The cub he picked up didn't come with an instruction manual

Xu Huo looked at the big stick in the corner. This stick belonged to a giant monster. Monster things are worth a few dollars in the cultivation world. What's more, this is a troll's cherished object. Maybe it has some attributes. He can Sell ​​this for some money.

Thinking it would be better to do it, Xu Huo hurriedly took a photo of the stick, uploaded it to the second-hand website, and filled in the information.

The title is: "The Horror of the Giants and the Destruction of the Ghosts."

Attached is an explanation: "When you meet ghosts and kill ghosts, when you meet gods and gods, you are unruly and powerful."

When marking the price, he searched around for products related to giant monsters, and found that they were not cheap, so he cheekily marked up 2000 yuan. Anyway, if they can't be sold, it will be fine to drop it little by little.

After finishing this task, Xu Huo walked easily into the house.

Gui Ling obediently sat on the stool, two milk boxes had already been thrown under his feet, and he was holding a box of milk in his hand, sipping incessantly, sucking "stingy", but the supposedly lively little bean, But staring at the TV in a daze.

"Don't drink it, you will have diarrhea." Xu Huo couldn't help worrying, seeing that Gui Ling was in a state of depression, he asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"Watching TV." Throwing the empty milk carton on the ground again, Gui Ling opened his small mouth and yawned big.

"Watching TV?" Xu Huo looked at the TV series with a black screen, not knowing why.

"Brother, this TV is not good, I'm sleepy." Gui Ling yawned again out of boredom, his eyes were half closed, almost unable to open them.

Can you still watch TV like this?

Knowing the whole story, Xu Huo almost laughed: "Is this how your family watches TV?"

"Huh?" Now it's Jiu Ling's turn not to understand.

Xu Huo pressed the switch and turned on the TV, and SpongeBob SquarePants appeared on the TV screen immediately, and Gui Ling's eyes lit up, and he regained his energy in an instant.

"Does it look good?" Xu Huo teased him.

Little Douding nodded;

"Will you watch it?" Xu Huo continued to tease him.

Gui Ling nodded vigorously.

Seeing Gui Ling staring intently, almost getting in, Xu Huo handed him the remote control, "Use this—"

Through Xu Huo's precepts and deeds, Gui Ling quickly learned how to watch TV.

After that, the TV turned on the channel frequently as if under a spell.

Xu Huo nodded. Even if Gui Ling was a little shemale, he seemed to be no different from Xu Huo when he was a child, and kept changing channels.

However, Gui Ling keeps flipping through the channels, and still muttering words along with the TV, this point is different.

With TV watching, Gui Ling is no longer sleepy, with big eyes open and small mouth open, looking silly.

After observing for a long time, Xu Huo felt itchy in his heart, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, squatting down in front of him, "Do you know a lot of words?"

Gui Ling tilted his head, frowned, "Yeah—" Pretending to be an adult, he pondered and nodded, "Not many before, but now I recognize a lot."

This answer was a bit strange, but Xu Huo didn't take it to heart. He held the pad in front of him, pointed to the webpage and asked him, "Do you want to do a question?"

"What is this?" Gui Ling put down the remote control, held the pad curiously, and read out according to the web page: "Wechsler's IQ assessment."

"right--"

Gui Ling raised his head, his small face was confused, "Brother, what does IQ evaluation mean?"

Afraid that he might misunderstand, Xu Huo thought for a while and said vaguely, "It is to test the development of the human brain."

"Huh?" Gui Ling tilted his head incomprehension.

Such a cute head tilt?

Xu Huo was stunned for a moment, and almost couldn't help reaching for it with his hands. Finally, he realized that he turned his attention back to the pad, and changed the way he said: "It depends on whether a person's brain is enough."

Gui Ling was startled when he heard the words, then suddenly his nose twitched, tears streaming down his face.

Xu Huo panicked immediately, "It's just a question, why are you crying?"

Gui Ling's eyes were red, tears were dripping, he said aggrievedly: "Brother, you despise me, don't you love me?"

Which cartoon is this a mess of lines?

"I don't dislike it." Xu Huo wiped his tears for him, and comforted him in a good voice: "Don't watch weird TV from now on." The child played even more stupidly.

"I know that my brother despises me." Gui Ling opened his mouth, weeping profusely, and groaned aggrievedly while crying: "My brother thinks I'm a fool."

Yes, start again.

Xu Huofei tried his best to coax him: "Because you seldom go out before." He thought about "having never seen the world" and said it softly, trying to explain: "I want to test, but I am also worried that you are not adaptable enough."

Xu Huo made up a reason, and at last, Gui Ling stopped crying. He became curious about the test questions, Xiaopang took the pad and tried to answer the questions.

Xu Huo breathed a sigh of relief and wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

After 15 minutes, Gui Ling handed the pad back, and Xu Huo looked at it curiously.

The score displayed by the pad is: 200+

Scary score, genius of geniuses.

Xu Huo looked at Gui Ling in surprise, his chin couldn't even be retracted.

Looking at the silly little Douding, he is actually a genius?

Xu Huo suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. He thought he was smart enough to fool Gui Ling before, and he didn't know if those actions would be funny in the eyes of Gui Ling, but Xu Huo was like an idiot putting on a show?

"Brother, is my mind alright?" Gui Ling tilted his head and asked.

"It's okay, it's normal." Xu Huo said in a daze, looking at Gui Ling's deliberately raised chin, he teased again: "Do you want to try to learn mathematics? Learn to calculate probabilities first, such as the next lottery, those The numbers are more likely to come up."

Gui Ling pursed his lips, and said in disgust: "Brother, those who say they count lottery tickets on TV are all out of their minds."

Xu Huo suddenly had a fever on his face. He coughed awkwardly, kept calm, and tried his best to show wisdom in understanding.

"Hehe——" Gui Ling broke into a smile, and pointed at Xu Huo with pink fingertips to expose, "Brother, your face is so red, and it was said on TV that your blush is due to kidney deficiency."

"You have kidney deficiency, and your whole family has kidney deficiency." Xu Huo bared his teeth and claws angrily, and snatched the pad from Jiu Ling's hands, loudly exercising his adult rights: "From now on, you are not allowed to see if these are available or not."

Gui Ling curled his mouth, pretending to cry.

"Ding Ding-"

There was another message on the pad. Xu Huo looked down. It was a notice from a second-hand website. It seemed that something he had uploaded had been sold. He logged on to the website to check and found that he had just uploaded the "Troll's Horror, God Weeps, Ghost's Destroyed Cudgel." "It was sold out.

Troll stuff is a bestseller these days?

It's just that the buyer didn't even say a word, and directly took the photo to pay, which was quick and rich.

Xu Huo was immediately elated, and excitedly shouted at Gui Ling: "Little guy - you are really my little God of Wealth."

He put down the pad, ignored Gui Ling's small hand that rejected him, hugged Gui Ling in his arms, ravaged him well, and vented the excitement in his heart.

"Brother, you are reserved - control yourself." Gui Ling's little face was red as if fireworks were blooming on his face, and his watery eyes were shy and timid, looking extremely cute.

However, since he was able to watch TV, in a short period of time, his words and deeds seem to have matured a lot. If he used to be a baby who didn't know what to do, now he behaves more like a primary school student. Could it be that this guy can grow up by watching TV?

If Gui Ling is a character in the game, the panel should be "Growth: S" at this moment.

These thoughts only flashed through Xu Huo's mind. He was excited at the moment, thinking about the two thousand mosquitoes that would be added to his account.

That night, he slept soundly for half a night, why half?Because in the middle of the night, he was woken up by the heat, and only when he woke up did he realize that the spirit of guilt was clinging to him like eight fish, and he couldn't even tear it off.