The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Liangfeng Youxin quickly found out the order he had placed at the beginning, read it carefully, and made sure that he did not make a mistake in the order, and that he wanted them to mess with Lu Keyun's live broadcast room.

So why on earth now...

He hastily clicked on the contact information of the director of the water army, and pointed to Rufei to seek after-sales service.

Wu Shimang was trying his best to restore his image in Lu Keyun's heart at the moment, when he saw Liangfeng Youxin's questioning, he replied casually: "Brother, don't do this, you have to have a conscience."

Liangfeng Youxin waited for a long time for such a sentence, it was a mess in the wind, you are a black navy who collects money, tell me your conscience, you are crazy.

He can only throw the screenshot of the original order to the opposite side like a domineering president, asking them to either do what he said, or wait to be complained, don't even think about getting five-star praise.

As a result, half a minute later, he received a refund on his mobile phone, and Wu Shimang's ruthless answer: "We don't want your money, we won't do your order, you go, and we will make a clean break from now on!"

what.

ha?

Even if his girlfriend wanted to break up with him, he wouldn't talk like that. Well, what's going on in this black shop, it's quite nasty.He was wrong, he was really wrong, he shouldn't have looked at the good reviews of this store and fell into the pit without thinking carefully, but now that he thinks about it, most of these good reviews are paid for by hired sailors!

Uh, wait, do you need to hire?Isn't their family themselves a navy?

……

Liangfeng Youxin almost overturned the table.

And Lu Keyun, who was happily broadcasting the live broadcast, naturally didn't know that the "competitor" who played tricks was so upright that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. After all, compared to the six-tailed demon fox and the thousand-year-old crane demon, this is nothing to worry about.

Small punishments like instigating anti-fans are enough for the other party to drink a pot.

In comparison, the crayfish in front of him is more important.

He picked up more than three catties of vigorous crayfish from the pond with a net bag. He moved the bamboo chair and sat down on the spot, holding a big prawn showing off his might and facing the camera to uncover the mystery of the problem at the beginning of the broadcast.

"The secret to making thirteen-flavored crayfish is to buy a pack of thirteen-flavored crayfish seasoning, hahahahahahahaha."

Everyone in the barrage was speechless for a while, and there were also some cheering, for example, those face-controlling fans who desperately called no matter what Lu Keyun said: "You are good-looking, you are right, crayfish and crayfish seasoning are the best match!"

But Wu Shimang and others are still begging for Fat Chicken's favor.

Lu Keyun waved the scissors in his hand to appease them: "Everyone saw it last time. There are only a few chickens in the backyard at present. When I raise another batch, they will be put on the shelves in the online shop soon. Don't worry."

Wu Shimang was obviously not reconciled, and while frantically publicizing how delicious the chicken he received was, he bombarded him with private messages, hoping that Lu Keyun could give him a few first.

It is impossible to give it to him, it will be more delicious only if it whets the appetite.

It happened that Lu Keyun took screenshots of all these private messages, and was going to show Hu Hu how popular her chicken was.

It may be that the operation of turning gangsters into fans was too coquettish and was spread out as an interesting story. Today, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has increased wildly. Now Lu Keyun can be regarded as a big Internet celebrity——If Liangfeng Youxin knew the popularity of his opponent If you don't retreat but advance, you will definitely vomit blood.

The new viewers obviously didn't know what anchor they were following. On the screen, they saw a handsome man with scissors killing crayfish indistinctly. They all said, "What's going on, what's going on, where's the chicken?"

They heard that there was a battle between black fans and chickens in a certain live broadcast room.

After a while, a well-meaning person showed them the way to watch the trumpet that broadcast the daily life of the chicken coop.

So this group of new viewers huffed for no reason, went for a long time and then came back, still confused, so what are they doing? The camera was motionless at the chicken coop. It's nothing unusual to laugh.

Or just leave. Wait, the anchor seems to have magical powers, so he doesn't want to leave for no reason.

...In this bewildered world, only crayfish is spicy!

Lu Keyun has a special technique for killing crayfish.

…Actually, it’s not that special, it’s just being lazy, twisting the head directly, and pulling the shrimp thread, it’s perfect.

Three catties of fresh crayfish are actually not much after killing them, making people hesitate to fish them out—Bai Hexian is very edible.

Forget it, let's talk about it next time.

After cleaning up the side of the pond, Lu Keyun brought the crayfish meat that could be put into the pot and the audience in the live broadcast room into the kitchen, and then happily showed them the thirteen-flavored crayfish seasoning package that he bought earlier in the morning.

"That's it, it's super convenient, even beginners in the kitchen can follow the steps printed on it."

He opened the big bag and took out the three small packets of seasoning inside.

"One pack is semi-solid, one pack is solid, and one pack is salty and fresh. They are all ready, and we are going to sanction these evil crayfish now."

The audience who could see but not eat in front of the screen were jealous.

"The anchor is super funny, and he is also a 'evil crayfish'. The crayfish did something wrong and was eaten. I cried a lot for the crayfish."

"Hahahaha, it's too middle school, and I'm still sanctioned."

"Brother Lu is so lively that he doesn't look like a programmer."

"What, someone still remembers such a long-standing setting, I have already forgotten that the anchor was once a programmer, and he has never worn a plaid shirt recently!"

Lu Keyun scratched his head in embarrassment, no, he's not a second grader, he's a decent young man, he must have been possessed by some strange thing just now to say such second grader's words, that's right.

Start the fire and heat the pot, then put down the semi-solid seasoning packet first, turn to low heat to heat up, then add the lobster and stir-fry - pay attention to drain the cleaned crayfish, otherwise it will easily burst into oil.

Stir-fry until the crayfish turn from a deep red color when they are alive to a mouth-watering light red color, then add water to the pot until all the crayfish are covered, and then add the remaining two small packets of seasoning.

To be honest, the kitchen is already very fragrant at this point, Lu Keyun didn't feel hungry at first, but now he can't wait for dinner.

Quickly turn on the high heat to boil the water in the pot, and don't forget to use a shovel to help the crayfish turn over, so that they are cooked evenly.When the soup boils completely, cook on low heat for another 5 to [-] minutes.

While cooking, Lu Keyun explained the steps to the audience, and then took out a box of soft tofu from the refrigerator and said: "You can also put some side dishes you like in it. This crayfish soup is super delicious. I'm going to put some tofu today. Very delicious."

As he spoke, he threw the tofu in with a spatula.

Bai Shengsheng's tender tofu fell into the bright red crayfish soup, and it was quickly stained with a layer of crayfish color. The gurgling appearance made people move their index fingers across the screen.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Quick, I want to know how to eat with the host in 3 minutes."

"Eight minutes have passed, have you woke up from the previous dream?"

"This is revenge against the society! We must cast aside brother Lu's cruel act of revenge against society with delicious food! I have already acted, and I just ordered a crayfish takeaway set haha."

No matter how "painfully" the people on the screen were wailing, Lu Keyun remained calm, smilingly dripping a few drops of sesame oil on a pot of crayfish, then adding a little green pepper and garlic, stirring the whole pot well and then it came out of the pot smoothly.

He pretended to smell it, showing an intoxicated expression: "It's so fragrant, I want to steal two before your brother Bai shows up." Then he immediately picked up one with his chopsticks and dangled it in front of the camera, The audience almost turned into zombies.

Unexpectedly, extreme joy begets sorrow, Bai Hexian's voice came from the kitchen door: "Okay! I heard you, you are going to steal behind my back!"

A mere human being is so arrogant...it smells so good.

Lu Keyun was immediately out of his wits, and immediately picked up the whole pot of crayfish and put on a serious and upright expression: "How is it possible, Xianjun, you must have heard it wrong, I mean wait for you to come back and eat together."

All the bullet screens were laughing like crazy, praising the host for his top-notch face-changing skills.

Bai Hexian: "Oh? Then what's on your chopsticks?"

"Tofu!" Lu Keyun quickly dropped the crayfish and replaced it with a piece of tofu: "I'll just taste it, really."

Bai Hexian took a deep look at him, and suddenly smiled: "It doesn't matter if you steal it, I forgive you." What can happen to the human beings raised by themselves, they can't be beaten or scolded.

With that said, he turned and left gracefully.

Lu Keyun burst into tears of gratitude - no, suddenly remembered why he couldn't eat the rice he cooked, really.