Yarn in the pot

"Let me tell you a joke." Cao Feng changed the subject.

"...a joke?" Shen Motong thought, could it be that Cao Feng's mood was also influenced by himself to make him happier, and he was still in the mood to tell jokes? !Well, let's wait for him to finish talking first, and then tell him that he remembered that he was Wu Fei, so that he might be relieved for the time being.

"The joke is like this." Cao Feng remained expressionless. "Three people were adventuring in the rainforest. They accidentally broke into the pond where the daughter of a cannibal chief was bathing. They were caught. The chief said to them:' The three of you have two choices, one is to spank, the other is to die.’ The first person thought about it and chose to spank, and the chief said: ‘Okay, drag out and spank 100 times.’ That person was dragged When I went out, there were endless screams, and when I was pulled back, I was not a good person. The second person also chose to spank, and the chief said: "Okay, drag out and spank 200 times." That person was also dragged out, screaming He was more prosperous than before, and only half of his life was left when he was pulled back. The third person muttered in his heart: "When it's my turn, I guess it's better to just die if I spank the butt 300 times." He chose to die, and the chief said: 'Okay, drag out and spank to death!'

"...haha..." In order not to anger Cao Feng, Shen Motong had to laugh dryly at this joke that he didn't think was funny, "The version I've heard is playing JJ..."

"Yes." Cao Feng nodded, "There are indeed two versions. So, which way of death do you want to choose?"

"......?!" Looking at Cao Feng's serious expression, Shen Motong was startled suddenly, and only then did he understand Cao Feng's real intention of telling this story, "...you...you want to kill me?!! "

Cao Feng did not answer his question. "If you don't choose, I'll take you as the former by default...Come here! Call me!"

As soon as Cao Feng finished speaking, two men dressed as guards came in with two big sticks, pressed Shen Motong to the ground, and began to pick off his pants.

"...Hey!! Your condition has upgraded?!!" Frightened, Shen Motong struggled desperately, but he was helplessly thin and weak, so he had no choice but to let the two men tear off his belt, Pulling down his pants, revealing his bare buttocks, "... bastard!! Wait a minute!! I have something to tell you!!!"

"It's just right, I have something to tell you." Cao Feng opened the cabinet, found the scissors he was holding just now, and handed them to Shen Motong. Feels like you can slit your arteries at any time. That way, you can die a little faster."

"........." Shen Motong turned into stone.Sure enough, the behavior of the mentally ill is completely out of his control! ! !

"...I don't want to kill you with my own hands..." Cao Feng's expression instantly added a bit of sadness, "...so, you'd better kill yourself..."

"...I understand!!!" Shen Motong's heart trembled, "You tortured me so much before to force me to commit suicide?! Do you think it is a sin to kill your 'previous lover' with your own hands? That's why I have to blame myself?!...What kind of logic is this fucking?! Didn't I still be forced to die by you?! Why do you have to let me die?!!"

"........." Hearing the question "Why do you have to let me die", Cao Feng's face became more sad, "...Yes, you are right, I am a sinner like this... But if you don't die, is it possible for you to fall in love with me?!"

"It's possible, it's possible!" Shen Motong hurriedly nodded his head in order to save his life, "It's definitely possible!! Maybe I'm already in love with you!!"

"...It's really a strong desire to survive... If you had told me like this earlier, maybe... But, now... Even if I regret it, it's too late...It is absolutely impossible for you to fall in love with someone who has hurt you so much I... I don't want to waste time on a person who will cause a lot of pain when I look at it... I don't have time anymore, I can only put my last hope on your next life..." Cao Feng smiled sadly, then turned his head with determination, and couldn't bear to look at Shen Motong again, "Shut his mouth! Then let's do it!"

"...Don't! I haven't said what I want to say... um!!" Shen Motong's mouth was covered with a rag, and his hands were firmly pressed down. Then, the stick hit him hard. on his ass.

Shen Motong looked at the scissors in his hands, feeling hopeless—is there really only two ways to kill himself or be beaten to death? !

……hateful!So sorry! !If I had known earlier, I would have said what I should have said without saying anything just now! !

Perhaps, it is the sky that never stops him.Suddenly, a person pushed the door and entered. "Master!"

"...What are you doing here?!" Cao Feng waved his hand, signaling the guards to pause, then rushed up and slapped the person who came, "Adjutant Wei! Didn't I say that you are not allowed to disturb me?!"

"...but... but there is an urgent military situation..." Wei Lang touched his face with tears in his eyes.

... Anyway, wouldn't it be enough to just beat myself to death?Why pause again?Does he still want to see with his own eyes if he dies? ——No, no!Not the time to think about these things!Now is a great opportunity!

Taking advantage of the moment the two were talking, Shen Motong tore off the cloth ball and yelled, "I remember it!! I'm Wu Fei!!! I've already remembered everything you did for me!!!"

"...What?!" Cao Feng seemed pleasantly surprised when he heard the words, "You really remembered?!!"

"Yes, yes!!" Shen Motong caught a smile on the corner of his mouth, and hurriedly chased after the victory, "I remembered everything!! I heard that it is possible to restore memory when the body is hit hard, it seems to be true ah!!"

"...But shouldn't that be a blow to the head?" Cao Feng expressed doubts about his logic.

"...Uh, but I heard that spanking can also help enhance memory... I don't know much about these medical knowledge, anyway, I just remembered it all of a sudden!" Shen Motong didn't want him to ask the bottom line, so he quickly changed the subject, "Cao Brother, in fact, my illness was slowly cured by you! It’s a pity that you didn’t come again until the day I was discharged from the hospital... I’m sorry! Forget everything!"

"........." Cao Feng stared at him for a while, and finally said to the two guards, "You all go first." Then, he went up to help Shen Motong, Helping him put on his trousers, he said softly, "You don't have to blame yourself. It's probably normal for you to forget what happened before you got sick. I have something urgent to deal with right now, and I'll come back to catch up with you later."

"Yeah!" Shen Motong let out a long sigh of relief, and nodded heavily.

After that, Cao Feng followed Wei Lang to deal with the so-called emergency military situation.

After finally resolving a crisis, Shen Motong relaxed for a moment, as if all the strength in his body was drained, and he sat slumped on the ground.

"...God, this is too thrilling and exciting, right?! I almost lost my life!!!" He murmured in surprise, "...Hey, from now on, I will be with this Cao I don't know how much effort I have to spend..." However, fortunately, the first battle was finally won.