Did the Demon King attack humans today?

No--

Gu Chenxiao was also silent for a while, he didn't expect that the Balrog, who was once known as a battle madman, could become like this, just sell barbecue, and let humans touch his abs... This is simply unruly ah!Destroy the image of their monsters!

But... Even so, it is impossible to hit a human being, after all Ji Feihong would cry.

Looking at Qiao Yin's eyes eager to agree, he decided to avoid this topic and take Qiao Yin to another place to play for the sake of the life of the Balrog in front of him and the human beings next to him.

Stay away from these strange creatures that are easy to make the devil explode!

"Let's talk about this later, let's go there first, there is a milk tea shop over there, and there is your favorite ice cream in it."

Qiao Yin was taken away by Gu Chenxiao in his arms. When he was taken away, he even looked back at the Balrog who was smiling happily, his eyes were obscured.

The Balrog was happily introducing the function of his tail to the humans in front of him. For some reason, he suddenly felt a chill behind him, as if there was some monster good at hiding that was crouching in the dark and was about to kill him. one strike.

He couldn't help but start to think about whether he had inadvertently made enemies with some monster, but he didn't think about it for a long time, and the dangerous feeling disappeared first.

"Strange."

Over there, Gu Chenxiao had already taken Qiao Yin away. Sure enough, there was a shop selling milk tea not far away, and there was even another shop a little farther away. At a glance, there were common and uncommon shop names, zero I don't know how many houses are scattered, all on one street.

Although there are many shops, there are many people and monsters at each door. Qiao Yin saw a succubus and two coquettish nightmares just coming out of a milk tea shop, and then went into another milk tea shop. shop, without even making the slightest stop in the middle.

They seemed to have a clear goal. They entered a house and quickly came out with milk tea. When Qiao Yin passed by, he even heard their voices talking.

"The pearls in this store are not as good as the previous one, but the milk tea tastes better. Hey, what's the next one? Fruit tea?"

"I don't like fruit tea, I prefer fresh fruit."

"Anyway, I'm going to try it, so don't be curious and grab my drink."

"Stingy! It's not about stealing your partner."

A few glamorous monsters were laughing at Yan Yan with milk tea on the street, and from time to time they let out bursts of coquettish laughter, and the men who stared at them were almost drooling.

After they finished visiting all the milk tea shops, they finally stopped at the door of a shop after holding several cups of milk tea. Qiao Yin also looked over and found that it was a shop run by succubus.

The name of the store is called Succubus's Happiness. They didn't choose the black building of monsters, but chose human shops. There are huge transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, and some posters are pasted on them, with bright red lips, succubus horns and cute curls. A heart-shaped succubus tail.

There are strings of colorful lights hanging on the signboard, the lights inside are ambiguous, and the decoration is very beautiful. There are some glowing plants from the devil world crawling on the walls, and beautiful magic butterflies are flying around. The breath of the devil world is strong.

There are also many people coming and going at the door of the store, and it seems that the business is very good.

Qiao Yin was very relieved to finally see that some monsters were serious about doing business. He didn't even buy ice cream, so he pulled Gu Chenxiao over there and said, "This one looks pretty good, let's go in and have a look."

Gu Chenxiao looked at the wonderful products on the shelves from a distance, raised his eyebrows, isn't this a sex shop?

When they entered, there were two glutinous rice balls at the door, and they said welcome to them at the top of their voices.

The shelves inside are made up of layers of scarlet thorns, on which there are balls one by one, and inside are various shrinking tools of the devil world.

Human beings buy goods on a self-service basis, and all payments are made to Scarlet Thorn.

The dim lighting brought an ambiguous atmosphere. The two of them looked like men because of their height, and some customers looked at them curiously.

Qiao Yin happened to see something like a branch inside a pink ball, and he was curious to reach out to grab it. Gu Chenxiao saw it at a glance, and his heart jumped. This was much more exciting than the gift from the succubus before. How dare you let Qiao Yin see it.

He grabbed Qiao Yin's wrist and said, "They seem to be making something, do you want to go and have a look?"

Sure enough, Qiao Yin was distracted by his words, and looked over there: "What?"

"It's over there."

After turning around a few high shelves, they saw the succubus in front of the table. She was holding a cup of milk tea and said to a strange machine in front of her: "Today I brought everyone to taste It's xx's and xxx's, xxx's signature milk tea."

"Of course I won't gain weight by eating so much. Humans have very little energy in food. Look at my perfect body."

The succubus really twisted into a seductive posture, and then looked at the rainbow fart above it and laughed wildly.

"What is she doing?" Qiao Yin asked.

Gu Chenxiao: "I guess, she is broadcasting live."

"What is a live broadcast?"

"It's a way to spread your real-time images and communicate with the audience."

Qiao Yin's eyes were full of blankness: "What's the use of this?"

"You can get human praise and love, and some human currency."

He was even more at a loss, what's the use of human praise and love?Will the succubus still lack human currency?

But seeing the succubus gradually fascinated by the human's praise and getting more and more excited, his face gradually became heavy.

It turned out that before he knew it, humans had already started to corrode the inside of the monster, but he didn't even know it.

Qiao Yin: "Did humans do it on purpose?"

"Xiao Yin, I will handle this matter." Gu Chenxiao said directly.

"No need." Qiao Yin rejected his proposal, "I will naturally let humans know the fate of luring monsters to fall."

After finishing speaking, he left aggressively, looking like he was about to go to the human world to kill.

Gu Chenxiao followed behind him, but just as he walked out of the shop, he was caught by a branch of scarlet thorns.

"What?"

The scarlet thorn handed him what Qiao Yin wanted just now.

Gu Chenxiao looked at Qiao Yin's angry back, struggled for a while, and finally took it.

Well, there is always a chance to use it anyway.After putting the things in his pocket with a straight face, he chased after him in the direction he left.

……

At dinner in the evening, after Qiao Yin put the last bite of apple dipped in yogurt into his mouth, he officially announced his decision to all the creatures on the table.

"I plan to launch an attack on humans tomorrow."

"Humans are indeed very treacherous and cunning. They are using all kinds of means and sweet words to make the monsters put down their guard against them."

At that time, there were only two humans and three monsters on the table.

The human's reaction was very real. Lin Yao spit the soup back into the bowl at that time, and Luo Shuixiu stopped wiping his mouth.

Butler Crocodile was noncommittal, just put down the fork in his hand, and Ming Liu laughed a few times, and happily said to Qiao Yin: "Okay, Wang, let's start from the nearest city, this time let me bring team."

Lin Yao looked embarrassed: "Uh... respected Demon King, aren't you joking?"

Qiao Yin looked at her: "Of course not."

Luo Shuixiu looked at Gu Chenxiao, and found that there was no surprise on his face, and for some reason, she also felt relieved.

She guessed, maybe someone made the devil angry again, anyway, it's not a big problem to have Gu Chenxiao.

In the end, this matter ended temporarily amid Ming Liu's voice of actively applying for the expedition.

In the middle of the night, Ji Feihong also entered the Demon Palace. He squatted outside Qiao Yin's bedroom and called Gu Chenxiao. When the other person answered, he started crying. There were no undead in the palace, and he almost thought that the palace was haunted.

After Ji Feihong hit him three times, he finally couldn't take it anymore and went out.

"If you don't have a good reason to explain your weird behavior, I will stuff you in Da Zhuang's stomach."

Ji Feihong pointed to the scorpion-tailed maids standing on either side of him, with teary eyes.

Gu Chenxiao waved his hand, and the figures of the scorpion-tailed maids disappeared instantly.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Ji Feihong rushed over from the ground, grabbed Gu Chenxiao's hand, and shouted: "I heard that the devil is going to attack humans, what's going on?"

"You also grew up among humans! You went to X Provincial Experimental Primary School at the age of six, and even got a three-good student in the middle school. You even got a 985 in the college entrance examination. You are half a human! You can't just do nothing. !"

Gu Chenxiao: "..."

"Why are you crying? Didn't you fight?"

Ji Feihong took out a piece of paper from his pocket and wiped his snot, then said to him aggrievedly: "I was still worrying about your wedding during the day, and you treat me like this at night, you know I have to Is it so sad to know that the devil is going to attack human beings? How sad? Human life is so short, what's wrong with me just wanting to live peacefully until old age and death?"

Gu Chenxiao watched coldly, and when he got more and more exaggerated, he said, "I'll give you five seconds to speak humanly."

He cried for a while, and then his speech speed suddenly accelerated: "When I found out at noon today that you and the devil were planning to go out on a date in the afternoon, I was still thinking that you were finally planning to propose marriage. You set off fireworks to celebrate, and it didn't take long for me to learn that the Demon King was angry and wanted to attack humans."

"Gu Chenxiao, really, tell me, is it because your proposal was too perfunctory that the devil got angry?"

The more Ji Feihong talked, the more he felt that this was the case. Otherwise, how could a good date end like this? He patted Chen Xiao on the shoulder and said, "Can you coax me? Do you want me to give you a trick? When the devil gets angry, we It's hard here too, and the higher-ups also contacted me to ask me if I should be on guard first... I know you can definitely solve it, right?"

Gu Chenxiao muttered to himself: "Marriage proposal?"

"What's wrong with you? By the way, is it because of the proposal? Or have you already proposed in private?"

Gu Chenxiao's face was still blank: "Marriage proposal?"

Ji Feihong: "Are you stupid?"

Twenty minutes later, an extremely shocking chicken crow suddenly came out from a dark corner of the magic palace.

"What? You haven't proposed yet!"

"But your wedding is going to be held soon. Do you want to go directly to the wedding?"

"Brother, do you still propose?"

Gu Chenxiao grabbed Ji Feihong's arm and pressed him like a chicken: "Please, of course!"

"I remember you are married? Come on, tell me first, how do you do it..."

……

When Qiao Yin woke up the next morning, she felt that her queen was acting weird. Not only did she pay more attention to her own image, but she also smirked at herself from time to time.

Even Tangyuan felt that something was wrong with her master, lying on her back and watching him warily with her blue eyes open.

When he arrived at the main hall, he also found a small cake on the throne. The strawberry on it was also his favorite flavor, and there was only one person who could make it like this.

He sighed, looked at the inexplicable "glowing" man beside him, and finally rejected Ming Liu's proposal to send troops to humans immediately.

His queen is good at everything except being too kind to humans.

He thought, for the queen's sake, let's delay attacking humans.

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