summer rot

"Did I tell you not to roll in dirty places?"

"..." Li Zhi lowered his head.

"Did I warn you not to change your appearance in front of other people?"

"..." Head lower and lower

"Did I tell you that there is nothing between me and Jiang Mengyuan, she has her own partner."

"...Xiang Xing, I—"

"To shut up."

With a snap, Zhou Xiangxing slapped away his boyfriend's hand that was trying to hug him, and turned on the shower viciously: "Raise your arm."

Li Zhi lifted up lazily, and looked at Xiang Xing to wash off the mud on his body.The bath water was a bit hot, which made him want to return to his original posture and roll around in the water twice.

But at the same time, he remembered the bouquet of roses hidden in his body.In order to get it, he jumped down at the risk of being hated by Xiang Xing.

He quietly raised his eyes to look at the opposite side, Xiang Xing was expressionless and his mouth was pursed into a line.

As Zhou Xiangxing's favorite boyfriend, Li Zhi considers himself a qualified creature that can blend into human society normally.Therefore, based on a reasonable guess about the boyfriend's mood, it judged cautiously that now may be—not the "appropriate time to send flowers".

Maybe when she is clean, Xiang Xing will like herself again.It can't help but think so.

And Zhou Xiangxing looked at his boyfriend who rolled evenly in the mud, then at the dirty bathroom floor, and at his half-wet clothes, all he wanted to do was throw him into the trash can.

"Not yet?"

Jiang Mengyuan's worried voice came from outside the door, she knocked on the door: "The staff just urged me, I told them within 10 minutes...is that okay?"

Li Zhi wanted to confront him: "Don't—"

Zhou Xiangxing raised his foot and kicked his calf, then raised his voice and said, "Come out immediately."

So Li Zhi had no choice but to shut up aggrieved.

In the bright but steamy environment of the bathroom, Li Zhi's pinched body is beautiful.Like a delicate sculpture, white and powerful, the water droplets hang precariously on the muscles, or extend down the wet long silver hair...

It seems to know that it is beautiful.

Fingertips start from the root of the thigh, all the way up, and finally hook up a strand of hair.Li Zhi took a step closer to her boyfriend.

The roses in his body are already ready to go, but he heard that he needs to express his heart before sending flowers, so he said: "Xiang Xing, I heard from other human beings that today is a very suitable festival for us to spend together...so ...That is, I am ready for you—"

It's a pity that Zhou Xiangxing didn't have any thoughts. He stretched out his hand to push away the sticky sticking behavior of the other party. In his mind, he could only think of the scene of the other party falling into the mud like a wild dog, and blinking happily at him.

Just remembering it made him feel speechless.

"Wash yourself."

Looking at the silver-white hair that was still stained with mud, he gave up the idea of ​​brushing his boyfriend clean.

Interrupting the other party's strange speech with a blank face, Zhou Xiangxing quickly took off his wet clothes, dried his body, changed into dry clothes, and gave an ultimatum: "Come out within 10 minutes."

Li Zhi, who was ignored, blinked.

After he opened the door, the sound of joy filled his ears instantly.Jiang Mengyuan seemed to have been waiting for a long time. When she saw her friend coming out, she looked around and frowned, "Are you all right?"

In the quagmire where the incident happened just now, the place where Li Zhi jumped was two or three meters high, and his face was covered with mud.

Although she is still full of doubts about her boyfriend, her friend, she still can't help worrying in a humanitarian spirit.

"It's okay." Zhou Xiangxing's face was numb.

Difficulty talking to friends.

It was impossible to say that her boyfriend was actually a meatball, so he had no choice but to euphemistically say: "He is more resistant to falling."

Fall resistance?Jiang Mengyuan looked at her friend with a strange look, and then at her friend's boyfriend who still hadn't come out. She didn't know what they had to go through before they could say the word "resistance to falling".

Fortunately, the protagonist of the incident soon came out of the public bathroom.

Without Zhou Xiangxing, he rushed forward very perfunctorily, but he was afraid that Zhou Xiangxing would not like it.In the end, I had to rub the meat of my hair and stuff it into my stomach casually, and a new, clean hair grew out.

Even when he walked over, he didn't forget to smile and nod to Zhou Xiangxing's good friend.

Everything was perfect, so Li Zhi, who was sticky to hug her boyfriend, suddenly realized——

Has he gotten smarter?

However, Zhou Xiangxing couldn't understand the strange brain circuit of her boyfriend.

If this kind of thing happened, it would be a serious crime to disturb your friend's date.He waved to the other party, almost pulling Li Zhi, and walked out all the way.

Even walking on the road, I can vaguely hear someone around saying: "Look, that person who plunged into the mud."

"..." Zhou Xiangxing kept his eyes straight as much as possible.

But there is one question that he really doesn't understand: "What do you think?"

Li Zhi looked at his lover and didn't care about other humans at all.What happened just now has passed in his mind, and now he is mainly thinking about when he can send the flowers out.

So he asked, "Are you happy?"

shit.

Zhou Xiangxing then gave him half of the tense profile: "Do you see me happy?"

Li Zhi looked obediently with his eyes.

Look at it, don't mention Zhou Xiangxing, anyway, he is happy himself - this is his Xiangxing.So he leaned over and kissed his lover's face affectionately with the tip of his nose.

"I'm very happy," he said honestly.

The gazes of the people around them almost solidified in an instant, and Zhou Xiangxing was defeated.

"Didn't you say that there is a smell of your kind around you." He sighed, completely unable to keep getting angry: "Have you found it now?"

As for what kind of creature Li Zhi is, they discussed for a long time but did not come to a conclusion.

First of all, there is no such creature on the earth, coupled with Li Zhi's vague description, Zhou Xiangxing guessed that it should be some kind of alien species.

Secondly, in connection with the various characteristics displayed by Li Zhi, things like genes seem to be their food.

But what exactly are they acquiring genes for?What are you doing here on Earth?And so on, even Li Zhi himself doesn't know.

The most stupid way is to find his fellow clan.

However, it happened that Jiang Mengyuan was spending Qixi Festival with her lover, and had a good time together by the way, that was something beyond the plan.

"..."

Faced with Xiang Xing's question, Li Zhi looked away strangely.

In fact, I didn't find it at all.

But this couldn't be admitted, and he couldn't lie to his lover, so he had to try to divert the other's attention.The roses in his body squeezed and squeezed, he asked: "Xiang Xing, do you know today—"

"Hush." ​​Zhou Xiangxing suddenly lowered his voice and looked around: "It seems that something is coming."

The pretext of sending flowers was interrupted, and the flowers would definitely not be delivered.Li Zhi had no choice but to raise his head together, and he could indeed feel the same kind of breath, but not much.

Seeing Zhou Xiangxing's vigilant expression, he rationally felt that now was not the time to send flowers, so he walked forward in silence.

The taste of the same kind is becoming more and more obvious. Obviously, they have already noticed each other.

But Li Zhi didn't want to do this.After a while, he couldn't help it, and took Zhou Xiangxing's hand again: "Xiang Xing, today I want to—"

With a "snap", a person suddenly walked past them in a daze and bumped Zhou Xiangxing's shoulder.

No looking back, no apology, just like most common drunks.However, Zhou Xiangxing's body paused, and he sensed something was wrong, so he said as calmly as possible: "It's him."

"..." Li Zhi swallowed the rest of the words.

Turning a corner in the direction of walking, he silently joined Xiang Xing and kept approaching the "person" in front of him.This time they wanted to have a polite chat, not directly to fight, so there was no need to avoid the crowd.

However, this time is different from the previous situation. The opponent only dodges and is not willing to face him at all. When he is about to catch up several times, the opponent immediately dodges.

Li Zhi also stopped.

"There's no need to chase." He grabbed Xiang Xing, it's best to end this situation quickly: "Better than this, I want to tell you—"

boom.

That silly fellow burrowed into the trash can with the appearance of a human being, kicking and kicking helplessly with its legs outside.

Zhou Xiangxing's eyes were drawn away.

"How about I ask?" He guessed that such a stupid kind was probably afraid of Li Zhi.Perhaps as a human being, the situation will be better.

But before he took a step, he saw Li Zhi, who had been silent beside him, rushing forward with a vigorous stride.At an unstoppable speed, he walked to the trash can, picked up his cowardly kind, and pushed it into the trash.

The war is about to break out, and the most primitive fight of human beings happened between two alien creatures.

At the end of the fight, Li Zhi also stretched half of his body in.Next to the trash can, only a bunch of dangling silver-white hairs were exposed.

Zhou Xiangxing stopped in his tracks, listening to the ping-pong-pong inside with no expression on his face, and then watched his boyfriend jump out, throwing his dying sibling to the ground with a rose in his mouth.

Li Zhi seemed to want to talk, but if he wanted to talk, the rose had to fall.

If you don't speak, you can't send the rose.

Suddenly, he found himself stuck in a bug, frozen in place, not knowing what to do.

They confronted each other for five seconds, and it ended with Zhou Xiangxing admitting defeat.

He walked over, took the flower from the other party's mouth, and calmly concluded: "I have to talk to your kind."

This life of picking up boyfriends from the trash can every day, he really can't live for a moment.

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The brain hole of the scene comes from a gif: Samoyed bravely rushes into the quagmire.

Do you want the cool puppy with a rose in its mouth, or the silly puppy covered in mud?

Zhou Xiangxing: I don't want either.

Honestly, it's all for you.