Brother, don't run away

Qin Ming, as an excellent dick, never leaves his mobile phone every day, and spends his days on WeChat to tease little girls.No, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth!

Qin Ming, who had been walking this road for nearly 25 years in the middle of the night, was recruited today.He stepped on the air and rolled down the steps. He died before the ambulance arrived!

Qin Ming saw his own parents holding his dead body and crying, and ran to them sadly, but unfortunately, no one could see him.

Seeing myself being cremated with my own eyes can be regarded as No. 1 in the world today.After bidding farewell to my body, I took one last look at my parents and thought: It's time for someone to come and take me away!

After waiting for about three days, an old man with a white beard finally appeared.What a clichéd plot!Qin Ming looked at him and rolled his eyes.

"Congratulations on winning the time travel award! Are you happy?" The old man looked at Qin Ming with a smile that was uglier than crying.

"I'm not very happy. I have something to ask you. I had a girlfriend before. She liked reading time-traveling novels very much. She said that everyone who time-traveled died unjustly. Is this true?"

"No, why do you think so! You died because you stepped on the air and hit your head!" The old man looked around.

"Only two steps, I'll be killed? Then I'm really bad!" Qin Ming obviously didn't believe it.

"This... How about I give you another space, you can take whatever you want in the space, without spending a penny!" The old man looked at him flatteringly.

"You will be so good?"

"Really, I won't lie to you!" The old man handed him a finger wrench, and then continued: "Take it, it will follow you wherever you go. As long as you want to enter the space, you just turn it It's ok! Well, I still have something to do, let's take a step first!" The old man fled quickly.

"It depends on the speed he runs, there must be some fraud!" Qin Ming glanced at the thumb puller and turned it.

Seeing a flash of white light, Qin Ming fainted.

When he woke up again, he dimly saw a person sitting beside him looking at him anxiously.Am I alive again? !Thinking of this, he shook his head and opened his eyes again to see the person clearly.

Uh... It seems that I really won the grand prize of time travel!Nima, there is an ancient man sitting beside the bed!Qin Ming fainted again, and seemed to hear someone shouting in the chaos: Gongbao, wake up!

Male leopard?Could it be yourself?This name is so familiar, where have I heard it?Before I figured it out, I fell asleep again.

Ten days later, Qin Ming was able to walk vigorously.But he still couldn't accept that he had become the big villain in the list of gods - Shen Gongbao!

But so what?Just accept reality.Obediently be a good apprentice, a good mentor.Even if the master is biased, he can't be angry; in modern times, there are many such snobbish eyes, and there is no reason to sulk with this Yuanshi Tianzun.I'd better practice my spells, I didn't expect Shen Gongbao to be such a leopard!However, fortunately, the current appearance is not as bad as the one on TV. He is so handsome!

That's fine, I'll find a beautiful female fairy in the future and get married... Hehe, I think it's beautiful when I think about it!

"Junior Brother, you are having fun by the river again." Jiang Ziya walked to Qin Ming's side with a smile on his face.

Jiang Ziya!This thigh must be hugged tightly.Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "Senior Brother, I just took a look."

"Junior Brother, you are not a woman, so you don't need to care about your appearance so much."

"Brother, being handsome is also a kind of capital!" Xiao Mian, what do you know!Just a brat, Qin Ming rolled his eyes in his heart.

"Junior brother, you're being naughty again!" Jiang Ziya knocked on Qin Ming's forehead.

Uh... Isn't this Tang Sanzang's line?Qin Ming tilted his head and thought for a while.

Alas, the male leopard has lost his mind again. It has been like this since he practiced spells and threw stones on his head.Still, it looks pretty good.At least, it's not so repulsive to me.

Qin Ming followed Jiang Ziya back to Yuanshi Tianzun to learn spells, and his aptitude was not bad.However, why is Jiang Ziya so young when he is already in his 70s?Forget it, everyone knows how to spell, so it is impossible to become younger.

Qin Ming and Jiang Ziya lived in the same room. At night, taking advantage of Jiang Ziya's absence, Qin Ming slipped into the space.

Welcome to 'All You Take Supermarket'.

The name of this supermarket is so straightforward, Qin Ming opened the door and walked in.

Several rows of large characters were displayed on the big screen of the supermarket: This space cannot be upgraded, and plug-ins cannot be opened.You can only stay in it for one hour a day, and if you spend more time, you will be kicked out of the space immediately.

Qin Ming is angry, other people's space can cultivate immortals and so on, but my space can't do anything!You can stay in other people's space for as long as you want, but I can only have one hour!

The words on the screen changed again: only one item can be selected every day, and only one item of each item can be selected.

What are they?Qin Ming became curious.

Screen: Cigarettes that do not contain any toxic substances, a must for men who wear X.Women's hygiene products to make you comfortable every day.Light, dry beer and mellow beer, you can drink as much as you want.

Qin Ming waited for a while, but nothing changed on the screen.This is the end?I'm too sorry for a time traveler like me!

Qin Ming pointed his middle finger at the space with a breath, and left there.Before leaving, I took a pack of cigarettes.

Phew~Qin Ming was sitting by the river and smoking a cigarette, the cigarette lit with spells is different!That's right, the world I came to is for cultivating immortals, and I don't need any power from space.Well, it's much more comfortable to think of it this way!

"Junior Brother, what are you smoking that still smokes?" Jiang Ziya asked curiously.

"cigarette."

"Why do you suck it? It looks weird."

"You don't understand, smoking a cigarette will relieve your heart." Qin Ming destroyed the cigarette butt in his hand with magic.

Jiang Ziya shook his head, thinking helplessly: I really can't understand the male leopard more and more.

Qin Ming was tired of staying on the mountain, so he talked to Yuanshi Tianzun and went down to have a look.

In the small town at the foot of the mountain, Qin Ming was strolling slowly, when suddenly an old lady fell to the ground.In the spirit of helping others, Qin Ming helped her up smoothly.

At the moment of helping the old lady, I remembered the scene of the old lady blackmailing people.

It's over!If I fail this time, I will lose money!

"Thank you so much today!" The old lady did not blackmail Qin Ming, but thanked him sincerely.

"No...you're welcome." Qin Ming felt a little embarrassed.

She politely thanked the old lady for giving her something, turned around and left in a good mood.The original ecology is different, it is still the sincerity of the ancients!

The old lady went to a place where no one was there, and changed back to her original appearance.

"Master, Junior Brother is really different." Jiang Ziya said.

It turned out that the old lady was transformed by Yuanshi Tianzun, in order to test whether Shen Gongbao had worn out the wildness in his body.Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and nodded in satisfaction.

Qin Ming didn't notice this at all, bought a small bronze mirror and went back to the mountain.In places with bigger farts, there is only one street selling things, and walking back and forth in less than 10 minutes is really boring!