The daily life of the net red farmhouse

With an alarm in his mind, Lu Keyun immediately rushed out of the door with his long legs, and rushed to the yard to see his newly planted shallots and garlic, pretending that he hadn't said anything just now.

This crane monster is really scary, it obviously has a skin like a fairy, and it can always scare people half to death when they open their mouths.

After all, he loves to eat so much, why is he still in such good shape?The waist is the waist and the legs are the legs, and the eight-pack has a lot of half abs. It is unfair to dress like a big star and look thin and fleshy when undressed.

The poor star eats boiled vegetables and leaves every day. As for him, he even catches ghost fish from the netherworld to eat, which is extremely cruel.

Touching the shallots that are working hard to grow, they are cute and delightful. This is what should be in the world.

Speaking of which, this onion is a wild onion that Lu Keyun specially dug from the suburbs. It has a very strong fragrance. It would be a waste to plant onions and garlic in the ground, so he directly plants them in the yard and picks fresh ones for cooking every day.

There are eight flower pots in a row by the pond, four pots of green onions and four pots of garlic, which can't be distinguished from a distance.

Wait until winter to plant a few more pots of narcissus... One day, if my eyesight gets blurred, the whole family may have to eat stir-fried narcissus, and Bai Hexian will definitely be furious - the subconscious mind naturally feels that Bai Hexian will still live here in winter, and Lu Keyun didn't notice anything wrong for a while.

The once staunch atheist was taught an unforgettable lesson by fate.

I want Bai Hexian to come, because he has watched "Deep Love in the Rain" too much, and now he doesn't wear his white-bottomed gold wide-sleeved gown, he has changed into a Republic of China fashion, and keeps asking Lu Keyun if he is fashionable.

It's hard to say whether it's fashionable or not, but it's quite nostalgic anyway.

Fortunately, it doesn't matter if someone looks good and wears a sack.He Meiren of the Republic of China did not mention the topic of "whether the dog essence is good or not" just now, but pulled out a book from his sleeve and handed it to Lu Keyun as if by magic: "Treasured for thousands of years, take it and study it carefully."

"Give it to me?" Lu Keyun was flattered: "Could it be the secret book of cultivating immortals?"

One thing is also very strange, since the world has become so bizarre that cranes can be cultivated into crane demons, trees can be cultivated into dryads, and even snails can be transformed into snail girls, why can't people cultivate into adult demons... Well, it really can't, This requires surgery.

After taking the cheat book and looking carefully, there are a few large characters crookedly written on the cover: These are delicious.

The style of painting changes suddenly, and everything can be said in one word.

"This thing, is it a recipe? You wrote it?"

This development is not quite right. Normally, it shouldn’t be something like elixir or immortality. At worst, teach him a few small spells to start adventures, right? What’s the situation with this recipe? His ambition is not Go to New Oriental.

Bai Hexian looked at him with the whites of his eyes: "Since you only know how to cook home-cooked dishes, you should study hard. This is a private recipe. Ordinary gods and ghosts can't see it even if they want to. It's cheap for you."

Lu Keyun: ... Shouldn't he be grateful?

But which gods and ghosts would want to read the recipes!

Probably in order to prove Bai Hexian's words, Bai Dabai came here two times and three times after hearing the news, and they all crowded around him eagerly stretching their necks, as if what he was holding in his hand was not a recipe but some sweet pastry.

Very reluctantly "cuckoo pigeon".

"Forget it, Xianjun, don't threaten them secretly, at least they are your closest blood relatives." Just bullying them is not good enough.

silence.

Two seconds later, the three cranes dispersed with a clatter and continued to walk around the farm with nothing to do.

Opening this ancient, yellowed, millennium-old collection, Lu Keyun had a complex expression, his eyes kept turning between the book and Bai Hexian: "Ahem, Xianjun's writing is quite individual. "

It's almost as "pretty" as if you caught a field mouse and let it hold an earthworm in its claws.

Hearing this, Bai Hexian's eyes drifted to the upper right, pretending to be very interested in a spider hanging on the treetop, and intending to confuse this "compliment" directly.

Lu Keyun found a bug.

"No, didn't you think that human cooking was unpalatable before? How could you memorize recipes?"

Under Lu Keyun's repeated questioning full of the spirit of scientific exploration, Bai Hexian had to admit that the recipe was not his, but was "kindly and kindly" taken from a vole spirit just now.

...It really is a vole spirit, Lu Keyun can almost imagine how that poor little trembling at the feet of the bully He Meiren, feeling sorry for the vole spirit.

"Although monsters, no, the immortals may not pay much attention to this. I think it would be better to exchange something on an equal and voluntary basis." Lu Keyun suggested cautiously.

It may be too late, that vole spirit may have been eaten by Bai Hexian, just because of this recipe, it suddenly suffered an indiscriminate disaster, how unfair the heavens are!

"You're talking nonsense!" Bai Hexian suddenly became irritable: "There is no such thing as a vole in my diet, and besides, he has become a spirit, and we never eat companions who have become spirits—except for those who have hatred."

"Hey, so it's not the big monster eating the little monster, the fish from Niuzhuji..."

"Those are ordinary ghost fish, untrained."

All right, ordinary ghost fish, the world of monsters is so colorful and bizarre.Ghost fish are common, and I don't know what kind of fish is unusual.

"What happened to the field mouse?"

Although he was not buried in the belly of the crane, the recipes that had been recorded for many years were robbed for no reason and he was threatened by a big demon. It is estimated that the whole mouse is not very good.

Bai Hexian completely disagrees with this point.

"He's fine. In exchange, I'll let him live in your field. With me covering him, he no longer has to worry about being bullied by humans and other monsters. Isn't it happier than hiding in Tibet?"

What he said is reasonable and convincing, but why is a vole spirit being bullied by humans?

Bai Hexian snorted coldly: "Human beings don't dare to bully, they open up mountains and reclaim seas. That kind of little thing is not courageous in the first place, even if it becomes a spirit, it doesn't have much ability, and that one even stutters."

Automatically ignoring the first half of the sentence, Lu Keyun sketched in his mind the appearance of a chubby vole covering his face with his small paws and stammering, too bad it felt a little cute.

Arouse infinite love for cute little animals.

Now looking at the crooked fonts on the menu like spring worms and autumn snakes, I don’t think it’s ugly anymore. Maybe it was written by field mice with earthworms as pens. Even if the picture appears in children’s cartoons, it is not at all inconsistent. feel.

"Are you very concerned about other goblins?" Bai Hexian looked suspicious.How dare this human being be dissatisfied with him?

Lu Keyun said solemnly: "Protecting the environment and caring for nature is everyone's responsibility." The little goblin is also a part of nature, there is no problem at all, he is really a good citizen.

This book contains many dishes that Lu Keyun has never heard of. Some of them should have been stolen from people, and some of the ingredients don't look like people's food from the names. They are probably exclusive to monsters.

For example, what kind of fat animal meat sounds like it has a lot of fat.

Bai Hexian urged him to quickly find a few easy-to-make and delicious dishes to feast on. Lu Keyun happened to turn to a page of "Jade boiled with gold", and the ingredients only needed the most common one, bamboo shoots.

Summer is not here yet, and now is a good time to dig out the last spring bamboo shoots. Although they are not as tender as those at the beginning of spring, they need to be deep-fried to make Jinzhuyu, and the thicker ones are more delicious.

It happened that Lu Keyun remembered that there were some wild bamboo forests on the nearby mountains, he had seen them when he went to the ground, and hurriedly dragged Bai Hexian with a hoe to dig bamboo shoots.

Bai Hexian's eyes widened: "I am a majestic fairy, how can I go to the mud for food."

"Isn't it scouring in the pond?" The pond was full of snails before, and Lu Keyun directly gave him the hoe: "Then do you want to eat it? I will dig for a long time by myself."

"...Forget it, because you are so weak and helpless."