Yang Qi, lend me a breath

Brother... you are not gay, are you?

Early this morning, Lou Zhengdu was woken up by a knock on the door.

He opened his eyes chaotically, took a look at the cell phone next to his pillow, and became irritable, the alarm clock hadn't rung yet, who put the disturbing dream on.

Speaking of which, since the little magic stick pasted messy ghost symbols in his house, his sleep quality has indeed improved sharply.Lou Zhengdu didn't believe this, but somehow he didn't bother to reveal it. He just stubbornly believed that it was because he was so angry with the little god that he wanted to vomit blood every day. In order to prevent him from being pissed off, his body's self-protection mechanism was activated.He fell asleep with his pillow on every day, making sure that he would have a good mental outlook the next day to face the irritating and talented little magician again.

Pulling on his slippers, he opened the door with an irritable expression, and outside the door stood the well-dressed and radiant little magician.

Ning Ci came here for an impure purpose, he carried a satchel today, what was stuffed inside was not stationery, but the coat that Lou Zhengdu lent him when he had a fever last time, he washed it after using it, and returned it. Did not return it to him.

In order to hide his cautiousness, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Did you forget about the exam today? Let's go early and send the mochi to the school doctor by the way."

Lou Zhengdu froze all over, and the sleepy bug flew straight to the sky.Ever since Ning Ci said those tiger-wolf words to him last time, he has been unnatural in front of Ning Ci, and is always on guard against his chastity crisis.

Ning Ci swallowed nervously, and the little Mochi in his arms seemed to understand that he had to perform an important task today, so he rushed to the building and meowed quietly, and stopped barking his teeth and claws, as if he was a vicious stepmother who came to destroy the family Same.

Lou Zhengdu cleared his throat pretentiously, not to show his timidity: "Come in."

So Xiao Nian Gao followed in with Xiao Mochi in his arms, his little head turned to watch Lou Zhengdu go in and out of the wash, and Lou Zhengdu's back was sweating from the four burning gazes.

When Lou Zhengdu was about to change his clothes, Ning Ci hurriedly reminded him: "Do you want to bring a coat? The air conditioner in the classroom may be cold, and it is easy to catch a cold."

Lou Zhengdu: "..."

With the experience of the previous two conversations on "Tiger and Wolf" Ci, Lou Zhengdu learned the meaning of "if you catch a cold, it will affect the quality of that" from the innocent and innocent face of the little god stick this time.

Damn, come here early in the morning to tease people!Ouch, right? !

Lou Zhengdu cursed in his heart, and swallowed his anger to look for a coat. Who told him to try his best to meet his request, adding a coat is not too much.

With a throw of the boy's long arm, the coat fell precisely onto the bed.

Master Lou Zhengdu made a mistake, and said unwillingly: "I wore this one last time, and I haven't had time to wash it yet."

There are only two coats in total, implying inside and outside the words that the little god stick should return his clothes to him quickly.

This little sticky cake looks like a well-behaved little white rabbit, but in fact, like the little white rabbit, its brain is full of yellow things!Maybe he did something ulterior to his pure coat!

But the little magic stick's eyes just lit up, and he said in a soft tone like coaxing a three-year-old child: "It doesn't matter if you don't wash it! If you don't wash it... well, it's more, more masculine."

In the early morning, he was already very angry, and the blood that rushed to the top of Lou Zhengdu's head almost rushed down again, so he took a deep breath to suppress it.

Little Mochi is sensitive to people's emotions. Seeing his bad attitude, he even whined angrily at him, very dog!I don't remember the nanny's kindness at all!

Lou Zhengdu was so angry that he turned his head and wanted to get into the bathroom to change clothes, but then he thought, this is his bedroom, why should he hide?He insisted on changing here, this impatient and sticky cake who is greedy for his body is ashamed to death!I want him to see but not eat!

To use magic to defeat magic, he decided to fight back fiercely.With the degree of obsession with him by the little magic stick, he will definitely be teased with shame.

Lou Zhengdu was pleased by the scene in his mind, so he looked like an extremely straight man. He just turned around and took off his clothes, revealing a strong and sturdy waist. Regular and sufficient exercise made the boy's muscles smooth Elegant, every part is just right, not green and dry, nor exaggerated and greasy.

The boy changed his clothes slowly, unaware that he was strutting his head and slowing down like a sexy model in an underwear advertisement, very shameless!

Fortunately, Ning Ci didn't pay attention to this scene and avoided the hot eye attack.

Taking advantage of the young man's turning around, he bared his hand, and quickly exchanged the clothes in his satchel and the clothes on Lou Zhengdu's bed in a deceptive way.

It was the first time Ning Ci did such a bad thing, his white and thin skin couldn't stop the burning shame, and it turned into a small sticky cake with a white peach flavor. Such a shy and timid beauty with drooping eyes.

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Consciously regaining his composure, he was in a good mood, knowingly asked: "Why is your face so red, the weather is too hot?"

Ning Ci was afraid that his behavior of dropping packages would reveal his secrets, so he tried his best to find a way to answer.

Lou Zhengdu's playing hooliganism is particularly annoying, and he finally got the upper hand once, and he didn't let anyone down at all, so he liked to see Ning Ci embarrassed and anxious.

With a serious expression, the red-faced little sticky cake finally said: "Because of your masculinity, I'm already drunk."

Lou Zhengdu: "..."

grass!Who taught him? !You can say such silly words! !

Obviously!Obviously so greasy words!How could it be said so softly... like a coquettish little bumpkin.

The young man grabbed his coat and put it on his arm, his ears were burning hot: "Little bumpkin... don't talk to Zhang Yang from now on."

After having breakfast and settling down Mochi, the two parted ways because they were not in the same examination room.

Ning Ci, who had finally passed the test, was relieved. He entered the examination room of Class [-], but he didn't know how Wang Yecheng moved his hands and feet. Ning Ci's seat was in the first row, and it happened to be right under the invigilator's desk. It can be said to be targeted Very strong.

Ning Ci didn't care about the curious eyes cast by the people around him, sat down and arranged the stationery, and then slowly put on the school uniform jacket of Lou Zhengdu who sneaked in.

Lou Zhengdu was taller than him and had a longer arm span. After Ning Ci put it on, he could only reveal a few pink fingertips, and his thumb was gone.There is still a long time before leaving the exam, Ning Ci gently folded up his sleeves, and did not stop until his white and slender wrists were exposed.

Suddenly, a hand was stretched out from behind and patted his right shoulder, Ning Ci turned his head and looked over, it turned out to be Zhou Yurou.

"What a coincidence." He was also a little surprised.

The girl wore a high ponytail in spirit today, and her smile was a little shy, like a perfumed lily with morning dew: "Finally, that annoying Lou Zhengdu didn't follow you!"

Ning Ci: "..."

Afterwards, according to Zhang Yang's popular science and everyone's booing, shouldn't Zhou Yurou have a crush on Lou Zhengdu?

Zhou Yurou seemed to see the bewilderment in the young man's eyes, and hurriedly separated the relationship: "What's so good about him, he doesn't have a gentleman's demeanor at all, and it's not the first time I met him in the cafeteria last time. I haven’t given up a single peanut! The last time I didn’t have any steamed buns, I stared at him for a long time, and guess what he said to me?”

Ning Ci thought for a while: "Ask you to go to another window and line up again?"

Zhou Yurou sneered: "He said, 'the toilet is over there'. "

Ning Ci: "..."

As expected of him, he has a bit of single strength.

In fact, the scene at that time was even more embarrassing. Now that Zhou Yurou had escaped the filter of her crush on Lou Zhengdu, she felt that he was seriously ill.

At that time, Lou Zhengdu looked at the girl in front of him with a hesitant expression and a red face, and his heart was calm, and he even wanted to ask her if something was wrong.

Zhou Yurou bit her lower lip shyly, embarrassingly resorted to the profound art. Straight male chop—shaking her shoulders!

Lou Zhengdu choked on a mouthful of deep-fried dough sticks, gulped a few mouthfuls of soy milk before swallowing it, and then said with a strange expression: "If you... can't hold it back, the toilet is over there."

Zhou Yurou silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, this roundabout tactic really can't go on!She managed to maintain a smile, and decided to hit a straight ball.

"I don't want to... I want to..."

While she was talking, she couldn't help but look at the steamed buns in the boy's hand. They were all small and delicious, and they were filled with fragrant steam.Brother, you know what I mean?I salute you, salut...

Lou Zhengdu picked up a steamed bun and put it in her mouth under her heartbroken eyes, and said loudly: "Do you want a tissue?"

Zhou Yurou: "..."

I hate you for being a piece of wood.

Ning Ci seemed to be able to imagine that scene, and couldn't help showing a small dimple.

It was the first time Zhou Yurou saw him smile, she was immediately confused, then took out her phone and said, "Let's add a WeChat account, otherwise, will you scan me or I will scan you?"

Her phone wallpaper is the pink of a girl's heart, and when Ning Ci was about to tell her that she had handed in her phone, a message pop-up window suddenly popped up on Zhou Yurou's phone.

[Be careful of men! 】

Ning Ci's eyes cleared instantly, this message...he had also seen it on Chen Miao's mobile phone, it seemed that what she said was true for all the girls.And, if he remembers correctly, has the content of this text message changed a little bit?

He remembered that the last time he saw this message, there was no exclamation mark.

Zhou Yurou crossed out the message with a click of her tongue, and muttered, "I'm so annoying, one early and one late."

Ning Ci asked: "Isn't it one a day?"

Zhou Yurou said: "You also know about this? Originally, it was once a day, but recently the frequency has become higher. It may be that we are too calm, and the pervert is not satisfied with our reaction."

She leaned over and said mysteriously: "Let me tell you, there are girls in our class who have sued the teacher. They originally wanted to ask them to find out the source of this number. But I heard...even the teacher has received this number." This message is scary."

Ning Ci frowned: "There are only female teachers?"

"Probably, I haven't heard the male teacher talk about it anyway. Our teacher told us to ignore it, for fear that it's a telecom fraud." She said, "No, it's almost time. I'll put my phone in my schoolbag and turn on later." Pass the exam, and I will add you next time."

The exam has started, but the strange thing is that the invigilator is not Wang Yecheng who doesn't like Ningci.

Maybe it was the fact that he was bald, and the fact that he was too dead made him reluctant to face the students for the time being, so he asked for a few days off.It was their English teacher, Yang Qing, who invigilated the exam instead of him.

Ning Ci hadn't seen her for several days, she seemed to have asked for leave to go back to her hometown, and she didn't know what to do.But today, when she stepped onto the podium to check the papers, Ning Ci felt the air around her drop a few degrees.

He raised his eyes suddenly, Yang Qing's face was a little tired, but the lipstick embellishment made her look not so bad.After distributing the papers, Yang Qing came down one by one to check whether the students had pasted the bar codes and filled in the correct test numbers.

As she approached, a strong yin energy rushed over to Chao Ningci.

Ning Ci hastily shrank his arms and neck to let himself be covered by Lou Zhengdu's clothes, the neckline was a little loose, and half of his chin was retracted, looking more and more like a beautiful little mushroom.

Fortunately, he succeeded in smuggling, otherwise his hand would become so stiff that he would not be able to hold the pen at all when he was attacked by this strong yin energy.

Yang Qing was amused by his childish behavior, and said softly: "Is the air conditioner turned too low? I'll turn it up for you later."

Ning Ci said thank you teacher in a low voice, his clear eyes skipped over Yang Qing's face.He wanted to make a fortune for her, but because of the exam, it was inconvenient to use the five emperors' money, so he had to take a look at her face.

The sun and moon horns on the forehead are raised, this is called "the sun and the moon are towering", it is Quaker, and it is easy to gain fame and fortune.Fate palace...white with gray in it, maybe it's because the parents of the family are not in good health or there are funeral affairs at home; the nose is round and thick, and she is gentle; the nose is narrow, and she loves to collect money.

Generally speaking, it is a very good face, but I don't know why it is so cloudy.

Ning Ci was thinking while doing the questions quickly.

Ning Ci is very smart and learns things very quickly. He used to be busy traveling with his master to learn spells, which made his foundation not solid. All back down, all the way to do very smoothly.

If you are indecisive, make a trick, and the order of difficulty is right.

Ning Ci went well in the exam, but Lou Zhengdu didn't.

His examination room was upstairs of Ning Ci's, and the air conditioner was not turned on too low, but his seat was unlucky under the direct blowing of the air conditioner.The whole audience wore short sleeves, but he was the only one who froze like a fool.

It was only when he felt cold that he remembered the coat that Ning Cirang was carrying. He stretched out the coat hanging on the back of the chair, and felt something was wrong when he stretched out a hand.

Why is this...a...milky, milky coconut smell? ?

Ning Ci has a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, and his toiletries are usually set, so the taste is not too different.So—his shower gel smells like coconut milk, his body lotion smells like coconut milk, and even the laundry detergent smells like coconut milk.

Lou Zhengdu sat up straight in a jerk, turning his clothes over and over and sniffing earnestly like a working dog.Damn, can't go wrong!This is the coconut milk flavor on Xiaoshen stick!

But the size of the clothes is indeed his own.

Lou Zhengdu began to review the experience in the morning in his mind, and by the way, recalled the earthy love story that Xiao Nian Gao told himself in the morning with great shame.

Reminiscing and reminiscing, he realized, wow, the case was solved.

So the little magic stick ran over early in the morning to remind himself that he brought his coat to steal the one he wore? ?

Just... can't you leave yourself just for a moment? !

Where is the little sticky cake, this is clearly 502!

Lou Zhengdu was holding the test paper, but he didn't post the barcode for a long time. When the invigilator checked him, he came back to his senses and hurriedly filled in the information column on the side of the test paper.

Then in the column of the name, I wrote the word "small".

Lou Zhengdu cursed in a low voice, guilty of writing that typo into an ugly little black ball, blaming the little magic stick for lowering his head in his heart.

This is pure seduction!

Is he writing papers wrapped in his own clothes now?Isn't that surrounded by his own breath?

Could it be that this little pervert still buried his head in and sniffed it!In broad daylight, how dare he do such a perverted thing? !

As Lou Zhengdu was thinking this way, he involuntarily lowered his head and sniffed his collar.

I'm a bit craving coconut milk sago dew.

Should he...shouldn't he stand up? !That's too perverted!

But to be honest, this possibility is not impossible. Surrounded by the smell of the person I like, and a young boy with blood and blood in his head, it is normal to be a little bit around the corner.

Thinking about it made his stomach feel a little hot, Lou Zhengdu was startled, and quickly chanted the Great Compassion Mantra in his head, and it took a long while to forget the worldly desires/desires.

One morning, the boy was either moving around or blushing suddenly. The invigilator went from being suspicious at the beginning to becoming numb at the end.

Whatever you want, as long as you don't laugh out loud and affect other candidates.

Fortunately, in the second half of the journey, Lou Zhengdu calmed down, even a little depressed, and he was accepting the condemnation of his conscience.

No matter how obsessed Ning Ci is with him, and how good-looking Ning Ci is, he is a straight man after all, how could he behave rudely to human beings who are also men?

Although he would not accept being with the little magic stick, but they have experienced so much, they can be regarded as half brothers after all, what is there to think about the brother's body? !

If you think about Zhang Yang... Forget it, let's be respectful first.

Because of his conscience, he finished the exam in a daze. Lou Zhengdu didn't even have the energy to rush downstairs to arrest people and question his teacher, but he met a hot sheep who was in a good mood.

"Brother Lou!" Zhang Yang smiled, "How did you do in the exam?"

Lou Zhengdu said casually, "That's it."

After saying that, he suddenly remembered that the little magician had sworn that he would not be able to test. Could it be that changing clothes is that scheming strategy? !

Deliberately washed his coat with coconut milk-flavored laundry detergent to keep him thinking wildly during the exam and make him fail in the exam!In this way, the little magic stick can have him at the bottom and win the bottom No.2!

Good morning!

Zhang Yang cheered up when he saw that he was inexplicable, as if he had found an excuse to explain his failure in the exam: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Let me tell you, I definitely performed supernormal this time!"

"I went to Ning Ge in advance and asked him to do some calculations for him. He said that my luck has been very good recently, and I can do everything smoothly, so don't stress me out. I will definitely be lucky and happy to eat chicken tonight. !"

Lou Zhengdu couldn't hear that word now, and scolded him: "Don't eat chicken and chicken all day long, did chicken offend you? Minors, especially high school students who are in a critical period, don't think about that kind of thing all day long, It’s just that you say this every day, what a bad influence it brings!”

Zhang Yang: "..."

Zhang Yang was wronged: "Isn't this what you have, I have, and everyone has, why can't you say it?"

One word awakened the dreamer, yes, you have what I have and what everyone has, why did he think that little sticky cake who doesn't abide by masculinity would be like that.

He hurriedly asked: "Zhang Yang, let me ask you...you, do you occasionally...have a little, brother, a little..."

Zhang Yang had an epiphany: "You mean... tsk, it's normal!"

Lou Zhengdu stared: "Where is it normal?"

Zhang Yang was speechless: "Brother, I've been single for a long time, and my brothers are all handsome. I still suggest that you don't be lazy, go back and do your own food and clothing, and the medicine will cure you. If I hold back for so long like you, both Tang Yuan and I will die." I can see right."

After speaking, his eyes flashed: "Brother, here is the medicine, do you want it?"

"Uh..." Lou Zhengdu said contemptuously, "I don't want it."

Zhang Yang was silent for a while, and asked, "Brother...you are gay, right?"

Lou Zhengdu was furious for a second: "Get out! I won't bend even if you bend! Are you kidding me with your steely will?"

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