Savior? No!I just want to stay home

The flying lesson incident was exposed after four days of heated discussions among the four students.For the lions, although what Harry rescued was a real poisonous snake, the flying skills he showed that day were really cool, and with a big snake weighing hundreds of catties, you can also have a beast on the hippocampus. The unscathed escape from the sharp claws of the lions is in line with the definition of a hero by lions, so Harry has the honor to become the first little snake not to be rejected by the lion courtyard in a hundred years-the senior lion cubs will even be held by him Sneaky cleansing spells for him during labor services on the grounds that it would be abusive to leave such a delicate little fellow alone!I completely forgot that it was this "slim" little guy who took care of a huge beast by himself not long ago.

"I said, have you ever been in love?" Harry scratched Mrs. Loris's chin and asked the person sitting opposite him drinking tea.

"Pfft~" Filch took a sip of tea and immediately offered it to the freshly cleaned floor, and then began to cough vigorously - the good relationship with Filch was one of the fruits of Harry's more than ten days of labor.On a sudden whim, he tore off a piece of lamb chops for Nagini and handed it to Mrs. Loris who was looking at the dry cat food with a sad face. This can be called the worst cat in the wizarding world The picky cat is attached to him, and by the way, Filch's attitude towards him is getting better day by day (he never thought that his precious pet likes to eat lamb! No wonder he changed countless kinds of fish and couldn't satisfy its needs~ ), which eventually became what it is now.

After coughing for a long time, Filch finally regained his strength and glared at Harry angrily. "Why don't you work hard here and go crazy? Ask me if I've been in love... It's really wrong."

"The places that need to be cleaned are all done, because of the kindness of the students~" Harry gave Filch a look of "you understand", "Well, I also think it is a bit inappropriate to ask you about this kind of thing, um , It should be said that it is too inappropriate." He shrugged, "But I really can't find anyone to consult~ Or do you have any good recommendations?" Abraxas and Voldemort, those two unscrupulous people, asked in vain. , Narcissa's words will definitely ridicule him to death - in other words, he really didn't expect this girl to have such a tough personality, she is very gentle and graceful after marrying a woman~ As for the other students... No, let Lucius If you know it, you will definitely turn your back on him.

[Alas~] Harry sighed in his heart, why he could help others to analyze emotional problems accurately, and even tell at a glance whether a person has a crush on another person, but he made trouble for himself?This is the so-called black under the lights?

"Why don't you just ask your blond friend? Although I haven't heard of any scandals with him, his father is famous for being a playboy." Filch rolled his eyes unbearably, and couldn't believe that he was in broad daylight. Not working, not to mention drinking afternoon tea with a first grader, but also discussing these strange issues.Since this guy named Harry came to provide labor services, his workload has been reduced a lot. It seems that almost all the students in the school are restraining themselves from polluting the environment or causing damage, so as not to let this guy work too much. Really The popularity is so good that it makes people jealous!Filch thought to himself, but actually couldn't be jealous anyway, because he was one of those people who spoiled Harry himself.

"He's the last thing to ask..." Harry muttered in a voice only he could hear. "Forget it, I'll figure it out on my own, and I don't know if it's useful to check the book."

"If you check the book, there won't be so many people who would die and live for it~" Filch rolled his eyes skyward, "You don't want to fall in love, do you? Do you have someone you like?" He looked up and down Harry, "You're only in first grade, just 11 years old, don't you think it's too early?"

"That's the crux of the matter—I haven't figured out whether I like it or not." Harry showed a blank expression, "However, although it is a bit early for me, but the other party is very good, if I don't strike early Get ahead of others."

"Why don't you take it first?" Filch came up with a bad idea with a smirk on his face, "Anyway, with your brain and that kind of affinity that comes from nowhere, it's really easy to completely conquer a person."

"Very bad idea!" Harry rolled his eyes at him, then looked down in thought as he spoke. "What if I find out that I don't really like him after I get it? Get rid of him? Wouldn't that hurt others? That guy is very reasonable in this respect! Really~ I would rather he be more romantic than Save me having to think about it before I even started, it’s a real headache~" After complaining, Harry raised his head and met a shocked face.

"What's the matter? Why this expression?"

"It's actually Lucius Malfoy! This goal is really... magnificent." Filch murmured.

"How did you guess?" Harry blinked. "It was obvious when I faced him?" Lucius had been at his labor service the night before, and Filch had been there.If this is the case, it will be easy to handle. If everyone knows that I have always been able to hide my emotions very well, this alone can explain the problem.Maybe he is really crooked, but he just didn't realize it?Harry rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"No, I can't see it at all." Filch shook his head, the surprise on his face still not fading. "You just said 'he' instead of 'she', and you said that he has excellent conditions and dedicated feelings, and then think of your circle of friends and Malfoy as a ready-made consultant, but you refuse to use this, except that he doesn't There will be others." Said very firmly.

"Wow~" Harry was surprised. "Dumbledore interviewed you when you came to Hogwarts? He asked you to do this job? It's a waste of money, waste of money~ You can deduce the truth from a few inconspicuous information, genius, It's really amazing."

"Hehe~ It's not as powerful as you said." Filch was amused by Harry's exaggerated tone, "It's very kind of Dumbledore to give me this job, and the salary is not too low. He will probably only pay half of my salary, who made me a... alas!" At the end, he sighed deeply, his wrinkled face was full of disappointment.

"He's really good in that regard." Harry nodded, "but it's undeniable that he's a waste of resources. Filch, I have a job that's very suitable for you and I want to recommend it. How about thinking about it? It's not an easy job. , although you don’t have to work every day like now, but you have to use your brain every day. As for the salary, I don’t know how much your current salary is. It should not be as high as the professors. If you are qualified for the job, I promise to give you the salary Definitely much higher than any professor at Hogwarts. As for the job content... Sorry, for some reason, I can't reveal it until you sign the treaty, but I think you will like it. When one can be lucky After finding a job that can fully tap his potential and thus achieve the purpose of realizing his own life value, the sense of accomplishment and satisfaction he obtains cannot be described in words.”

"Uh, I think you think too highly of me, Harry." Filch shook his head again and again, but he looked very happy.It was the first time he had received such affirmation from others after living for so long, his excited eyes lit up. "I'm okay at work, but I can't use my brain. I haven't even gone to a decent school. How can I do these things?"

"I don't think highly of you, maybe I underestimate you~" Harry smiled slightly, "Well, if you're worried that you won't be able to do the job, you can have a probationary period. You go and ask the principal for half a month's leave, Just say that you want to go out for a walk or something, and then you will work in the place I mentioned for half a month without salary. If it turns out that you can, how about quitting your job here?"

"This..." Filch hesitated.Realize your own life value... This statement is too tempting.

"Don't worry." Harry thought of something and suddenly interrupted Filch's thinking. "Before you agree, I have to tell you about the shortcomings of this job. First of all, it is certain that the work is tiring, as I have just said. Second, this job is to join the Death Eaters—I and that I believe you can guess some of the side relations, that is to say, you have to serve the Dark Lord, if you relatively like the Order of the Phoenix..."

"No, I prefer Death Eaters." Filch interrupted Harry's words with affirmative tone, "But, it is said that all Death Eaters are nobles, and I am one, a squib..." He finally said that word out.

"That's not a problem." Harry answered decisively, his expression didn't fluctuate because the other party had no magic power - any expression at this time is inappropriate, not to mention that he knew this in his previous life, so there was nothing surprising about it. "Then, thirdly, this job needs to be very confidential, extremely confidential, and its degree is no less than that of the Department of Mysteries of the Ministry of Magic. If you join, it means that you will disappear from people's sight for most of the time. Of course, this does not mean that you will lose your freedom, which is still there, but you must never reveal the content of your work to anyone, including most Death Eaters. Finally, since you have no magic power, it is possible that those with upturned nostrils People will look down on you, but I swear, there is no ridicule or attack that you can find or see. Once such behavior is discovered, deal with it immediately, and you will never let him appear in front of you a second time. Well, all I can think of is All of this, if you can accept it, I'll go and tell Voldemort about it."

"I accept." What's not to accept?When Harry didn't respond to hearing that he was a Squib, he had actually said yes.Not to mention that a squib can have any profit, even if there is, he believes that Harry will not harm him.

"Wait for my news." Harry smiled at the other party, got up and left.

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Ask Filch if he has ever been in a relationship, hehe~ Have you been struck by thunder?