The daily life of the net red farmhouse

That night, Lu Keyun, who straightened up from the field, took a deep breath, dragged the shovel in his left hand and the hoe in the right, and set off home majesticly, with stones and mud all the way, his posture was more like a murderous madman than a murderous madman.

Hehe, this is called walking the path of the murderous madman, so that the murderous madman has nowhere to go, witty.

Today is a cloudy day, although there is no rain, the night sky becomes foggy after dark, the bright and shining stars in the past fade away, and although the moon barely hangs on the treetops, it is very dim and cannot be seen clearly, and the edges are blurred as if blurred Boiling water.

This kind of moon is called "hairy moon" in the countryside. Legend has it that when there is a hairy moon, the weather must be bad the next day, and it will be a very bad night!

"Nonsense."

Lu Keyun had nothing to do and began to popularize science for himself: "The so-called 'hairy moon' is the halo created by the refraction of moonlight by ice crystals in the high sky. It is just a halo. Science shows that this indicates that there is a high probability that it will be windy tomorrow, so it is true that it is not good weather. What is a 'big ominous' It's just nonsense."

How fierce can it be? Can it be more fierce than him holding a shovel and a hoe?

…Speaking of which, that guy Michelin insisted on telling him a ghost story when he was full last time. He said that when walking at night, if someone calls his name behind him, he must not turn his head. After being blown out, the ghost immediately took advantage of the gap to make him do this and that and that and that.

Listen, is this what a programmer should say? How long can humans live if there is fire on their shoulders every day?

There is no logic at all.

Cough, but if there is any weird voice calling him from behind later, he will never turn back. This is out of prudence, which is very reasonable.

"Shhh."

"Shua la Shua la."

Lu Keyun was thinking wildly, when a strange sound came from the grass behind him, it was definitely not footsteps or a shovel or hoe dragging on the ground, it was obviously in the grass.

He froze all over, and immediately turned his head back and said, "It's a murderer, not a monster, a ghost, a murderer, not a monster." He tightly gripped the two heavy weapons in his hand.

The feeling of being peeped by something came again.

The sight hidden in the dark enveloped Lu Keyun, making him clearly feel what it means to be "like a glow on his back", as if the eyes could turn into substance and chill him.Difficult and careful to turn his face a little bit, two strange red lights even appeared in the corner of his vision.

???

!!!

Red Lantern!

Ghost Marriage!

Although he is indeed single, he really doesn't think about it. Hey, can you just pass by, or wait for the next shovel to knock the ghost bride to pieces? It's not a good scene, isn't it?

Lu Keyun swallowed his saliva and weighed between a hoe and a shovel for a moment and chose the shovel, which has a larger area and more damage. After thinking about it, he felt that he could not sit still, and would be more powerful if he took the initiative to attack, so he swung the shovel and turned around to charge The bushes snapped down.

The speed of the action is astonishing.

Then it was blank.

In the grass, a frog that had escaped the catastrophe looked at the crazy human in horror, croaked and jumped up and down to escape for his life. It came out to eat some worms. It didn't want to die.

And Lu Keyun wiped the sweat from his forehead, and heaved a long sigh of relief. After a long time, he was just a frog. A frog catches pests. A good friend of mankind, he is not afraid.

The young man who is relieved thinks about his suspicious appearance these days and wants to laugh. What kind of goblins, ghosts, murderers and madmen, where are there so many dangers? Besides, he is not afraid of shadows, and he has never done anything wrong in his life. "ah!!!"

In the grass, the two faint red lanterns lit up again, and gradually rose, as if some invisible existence was holding them up.

A ferocious and huge black figure suddenly appeared and rushed towards him!

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!"

Lu Keyun didn't know how to describe this thing at all, the huge black shadow was taller than the two of him, and the two red eyes were embedded in the black shadow and stared at him, emitting an evil light.

White teeth, sharp toes and claws, and two sharp objects on the top of the head, like two knives, swept towards him with a bloody wind.

This is definitely not a thief, robber, murderer, it is clearly that kind of indescribable thing.

The ferocious black shadow can even talk, and Lu Keyun can't hear what it is saying in the wind. It feels like "take your life, take your life" and other life-threatening whispers, which makes people's hearts and souls frightened. Kong fell into hell.

Or this thing is an evil ghost that climbed up from hell, maybe it's the ghost fish relatives of Niuzhuji that he ate to take revenge. No, I knew that he should eat more, or he would lose money.

Suck.

Desperate Lu Keyun waved his shovel indiscriminately. Even if he died, he would fight until the last moment.

"grumble!"

Hey, did he hear some strange sound? Anyway, it must not be coming from the ferocious monster in front of him. The shovel continued to hit.Probably enraged by the resistance of the mere human beings, the black shadow suddenly expanded several times, directly engulfing Lu Keyun's entire body.

It's over, there is no more future, goodbye dear parents, friends, colleagues, goodbye friends in the live broadcast room, goodbye Mediterranean Erhao and Zhaofeng and Zhaofeng, and goodbye Bai Hexian and Bai Hexian who have a big temper and eat more Bai Dabai two white three...

Do not!

If he hadn't met Bai Hexian, how could he have opened the door to the new world, and how could these monsters have found him? It was all the fault of that crane monster.

"Ah, Bai Hexian, I will never let you go in my life."

Lu Keyun uttered a sincere cry at the end of his life.

Then the ferocious shadow stopped.

Huh?Lu Keyun, who was holding the shovel in a daze, didn't know why, could it be that this terrifying big monster also had a grudge against Bai Hexian, so when he heard himself scolding him, he happily left him alive?

How can such a good opportunity be missed, a person as quick-witted and full of desire to survive as him, who can resign from a big city for the sake of his hair, now he should be scolded for his life.

"Bai Hexian, a cheapskate, violent and violent, robbing the small pond of the civilian boy! Big bully, really heartless, he eats ghost fish and I drink soup!"

So please, big brother, I really didn’t eat your relative’s fish, thank you, maybe I just ate a little bit.

Suddenly, a hand as white as jade, slender as bamboo and flawless stretched out from the side, gently and skillfully picked up the ferocious black shadow and put it aside, as naturally as throwing a ball, a cool voice sounded: "What did you say? You Say it again."

……

Is it too late to regret now?

In the past, Lu Keyun would never have imagined that he would experience life and death within a few seconds, life and death, just like although he hoped that Bai Hexian would come out to save him in his heart, he did not expect that the other party would appear in such a situation.

"I, did I talk just now? I thought I was dead." Lu Keyun quickly put on an innocent and pure expression, and was about to cry: "Xianjun, it's terrible! I almost can't raise fish for you anymore Raising shrimp and snails!"

Bai Hexian stared at Lu Keyun with a half-smile: "Oh? Do you want to raise it for me? I'm not a cheapskate, cranky, big bully, really unscrupulous?"

Damn it, this human actually thinks of him that way, he is not petty, irritable, bully or unscrupulous, he is so noble, elegant, beautiful, gentle, generous and considerate, yet he is willing to accommodate these people.

Human beings are so introverted, he rushed over as soon as he sensed that Lu Keyun was in danger, but what did he hear?

Bai Hexian was so angry that he almost couldn't be cool, he just wanted to teach that monster who didn't have long eyes and dared to scare Lu Keyun to vent his anger.

As for why Lu Keyun was not directly taught a lesson, the main reason is that people are too fragile to be touched, eh.