The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Lu Keyun couldn't even imagine how he got home that day, anyway, life in the countryside has returned to calm.

The drought is over, the crisis is resolved, and the medicine is pitifully and helplessly used as a dryer in Lu Keyun's house.

Yaoyao—the new name given to "Dryer" by all the little monsters, and whoever told him to be okay would "Yaoyao Cheke make trouble", making the ears of both humans and monsters hurt.

"No! My whole body is not for drying clothes, damn wet clothes, go away, go away!"

Yao Yao was tied to the railing and complained hoarsely.

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

Bai Dabai Er and Bai San still threw their clothes towards him with peace of mind, Sparrow Jing even asked Yaoyao to dry Meng Ping's hair after bathing, it's really a fully automatic, multi-functional, cost-effective and value-for-money dryer machine.

Seeing such a "warm and harmonious" scene, Lu Keyun sighed in admiration: "There are no useless monsters in the world, only monsters that are misplaced."

As a result, Bai Hexian stared immediately: "What do you mean, who else do you want besides me?!"

"..."

I'm not, I don't.Lu Keyun supported his forehead.

Ever since he acquiesced that he was a married man and went through an inexplicable detour, that Fairy Bai He... his brain circuit has become even more strange.He always feels that monsters all over the world are his rivals in love in his eyes.

Lu Keyun coaxed him gently: "You really think too much about Xianjun, except for a monster like you who loves uniqueness, I'm probably not as attractive as Aunt Xue in the eyes of other monsters."

Although these words seemed to belittle himself, Lu Keyun really didn't understand what Bai Hexian liked about him.

handsome?

Well, he is really good looking, but among the monsters, whoever can transform into a human is not a handsome man or a beautiful woman. Huhu is still a relative of Daji, as beautiful as he wants, and Bai Hexian doesn't see him. He just wants to hit him twice. Down.

Are you good at cooking?

To be honest, his cooking is at the level of ordinary home-cooked dishes. Good taste depends on good ingredients. It will be more delicious if you change the chef. He is still very self-aware about this.

Can farm?

This is even more of a joke. In fact, most of the farming is done with the help of the little monsters, as well as the aura irrigation brought by Bai Hexian.

Well, it can't be because he can write code.

Lu Ke, who was puzzled, couldn't help asking Bai Hexian, but Bai Hexian looked him up and down inexplicably excitedly, and said, "Don't underestimate yourself. Although you really have no good points, don't worry, I won't despise you."

Then put on a face full of "I'm kind and ask for praise".

???

Lu Keyun felt that this crane monster really deserved a beating, if he couldn't beat him up, he would immediately make his handsome face bloom.

You shouldn't ask such a question that can make Bai Hexian's tail go up.

The Internet celebrity anchor could only find answers from other sources, and asked his audience during a live broadcast one day: "You say, if there is someone who is more handsome than you, richer than you, and almost perfect except for his brain, then Why does he like you?"

The barrage almost burst the screen with laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Depend on!Lu Keyun almost fell on his back in anger.

But apart from the booing and watching guys, some CP fans smelled something different from this question.

Bai Lu is a natural couple: "Hey, handsome, rich, powerful and perfect, doesn't that mean little brother Bai?"

I am the most beautiful in all ages in the world: "How is it possible, do we look like we are out of our minds in vain?"

Lu Lu also wants to be coquettish today: "Oh, how can you take words like 'bad brain' seriously, it's obviously flirting, what a big piece of dog food!"

Bai Bai and Lu Lu are on good terms: "Wait, wait a minute, what the fuck, did Brother Lu just mean that he and Xiao Bai are real??? Oh heaven and earth, sisters, we're so real! Already!"

As a result, the CP fans went crazy and began to dance wildly on the screen. Those who sprinkled flowers and danced wished a happy marriage for a hundred years and even wished an early baby, completely occupying the live broadcast room.

Chigua Luren: What's going on, the anchor got married suddenly?

Lu Keyun: What's going on, I got married suddenly?

Eat melon passerby: Then I will also talk to a premature son.

Lu Keyun: Okay, thank you everyone——no, what's the situation, you guys answer my question first, hello?

All in all, after that day, a new legend circulated in the live broadcasting world-the handsome young man who engaged in daily farming actually came out in public, and miraculously not only did not lose fans, but also gained a wave of fans.

Lu Keyun: That's not the case, listen to me, I didn't...

Then Bai Hexian leaned down from behind and put his arms around him, asking, "What are you eating today? Why isn't there anything in the kitchen?"

Lu Keyun blindfolded sadly: Well, I have.

Anyway, the uncooked rice had already been forcibly cooked, so it seemed useless to dwell on the reason.

However, planting flowers intentionally but not blooming, and unintentionally planting willows and willows to make shade, just after Lu Keyun stopped worrying about why Bai Hexian likes him, he suddenly found the answer.

The main reason is that Bai Hexian stopped watching Qiong Yao drama that night, and actually watched "Legend of the New White Snake" in a leisurely manner.

And looked at frowning, thoughtful.

"This snake demon is not quite right." Finally he said to Lu Keyun seriously.

Lu Keyun thought about it for a while, and felt that there was something wrong with the white lady liking such a useless and cowardly man like Xu Xian, but Bai Hexian obviously didn't mean that, and he asked a technical question: "She said she had only cultivated for 1000 years, how could her mana be so high?" ?”

"Water flooding the golden mountain, hum, this is at least the level that the big monster has only been able to do for 3000 years."

"The screenwriters simply have no common sense."

Lu Keyun: ... Isn't this nonsense.If the screenwriter can have the common sense of the monster world, then what kind of person is the screenwriter, most likely a monster.

But Bai Hexian is very concerned about this, thinking that "Legend of the New White Snake" has seriously misled human beings' perception of monsters, and feels that it is necessary to talk to the screenwriter.

screenwriter:! ! !No!don't come here!

Lu Keyun stopped him because he wanted to talk about it, so he had to tell the thousand-year-old crane monster a secret-the TV series are so fake, and in fact, human beings don't fall in love like in Qiong Yao's TV series.

Hemei was stunned: "What, you don't fall in love like this?"

"It's not 'you are the wind, I am the sand that lingers to the end of the world' or 'the mountain has no edges and the sky and the earth are in harmony with the king' or 'I am here to join this family, not to destroy this family'?"

Well, in fact, the last situation is still easy to appear.

Of course Lu Keyun couldn't say that, he solemnly agreed, and used himself as an example: "You see, I am not like this."

Bai Hexian still couldn't believe it: "I thought you were just shy but actually loved me to death... Wait, what do you mean, you don't love me?"

It's going to blow up!

The crane feathers are about to explode!

Lu Keyun was so scared that he quickly took Bai Hexian's hand and explained: "No, no, Xianjun is right, I'm just shy! I, I mean that all kinds of polyamorous love in TV dramas are fake, and we humans are more specific."

I don't know if Bai Hexian believed this, anyway, he looked at Lu Keyun with various scrutinizing eyes for a long time before he "hummed".

——He just knew that this human being loves him so much that he can't extricate himself!

But since the TV series are all made up, not only made up monsters but also made up humans, then he won't go to the screenwriter who has no common sense to settle accounts, hey, he is really generous.

Seeing this, Lu Keyun heaved a sigh of relief, and after silently reviewing the close call just now for a long time, he suddenly realized something.

The reason why Bai Suzhen, the snake demon in the story, insists on dating, marrying and having children with Xu Xian, who has no merits, is mainly because Xu Xian saved her in a previous life, so she wants to repay her life-saving grace.

In the same way, Bai Hexian directly bound him, a straight former straight man, to repay his kindness?

The logic before and after this is very smooth, well-founded and convincing.

But when did he save Bai Hexian's life?

Because the drought followed to catch a certain owl, this time it doesn't count, because obviously Bai Hexian had "coveted" him for a long time before that, although in the mouth of the crane monster, everything originated from human beings secretly falling in love with him first.

Definitely earlier.

as a child?

But after thinking about it, Lu Keyun couldn't remember where he saved Bai He. He probably never came into contact with such a high-end and high-end monster, or was it the time he picked up Bai Hexian in Jianghe Town?

But at that time, although Bai Hexian was injured, it was not serious. Even if no one rescued him, he would probably recover, which was far from being a life-saving grace.

This is embarrassing, it can't be saved by him in his previous life or in his previous life, then he really doesn't know.

Forget it, it's pointless to entangle with these things now, as long as you can roughly understand why Bai Hexian has a "soft spot" for him, so that you don't have to wonder all day whether He Meiren has a nerve in his mind that has been accidentally locked. Sick.

Having said that, the monsters are so good, as long as they are saved, they will definitely come to repay their favor, which is touching.