The daily life of the net red farmhouse

"Master, what about the three-storey villa?"

"Yes, there are indeed three floors."

"What about the ten-acre garden?"

"The wasteland outside is yours! Plant some flowers and it will be a garden. And the one behind the house is also, Yun'er, it's actually more than ten acres."

"uncle……"

"Yun'er, don't dislike it. You have to think that this is for you. If you want to live in it, you can renovate it. If you don't want to live in it, you can let it go. Anyway, such a large piece of land is not worth it if you can sell it. Less money."

Well, Lu Keyun actually knew what the other party said was right. After all, he was given away for free. It is very touching that the distant relatives with nine bends and eighteen bends can think of him, and the uncle didn't ask him to resign or offend the boss. It was because he himself was oppressed as a 996 social animal for so long that he resisted a little bit fiercely, a little bit.

In the end, it was hard to get off the tiger.

Seeing that it was getting late today, he decided to take a look at the "villa". If he could live there, he would stay for one night. If he couldn't, he would find a small hotel in the town and settle down. He would think about what to do next tomorrow.

But despite taking three deep breaths, the scene in the room still opened Lu Keyun's eyes.

How should I put it, it's even more dilapidated than the outside.The ground is also muddy, because there is too much moss and the ground is green. The second and third floors are made of wooden planks, and they have been bitten by termites almost like a colander. Running around is clearly a paradise for snakes, insects, rats and ants.

All animals are suitable for living, but they are not suitable for living.

The only merit is probably that it is really natural, very environmentally friendly, and completely original and pollution-free.

It was obvious that he couldn't sleep in this kind of place at night, Lu Keyun sighed, dragged his suitcase to the small hotel in the town and got a room, and began to think about life all night.

Are you going back to the Shanghai stock market?But he really can't stand the social life. It's 996. In fact, it's working overtime until late at night all year round. The salary and bonus don't go up, but the work is getting more and more. Even though he's still young, he doesn't have obesity, baldness, tenosynovitis, and waist. Occupational diseases such as herniated intervertebral discs, but how long you can stay up late, health will never be restored.

Besides, the entire IT world has heard that he danced on the boss's desk arrogantly in order to resign... Whether he can find a job again is a problem.

But if we stay, it will be a big project to repair this "big villa" and "big garden of more than ten acres" to the extent that people can live in it. It will definitely cost a lot of money to find the construction team and decoration team, not to mention buying various renovations. Materials, I don't know if the poor balance on the bank card can last.

Why is life so difficult, woo woo woo.

The sad Lu Keyun was exploring the haunted house of the dilapidated farmhouse in his dreams that night. From time to time, the big face of the former Mediterranean Erhao boss appeared in the old bricks and tiles to scare him, and he was pressed down on the moss-covered mud floor I wrote the instructions, one after another, and then a room full of customers who looked like elementary school students surrounded him and shouted "I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand", "Rewrite, rewrite, rewrite".

It's too scary, people are scarier than ghosts really!

After waking up from this exhausting dream, Lu Keyun stared at the ceiling of the small hotel, and made a painful decision: stay, must stay.No matter how difficult it is to renovate a dilapidated farmhouse, can it be more terrible than social animals working overtime? Anyway, it is he who decides how to repair it, how he wants to make it, and what aesthetics he wants. Wouldn't it be fun!

Lu Keyun, who made up his mind, felt that he didn't even need to hire construction personnel to renovate. He could buy the materials and renovate by himself. Not only would it be 100% in line with his wishes, but it would also save a lot of money. Of course, the key point is to save a lot of money. money.

Poor dogs can't afford to hurt.

Although Lu Keyun didn't know anything about construction and decoration before, he was not stupid. He knew that most people in this impoverished area built and repaired houses by themselves, and every household was very experienced.And now that the Internet is developed, you can learn everything on video sites, from teaching in various small languages ​​to 3D printing to how to build a helicopter, as long as you can't think of it or find it online, you can learn it without any problem.

After figuring it out, Lu Keyun went back to "Sisters' Farmhouse" again. Yesterday he watched it with a feeling of shock, sadness and displeasure. All he thought about was the shortcomings. Now after careful inspection, he found that the whole house does not need to be demolished and rebuilt. You only need to do some work of reinforcement, replacement, cleaning and modification. Of course, the amount of work is still very large.

Probably because he noticed that there was movement in this old house that had been deserted for a long time, the townspeople who were a little closer came to watch. Lu Keyun greeted them one by one and gave them some small gifts from the Shanghai market. He became enthusiastic, and when he heard that he was going to renovate the house, he gave him advice and even offered to help.

Lu Keyun was in need of helpers, so he didn't refuse much, and planned to send them some affordable daily necessities as a thank you later.

Seven or eight uncles and aunts and the new owner of the dilapidated building first cleaned the inside and outside of the dilapidated building. Snakes, insects, rats and ants should be caught and killed. Fat cauliflower snake, the cauliflower snake is not poisonous, but it is a bit scary to be so thick and fat wrapped around the beam.

It's a pity that Lu Keyun has never been afraid of this kind of thing, and even thought it would be better to make snake soup at night.

However, as soon as his proposal came out, everyone strongly opposed it. It turned out that the local folk custom believed that snakes living in houses belonged to house gods and could keep the house safe.Even if you catch it, you can't hurt it, let alone eat it. If you want to raise the house god, you should put the snake back. Even if you don't want to raise the snake, you should respectfully release the snake to show your respect to the house god.

As a staunch atheist, Lu Keyun naturally didn't understand the logic of this legend at all, and even asked: "What if it's a poisonous snake? Is it possible that the poisonous snake should continue to be kept at home? Even if it is released, it is not good. If it bites What to do with others."

Unexpectedly, the townspeople looked at him lovingly after listening to such scientific words, and the eyes of "the young people from the city are really ignorant". How can it be a house god? Even if caught at home, it is an evil god, and it will definitely be killed. A house god is a house god, and a poisonous snake is a poisonous snake. It’s not the same thing.”

"..." The double standard was so fresh and refined that Lu Keyun was speechless.

Well, since everyone is not allowed to eat this cauliflower snake, and it is indeed non-poisonous and pollution-free, Lu Keyun had no choice but to go outside with the townspeople to send away the plump family god. , very ceremonial.

Lu Keyun swallowed, he really wanted to eat snake soup, suck it up.But for the sake of this fat snake helping him to eat a lot of mice and insects in the house, let's have a bowl of fried rice with eggs tonight. After all, fried rice with eggs is the cheapest, and some shrimps are also delicious.

Speaking of shrimps, Lu Keyun thought that the open space in front of the house would be so big, and after the villa was finished, he could dig a pond and raise some small fish, shrimps and snails, which would look good and be edible.