What bad thoughts can kittens have

Yu Ming sat on a large stone lion sculpture, staring at the passing crowd with dark eyes.

Now it's time to go to work, people come and go in the urban area, no one cares about the stone lion at the entrance of a small garden, squatting a chubby civet cat, with its fleshy paws resting on the tip of the lion's nose, with a serious expression , sitting very dignifiedly, as if thinking about the life of a cat.

He is looking for a suitable porcelain touching object for himself.

Yu Ming, eighteen years old, cat demon.

Before him, like other little monsters who settled in Yunshi, he was locked up in a school deep in the mountains and old forests. When he was promoted to the preparatory class, which is equivalent to a human's third year in high school, he was kicked into the society. All money was confiscated, and personal property was also confiscated, leaving only 500 yuan for living expenses, and they were required to survive in human society for a year on their own.

"If you can't adapt to human society, it means that you don't have the ability to live independently, and you have to be locked up in the mountains all the time. You will always be a kid and take exams year after year." The teacher invigilating the exam said so, smiling kindly. Dangerous, "You have to survive by your own ability, you can't use demon power casually, you can't steal or cheat, and you can't be discovered by humans as your monster race. For specific guidelines, please refer to your "Survival Manual". If anyone is caught by me and violates the rules, Do so at your own peril.”

Yu Ming shivered.

No, none of the teachers in the Monster Academy is a vegetarian. Almost all the big monsters who have been on the battlefield come to play after retiring.

When they say they are at their own risk, they are really threatening.

A few years ago, there was a senior who secretly used demon power to turn gold into gold during the assessment period, and was hung by the teacher as a mascot for a year at the school gate.

But if you can't use the demon power indiscriminately, can it be difficult to defeat the kitten?

Naive.

Yu Ming bared his two small fangs, and the tail behind his back flicked slightly.

Thanks to his mother, he turned into a cute cat instead of a beast like his father.

After monsters enter human society, they can engage in many occupations, but he, a kitten who has not yet obtained a diploma, is not so easy to find a job.

He neither wants to work in the entertainment industry like his brother, nor does he want to go to the construction site to move bricks, so there is only one way left——

Find someone to touch porcelain!

As long as he is brought home by human beings, raised like a real cat, eats and drinks well, and leaves some compensation when he leaves, he will be able to pass this year smoothly and get his graduation certificate and demon clan certificate. pass.

Then he can logically go to university in human society, make friends, live independently, and a bright future is in sight.

This article does not violate the school manual. After all, the cuteness of the prototype is also its own advantage. It is based on its ability to eat, so it cannot be judged that he violated the rules.

A few years ago, several seniors and sisters got away with this trick, and now they are like ducks in water in human society.

Yu Ming thought, I am too smart.

The most urgent task is to choose a suitable porcelain touch object.

He looked critically at the passers-by.

First of all, you can't choose a pervert, in case you abuse the cat.

Secondly, you can’t find someone who is too clingy, and give the cat free space.

Last but not least, look good.

What's wrong with him wanting a pleasing owner like a cat?

Humans are also horny!

He learned from anthropology!

Yu Ming licked his paws, and fell in love with a girl wearing white trousers who was about to come. He had been observing here for several days. This girl would pass by here every day. There was a cat strip, and he touched his head affectionately two days ago.

At first glance, it looks like an excellent meal ticket... Ah no, the owner.

He straightened his chest, rubbed his face, jumped off the stone lion, abandoned his sense of shame, imitated the little milk cats in the clan, howled a few times, with his tail dangling, and was about to go to Miss Sister The legs are cute.

When you touch porcelain, you must hit it with one hit!

He opened his legs and jumped over happily, looking like he was about to stumble and step on the girl's shoes.

Then...he was grabbed by the back of fate's neck.

Yu Ming: "Meow?"

A broad, masculine hand grabbed his neck and lifted him up easily.

The cihuamao is only a little bigger than a palm, chubby and soft, but not big. It is held in the air by this hand, like a small toy, with four paws dangling, and the pink pads fluttering around Then, because there is no point of focus, I can only give up.

Yu Ming looked at the man who grabbed him with a dazed expression.

A human male, about 27 or [-] years old, wearing a suit and leather shoes, wearing a pair of silver-rimmed glasses, but the eyes behind the lenses are indifferent and sharp. He should be considered handsome by human standards, but he gives people a strong sense of oppression.

In short, at first glance, he is not an amiable person.

Not only that, but it also looks like a murderer with a high IQ in a crime drama.

The hair on Yu Ming's body exploded.

He waved his paws at the man in a bravado, sticking out his sharp nails, in a demonstration at the man.

But it was obviously useless, the man looked at him indifferently, and even reached out and touched his stomach.

"Pretty fat." Two words came out from the man's thin lips.

A soldier can be killed but not humiliated.

Yu Ming wished he could put his foot on this man's face.

Who is fat!

I'm a standard figure!

Don't you humans just like chubby cats!

Besides, I'm skinny in human form.

Yu Ming let out a "meow", bared out a mouthful of small fangs, and threateningly "growled" at the man in a low voice.

The man stretched out his hand to touch Yu Ming's chin again, "It's quite fierce."

Then he locked Yu Ming into the small cage at his feet.

With a click, the cage door was locked.

Yu Ming stared at the fence in front of him, his heart was half cold.

It's over, and he died before leaving the teacher.

Before his graduation assessment started, he was caught by the villains first, and he didn't know whether to catch him and sell him, or send him directly to the slaughterhouse.

The box was lifted up by the man, it was a little wobbly, but it was not uncomfortable.

Yu Ming rolled himself into a cat ball in the box and closed himself off.

Along the way, he was struggling.

He didn't know if the current situation was an emergency avoidance, and whether he could use demon power to escape. If he used it, he would be discovered by this man. Once he was judged to be in violation, his graduation certificate would be ruined.

Before he could come to a conclusion, they arrived at their destination first.

In front of a high-end apartment building.

"?" Yu Ming raised his head in the cage. Although he hadn't been in human society much, he wasn't stupid.

This is clearly a human settlement, not a slaughterhouse.

The man carried him into the apartment, took out his room card, swiped the elevator, went upstairs, and finally stopped in front of the 1602 door.

The apartments here are two households on one floor, and the corridor is very quiet now, Yu Ming was pawing at the door of the box, and saw the man push the door open.

The inside of the house is very clean and tidy, there is no smoke, the whole house is decorated in cold white and gray, it looks chilly, but the balcony is big enough and the sunshine is very good, which makes the room have a little more breath of life.

The box containing Yu Ming was put down.

The man also squatted down, met Yu Ming in the box, and looked at it coldly for a long time.

Jiang Zhou has been observing this raccoon cat for several days.

His place of work is nearby. When he passed by for a few days, he saw this chubby raccoon cat lying on the stone lion, sometimes basking in the sun, sometimes looking into the crowd. They are soft, healthy, and light in movement. Compared with the delicate breed cats in pet shops, they look much thicker at first glance, and they are not easy to raise to death.

In short, it fits the standard of a cat in his mind.

Jiang Zhou was planning to raise a cat last month. Although he doesn't look like one, he likes small animals, but he is busy with work, and for some reason he doesn't like animals very much, so he hasn't been able to do so.

Recently, his work has become a little easier, and he has enough money and energy to take care of a pet that needs care, so he made up his mind to bring one back.

Originally, he wanted a friend to order a cat for him, but when he passed by after get off work and saw Yu Ming sunbathing on the stone lion, he couldn't walk anymore, his heart was pounding.

They are all cats, and there is a beautiful one in front of them, and it is not afraid of people, so of course it must be tied up.

So taking advantage of today's vacation, he put Yu Ming in a cage and brought it back.

The kidnapping went very smoothly.

This fat raccoon dog can't do anything except wave its paw a few times, and it will only meow when it is in a hurry.

It sounded pretty good.

Jiang Zhou knelt down, stared at the fat cat, and reasoned calmly, "I'll bring you back, so you won't be a kitten causing trouble on the street. I'll let you out, don't scratch the sofa, don't break it Things, canned food is enough, small dried fish is enough, but you can’t bite and catch people, you know?”

Yu Ming grunted from his throat.

He tilted his head and looked at the man in front of him, his mind was a little out of order. He was still playing a horror movie in his mind just now, why did he suddenly switch to the family channel.

But before he could think about it, the cage door clicked open.

Based on the principle that the enemy does not move and I do not move, Yu Ming squatted in the box for a while.

But before he could decide whether to come out, he saw the man get up and bring a plate of food over.

A plate of dried fish, placed in a cute little plate, exudes the smell of tempting cats.

Yu Ming: "..."

What a despicable human being, to tempt him with his favorite dried fish.

He won't give in... Yu Ming watched as the man brought another plate over, this time it contained a small plate of wagyu beef, the texture of the pink beef was extremely beautiful under the light.

Yu Ming jumped out of the cage, and grabbed the piece of meat in one gulp.

Picking a day is worse than hitting the day.

Anyway, it's all Porcelain, and it doesn't matter who you are looking for.

This restaurant has delicious food and drinks, and the man looks very pleasing to the eye, so I can stay here.

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The update is starting, the fluffy little monster series, silly and sweet [mark the key points]

I beg my friends to collect and starfish ~ meow