The Sand Sculpture God is using magic to bully the boss again

Xu Zhiyuan said angrily, "I won't go with you this afternoon."

Xu Xingli: "Huh? But I should have been complimenting me this afternoon... Then why don't you trade with my aunt? The teacher must be embarrassed to scold the matriarch when she sees the matriarch, so she probably needs to praise me more."

Xu Zhiyuan saw her agreeing so quickly, he became suspicious: "Are you sure?"

Xu Xingli: "That's right. I told you before I came here this morning. I caused a lot of trouble. The teacher will definitely say it, right?"

Xu Zhiyuan thought about it, this girl didn't seem to be hiding from the beginning to the end, she said something, she was right.

...but the English teacher obviously didn't want to criticize her, so she scolded herself!It was her father who scolded her, not herself!

Thinking of this, Xu Zhiyuan became angry, and he couldn't kill her, so he could only complain to his wife full of grievances: "Let me tell you, this girl is going to cheat her..."

There seemed to be an invisible barrier between him and Xu Xingli, and the emotions on both sides were clearly separated. Xu Zhiyuan went to his wife to complain with a little dark cloud on his head, and Xu Xingli was eating happily under the little sun.

Xu Qianqian couldn't help being curious: "What did my sister do, and she was criticized by the teacher for being the first in the exam...?"

Xu Xingli cheerfully answered her questions: "Children, don't listen, or your mentality may collapse."

Xu Qianqian didn't take it seriously: "My brother is also a genius. I grew up under his halo, so I didn't feel unbalanced."

Xu Xingli went to the end: "That's different, he studies hard."

Xu Qianqian always felt that she was studying secretly in a place where she could not see, and did not tell others, deliberately pretending that she was not studying, and then unexpectedly got the first place in the exam.

There are quite a few people like this in their class. When they ask questions, they just don’t do well in the exam and don’t study.

Xu Xingli knew what she was thinking just by looking at her eyes. He poked a shrimp from the dish called "down to earth" into her bowl, and said, "Stop your baseless thinking. I'm not a bitch. I just said that I want to take the first place in the exam, you just don’t believe me.”

She spoke softly, but clearly with connotations.

"I-I didn't..."

Xu Qianqian, who was poked at the center, panicked, as if she was an innocent little white rabbit, looking to her parents for help with red eyes.

Xu Xingli saw her parents looking over, and said directly: "You can't criticize me, it's obvious that she is duplicity and refuses to admit it, so she should be criticized for being dishonest."

My aunt found it interesting, and smiled to smooth things over: "It's rare to see someone as frank as Xing Li."

This family is all smart, and you can tell what's going on at a glance.

Xu Zhiyuan sighed, and said to Xu Xingli: "I hope you can imitate her duplicity and be 'blunt' according to the occasion, understand?"

Xu Xingli blinked: "I understand the truth, but being a human is really difficult."

"You understand you..." Xu Zhiyuan was halfway through speaking, when he suddenly remembered that the teachers seemed to be complaining this morning, but in fact, all of them were kind-hearted and amiable. What are you doing? It's normal for a child to be a little skinny, and it will be fine when he grows up a little bit.

Gao Xiuyang was the only one who really euphemistically mentioned that she spoke regardless of the occasion, and he emphasized Xu Xingli's "frankness" and "integrity" during the talk, for fear that Xu Zhiyuan would go home and beat the child, and he would just say a few words.

Xu Zhiyuan asked: "You did it on purpose?"

Xu Xingli didn't understand, so: "What are you talking about?"

Xu Zhiyuan: "Contradict the principal and the school manager."

Xu Xingli thought for a while, not sure which time Xu Zhiyuan said, and said vaguely: "It can't be regarded as contradicting, I'm trying to reason with them."

Sun Yun wondered, "What charades are you playing?"

Except for Shi Chengyan, the rest of the people didn't know what the father and daughter were talking about.

Shi Chengyan was not sure what the teacher said to his father, but only stated the facts: "The school director and the principal don't seem to be unhappy, and invited Xingli to participate in the 'Genius Research Project'."

Xu Xingli: "But I refused."

My aunt was curious: "Why did you refuse?"

Xu Xingli: "I have to write a lot of questions, and I have to observe daily life and diet. I feel unhappy."

Sun Yun patted Xu Zhiyuan on the shoulder, persuading him to accept the fact as soon as possible: "The most important thing is for the child to be happy. As an adult, it is to clean up the mess for the child after she gets into trouble."

Shi Chengyan spoke for her younger sister: "Xingli is quite popular in school, and many people in our class lined up to watch her magic show."

My aunt was surprised: "So powerful? Perform one?"

Xu Xingli: "That won't work, there will be another price for performances during meals."

My aunt picked up the phone and transferred money to Xu Xingli, quite generously: "Is fifty thousand enough?"

Xu Xingli: "?"

Everyone: "?"

Xu Xingli was about to return the money: "This is not appropriate, if I really accept it, my dad will beat me up."

The little aunt said with a tiger face: "If you dare to withdraw it, I will turn my face against you."

Xu Xingli was also blunt: "That's okay, just make up for the New Year's money for so many years."

Xu Xingli dug out an empty jug from his bag, poured half a bottle of mineral water into it, and asked, "What drink would Auntie want to drink?"

My aunt didn't make things difficult for her, she glanced at the drinks on the table and said, "Just orange juice."

Xu Xingli shook the pot, poured out a glass of orange juice, and she put the orange juice in front of Xu Zhiyuan: "Give the orange juice to Dad, and allow Auntie to order something that isn't on the table."

Xu Zhiyuan took a sip, and took another big sip: "Is it really orange juice?"

Sun Yun took a sip from the cup, looked suspiciously at the orange juice jug on the table, there was no shortage of orange juice in it...

Auntie: "Coffee?"

Xu Xingli: "Add sugar?"

My aunt was shocked: "This is still an option? Add it."

Xu Xingli shook the pot again, poured out a cup of coffee and put it in front of her: "You have a taste."

Xu Qianqian made things difficult for her and said, "Is it okay to add coconut to milk tea?"

"Milk tea also needs to be added with coconut fruit, you really know how to choose—"

It's true that she didn't prepare coconuts in advance, but it doesn't matter, she has a universal system.

Xu Xingli shook the pot and said, "The coconut fruit tends to sink to the bottom, shake it before drinking."

After she finished speaking, she deliberately found a big cup and poured out a cup of milk tea with coconut nuts: "Remember to drink it up, don't waste it."

Xu Qianqian: "..."

She just said casually that she still wanted to lose weight.

How many calories does this cup of milk tea have?

Xu Zhiyuan asked: "Is there any wine?"

"Alcohol is not allowed. I have to hold a parent-teacher meeting in the afternoon. What should I do if I get drunk and make trouble—" Xu Xingli suddenly realized, "Are you testing me? How can a minor buy alcohol! I'll bring you a glass with a similar taste Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water Bar."

Xu Xingli poured a glass of transparent liquid and brought it to Xu Zhiyuan: "Remember to drink it up, don't waste it."

Xu Zhiyuan made a bitter face: "...What's the taste?"

Xu Xingli: "Ah? Didn't I say that I want to die?"

Xu Zhiyuan: "..."

Sun Yun gloated: "I told you to make things difficult for the children, finish the drink."

Xu Xingli poured another cup of tea and a cup of Coke and put them in front of Sun Yun and Shi Chengyan respectively, and sat down cheerfully: "One cup for each, evenly distributed."

My aunt was dumbfounded, stared at her for a while, and asked, "Is there a compartment in this pot?"

Xu Xingli handed her the empty pot: "No, you can check it."

My aunt wondered, "Where did the mineral water you poured go?"

Xu Xingli opened his eyes and said nonsense: "In a flash, it has become the drink you are drinking now-don't keep thinking about deciphering magic, I still need to rely on it for a living."

"Okay~ don't say."

When my aunt talked to Xu Xingli, she always unconsciously put on a coaxing tone, as if she was trying to make up for the childhood she had been absent for many years.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Class 15 held a parent-teacher meeting in Lecture Room No. 10. Xu Xingli and Xu Zhiyuan entered the classroom [-] minutes earlier to take their seats.

When Xu Xingli entered the door, he chose a corner to sit down, Xu Zhiyuan wondered: "Why don't you sit in the front?"

Xu Xingli: "The corner is convenient for fishing, and the parent meeting is probably a cliché, and you certainly don't like to hear it."

Xu Zhiyuan: "..."

It doesn't have to be so straightforward.

While the two were chatting, they heard the sound of arguing from the other corner of the classroom, and the father and daughter awakened at the same time, turning their heads to look over.

It seems that a pair of parents are reprimanding their rebellious child. The middle-aged man first pointed his nose and scolded: "You don't pay your homework, you don't listen to the lectures, and you spend so much money to let you study, what are you doing? Just for fun. Just play, you know how to play, you don’t know what you’re doing all day long, are you going to be a bum after graduation?”

The student's mother said sadly: "It's not that my mother said you, this time my mother is really disappointed in you..."

The students who were scolded looked rebellious and turned their faces sideways. They didn't know what they were thinking, and they probably didn't listen to their nagging.

Xu Zhiyuan recognized this unique Mohawk at a glance, and was curious: "Is this your tablemate?"

[Ding ~ system task: reconcile the conflict between Luo Jiamao and his parents, and reward 100 points for completion. 】

Big list.

Xu Xingli waved: "Come on, Dad, let's persuade you to fight."

Before Xu Zhiyuan could react, Xu Xingli had already jumped in front of them.

Xu Xingli persuaded him sincerely: "What's the use of scolding him, and it won't do him any harm. We're both adults. Is it useful to quarrel? You have to fight. As the saying goes, a dutiful son is born under a stick."

Xu Zhiyuan: "?"

Didn't you say it was good to persuade you to fight?

Luo Jiamao's parents were also very confused. What nonsense did the little girl suddenly appear in?

Luo Jiamao also stared at her curiously, not sure for a while whether she was here to cheat him or to help him.

Xu Xingli continued to output: "There is nothing that can't be solved by beating the child. If it doesn't work, just beat it again. If it doesn't work, you will be hospitalized. After beating him into a vegetable, he won't make you angry anymore."

Father Luo could hear her being sarcastic, and was unhappy: "What do you know about your child? It's for his own good."

Xu Xingli followed his words and said: "Let's beat him in the name of love. It's better for you to beat him now than to accept the beatings from society later. When he grows up, he will understand your good intentions."

Father Luo really thought so, but when these words came out of Xu Xingli's mouth, no matter how they sounded, they didn't please his ears.

Xu Zhiyuan asked in a low voice: "Why do you still encourage them to beat people?"

Xu Xingli was confident: "Because of domestic violence, we need a video certificate."

She didn't have to lower the volume to make sure everyone nearby could hear it.

Xu Zhiyuan smiled and protected Xu Xingli behind him, persuading him: "If you have something to talk about, sit down and talk about it, there is nothing you can't agree on."

Xu Xingli: "They can't reach an agreement. If the irritable parent meets the irritable son, they will probably end up fighting."

Luo's mother was also unhappy, and defended her husband: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Luo never hits children."

Father Luo looked at Xu Xingli unceremoniously, and said in a bad tone, "Who are you?"

Luo Jiamao: "I'm at the same table, first in grade, and my name is Xu Xingli."

Hearing that she was number one in the grade, Luo's father immediately lost his temper, and asked in a good voice, "Can you teach my son some learning experience? He doesn't like to study and worries about others."

Xu Xingli: "I suggest another son."

Everyone: "?"

Xu Zhiyuan was quite helpless: "Don't talk nonsense."

Xu Xingli said it seriously: "This is indeed experience. If you are not satisfied with your children, you can change your children. If you are not satisfied with your parents, you can change your parents. It is the first time for parents to be parents, and it is also the first time for children to be children. Both parties do not know how to play this role well. , the demands are also different, if we really can’t agree, just change to another one to save trouble.”

Xu Zhiyuan: "How can parents and children be changed casually?"

Xu Xingli: "It's ok. The eldest son has a second child after being raised. Uncles and aunts are still young, so having another one is not a problem."

Luo Jiamao's parents felt that she was talking nonsense, and said sarcastically, "It's really a child's talk."

Xu Xingli: "Children can change parents if they are not satisfied with their parents. For example, my previous father was poor and was a single parent. He took me here and there and lived without a fixed place. I don't think it can go on like this, so I changed now. For rich parents."

Xu Zhiyuan coughed lightly: "It's just ordinary money..."

It didn't take long for him to realize that it wasn't right. It was such a thing, but why did it come out of her mouth so strangely?

Xu Xingli interrupted him, and continued: "The new parents already had a son and a daughter before this. The son is the first in the third grade of high school. You can check it out. My mother is holding a parent-teacher meeting for my brother, and the other daughter's grades are average, so They chose me who was able to take the first place in the exam, and now I have more face when I go out, and my son and daughter are all first in grade."

Xu Zhiyuan: "..."

That's not the case at all, is it? !

Xu Xingli held her father down and continued to fool around: "If you dislike your child's poor study and don't want to raise it yourself, you can go to the first grader in the second year of high school and ask him if he would like to be your child. Both the first and third year of high school are taken by our family. , I am currently very satisfied with my new family, and have no plans to move for the time being."

What she said was quite unbelievable, but also too sincere, which made people doubtful.

Xu Xingli glanced at the students in the lecture theater and said, "If you don't believe me, you can just grab a classmate or teacher from the class to verify. I didn't participate in military training because I just entered a new family last month. I just transferred here temporarily. Even the principal or director can find out my transfer records."

Luo Jiamao's parents were limped by her call, they even forgot why they scolded their son.

Luo Jiamao couldn't help reminding: "My deskmate is good at deceiving people, don't be fooled by her."

Xu Xingli: "Look, he panicked at the mention of asking you to change your child or have a second child. So, what's the use of quarreling, you have to take practical actions to solve the problem."

Luo Jiamao: "..."

What a ghost! ! !

Xu Xingli continued to give a boost: "My brother's name is Shi Chengyan. He is number one in the third grade. There should be a photo and name on the honor roll. After the parent meeting is over, my mother and brother will come to see us. You can take photos and compare them on the honor roll."

Father Luo wondered what was wrong: "Why is your brother's surname Shi and your surname Xu?"

Xu Xingli: "It's been said that our family doesn't like children with poor grades. I can only enter our house after I got the first place in the grade. I don't know if my brother has been replaced."

Xu Zhiyuan: "..."

Don't spread rumors! ! !

Xu Xingli added: "Oh, by the way, the child who is the same age as me is called Xu Qianqian. I don't know how she did in the exam, but she is in class 1, so her studies should not be too bad. I said her grades are generally only relative to mine."

Xu Zhiyuan raised his forehead, this kid can really cause trouble.

Luo's mother was said to be dizzy, and she looked confused: "But why do we have to change the child?"

Xu Xingli: "I don't want to change the child, but I also want the child to get good grades. How can there be such a good thing in the world."

Parents protect the calf, they only allow themselves to scold their children, and when others scold their children face to face, they will slap their faces.

Luo's mother was quite unhappy: "Why do you say that my child's grades are not good?"

Xu Xingli: "Because none of you asked him if he wanted to study."

Luo's father looked irritable: "Is studying something you don't want to do? You must study hard. How can you not study when you are a student!"

Xu Xingli spread his hands: "That's right, you always force him to learn, so he deliberately didn't learn during the rebellious period. If it doesn't make sense, just fight with him. If you win him, he will know how to obey."

Father Luo: "..."

Is this something you want?With Luo Jiamao's tall and burly figure, it is not certain who will win in a real fight.

Luo Jiamao wondered: "Why do you keep telling them to beat me?"

Xu Xingli was serious: "A real man solves problems with his fists."

Everyone: "..."

Xu Xingli explained: "They don't ask you what you think at all, and you are always holding back and don't want to talk about it. Sooner or later, there will be a fight in the end."

It was rare for her to say something human, and everyone who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop was moved to tears.

In the next second, Xu Xingli spoke the truth with a sincere face: "Anyway, sooner or later we have to fight, so why not fight earlier so that I can watch the excitement?"

Luo Jiamao: "..."

Xu Zhiyuan: "..."

Parents of students watching the excitement: "..."

It's not fun to say that, silly girl!

The author says:

Xingli: I really came here to break up the fight.