The prince dressed as cannon fodder was targeted by the regent

Regardless of whether he agreed or not, he ordered someone to bring a bowl of clean water. After the clean water was brought, an eunuch walked up to Ji Yan, "stretch out your hand."

Ji Yan reacted to his stupid behavior just now, covered his face in despair and stretched out his other hand to pass it over, just in time to see Yi Cixiao laughing again, kicked him over, "It's all your fault! Laughter!"

After kicking, I saw the eunuch holding a bowl of clear water, went to the emperor's side to get a drop of blood, took the handkerchief from the maid, and waited curiously for the result.

Seeing that the emperor was disappointed, he went up carefully to see that the drops of blood were scattered in the water, but they didn't blend together. No wonder the emperor was so lifeless, but as far as he knew, there seemed to be no scientific basis for recognizing relatives by dripping blood?

All of them looked ugly. He was a little afraid of losing his life, so he went back to hide behind Yi Cixiao, "Actually, this thing is not accurate. You have to believe in science. DNA paternity testing can ensure the authenticity."

"And the possibility of blood fusion is relatively small, just like you and Yi Cixiao are brothers, your blood may not be compatible, you can try it with the fifth prince, anyway, he was born under your watch Yes, maybe they won't blend in?"

"Full of nonsense!" The eunuch next to him slammed his bowl.

Ji Yan pouted and stopped talking, seeing that the emperor was not in a hurry with the eunuchs, it was quite funny.

"Ayan...cough cough...how to do the appraisal you mentioned." The emperor calmed down and asked.

He was not dragged out and beheaded. The emperor seemed to be quite tolerant, unlike the ancient tyrants, but... that thing couldn't be done in ancient times.

He moved half of his head from the back and said tremblingly, "If you can't do it in ancient times, you need to use modern high-tech. Otherwise, you should try the fifth prince first."

"Tested, compatible." He stared straight at the protruding half of the head, a tear ran down his cheek, and the eunuch next to him quickly handed over a handkerchief and wiped it: "Your Majesty, the dragon's body is important."

"Then you can try again with his mother... His mother's, the possibility of incompatibility is high, unless you have type A blood and he has type B blood, and you will give birth to a type O or AB blood .”

"Bewitching words to confuse the crowd!" The eunuch was anxious again.

Ji Yan felt that Yi Cixiao didn't have the tendency to stop him, so he got a little bit stiffer, poked his head out and pointed at the eunuch and scolded, "You are still running the train with your mouth full! Why are you talking nonsense and bewitching people? Both of you are half The possibility of blood fusion! If you don’t believe me, try it!”

He felt that the eunuch wanted to rush down to beat him, and regretted it, he asked Yi Cixiao quietly, "Why didn't you stop me from ordering? What if I die? I'm still pregnant with your child!"

"It's okay, I don't like Eunuch Li either. If you scold him, he will scold you. He can't do anything to you." Yi Cixiao took the opportunity to touch his head, and asked softly, "How did you know this?"

"I'm a modern person anyway, this is basic common sense!" He would never say it, because he was too stupid, his mother thought it was the wrong child, and went to major hospitals to do various paternity tests, and the results all showed that he was biological .

No way, his mother is not the kind of woman who gives up easily. She chose the ancient method of blood recognition. After getting married, she went to Baidu to find various materials that deny blood recognition, and then came to tell him that they just have the same blood type. , does not mean that it is biological.

With the results of the paternity test and blood test results in front of him, his mother finally had to admit that, as an elite strong woman, she gave birth to a stupid son.

He asked his mother at the time, "Could it be that my IQ is inherited from my father?"

His mother replied: "Your father is as stupid as you?"

"It seems to be too..." He lowered his head in shame, without the face to continue talking.

How did two key undergraduate graduates give birth to him being so stupid?He was also puzzled.

After a while, the emperor said again: "Bring another bowl of clear water."

The eunuch persuaded: "Your Majesty, nonsense is not credible."

"Eunuch Li, try it with me."

The emperor insisted on this, even a servant could not disobey, so he quickly fetched another bowl of water.

Ji Yan really didn't expect that the emperor would be so obedient, and urged Yi Cixiao to join him, "Go, go and have a look."

"Aren't you afraid, Ah Yan?"

"I'm afraid, that's why I pulled you up and put you on the back, hurry up."

In the end, he still saw the two drops of blood fused together, and he was instantly happy when his reasoning was correct. He jumped up and said, "Let me tell you, let me tell you! This thing has no scientific basis at all! You old man knows nonsense language!"

"Cough cough cough..."

After a series of life-threatening coughs, Ji Yan suspected that the emperor was going to die on the spot, "Don't be so excited, it doesn't mean that you have any blood relationship with him, it just happens that you have the same blood type or the old man is universal blood, so you will get along with each other." melt."

"So... cough cough cough... you... cough cough cough!"

Ji Yan guessed the question he wanted to ask, and said truthfully: "As for whether it is your own, I am not sure, I heard Biqing said that Concubine Rong is the woman you met when you were traveling, and she came to you later. He even brought a child with him, saying it was yours."

"Although this kind of plot is bloody and outrageous, I have to remind a woman, she has gone through all kinds of hardships to find you, if this child is not yours, what is the need for her to bring it to you? Let you Killed the child and cut her after finding out the truth?"

"I don't know the truth behind the matter, but please use common sense to understand whether a person has a brain." Even if he is such a brainless person, he really can't think of bringing someone else's child to find his former lover, " What's more, in fact, the previous crown prince had already..."

"Is Ah Yan hungry?" Yi Cixiao interrupted and asked.

"There's something wrong with what you say," he continued, "It's been a long time since..."

"Okay." Yi Cixiao replied.

Interrupted twice, no matter how stupid Ji Yan was, he understood that he couldn't continue talking. He rolled his eyes and said, "The prince died in that hunt long ago. I'm not him. I'm only in Yi Cixiao's care now." .” When he first came here, he never thought that he would use Yi Cixiao as his backer.

"Okay...very good..." He looked at the worried emperor, and he could tell that he was looking at another person through him.

Concubine Rong was scolded by thousands of people, and everyone thought she was a shameless bitch. At the beginning, Biqing told him that she was gnashing her teeth, but the emperor always had love, but he didn't understand, how could she care if she really loved her? Gossip?What does it matter if the child is biological or not?

Unable to bear the gaze from the other side, he tugged at Yi Cixiao's sleeve, expressing his desire to leave.

Yi Cixiao received it and saluted, "I hope Your Majesty will forgive me, my wife has been pampered by me, and it's past meal time, I'm afraid I'm starving, please take him away first, and plead guilty to Your Majesty another day. "

The emperor waved his hands to agree, and began to cover his mouth and cough again.

After walking out, Ji Yan asked enthusiastically, "Yi Cixiao! Are there many delicious foods in the imperial city? I don't want to eat leftovers this time, right?"

"When will Ah Yan eat the leftovers?" Yi Cixiao took the opportunity to touch his head and asked.

"The last time I kept vigil for Concubine Rong, I even ate leftovers for several days, and I felt like throwing up..." The memory came back, it was not delicious, and it happened to be the period of morning sickness, so there is no one who can be so unlucky.

Yi Cixiao promised: "There will be no next time."

"Then when can I leave the palace?" This is another very troublesome question.

"After the Longevity Festival."

"Then we're going to live here for the next two days?" Having watched a lot of Gongdou dramas, he always felt threatened, "Is it safe?"

"If Ah Yan is willing to sleep with me, it will be very safe." He was still worried about finding an excuse to sleep together, and the opportunity came now?

Ji Yan pulled Yi Cixiao to look at him, and he said very sincerely: "I'm really not because I'm afraid, I'm mainly worried that the baby will be frightened, so please promise me, can you guarantee the baby's safety?"

"Of course!"

"Nice!" Ji Yan stretched out his hand to clap, forgetting that the ancients didn't understand this meaning, he silently withdrew his claws.

Yi Cixiao seized the opportunity and interlocked his fingers, "Ah Yan, don't fall."

"My God, you are so greasy, I have to eat later, can you not disgust me?" He shook it, unable to break free, he could only accept it with a sigh.

When he arrived at the dining area, Ji Yan turned on the voracious mode, and chatted whenever he had time in his mouth, "The emperor asked me to come here just to confess blood? Has he never tried it before?"

"I've tried it many times, but it doesn't match." Yi Cixiao slowly picked up food for him.

"Then what's the point of him continuing to try?"

"Because he also found that Ah Yan's personality had changed drastically, and he was very different from before, so he held up his last hope."

"Tsk tsk tsk, the prince before was really miserable. He was denied just because of his blood. At first, I thought he was caught on the spot." Ji Yan shook his head while eating, and nodded after eating something delicious, "Wow ! It's delicious, would you like to try it?" He fed a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

Yi Cixiao looked at it and refused, "I don't like pastries, I think Ah Yan can eat them."

"Yi Cixiao! I really can't take it anymore!" He put down the food and reasoned with others, "Can you talk well? Where did you learn all kinds of things? Go and tell those little lovers in your brothel, don't disgust me , I don’t want to eat this set!”

"Where did I get my little lover? Ah Yanjing is blindly jealous." Yi Cixiao pretended to be wronged.

"The brothel is as good as home. There are a hundred or eighty old friends. Who would believe you if you don't do something?"

"Ah Yan misunderstood me. I don't like those rouge vulgar fans." After finishing speaking, he looked straight at Ji Yan and took a sip of wine.

"Who would believe it?" Not wanting to argue with Yi Cixiao anymore, he got up and said, "I'm full, where can I take a shower?"

Yi Cixiao was disappointed and said, "Ah Yan didn't wait for me?"

"Why do I have to wait for you?" The old rascal is about to wash up together. Although he is stupid, he is not insane.

"Come here, take Ah Yan to take a bath," with a sad look on his face, "I'll drink some more alone."

"You fucking play a lot? Why don't you give me a farewell kiss?" I'm so fucking speechless!

"Ah Yan is right," then pulled Ji Yan's hand down, and it fell firmly into his arms. It happened that Ji Yan's lips parted slightly in surprise, "Yi Ci...uh!"

Yi Cixiao smelled the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus left in his mouth, which was not unpleasant, and the residue in his mouth made him lose interest in a deep kiss, so they parted after kissing, and whispered in his ear: "Ah Yan washes up early Okay, wait for me obediently~"?