental.

Yu Baibai is a pufferfish spirit living in the coastal area. Because of his love for the culture of Sichuan, he gave himself a very local dialect name, although no one would call him that on weekdays.

He usually doesn't think about making progress and doesn't like to cultivate, but he is very obsessed with human high-tech products.

Watch live online every day.

That's right, Yubaibai is a puffer fish who can watch live broadcasts. He is very trendy, fashionable, and well versed in Internet culture.

That is to say, when human beings surf the Internet, they never know whether it is a human or a fish that is sending barrage on the opposite side.

As a result, one day he accidentally opened a live broadcast room, and from then on, his life, no, Yusheng took a huge turn and began to lead into an unknown direction.

Lu Keyun understood a little when he heard this, and touched his face embarrassedly: "It can't be my live broadcast room."

Yubai gave him a resentful look, that's right, it's your live broadcast room.

Like all human beings who are inexplicably addicted to it, Yu Paibai soon fell, and was full of longing for the various delicacies of Lu Keyun's family.Really, I am tired of staying along the coast every day, and I really want to go there to eat delicious food.

This impulse became more and more intense, and finally one day the pufferfish summoned up the courage to pack his luggage, traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers to Lu Keyun's small courtyard, and then happily lay down in the pond of Lu Keyun's house.

Ah, it is a paradise on earth.

The air is full of aura, the water is full of aura, the flowers and plants are full of aura, even small fish fry and shrimps are full of aura.

He doesn't need to move, as long as he opens his mouth, food will be sent into his mouth, and it's all!All!very!good!eat!

Simply regal.

The story is quite beautiful up to this point, but the sense of happiness comes to an abrupt end when Bai Hexian returns home.

As we all know, Bai Hexian regards the small pond at home as his own private territory, and whenever he has time, he goes to have a happy snack, chews everything in his mouth, and is very picky about food, spitting out whatever he doesn't like.

So when the fish was lying on the bottom of the pool very comfortably and half asleep, he was picked up!

The prototyped Bai Hexian stretched his neck and swallowed a few snails and a few small shrimps, and pecked a strange fish, tasted it, hey - it was unpalatable and had a faint evil spirit, throw it away, and change it for another kind.

Plop threw the pufferfish back into the water.

For Bai Hexian, this is just the most common behavior of eating snacks, but for Pufferfish, it is like escaping from death by a thread, leaving a deep shadow in the depths of his young heart.

"It's scary, it's really scary, I've never seen such a powerful and ferocious big monster. I was just sleeping at the time, and I saw a bloody mouth swallowing me, I'm sure , At that moment, I even saw my parents in heaven!"

By the way, Yu Baibai's parents are ordinary puffer fish, the kind who died without much life span, and I don't know why their son suddenly became enlightened.

Fat Ball trembled: "You don't understand, death has never been so close to me, I was so scared, my swelling was rounder than at any time in my life, and I finally escaped from the mouth of that terrible monster with my wit and luck Come out—and then never dare to stay in that pond again."

Nonsense, if you wait for the next time, there won't be such a good thing to come back from a desperate situation.

Little life matters.

But logically speaking, after being so frightened, Yubai should return to his hometown along the coast. Although it is not easy for a fish spirit to travel through mountains and rivers, it is a bit miserable to return empty-handed, but compared with Xiaoming, he is not tired. It doesn't matter at all.

However, after enjoying such a rich aura and delicious food, Yu Baibai really doesn’t want to go back to his hometown where the aura is thin and polluted. Landing at Keyun's house, he spends his days worrying about being wronged and wronged.

He also used the stream to pour his sorrows and wrote many poems.

"Hey! It's so dangerous! The pond is so difficult, it's so difficult to go to the blue sky! The ferocious crane eats the small fish, why are the small fish at a loss! You are [-] years old, and you don't let the small fish eat."

Lu Keyun raised his forehead, don't think that layman Qinglian wouldn't jump out of the coffin and beat you when you copied Li Taibai's poem, and even changed it in a mess.

However, he never expected that the monster in the mountain stream was the fish spirit that escaped from his pond.

No, didn't Lu Keyun go up the mountain to find little stars? Why did he listen to a pufferfish telling stories here for a long time.

Although pufferfish is really a bit miserable.

Even if Bai Hexian didn't do it on purpose at all, his image of a bully might never be erased from Yu Baibai's heart.

"So you don't eat people, right? Don't worry, as long as you don't eat people, I will never let that crane bully the good demon again." Lu Keyun stroked the pufferfish "gently" and wiped his tears.

And Huhu was not interested in this kind of story at first, but when he heard Yubaibai say that Bai Hexian was a bully, he immediately nodded in agreement, and even liked watching pufferfish balls.

Yu Baibai almost fainted from crying, and shouted angrily, "How could I eat people! I really don't like eating people, people are so bad! How could I be so tasteless..."

???

So it's because it's unpalatable and a matter of taste?

Now Lu Keyun feels that his mood is a bit delicate, it is of course a good thing that monsters don't eat people, but the self-esteem that belongs to human beings weirdly wants to prove that human beings are not unpalatable and eating human beings is definitely not tasteless.

Forget it, or don't, it sounds wrong.

Shaking his still bulging body, Yu Baibai finally said something useful: "But I did see that child you mentioned." His expression was even more innocent and sad, as if all the grievances in the world had been thrown at him. On a small fish: "He accidentally fell down the mountain while mowing grass and was seriously injured."

Lu Keyun's expression changed, so did Little Xingxing fall down the mountain?

But they were all looking for it on the mountain, after so long a delay, could it be that Little Xingxing has already...

Unexpectedly, Yubai changed the subject and said slowly: "So I rescued him and hid him in the river to heal his wounds. The wounds haven't been healed yet, so I'm sure we won't find them."

"We all misunderstood you, you are really a kind little fairy." Hearing this, Lu Keyun immediately held the ball of the pufferfish, and uttered good words, anyway, he was already proficient at coaxing Bai Hexian, The words of the goblin can be said for two hours without repeating the same.

Fish swings his short fins to hold his face immediately, and shyly raises a little boy from the stream.

His messy hair, pointed face, and gray clothes were exactly the same as what Lu Keyun described. He was Xiao Xingxing. At this time, Xiao Xingxing was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, even snoring. Although his clothes were torn in a few places, But there were no signs of injury.

Unexpectedly, the pufferfish spirit, looking at its low level of cultivation, would actually be able to heal.

Just as Lu Keyun wanted to hug Little Xingxing, he heard the fish shaking his head and said: "Dear Master Lu, may I ask if you lost this golden child, or this silver child, or this ordinary child."

——I am so happy, Pufferfish has been wanting to play this meme for a long time, who knows that I never have a good chance at all.

Lu Keyun, who was suddenly teased, ruthlessly exposed him: "...but you only have one child here."

As for the gold child and the silver child that he promised, he wants them all, they are very valuable, right?

In the end, Huhu threw the fish pendulum to Lu Keyun, and then went to hug Little Xingxing back.He took a closer look and looked up and down, um, he was indeed sleeping without being confused, and the injury on his body was indeed healed, and the one who promised to return to Uncle Zhao was a young grandson with a full beard and tail.

This incident of missing a child started with great urgency, and it can come to such a perfect conclusion, thanks to pufferfish essence, Yumei's kind heart and good treatment skills.

So when Lu Keyun and Huhu were going down the mountain with Little Xingxing, they asked Yubaibai if he wanted to go back with him and settle down in the small pond at home again. He would repay him by making him a lot of delicious food, and he would try his best to restrain Bai Hexian from eating next time. Don't eat him at snack time.

Fish swing:? ? ?Is this a repayment? It sounds like killing a fish to silence it.

The poor Fat Ball suddenly felt sad, and burst into tears again, babbling: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I am so beautiful, I shouldn't come to such a small ditch to find something to eat, if I don't come I wouldn’t be coveted by the White Overlord, if I wasn’t coveted, I wouldn’t have to live in this stream that makes pufferfish unable to breathe, ah… I can’t breathe!”

He yelled and jumped directly to the ground with his belly up, straightened up and began to play dead, rolling his eyes more professionally than actors.

The helpless Lu Keyun could only pay tribute to him: "Then you keep pretending, we will go down the mountain first, and we will come to see you when we have a chance."

Fish swings: "Ah! I can't breathe!"