superstar god

Lu Enxing happily threw the keys in his hand in a graceful arc, and then the bunch of keys fell into the grass-green plastic bowl above the shoe cabinet with a clang.

Yan Yi gradually got used to the glaring light of the chandelier, moved his arms slightly, and looked at Lu Enxing standing beside him with half-opened eyes.

Lu Enxing asked calmly, "Who gave you the key?"

Yan Yi stared straight at Lu Enxing, as if it took a long time to see the man clearly, and frowned in dissatisfaction, but turned over and retracted the other leg, and fell asleep with his back to the light , and said in a daze, "It's you... It's just in time to come back, pour a glass of water for this deity."

Lu Enxing rolled his eyes at the unconscious back, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and smiled treacherously, and replied repeatedly, "Okay, I will wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for you today."

Yan Yi felt that his head was so heavy that he felt dizzy when he turned over, his legs were slightly numb, and even his fingertips felt a little swollen. Before this, he really could not imagine that ordinary people would drink so much wine. s color.

Those people who usually look extremely serious and meticulous, it turns out that once they come across such an evil thing as wine, they can transform into such a breathtakingly fierce and wild person, just thinking about being tricked into drinking by Bai Yitai in the afternoon. Yan Yi felt a pang of deep regret when he had to accompany them to drink some colorful things at night.

Sure enough, I shouldn't have accepted Bai Yitai's bewitchment just because of that bucket of chicken wings, I was careless...

However, since it is a competition for wine, Bai Yitai is naturally more drunk than him. He has underestimated the wine of ordinary people, but he must not be underestimated by ordinary people. I think his drinking capacity has been continuously refined and sublimated in the past 6000 years. How could today's myth of perfection in a thousand cups of intoxication be lost in the hands of a mortal?

Of course Ah Tai couldn't send him back, he vaguely remembered that he was called A Fei to pick him up specially, so thinking about it, it was only natural that A Fei would send him here.

Lu Enxing poured half a glass of boiling water, picked some ice cubes from the refrigerator and threw them in, pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the movement in the living room, opened a bottle of vodka with a sinister face, filled the glass with a destructive gurgle , and then looked at the crystal clear glass, grinning silently as if admiring an exquisite handicraft.

That face is exactly like the vicious queen who put saffron in the anti-birth medicine of another concubine.

When Yan Yi was stunned and was about to fall asleep, he felt someone pat him on the shoulder lightly.

He turned slightly to the side, but his face that should have been dusty was frighteningly white at this moment, his sword eyebrows were deeply drawn, his forehead and the tip of his nose were dripping with sweat, and he murmured unconsciously, "Mmm..."

It is naturally a lazy and charming style, especially the voice that was a little muffled by drunkenness, humming lazily from his nose, and in Lu Enxing's ears, it was undoubtedly a big bomb beyond expectation, and he was astonished. He shook his hand and almost splashed the saffron.

In a trance, Yan Yi heard the sound of ice cubes colliding with the glass, and slightly opened his heavy eyelids, but his slender phoenix eyes were clear and clear. After focusing for a moment, he stared firmly at Lu Enxing's hand drinking glass.

Lu Enxing made up his mind, handed the cup over without hesitation, and said with a smile, "Is it uncomfortable? They are all brutes and don't know how to let some newcomers. Come, drink some water to sober up before going to sleep."

Yan Yi let out a long breath, moved himself with great difficulty, propped up one arm to support his upper body, and made a gesture with his left hand to catch the water glass.

Lu Enxing backed away a little, and before Yan Yi had time to get annoyed, he explained, "At least it's a whole set, if you accidentally break one, I won't want that set again, you Don't move, I'll feed you."

Yan Yi's mind was buzzing, and Lu Enxing's voice sounded very far away, so far away that he couldn't think deeply about the meaning of that sentence for a while, but subconsciously wanted to follow suit, so he obediently withdrew his hand.

Lu Enxing squatted in front of Yan Yi, seeing his defenseless appearance, his heart was filled with joy, tears streaming down his face, and then he calmly put the cup to his mouth.

He stared nervously and expectantly at Yan Yi's somewhat dry lips, but when those lips were slightly opened, his heart beat like a drum with excitement, and the corners of his mouth turned up uncontrollably.

"It doesn't taste right."

However, Yan Yi didn't open his mouth to drink water, but unexpectedly threw a very firm question to Lu Enxing.

Lu Enxing put away all the excitement and excitement on his face in an instant, put the cup up to his nose in a serious manner, sniffed it carefully, then looked up at Yan Yi seriously, and said, "No, I haven't been in S city recently. Even after purifying the tap water, I couldn’t boil the pork ribs soup, the taste of the water is normal.”

Yan Yi was obviously exhausted, so he lay back limply, sprinkled his whole body with black hair, looked quietly at Lu Enxing, who seemed nothing had happened, with a hook of his mouth, and said, "That's wine, mortal, you are trying to fool me with such a small mind." ? This deity is not drunk for a thousand cups, and is very sober."

Hearing the first half of this sentence, Lu Enxing's heart was pounding. He was still thinking about those useless guys who couldn't even handle a newcomer. He just listened to Yan Yi talking, and suddenly he felt relieved. This cliff is the rhythm of drinking too much. .

Lu Enxing regrouped and started all over again, coaxing helplessly, "Since you don't believe me, let me take a sip and show you?"

Yan Yi didn't speak, just looked at him eagerly.

How did Lu Enxing feel that those eyes became more eloquent because of the drunkenness?Just looking at it makes people feel uncomfortable.

He looked away a little bluntly, then raised his cup to his lips, and slightly parted his lips.

Originally, he just planned to take a sip, and Yan Yi poured all the rest, but to the great shock of the Great God, just when he opened his mouth, the cup in his hand suddenly felt another force , and then poured a small half glass of wine into his mouth without mercy.

Lu Enxing was so choked that he moved the cup away. The vodka that he swallowed hastily burned all the way from his throat to the gastric mucosa. It was so hot that it burned a large area. He glared at Yan Yi angrily.

However, Yan Yi seemed to be hanging up all of a sudden, his phoenix eyes flashed, and before Lu Enxing calmed down, he jumped on Lu Enxing neatly, and with a single block, he was firmly pressed down. Under the body.

Lu Enxing was startled, and he didn't have time to prepare. When his body involuntarily leaned back, he subconsciously raised the glass in his hand, fearing that it would break the glass heart.

But in the middle of the journey, the exquisite cup changed hands. After Lu Enxing fell to the ground and the dizzying situation finally calmed down, he found that Yan Yi was sitting on his body, holding the glass in one hand, looking calmly at Lu Enxing. with him.

Stealing the chicken is not enough to lose the rice?Lost his wife and lost his army?Self-inflicted can't live?Shoot yourself in the foot?Little White Rabbit and Big Bad Wolf?

In the daze of being unable to react in time, Lu Enxing could only flash through words such as the above, and finally weakened the others, leaving only a little white rabbit and a big bad wolf in his mind. I'm here to tease you.

Lu Enxing felt that this position was not very good.

"Step aside."

God knows what he is afraid of, but this obviously unpredictable sense of out of control makes him a little flustered, a little flustered, in the suddenly quiet air, his heartbeat becomes more and more rapid, that is the sound of alcohol fermentation, coming from inside his body Burning something that shouldn't be touched will only make people more and more anxious.

Yan Yi stared at the person below him with a half-smile, only to feel that the face that was supposed to be annoying suddenly became pleasing to the eye, and it was so pleasing to the eye that he was a little dazzled.

He gradually let go of Lu Enxing's left hand, and after hesitation and probing, he pinched his face, and even pulled it out out of interest, and then said slightly, "Xiao Qi, I know this is You turned out, do you think you have three heads, I don't know you anymore?"

This, this, this is simply an idiot and drunk, buddy!This dead house is tall, cold, black, long, straight, and the second child is seriously ill!How fucking drunk can be so drunk!How to play happily together in the future!

Lu Enxing was silent, and then unswervingly chose to explode in the silence.

He waved away Yan Yi's mischievous hand, then pushed Yan Yi's chest violently, and cursed, "Little Qi, your sister! If you're so fucking drunk, just lay down and roll to sleep! Do you still want to play the role of a mentally handicapped child and let me have a drink with you! Damn it, let me start! Come on!"

Yan Yi was unprepared, and was pushed back, but seeing that the waist was quite tough, he didn't fall down, and bounced back like a willow stick, and then looked coldly at the furious Lu Enxing .

Lu Enxing's back felt cold when he was stared at inexplicably, and the indescribable strangeness and horror instantly flowed from his heart to his limbs, which made him stiff all over for a moment.

Yan Yi gently took the cup and sniffed it again, with an unclear smile on his lips, he said coolly, "Xiao Qi, although I don't want to go to the Pantao Club, even if you get me drunk, four Brother will definitely not take you there, you are so naughty, do you want Fourth Brother to lock you up in the little black house again?"

Lu Enxing was stunned by the reading, obviously confused, but when he was at a loss, Yan Yi once again acted unexpectedly, as fast as the wind, without giving Lu Enxing the slightest chance to react and resist.

By the time the whole glass of wine had been downed, Lu Enxing was tearing up, his face was flushed from coughing, and the vodka he spit out splashed his neck, and the floor under him might not be spared either.

Yan Yi quietly stared at the glass in his hand until he was sure that there was not a drop of wine left, then gradually loosened his grip on Lu Enxing's chin, and said with a weird smile, "Little Qi, instead of making you so mischievous, I'd rather let you sleep first." In the past few days, when the Peach Blossom Party is over, I will explain to my fourth brother that he is already busy, so don't bother him any more."

Sixty-degree vodka, mixed with boiling water, quickly permeates every cell in the body from the moment it flows into the esophagus, like a delicate and luxurious poppy, knowing it is poisonous, but every cell in the body is clamoring, eager.

Drinking capacity varies from deep to shallow, some say it is genetic, some say it is the anti-alcoholic enzyme, these Lu Enxing never pay attention to, because for him, there is no such concept as drinking capacity.

Do you think he looks down on the world like this because he never gets drunk?The cliff pattern Tucson is broken, the great god just poured a cup too badly, so he couldn't bear to look directly at his own attribute setting.

And the reason why this problem has not been noticed for a long time, or even deliberately forgotten, is because when the great master first debuted, because he was forced to drink a glass of beer, he dragged that person's pants to death, and spent a night Did not let go.

Those who have seen him no longer have the guts to dare to provoke him, but those who have only heard it in rumors are now afraid of his title of movie king and god, and can't move him in the slightest.

Yan Yi was obviously drunk, and finally inadvertently touched the secret that the great god couldn't tell.

Lu Enxing seemed to have died of drunkenness, he coughed and coughed in silence, his thick eyelashes covered his eyes wetly with tears, the red tide on his face gradually faded, and he pursed his lips like a martyr.

Quiet and serene.

Yan Yi nodded contentedly, and murmured, "Just sleep, Xiao Qi, as long as you don't make trouble, fourth brother will be much more relaxed."

"I'm not Xiao Qi."

Lu Enxing, whose breathing had become even and gentle, suddenly opened his eyes, with unbelievable clarity and reason in his peach eyes, and stared blankly at Yan Yi, who was a little surprised.

Yan Yi couldn't help frowning, and said slightly annoyed, "You said you're not Xiao Qi, then who are you?"

"I'm not Xiaoqi, I'm Lu Enxing." Lu Enxing replied very seriously.

Yan Yi looked a little confused, "Lu, En, Xing? It sounds familiar, who is Lu Enxing?"

Lu Enxing paused and replied, "Lu Enxing is me."

"Who am I?" Yan Yi blurted out.

"I... No, are you asking me or you?" Lu Enxing once again carefully sorted out some confused thoughts.

Yan Yi looked up at the sky, and after pondering for a while, he was seriously confused, "It should be asking me, who am I?"

Lu Enxing opened his mouth, but couldn't say the answer, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Then Yan Yi pulled him out, "Tell me, who am I? You are not Xiaoqi, what am I doing here?"

Lu Enxing slowly raised his hand, rubbed his heavy and swollen head, and exhausted his last rational thinking to make a reasoning that he wanted to die when he woke up.

He looked at Yan Yi, looked at himself, looked at the lanterns outside the window, and looked at the extremely imaginative posture at this moment, as well as the strong smell of alcohol filling his nose, and finally fell in love with Yan Yi. Eyes, said very seriously, "I used my brilliant brain to reason, and the conclusion is...you are my boyfriend, and you are here because we are making | love."

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With such a rake rate, you can continue to improve persistently. Don’t you guys give me some applause?I feel sad (┳＿┳)...