The daily life of the net red farmhouse

The millennium-old demon Bai Hexian's dog training method is under the box - he secretly took a demon rope and tied the dog to his wrist.

In this way, whenever the broken dog wants to catch the fat chicken again, he can pull it back in time.

Dog training (physics).

Of course, he was invisible with the tie rope, otherwise if Lu Keyun saw it, wouldn't it be telling the human being that his domineering aura is useless to this stupid dog who competes for favor and flatters him.

Such an image-destroying thing is absolutely not allowed.

So in Lu Keyun's eyes, things became like this: He Meiren, who obviously hated dogs, "suddenly" established a deep friendship with the demolition husky. Follow around, or put it another way, no matter where Erha goes, He Meiren can always be seen nearby.

Probably the relationship between animals is kind after all, nature is really amazing, Lu Keyun, a former IT elite and a straight man who firmly believes in science, sighs.

Erha: Stick out your tongue, hachihachi, I think I can't breathe.

In fact, if it had wisdom, it might feel deeply honored that a mere mortal dog of its own could force Bai Hexian to use such a high-level magic weapon as binding the demon rope, but it was a pity that it didn't have it, and it just felt constrained.

I want to play with the fat chicken, but I can't, feel wronged, and groan.

Wooow woof.

The elegant smile on Bai Hexian's face, who was showing off the results of dog training to Lu Keyun, suddenly showed a crack, and he calmly pulled the rope, and squeezed out a word between his teeth: "Good boy."

Lu Keyun, who didn't know why, laughed: "I didn't realize it before, so Xianjun, you like dogs so much."

It is not uncommon for humans to like to pet cats and dogs. It turns out that cranes also like to pet dogs.

If Bai Hexian changed back to his original form and buried his head in the dog's fur and snored... Hey, that picture is so beautiful.

Hearing the words, Bai Hexian felt black all over, and stared at Stupid Dog hard: "I'm not, I don't."

"I understand, I understand." Lu Keyun didn't care.

Duplicity is normal, just like every elder who does not want to keep cats and dogs will be conquered by cats and dogs in the end.

Although the crane demon is a bit older than all the elders, there should be no difference in essence.

Right.

Lu Keyun squatted down and patted the husky with a strange expression, raised his eyes to discuss with Bai Hexian: "In short, let's give it a name, anyway, it's also a member of our farm, Xianjun, you come?"

In fact, Bai Hexian thinks that the word "stupid dog" is quite appropriate, and faithfully stated the essence of this crap, but since the human being in front of him is begging him urgently, then he will reluctantly give him a name.

Thinking of the chirping Aunt Xue in the backyard, and seeing this annoying stupid dog, Bai Hexian opened his mouth and said, "Just Mengping."

Mengping also hates it.

Lu Keyun was dumbfounded, picked up Erha's tail and looked at it, hesitantly said: "But this is a male dog, ah bah, a male dog? No, no, a male dog."

"Joke, is Aunt Xue a banshee?"

On this day, Lu Keyun's mind was greatly shocked: "Aunt Xue is not a banshee?"

After all, he has succeeded in cultivation, and Lu Keyun can't go directly to catch the rabbit monster and watch it, but Aunt Xue chatters and speaks softly all day long, he has always regarded him as a female monster!

It turned out not to be! ! !

As it is said in "Mulan Song", two rabbits walk side by side, and An Neng can tell whether I am male or female... Even a single rabbit can't tell whether it is good or not.

Erha, no, Mengping doesn't seem to understand why one of the masters suddenly lost his mind, barking happily, the barking of the single dog is really loud.

Lu Keyun felt even more sad immediately, the gender in this room was too homogeneous.

He suddenly thought of something: "That vole spirit in the field, isn't it also a male demon?"

Bai Hexian was immediately vigilant: "It's a male demon—why, you want to hook him up again!" Damn, there are already dogs and rabbits in the house, so it can't be compared to a field mouse?

Fortunately, Lu Keyun didn't intend to go out to the field to find the vole spirit.

He just went to pack the fresh vegetables and fruits ordered by customers with a sad expression, muttering "this is unscientific", "why is there no female monster in the room", "this does not conform to the objective law of the development of things" ...

Bai Hexian didn't understand after listening for a long time. Anyway, it looked like the human being wouldn't sneak out, so he went to Yushu by the pond to catch snails in the wind.

But Mengping, under the physical constraints of binding the demon rope, couldn't reach the chicken coop and couldn't tear down the house, so she could only follow around Bai Hexian with a cute face, acting very well-behaved.

This comforted Lu Keyun a little.

Look, although it is impossible to expect this Erhu to help the housekeeper and catch the weasel, at least it will not demolish the house, which is awesome.

???

There seems to be something wrong, what a ghost.

Without this dog, the house will not be demolished at all.

In the end, the only good news was that the number of chickens in the yard did not decrease any more the next day. Lu Keyun guessed that weasels were still afraid of dogs after all. After all, weasels didn't know that huskies would never catch them.

It can be regarded as a curve to save the chicken, that's okay.

It was quiet like this for two or three days.

During the day, Bai Hexian takes Mengping to the field to cast spells together. At night, Bai Hexian sleeps in the room where Mengping sleeps outside. Lu Keyun made a doghouse for her. All are safe and sound.

Everything seems to have settled down.

Until Lu Keyun found out that there was another one missing from the baby fat chickens.

"Ahhh, it took so much effort to fatten up the frightened chicken, you damn chicken thief!"

It seems that the guy stopped stealing chickens not because he was afraid of Erha, but because he disliked that the remaining chickens were too thin, and he had to wait until they were fattened before stealing!

A mere chicken thief is actually picky about the chicken, what is the world.

Lu Keyun was so angry that he became dizzy.

At the same time, Bai Hexian, who was playing the standard spell-casting app in the field, vaguely felt a slight movement in the demon rope on his wrist, but he was busy and never believed that a mortal dog could still I didn't pay much attention to how to bind the demon rope.

After he finished planting the fields, he went to look for the dog again, and saw that Mengping was wearing the rope tied around her neck, obediently fluttering butterflies in the field, nothing unusual.

Hmph, what did he say, little fan dog, can't escape his palm.

When I went back and heard Lu Keyun say that the family had lost another fat chicken, Bai Hexian turned cold and said, "I'll come and watch tomorrow." Let's see who dares to be a monster under the nose of He Xianjun.

If it fell into his hands--

However, unfortunately, Bai Hexian stayed at home for a whole day, but nothing came, and there were no less chickens.

But as soon as he goes out to farm, Fat Chicken will disappear mysteriously.

Lu Keyun is upset, what do you mean, this chicken thief clearly fears Bai Hexian but despises him?That's right, he's just an ordinary person, but he's an ordinary person who has experienced the crazy overtime work of 996 and 007 in big cities and almost bald and fearless.

He must show the chicken thief how powerful humans are!

So the wise Lu Keyun frowned, thinking about it.

The next day, he pretended to go out with Bai Hexian, and then sneaked back from the backyard, ambush near Aunt Xue's nest, staring at the chicken nest with piercing eyes, as if he would never let go of the chicken thief if he caught the thief.

The innocent Aunt Xue was pushed into a corner by him, she wanted to protest but didn't dare, chirping quietly.

After an unknown amount of time, there was finally a rustling sound from the side of the chicken coop, which revived Lu Keyun, whose legs were almost numb after hiding for a long time, and stared at the fat chickens.

Then, he saw a figure that should not have appeared here.

Those ears, those eyes, that tail, that stupid smile, that reckless movement.

Mengping? ? ?