He was driving a plane frying fritters

The pretentious description, the words used in the second grade.

I'm afraid this author has a big bubble in his head.

The plot has changed, but the villain has appeared earlier, as if forcing him to follow the original line and hide in the protagonist Gong's arms to accept asylum.

I wish Gao Xing had been in a vegetable for so long, and finally he could move, so that he would not be so stupid as to waste this chance of rebirth.He wants to live, to live freely, to live to be a hundred years old.

Fuck the original.

I wish you happy to close the book with a "snap", intending to find bugs from the juvenile version of this villain.

Gu Bu Shang, the name is quite familiar.Reading it is full of an extremely perfunctory temperament. The chapters near the end are all his scenes, and they are repeated by the storyteller.

Unpredictable, morbid and crazy, what is described is a lunatic with a smile on his face and a sick mind who stabbed someone in the back.As soon as the front foot was arranged for a robbery, the money was secretly paid for by the back foot. He was following a few villains to beat people with sticks. Within a few minutes, he ran to the police station and surrendered himself, as if desperately refusing to give him the plot. character settings.

The most impressive plot is that after the original owner was killed by a mysterious person, Gu Bushang threw his body into the sea, and then took the incense burner and a pile of paper money to burn three sticks of incense for the original owner on the edge of the cliff.

Zhu Xingxing vaguely felt that although this little villain who hadn't appeared many times was out of his mind, his conscience was still intact. Maybe he could find some hidden plot from him and escape his inevitable fate.

The original book appeared ten years later, and now it seems that he is just a street gangster who makes a living by "chivalry" and acts ostentatiously, completely reckless.

The sound of the siren was getting closer, and Gu Bushang walked away stepping on the broken glass in a calm manner.

Zhu Xingchang changed his strategy, picked up his schoolbag and followed behind him.

As soon as he turned the corner of the street, he got into a car. It was a big pickup truck with mottled green paint, a bumpy body, full of fallen iron sheets, and a bunch of illegal strips on the windows.He sat in the driver's seat and turned the key lazily, making a deafening sound of ignition.

Underage driving without a license.

Sin plus one class.

Zhu Xing stepped forward a few steps forward, expressing his heart, "Brother, can you give me a ride?"

Gu Bushang just noticed him, put his arm on the car window, took off his hat and threw it away, smiling brightly, "Brother, do you want a ride?"

Zhu Gaoxin nodded, "I'll pay your fare."

Gu Bushang cut, "I don't want money." He thought for a while, "How about this, you accompany me to set off a cannon, and I'll take you with me, how about it."

God damn fire a cannon.

Zhu Xing was silent for three seconds, and agreed decisively, "OK."

The sound of this car is loud, it starts like a tank, and the car is also in a mess. The snack toy models are mixed with a bunch of dangerous guns that are obviously real guys, and everything seems casual.

Zhu Xing sat upright, reached out and pushed the pile of things into the corner.

As soon as the car started, the car speakers blared, almost shattering the eardrums. The gangster rap with the heavy metal bass wanted to set the whole street up, knocking over a row of trash cans in the alley.

Zhu Xing held the handle and wobbled to observe this young villain.

His skin is a bit gray and black, his bleached hair is unkempt and curly, covering his eyes scatteredly, and he can vaguely see nails nailed at the end of his eyebrows. His facial features seem to be sharpened by these cold spots, full of contradictory beauty.

Zhu Gaoxin exclaimed hypocritically, "You have so many nails on your face, you look so pretty."

Gu Bushang looked at him sideways, grinned, and stuck out his tongue as if showing off, "Here's another one."

There is a steel ball standing in the middle of the pink tongue, which hurts even looking at it.

Zhu happy to test, "Do you like to hurt yourself?"

Gu Bushang spoke seriously, "No, I just like shiny things, and I'm afraid of pain."

Zhu Gaoxin took off the watch with light on his wrist, "This watch is very bright at night, I give it to you. We are really destined, and I am also afraid of pain." He considered the words, "The moment I saw you, it was like Seeing my brother from the previous life, he is very kind."

No matter what the ending is, there is absolutely nothing wrong with gaining favor in front of the villain.

At this time, Gu Bushang seemed to have been brushed out of friendliness by this watch, he stopped the car and threw something into Zhu Gaoxin's arms, his eyes lit up, full of excitement, "Then I'll give you one too, Very cute and chubby."

Zhu Xing looked down at the thing lying in his hand, "...why did you send me the bomb?"

Gu Bushang started the car, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and slammed into the front.

I wish you happy to look up.

East Thirteen Middle School.

The pickup truck unstoppably smashed open the iron gate and drove into the campus, stopping in front of the teaching building.

Gu Bushang answered eight beats later, "Blow up the school."

Congratulations: "?"

He suspected that he had heard the truth, and felt that the setting of the little villain Ann in the plot was a bit too unkind.

The thing on the top of the pickup truck disguised as a big horn and a small flagpole is actually a trebuchet, not a cannon that Jinjiang forbids to write. The mouth of the machine is covered with a bright red plastic skin, and there is a large string of firecrackers hanging beside it, which looks very festive. , is booming and only needs to write the word "Fu".

Gu Bushang stood on the roof of the car, raised the mouth of the machine and pointed it at any direction, took out the match and struck lightly, was about to ignite it, but suddenly stopped, moved the flame to the side and lit the wick of the firecracker.

Ten seconds later.

The crackling sound shook the rhythm, the whole car was shaking, and the firecrackers were so loud that the students and teachers who were still in class ran out.

"Why is it him again? What does it mean to come here every day to set off cannons during Chinese New Year?"

"You must have a sick mind."

"What messenger from the underworld, how many times has he come to release this month? How about being a Spring Festival Fuwa?"

"Don't, you're insulting Fuwa, call the police."

The smoke from the burning explosion seemed to burn the clouds in the sky red.

Gu Bushang smiled even more happily, "Look at the fire! Is it big!"

"...It's really big, it's awesome." Zhu Xing looked up at him, "Didn't you say you were going to blow up the school? Just now I thought you were going to set fire to it, why did you change your mind?"

Gu Bushang squatted down and looked at him at the same level, his pupils were dyed neon colors by the bright sky behind him, "Because," he paused, and handed the matchbox to Zhu Xingxin, "the little match girl can't be sold. You have to use up this box of matches by yourself, or you will be beaten to death by bad guys."

Happy silence.

Sure enough, he was out of his mind and mentally deficient.

This is simply, fantastic.

Zhu Gaoxin's jokes come as soon as they are said, "Fate is really wonderful. I used to have a brother who was exactly like you, and I also liked this kind of An Tusheng's fairy tales, but we got separated later." He moved closer, with a disconcerted expression on his face. With an expression of believability, "Could it be you? Are you my real brother?"

Gu Bushang was very cooperative, and blinked in surprise, "Brother? Brother?"

This nonsense plot was interrupted before it could continue.

A group of people suddenly rushed out, uniformed in black suits, with sunglasses on their faces, and separated Zhu Gaoxing when they came up, and beat Gu Bushang fiercely. Surprisingly, he didn't resist, and even drew his gun He didn't even have the thought of raising a fist, as if he knew he couldn't fight, he gave up very simply, and didn't even bother to fight for the slightest possibility of escape.His face was swollen and the corner of his mouth was bleeding. He was suppressed and sent to the car.

Zhu Xing was blocked by a black suit and handcuffed, so he could only watch helplessly.He shook the cold ring, "You are not the police."

Black suit: "Well, no. Locking you is to prevent you from running away."

Zhu Gaoxing said "Oh", "Sent by Fang Lixing?"

The black suit nodded, "Yes."

The protagonist's attack still has to come out, and he can't stop it.

Zhu Xing asked politely, "Can I have a chat with my brother?"

The black suit didn't know when he recognized this psychopath as his younger brother, so he stepped aside without thinking too much.

Zhu Xing walked over, looked at Gu Bushang who was lying on the car window staring at him, and said in a low voice, "I will go find you."

Gu Bushang imitated him and lowered his voice, "Then I'll wait for you." He moved closer, and the cold scent of mints permeated, "My name is Shangshang, how about you?"

The corners of Zhu Gaoxin's mouth curled up, "My name is Zhu Gaoxin, I hope you will always be happy in the future."

Gu Bu Shang nodded, looking very obedient, "I'm very happy now, brother."

The car went further and further away, and the pickup truck followed and was driven away.

Zhu Gaoxing asked, "Send him to the juvenile prison?"

The black suit took him into another car.

"No, it's a madhouse."

The original book did not describe Gu Bushang's childhood experience, nor did it mention the existence of this kind of hospital.He is like a supporting villain who just popped up out of nowhere, with a blank background, monotonous characters, and few boring stories.

Most of the pen and ink is devoted to the main character Gong Fang Li Xing, and even the role of the original protagonist from the main perspective is several chapters less.

Zhu Xingxing took out the novel and flipped through it. It was all about the protagonist's attack.

Not only did he describe his little lovers in the harem in detail, but he also wrote how he complained about wishing happiness.

"Too clingy, too insecure, wishing I could stay by my side 24 hours a day."

"Careful, angry at every turn, and ran away from home."

"He loved me so much, it was stressful for me."

I wish you happy: ".."

According to the current plot line, the original owner had just fallen in love with him not long ago, fresh and passionate, Fang Lixing had just become the benefactor, and put him by his side every day to appreciate his similar temperament to Bai Yueguang.

The relationship between the two is in an ambiguous period, and it has not yet developed to the point of sleeping with each other.But the original owner dropped out of high school after two years of high school, and his mood was negative. If he still lived together, he would be raped, so he had to think of the safest way.

Zhu Xingxing looked at the black suit sitting next to him, and raised the book under his eyelids, "Brother, can you see the words written on the cover?"

Chen Jue froze for a moment, frowned, "Yes."

Zhu Gaoxing asked again, "What is the word?"

Chen Jue's eyebrows twitched wildly. He felt as if he had been insulted. He paused every word, "Cold, face, broad, young, er, substitute, body, love, person." He emphasized, "Master Zhu, I can read and write. .”

Zhu Xing nodded, "I know." Then he turned to the first page, "Where is the content on it, can you see it, what is written?"

Chen Jue: "..Why are they all mosaics?"

Zhu Xing's eyes widened in surprise, and he turned two more pages, "Mosaic? Look at the back, too?"

Chen Jue: "..Yes."

It turned out that this was his golden finger.Although from the current point of view, it is even worse if it is useless.

Stop the car.

Zhu Xing got out of the car, and politely thanked the cold-faced bodyguard inside, "Thank you for taking me back," he shook the book in his hand, "Thank you for wrapping the book cover for me."

The bloody and dazzling cover was tightly blocked, turning it into a five-year simulation of the three-year college entrance examination.

Chen Jue: "...You're welcome."

Seeing Zhu Gaoxin whose temperament and temperament have changed drastically, he was extremely puzzled, and raised his hand to answer the phone.

"The people have been delivered."

Fang Lixing's voice seemed to be deliberately lowered, and there was a smell of bubbly, "Tell him, don't make trouble for me, go back and stay honestly, I will be there tonight."

Chen Jue: "He has already gone in."

As usual, Zhu Gaoxin rushed forward to grab the phone to talk to him, Fang Lixing frowned, "What happened just now?"

Chen Jue: "He found his long-lost brother, a mentally ill man who just escaped from the madhouse, and we have already sent him back."

Pause for a few seconds.

"He also bought a pornographic novel."

Fang Lixing: ".."

The author says:

The original clip is that Gu Bushang blew up a hole in the building, and his behavior was very bad.

It has been repaired because it does not conform to the socialist concept of harmony.

Because the content was accused of bloody violence, it was withdrawn from the list and locked for more than ten days.

I have also repaired many times, trying to avoid stepping on sensitive lines.

After a few months of delay, this book will not have any good rankings in the future, but it will end well and tell this story well.

Stop complaining to me, thank you.

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