The daily life of the net red farmhouse

There were too many ups and downs today, Lu Keyun felt really exciting, first he was dragged to the sky by Bai Hexian during the live broadcast, and then participated in a sacrifice to the mountain god, before the sacrifice was over, a vixen appeared again.

Why do I feel like I am the hero of a novel?

"What's going on here." He looked at Bai Hexian and then at the vixen who was being held by the back of the neck, and circled her curiously.

Not to mention, this vixen's fur is so beautiful, the red is fiery red without any impurities, it is clean without any dirt, it is not like an ordinary beast at all, it makes people want to reach out and touch it.

It's a pity that just as Lu Keyun stretched out his unruly hand, he was mercilessly knocked off by Bai Hexian.

"Don't touch her, the vixen stinks very badly, and it won't wash off the smell even if you touch her for half a month."

Disgust written all over his face.

"Okay." Lu Keyun withdrew his hand in disappointment, it's the big monster who has the final say.

But the vixen didn’t do it. He used to swear and struggle, but now he heard others say that he stinks to his face, his legs shook even more, and his ears trembled with anger: "You are the one who stinks, your whole family stinks! How can I Maybe it smells like I take a shower every day! Rumors are all rumors spread by stupid humans, we don’t have body odor at all!”

Bai Hexian was also angry immediately: "Our Crane Clan is noble and elegant, and we will never stink!"

Speaking of picking up the vixen's tail, he taught her an unforgettable lesson, and released the coercion of a thousand-year-old monster—anyway, that's what Bai Hexian said. In Lu Keyun's view, it was just a strange wind blowing by, and then I saw the vixen who was cursing before suddenly shivering and curled up into a ball obediently.

"Big Brother, I made a mistake, Big Brother, I shouldn't have stolen the sacrifice."

Shake, shake, shake, shake.

Lu Keyun Zhang Er monk was puzzled: "Xianjun, what is the situation now?"

It can't be that this vixen is a mountain god. If it was a mountain god, Bai Hexian wouldn't catch her.

Bai Hexian gave the vixen a few more vicious glances, and when he turned to Lu Keyun, his brows and eyes softened a lot: "I have been offering sacrifices here every year, and the mountain gods on this mountain are on the verge of disappearing, gentle and silent, and basically do not communicate with the outside world. Recently, I often hear about supernatural events happening on this mountain. , I knew there was a problem as soon as I heard it."

"And you just saw how thick the mountains and mist are here. It is said that there must be fox demons in places with many mountains and mist."

The vixen felt very wronged by this: "I, I didn't do anything, didn't I just ask the people who came up to the mountain to eat a few chickens."

How many chickens have to worry about, human beings are really stingy and suck.

"What are you doing?" Bai Hexian stared at her coldly,

"...Big Brother, I was wrong, Big Brother, just to scare them a little bit. Really, I definitely don't eat people!" Just kidding, what's delicious about people, there are more bones and less meat, and there is no smell of fat chicken.

After arguing, Lu Keyun finally figured it out. It turned out that the vixen found traces of offering sacrifices to the mountain god when he passed by the mountain, so he had an idea and went to the mountain to pretend to be the mountain god and ask the tourists for chicken, which bluffed many people.

In fact, just asking for a few chickens is not a big problem, but some tourists do not believe in evil, not only disrespecting her "mountain god" but obediently serving fat chickens and scolding her for pretending to be a ghost.

The vixen is cunning and narrow-minded, and has a strong sense of revenge, so he deliberately prevents these people from going down the mountain, and even teases them with tricks to scare the shit out of people.

Then these things were gradually passed on as supernatural legends.

But the "Damn" person didn't know that the fox was playing the trick. After all, she acted in the name of the mountain god, so she said that the mountain was an evil god, which made the mountain god who was about to disappear even more depressed.

How can this Bai Hexian bear it?

He stared at the shivering little fox expressionlessly, with a tone that Lu Keyun had never heard before, without a trace of warmth, strong and indifferent that would not allow anyone to resist: "I know you have never eaten people, otherwise You didn't even get a chance to speak."

"If you dare to pretend to be a mountain god to scare tourists again, you know what the consequences will be."

The vixen nodded immediately, looking extremely cute.

After all, threats and warnings are things like this. It would be good if this big monster said clearly that he wanted to skin her and eat her meat and nibble on her demon pills, but the tone of the explanation and the meaning were meaningful, which is the scariest.

Practice is not easy, the fox sighed, she, she obviously just wanted to eat chicken.

It's hard being a vixen.

After sending away the vixen who promised not to do bad things again, Bai Hexian made sacrifices to the mountain god again, and then took Lu Keyun home.

Lu Keyun, who experienced the trapeze again, was already very calm. On the way, he thought that the fur of the fox demon was soft and easy to touch. He secretly regretted that he couldn't touch it a few times.

Unexpectedly, Bai Hexian seemed to have installed a monitor in his brain, as soon as he put him down, he asked him: "Have you taken a fancy to that vixen?"

"How can it be?" Lu Keyun said insincerely, "No, how stinky a fox is."

"Really?" Bai Hexian was dubious, looking up and down this "convicted" human being.

"Really really, absolutely true."

Only then did Bai Hexian let him go to the small pond, and when he was halfway there, he suddenly turned around and warned him: "The charm of the vixen is innate, if you are reluctant to part with her in your heart, it is just an illusion, don't take it seriously!"

Huh, so it can still be like this, Lu Keyun suddenly realized that Charm is actually a passive skill, no wonder he wanted to touch that fox as soon as he saw her.

But she couldn't even win over a few human tourists, it seemed that this vixen's sorcery was not very good.

At this time, the viewers in the live broadcast room had been talking about the empty living room in the camera for several hours, and finally saw their good-looking anchor come back, and they were so excited that they sent out a series of bullet screens.

Lu Keyun trotted to the computer and apologized repeatedly. He thought that the number of viewers would drop precipitously if he suddenly disappeared during the live broadcast, but he didn't expect to take a closer look. Not only were there not few people, but there were more.

How is this going?

Do the audience prefer to watch the empty mirror than watch his live broadcast?

No, not at all, how can there be such a magical hobby.

The barrage frantically swiped the screen, Lu Keyun quickly sat down to watch, most of them were asking Bai Hexian why he was dragging him to do something embarrassing, a few were asking when the fruits and vegetables he bought would arrive, some were talking nonsense, asking about farming skills Those who ask about the income of the live broadcast, those who tell celebrity gossip, those who tell folk stories, the whole thing is a hodgepodge.

He quickly answered them one by one.

"Today's batch of fruits and vegetables will be sent out immediately. Friends who bought them don't need to worry. Uh, Xiaobai took me to do something embarrassing? No, no, what are you thinking? I'm helping him with some work."

"Yes, it's considered farming. Ask me what is Xiaobai's main business?"

What kind of main business can Bai Hexian have? Even if he is handsome when offering sacrifices to mountain gods and cool when catching fox spirits, his main business is still wandering monsters without a job.Forget it, you can't say that the thousand-year-old demon is just for nothing, so give him some face. "The main business is farming."

After hearing this, the audience began to question why Zhong Tian didn't show them the live broadcast, making everyone stare at the living room where the picture didn't change for a long time, heartbroken.

Lu Keyun rubbed his nose, thinking guiltyly that the incident happened suddenly, and how could there be a live broadcast of offering sacrifices to mountain gods and catching fox spirits.

"I didn't think well today, next time, next time."

After finishing speaking, someone sent a sentence, "Forgive the host for the sake of the fact that little brother Bai is really good-looking today." Suddenly, there was a bunch of copy and paste in the back, and someone asked him where he bought Bai Hexian's cosplay costume. It looks like The quality is really good.

As a result, the others disagreed, and they all gave him popular science cosplays, which meant to restore the Two-dimensional characters. Bai Hexian's clothes did not match any characters at all, and he was obviously just a Hanfu party.

The Hanfu party was furious when they heard the words—what Hanfu, where is Hanfu, that suit does not conform to the shape of Hanfu at all!

Lu Keyun was dumbfounded, could this cause a quarrel?

What's the noise.

"Don't get excited, everyone. It's not cosplay or Hanfu. The clothes are Xiaobai himself... Uh, I made them by myself. They're just worn for fun. He likes to do those things."

Sure enough, there was no noise on the screen, and everyone admired him. It turned out that he was a master of handicrafts.

"It's over, I love Brother Xiaobai even more, he looks so cold and cold but turns out to be an asshole, the contrast is cute."

"It's cute, it's cute, it's cute, it's dead!"

"A Wei mass grave."

Lu Keyun: "???" How cute, and who is Ah Wei, why did he go to the mass grave.

At this moment, a bullet screen that was incompatible with the atmosphere of the live broadcast room floated by: "By the way, have you heard that Wuque Mountain seems to be haunted recently."