The Merry Bachelor and the Pretty Widow

On this day, the little widow had a new hairstyle.Seemingly proud, he ran to the bachelor's eyes and turned around.

"Yo, sister-in-law!"

The little widow is secretly happy, the little bitch!Was it overwhelmed by my sister? !

The bachelor grinned like a hooligan: "Your waist has grown thicker recently!"

"!"

"Fuck!"

The little widow stepped on the bachelor's toes, and it felt like her bones were about to break!

The tearful bachelor thought to himself: "It really is fat, right? Some places have increased by at least one size..."

The little widow is not a real widow, she has never had a man, how can she be a widow?The name came from a simple fact. The little widow's mother remarried three times and killed three men. With this undefeated record, she became famous in ten miles and eight villages.The little widow also became famous, and everyone around her avoided this girl like the plague.

A few years ago, during urban and rural reconstruction, her mother fell in love with a man from the engineering team. Before the construction period was over, the two hooked up and fled away.Thanks to her mother's conscience, she left 3 yuan to the little widow before she left, asking her to open a small shop and make some money to make a living so that she would not starve to death.

Don't rush to be moved, as soon as these two people run away, someone will come to the man's house and remove all the valuables in the house!

The little widow was grabbed by her hair and pressed against the wall, her pretty face was about to be smeared, the bachelor just happened to walk past her house dragging a suitcase.

The bachelor's appearance is very cool: the hair is long and short, colorful, half of his face is covered by a pair of sunglasses worn by blind fortune-tellers on the roadside, and he is holding a cigarette that is not often smoked by villagers. Rubbing his nose with his thumb, he looked like a hooligan: "Sister-in-law, tell me, who will you kill?"

……

The scene was quiet for a few minutes, and then the troublemaker ran away cursing and putting on airs.

The bachelor watched them walk away with a cold face, then pulled off his wig, stepped forward and closed the door: "Oh my god! It's so scary! You are a little girl, why did you provoke such a group of hooligans!"

The little widow breathed a sigh of relief when she saw her showing her true colors, a gentle and beautiful face.His legs went limp all of a sudden, and he leaned against the wall and sat down on the ground.

The author has something to say:

The product of a sudden brain hole.

I think this setting is quite cute [What a bad idea!

The computer is always unable to log in to the backstage, so there is no way to update Huajian for the time being.

Well, there's Calvin over there.

The full text is here [Proud Wool Short Story]