After being targeted by scheming green tea

The boy's voice was a little loud, and Jing Yuwen could probably hear what he said clearly.

"Jiajia, I was wrong before, I beg you, forgive me, stay with me, let's go to college together, okay? Don't restrain yourself, okay?"

Jing Yuwen snorted coldly, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, quickened his steps, and walked towards a man and a woman. He turned on the camera and pointed at them.

Seeing this, Zhou Hong was about to take a step, but was stopped by Xiang Siye: "No, he can."

Zhou Hong didn't understand what Xiang Siye did, but he could only walk slowly with him.

"Hey, classmate Zhao Gan has saved all sentient beings."

Fan Jia shouted: "Jing Yuwen! Zhao Gan, let go! Let go!"

Then he tried his best to break free from Zhao Gan's hand, but he couldn't.

Jing Yuwen took a photo, facing Zhao Gan on the screen, raised his eyebrows: "Zhao Gan, what are the consequences if you send this photo to my mother?"

Zhao Gan grabbed Fan Jia's wrist with one hand, and said, "Jing Yuwen, you mother, is it amazing to have a mother? On the street, can you still do it?"

Jing Yuwen laughed out loud: "Do you still know that this is on the street? I am my mother, and having a mother is a great thing. You don't even know if you don't have a mother. Would you like me to share it with you?"

He opened the phone's address book and made a call to Su Yan: "Tell me, if I call my mom now, how long will it take for her to find out which class you are in?"

At this time, Xiang Siye and Zhou Hong had arrived beside Jing Yuwen.

Zhao Qian swallowed, and the strength in his hands decreased a little, Fan Jia took the opportunity to shake off his hands and ran to Zhou Hong.

Zhou Hong whispered, "Are you all right?"

Fan Jia looked a little flustered: "No, it's fine."

Before Su Yan answered the phone, Jing Yuwen snorted and pressed the phone to hang up. He put the phone in his pocket and said, "Still leaving? Waiting for the fifth middle school students to come out and send you away, right?"

Zhao Gan put down his cruel words: "Jing Yuwen, you wait!"

After speaking, he took a taxi and left.

Jing Yuwen cursed to himself, "You idiot."

Then she turned to look at Fan Jia and asked, "Is he still pestering you?"

Fan Jia pursed her lips: "Since you helped me last time, this is the first time he came to me."

"What the hell..."

Jing Yuwenwen wanted to scold Zhao Gan a few words, and then comfort Fan Jia, but when he thought that Xiang Siye was still beside him, he was afraid that Xiang Siye would misunderstand him again, so he even lowered his voice for the last two words "stupid".

Fan Jia smiled: "You are the one who helps me every time, thank you, Master Jing."

Jing Yuwen raised his hand to touch the hair on the back of his head: "It's okay."

Zhou Hong asked: "Are you going to have dinner with us?"

Fan Jia waved his hand: "No, no, I have something to do when I go home. Next time, thank you."

She said as she walked to the side of the road.

Jing Yuwen was afraid that someone would misunderstand that he wanted to snatch the goddess from him again, so he deliberately held back and said nothing, but Zhou Hong waved his hand: "See you tomorrow then."

"Ok."

After Fan Jia took a taxi and left, Jing Yuwen raised his leg and gently pushed Xiang Siye's waist with his knee.

"Are you an idiot? You didn't say a word to others, and you didn't hurry up to save the beauty just now. Do you think that you look super cold and cool?"

Xiang Siye: "Huh? What can I tell her?"

Zhou Hong was puzzled: "Master Jing, what are you talking about?"

"I'll forget it when I'm so mad," Jing Yuwen pinched his brows, "Da Zhou, some things are too complicated for you to understand."

Zhou Hong:?

Xiang Siye looked up at the signal light at the intersection that was about to turn green, and said calmly, "Let's go, catch up with this green light."

The name Yushulou sounds like a very grand restaurant, but in fact the facade is not big, just a bungalow.

Because their dishes are delicious, many people will recommend friends to eat here. Sometimes there are not enough seats in the store, and the boss will open a few tables outside.

There were quite a lot of people during this time period. When the three boys arrived here, all the seats inside were taken up, so they had to choose an outside seat to sit down.

Jing Yuwen got the menu and ordered a few spicy dishes. He likes spicy food, and then passed the menu to Zhou Hong and Xiang Siye. He took his mobile phone and opened the dialog box with Su Yan.

Jing: Mom, don't call me back, I just called casually when I was bored.

My mother: I saw the Moments you posted, there are mosquitoes in the dormitory?

King: Yes!Kill me!

My mother: Then you wait, I will deliver toilet water and mosquito coils to you later.

Jing: Didn't you ask my dad to bring me a lot?I don't like to use it, it smells bad.

My mother: I forgot, use it, why not use it, you will know when the time comes to bite your ass full of big bags.

Jing: I won't tell you anymore, I'm eating out with my classmates.

My mother: Eat less outside food, it is not clean, eat more food from the cafeteria.

Jing: Got it, got it, you don’t even want me and you still care about this.

My mother: Jing Yuwen! ! !

Jing: All right, mother, please be busy, my son will retire first.

Jing Yuwen wanted to put the phone on the table casually, but when the screen of the phone was about to touch the table, he took it back. He always felt that the small knee-length dining table was full of oil stains, so he should keep the phone in his pocket Better.

Zhou Hong asked: "Master Jing, Xiangshen, would you like something to drink?"

Jing Yuwen said, "A can of Coke."

Zhou Hong asked again: "Where is Xiangshen?"

Xiang Siye said lightly: "Boiled water."

"Okay." Zhou Hong gave the menu to the passing clerk, and said, "I have been to this place a few times, and the food is a bit slow."

Jing Yuwen took out a tissue and spread it on the table, put his hand on the tissue and moved his index finger up and down: "Are you in a hurry to study by yourself at night?"

Zhou Hong shook his head: "There's no need to be so anxious. The guard at the north gate is very talkative. He will let us in after a few words."

Jing Yuwen turned his head to look at Xiang Siye, just as he was about to ask if he was in a hurry, he stood up holding his mobile phone: "I'll make a call."

"Oh."

Jing Yuwen kept watching Xiang Siye walk to the side of the road, and then put the phone to his ear. He made this call for about a minute. When he came back, a girl stopped in front of him. Jing Yuwen could tell at a glance This girl is here to strike up a conversation.

Xiang Siye stuffed his phone into the pocket of his shorts, and put his hands in the pockets. The girl was a head shorter than him. He looked down at the girl and said nothing. She swayed slightly, looking quite cute, but the impatience in her eyes was incompatible with this cute little Tow.In just a split second, the girl bypassed him.

This scene was also noticed by Zhou Hong, he laughed and said: "Xiangshen is really enlightened, she is definitely a peerless good match!"

Jing Yuwen sighed: "He has the consciousness of a fart, and it is difficult for him to find a partner. What kind of peerless partner are you talking about?"

Xiang Siye came over and sat down, all the impatience between his brows and eyes disappeared: "Brother, tell me, why is it so difficult for me to find someone?"

Jing Yuwen looked at Xiang Siye.

"It's hard to find a single image of your dead body that no one should enter." He got up and walked behind Xiang Siye: "Why don't I come and transform it for you?"

"Okay, come on."

Zhou Hong sat on one side, propped his chin with one hand, and looked at the two people opposite him with a smile on his face.

Jing Yuwen rolled up Xiang Siye's left short sleeve to his shoulder, and then brought a small bench to his right foot: "Come on, step on it."

Xiang Siye did as Jing Yuwen said, and Jing Yuwen took apart a pair of disposable chopsticks and handed them to Xiang Siye.

"Two fingers together, legs apart, elbows on knees."

Xiang Siye followed Jing Yuwen's instructions very obediently. Jing Yuwen felt that holding a cigarette in his right hand was inappropriate, so he changed Xiang Siye's chopsticks to his left hand and let his left arm support his knee.

After the movements were done, Jing Yuwen ran to Zhou Hong, looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and asked, "How about Da Zhou?"

Zhou Hong: "Okay, it's so good, Mr. Jing is really good, he directly turned Xiangshen into a street hooligan."

Jing Yuwen slapped Zhou Hong on the head: "How do you talk? This is so humane!"

Xiang Siye chuckled while maintaining his movements, Jing Yuwen suddenly felt that he was so inexplicably good-looking now, so he took out his phone and turned on the camera.

"Xianggou, smile again, I'll take a picture."

Xiang Siye raised the corner of his mouth, but the smile was not as natural as before, but it was still pretty.

Jing Yuwen took the photo, sat back to his original position, and while sending the photo to Siye, he said, "Okay, you can go back to the original."

Xiang Siye turned on the phone, saved this photo, and smiled: "I think this is very good, so be it."

Zhou Hongdao: "Master Jing made it, it's definitely very good, don't change it to God, it will be like this from now on."

Xiang Siye: "I think so too."

After these two people said this, Jing Yuwen began to be proud: "Xianggou, as long as you remain human, I guarantee that you will definitely find a partner within a month, and if you can't find me, count me in!"

Xiang Siye raised the corner of his mouth: "You said it."

Jing Yuwen pointed at himself with a thumbs up: "I said it!"

Xiang Siye got up suddenly, walked into the store, and said a few words to the boss. When he came out, he had an extra piece of paper and a pen in his hand, and he put it in front of Jing Yuwen: "Make a written statement."

Jing Yuwen felt that Xiang Siye was becoming more and more interesting, and even joked, so he had to cooperate!So I left my own handwriting on this piece of paper: Jing Yuwen promised that Xiang Siye would be able to find a partner within a month, if not, count me as Jing Yuwen, here is the proof——Jing Yuwen.

"Here, it's finished, here it is!"

"it is good."

Zhou Hong clicked his tongue and said, "God, there is more and more hope for these days."

Jing Yuwen asked, "What are you looking forward to?"

Xiang Siye carefully folded the paper with Jing Yu's written evidence and put it in his pocket, then got up: "Zhou Hong shut up."

After speaking, he walked into the store and returned the pen to the boss.

Jing Yuwen still wanted to ask what the two of them meant, but the clerk had already started to serve the food, so he rubbed his growling stomach, let's eat first.

Zhou Hong ordered a dish of shredded potatoes, and Jing Yuwen tasted it with a chopstick. It smelled like garlic.

"Da Zhou, why does this smell like garlic?"

Zhou Hong said: "There is garlic in it."

Jing Yuwen: ...

I knew I would not eat it.

Looking at the table full of spicy dishes, Jing Yuwen's appetite whetted his appetite. He looked at Si Ye, who actually ordered a bowl of porridge?

Seeing Jing Yuwen looking at him, Xiang Siye said, "I want to drink."

"Oh."

Jing Yuwen didn't think much about it, after all Xiang Siye was an unpredictable person.

After eating, a few people went back to school, the school gate was locked, Jing Yuwen was about to go forward and show his housekeeping skills: "Let me come and act like a baby to the gatekeeper."

Xiang Siye grabbed his collar from behind, pulled him back, and said indifferently, "Boys are always acting like a baby, what's it like?"

After speaking, he walked towards the guard uncle.

Jing Yuwen's heart was suddenly hit by [-] points. Acting like a baby is his strong point, but he was disgusted by Xianggou!

He asked Zhou Hong: "I'm not too pretentious, is it strange?"

Zhou Hong shrugged and said with a smile, "Master Jing, you have to realize this by yourself."

Jing Yuwen: ...

The doorman opened the door quickly, and the three of them walked into the class together. When they reached the third floor, Xiang Siye stopped suddenly: "Go, I'll go to the teacher's office."

The language group is on the third floor.

Jing Yuwen: "Oh."

Jing Yuwen sat in his seat, and Xiang Siye came back after a while, holding a box of chewing gum in a green box in his hand.

Jing Yuwen asked: "Go to the head teacher's office to get chewing gum?"

Shaking the box to Siye: "Do you want to eat?"

Jing Yuwen was too lazy to chew: "Don't eat."

Jing Yuwen put a lot of garlic in the shredded potatoes that Jing Yuwen ate just now, and it was pressed on the bottom of the plate. He didn't see it. He is more sensitive to garlic. Slowly, he always felt that there was a garlic taste in his mouth. uncomfortable.

During the evening self-study class, Xiang Siye went to the toilet, and Jing Yuwen felt more and more uncomfortable with the smell of garlic in his mouth. He saw the chewing gum on the edge of Xiang Siye's table, and thought it would be better to chew one.

He reached out and took out the box of chewing gum, opened it, and found that what was inside was not chewing gum, but a box of small white pills.

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The author has something to say:

The last time I said wrong Liao, I gave Jing Yuwen a strawberry to Siye, hahaha.