The real master is also fake

When Bai Shisan saw Xiao Qi for the first time, he was still stupid. At that time, his impression was that he was a good-looking big brother, and then he was cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and would be willing to take care of and accommodate a fool.

The more he got in touch with now, the more he discovered that Xiao Qi had many advantages.

Added another cutie today.

It was clear that Miss Zheng and the dancers were no longer jealous, and Wei Xuanfeng, who turned around and looked at her beside her, was upset.

Was it really not because he interrupted something good that day?

However, Wei Xuanfeng didn't know that he was almost on the blacklist again, and he was still happy. He had already invited many people from the house to compete in the front yard.

He will be ashamed today.

Who said that he is only responsible for brainpower, he is obviously very good at fighting.

Bai Shisan only took one look at him and ignored him, after all, he was one of his own people, and there was nothing wrong with him.

On the contrary, Xiao Qi thought about something that he had thought about for a moment before, and he also wanted to have a good fight.But thinking about how big the house is, if he really had a good time, he might have to demolish the house.

His gaze was so obvious that Bai Shisan couldn't help but look over.

"Do you... want to fight, or do you want to fight with goblins?"

Xiao Qi: "Is there any difference? In the eyes of many people, we are fairies."

"..."

Bai Shisan: "..."

Well, my goblin fight is definitely not the goblin fight you think.

……

Anyway, it's still possible to fight.

Bai Shisan relied on his relatively high level of cultivation, so he directly set up a large water barrier. If a larger barrier comes down, no matter what happens inside, nothing will happen outside.

Wei Xuanfeng was still showing off his new equipment, but for the first time, he actually suppressed the awakened eagle who had been unable to beat in strength for the first time.

Before everyone could be shocked, Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi arrived here.

And then there's the big scene.

"Oh my god, after watching the scene between the prince and the white predecessors, I realized that we were just kidding around before, what is that called, playing house!"

On the court, Bai Shisan had a certain estimate of Xiao Qi's strength, but he didn't know until he actually played, that the opponent was a little stronger than he imagined.

He himself was able to master so many skills smoothly and quickly by relying on Xianyao Qiyuan, and the leveling up has always been quite smooth.But Xiao Qi relied on his own groping, and he has become the strongest among all the awakened ones.

Of course there are blood reasons for this, but the strength itself is not small.

Bai Shisan suppressed his own strength, and the two fought inseparably.Bai Shisan even found out that Xiao Qi had used two skills in Immortal and Demon Romance when he was fighting.

It's not Tianqiong's, but another profession, just the sect of Xiao Qi's own sword, absolutely rebellious.

If it wasn't for sure that Xiao Qi would not be able to reach the full level and get so many skill attribute points if he came into contact with Fairy, Bai Shisan would have thought that the two of them would also meet in this game up.

His eyes became brighter, and he played more seriously.

Of course, in the final analysis, they are all closed and beaten.

Among Xiao Qi's talents, eating is the strongest, but he has been suppressing it all these years.Not to mention Bai Shisan, the sea is his world.

It's not a battle of life and death, and there's no need to use some tricks.

Whoever cut rub is still rushing to fight in a desperate way.

With the blessing of shields and illusions, the front yard of the palace is going to be turned upside down, but the outside world can't see those colorful spells and powerful collisions.

But the shaking of the ground still made people aware of something.

The emperor's side is always the one that gets the news the fastest, and he can't enter Duke Huai's mansion, but he arranges a lot of people outside to report at any time.

"What are you doing again?" Hearing the commotion in Prince Huai's mansion, the emperor murmured, "This knife is really too dangerous, I can't stand it anymore, unfortunately..."

It's a pity I couldn't find a good opportunity.

He went back to the house, opened a dark room and walked in.

The inside is full of paintings, all of which are a woman.

If anyone came in, they would find that the woman in the painting was somewhat similar to today's imperial concubine, but brighter and more colorful than the imperial concubine.

This is Xiao Qi's mother and concubine, Concubine Shu.

"Wei Ping," the emperor said with gentle eyes, "don't worry, I will avenge you, even if the murderer is our son, he can't still live well after hurting you."

For at least a year, he would send Xiao Qi down to accompany her.

Let him go underground to atone for his sins.

It was quiet in the dark room, and no one knew about it.

Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi finished the match briskly, and found that the opponent's strength had improved compared to before, and Bai Shisan himself also gained a lot.

After all, he hasn't had a decent opponent for a long time.

Before going to the arena, I was able to fight with players. Some of those players were smart, and they used routines one after another, and they were also very good at digging out the characteristics of each sect.

But now his attribute points are slowly increasing, even if he controls the skills to fight the players, the damage is not at the same level.And even if the damage is also deliberately controlled, his own strength will make it easy for him to see through the opponent's next move. After all, the player's skills are only a few, and he will be familiar with them after playing a few games.

Xiao Qi is a completely novel opponent, he is strong and has many new things, a fight is really fun.

After a game, both of them gained something.

Bai Shisan removed the shield, and found that the ground was still tossed badly.

This is a special stone specially made for the awakened ones to practice, and the result... "Let someone repair it later." After Xiao Qi gave the order, Wei Xuanfeng immediately responded.

Then he arranged for someone to transport the stones.

As for the martial arts training ground, it is almost completely unusable, and they still have to quickly clean up the stones.

And Bai Shisan went back to the house, took a bath happily, and entered Fairy and Monster Romance again, and found that his attribute points had also increased a little after the fight just now.

It has probably grown by about a hundred points.

It seems that in the future, you can often find Xiao Qiqieqieqieqie rubbing, even if you have to remember to put a shield on the ground next time, otherwise it will take too much space.

Take a look at the panel properties:

Player Name: Idle King

Physical condition: [very healthy]

Grade: 80+

School: Tianyin (monster, mermaid)

Gangs: None

Health: 56700

Mana: 120780

Body: 2970+2700 (equipment bonus)

Method: 4578+7500 (equipment bonus)

Force: 2900

Min: 2940

Defense: 2930

The four attributes of stamina, agility and defense rose to 500 points after the last bonus of 2500 points. During this period of time, they have increased a lot respectively. In addition, there have been three dungeons in the middle, and a lot of jade bead attributes have been issued. Now the physical attribute has only It's only 30 to 3000.

Sensitivity and defense are also fast, and the force attribute is the least...

Speaking of this, when Bai Shisan fought with Xiao Qi earlier, he couldn't help resisting with strength.

The opponent is worthy of the blood of Taotie, and he is wearing equipment with a booster attribute. If he hadn't used his ingenuity to release the strength, it would be impossible to resist.

"Tsk!" Bai Shisan whispered, "What a strange force."

Mermaids are also born with a lot of strength, but compared to Taotie, it is obvious that they are the natural attributes.If Bai Shisan puts on the strength equipment, he might be able to take advantage of Xiao Qi's current bloodlines not being stimulated enough, but it's better not to try to shake the opponent in terms of strength with magic attribute equipment.

But it doesn't matter, he can use spells to stun the opponent, the water wave entanglement is good, no matter how hard it is to tie it, it's useless.

But I have to say, some 2900 plus put there, it is easy to make people want to add him to 3000.

In particular, there are still rewards for 3000 yuan.

It is equivalent to reaching 4000 points in an instant.

It's a pity that the 25-person CD is still two days away, and Yuzhu is temporarily unavailable.Bai Shisan wanted to drag Xiao Qi to another match, and get him a few dozen attributes to point out.

But rationality stopped him, let's not mention it just now, and today is the first time it has such an effect, frequent visits may not be able to have such a good growth value.

So Bai Shisan gave up on this matter, and went to Limu to buy a bunch of enchantments, which surprised the other party.

Ningmu: "Boss, you're not here to take care of my business, are you? No need, I can sell it."

King Xian: "No, there is a need."

"..." Ningmu: "Boss, have you formed a gang?"

Idle King: "..."

No, it's just that there should be a lot of people outside to support.

For Wei Xuanfeng, it is not difficult to think of other people.

Xiao Qi's own strength is simply too strong, if Bai Shisan didn't rely on Xianyao Qiyuan, he might not be his opponent if he only cultivated by himself.

But the strength of the people under him is not so strong, not to mention Wei Xuanfeng is an expert in information, and most of the others are in the yellow rank, very few in the green rank, and none in the red rank.

It just so happened that he still had a lot of equipment that he had fought earlier, but he didn't sell all of them, so he took them out for points later.

It's okay today, so I can clear some copies.

And outside, at this moment, the Queen Mother has already returned home, meeting her elder brother, naturally she will not fail to mention the matter of her nephew in the early years, "Don't worry." The Queen Mother said: "Be patient, there will always be a day when you can get what you want."

She was probably the only one in the palace who could see the emperor's mind, after all, she was the mother and watched the emperor grow up.

But back then, the seizure of the prostitute was brutal, and their natal family was not visible, so the mother and son could be said to depend on each other for life, calculating every step of the way, and it was hard to get to where they are today.

But Uncle Guo is not a very smart person, otherwise it would be impossible to have the Queen Mother to protect him, and the whole family is still taking idle jobs.

He said helplessly: "The emperor favors Duke Huai now, it's really hard to do anything."

The queen mother was afraid that he would do something bad, so she didn't dare to tell the truth, but said: "You send a few people out, saying that I accidentally saw some old things and fell ill from grief."

Uncle Guo: "This is?"

The queen mother had no choice but to point it out and said: "Your son's old things, don't you understand?"

"Understood." Uncle Guo said in his heart, isn't he just repeating what happened back then, and he has done a lot of things to ruin Xiao Qi's reputation these years.

As he said that, he waved his hand to let the confidant chief executive come in, and explained the matter so and so.

"Sister, don't worry, this matter will be properly kept."

The queen mother stroked her forehead helplessly, thinking that she was so scheming, how could her brother not look like her at all.She is also a little older, and such trivial things as going out of the palace have become a kind of exhaustion, which is a bit general.

Just as he was about to rest, he saw a young eunuch who had left the palace come in, and whispered: "Empress Dowager, I have something to do..."

The queen mother barely raised her eyelids.

The palace lady beside her immediately reprimanded: "There is something that we can't talk about tomorrow."

"Yes, yes..." The little eunuch said anxiously: "But the matter is related to the uncle Guo's house, the little one doesn't care whether he reports it or not."

"Outside, now it's rumored that on the night of the murderer's murder nine years ago, I saw someone enter the Uncle Guo's mansion with a knife."

The male uncle became anxious on the spot: "What did you say?"

The Queen Mother was also surprised.

"What's going on, tell Aijia clearly."

The little eunuch below could only say: "This matter is still being rumored, but there are already many people talking about it. I am afraid that by tomorrow, there will be such rumors in Beijing and China."

"But don't worry, the Queen Mother, they have no evidence, so they can only base their claims on empty words."

Both the queen mother and the male uncle looked ugly.

no they know

It might be true.

"Have you found out who first passed it on?" The male uncle immediately said angrily. He was going to tear that person into pieces. After knowing such a secret, he didn't shut up quickly, and dared to...

The Empress Dowager didn't want to look at him anymore, and immediately told people: "Go and call back all the previous people."

At this time, if there are rumors outside again, it is said that Xiao Qi happened to kill the empress dowager's nephew nine years ago.The timing is too coincidental, and Xiao Qi's reputation has been getting better recently, and he killed the suspected murderer duo in the inn.

If they are not kept together, someone will link the two.

"Hurry up." The queen mother urged: "What you said just now, absolutely must not spread a little bit. These days, keep an eye on the news outside, and don't let anyone mention the matter of Xiao Qi's knife and wounding people nine years ago."

As soon as she opened her mouth, she immediately mobilized people. However, the people sent out took a long time to come back, and the news they brought back was not very good.

"The others have all been found, but the chief manager is worried about this matter, so he watched it personally, but...they are gone."

The empress dowager's eyes suddenly went dark, and she almost fainted.

She was pretending to be sick before, but now she felt that she was really out of breath.

"Then don't continue to look for it, where can such an older person go." Over there, Uncle Guo said angrily: "Even if something happens, you have to die to see the corpse."

"Furthermore, he is from the uncle's house, who would dare to do anything to him..."

"Someone dares."

The queen mother managed to slow down, and interrupted the idiot brother, "There is no need to look for people, and I can't find them."

She never expected that Xiao Qi's movements would be so fast.

In her memory, that child should seldom play tricks like this, and he didn't care about the rumors outside.Unexpectedly, the other party already knew who the murderer was, and now he issued a warning. If any of them dared to make trouble with the previous incident, he would tell the original incident.

"Send this matter to the emperor, no, just say that our people accidentally said the wrong thing when they went out, and there was something wrong with the rumor."

The queen mother slowly closed her eyes, "As for how to make up this lie, you... forget it, you don't have to do it." After all, people from her natal family could do such a stupid thing.

After the Queen Mother gave the order, everyone immediately got together again, and the eunuch beside him even went straight into the palace.

Only now did the queen mother dare to close her eyes a little.

The big palace lady beside said: "Queen Mother, take a break! You won't be able to hold on like this."

The queen mother smiled bitterly.

How dare she rest, she didn't even dare to tell the truth to her son.

She knew best about the son she raised, who seemed to be gentle and kind, but in fact was extremely ruthless.His own son born to the woman he loves the most can't take it seriously, so what is his uncle's family?

As the emperor, he loves himself the most, and everyone else has to make concessions in front of their interests.

Once let him know what happened back then has been known by Xiao Qi, and may even get the evidence.Then in order to prevent this scandal from appearing in the world, he is very likely to kill his brother and even the whole family first.

Nine years ago, she was able to control the situation, but now her words may not be so effective.

Now that things have happened, apart from erasing what Xiao Qi did on this matter, we must suppress this rumor as soon as possible:

"Let people go out again, and spread the story of the third prince drinking human blood, and say that there was a maid who served him overnight, and when she came out, her neck was bitten to a bloody mess."

A prince who is usually gentle and courteous outside, tolerant and benevolent, like the emperor, suddenly broke out this kind of thing, I think it is more attractive than the murderer nine years ago, or the kind of news that does not know the truth.

"I want people in the middle of the capital to talk about the third prince tomorrow."

After calculating these, the mother couldn't hold on any longer, so she just sat down and fell asleep.

And after one night, the next morning, it completely overwhelmed the previous murderer incident.

On the other side, Wei Xuanfeng's news is still well-informed, "The news is indeed from the uncle Guo's mansion, but they learned to be smart this time and pretended to be the second prince."

Bai Shisan smiled, and everything was as he expected.

"The empress dowager and the prince's mother and son are deeply affectionate, don't they both have their own thoughts?"

Xiao Qi signaled Wei Xuanfeng to continue.

Wei Xuanfeng said: "There is news from the palace that the emperor had been resting at Meimei's place for several days before, and the concubine called her away last night because of her headache, and she stayed in the concubine's palace for a night. The people who were sent were stopped outside, and no one was seen."

"This..." What is the reason for this.

No matter how arrogant the noble concubine is, she won't dare to disrespect the queen mother!

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In short, the emperor is going to court again at this moment, and he doesn't know about it yet.

Good guy,

This came out, like singing an opera.

"Xiao Qi." Bai Shisan couldn't help but said, "I suddenly feel that you are at a disadvantage in asking for this leave."

Otherwise, it's not easy to see the emperor's expression on the spot when he knew about it.

Xiao Qi: "..."

But after talking about these things, it's time to talk about equipment.

Bai Shisan brushed up some dungeons last night, and now he took out the equipment he saved earlier, "You guys look at the distribution, I don't care."

After all, with such a large number of people, it is impossible for him to tailor it like Xiao Qi.

But looking at Wei Xuanfeng's appearance, he might be going crazy with joy.

After tidying up the martial arts arena yesterday, a group of people surrounded him with admiration and admiration. Now that everyone can have it, how can this not be considered a good thing.

Xiao Qi said: "Priority is given to those who go out to do missions."

Wei Xuanfeng nodded again and again, there are so many magical weapons, even if they can't be used later, the brothers can borrow each other to enjoy themselves!

After sending him away, Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi discussed the frequency of cutting and rubbing, once every three days.

In this way, you can rub everything in three days, and you can hit attribute jade beads once in seven days, plus the usual practice, then the attribute points that can be increased in a week are about [-].

If it is only by cultivation, it will take a month of tossing.

Bai Shisan made some calculations in his heart, and was immediately very happy.

At this time, Xiaoxiao came back from the outside, found a book somewhere, and was reading it.He also has some small abilities, he can make the book float in mid-air while looking at it while turning the pages.

It is very convenient to flap the wings.

Bai Shisan glanced at the title of the book, good guy: "The Little Wife of the Black-bellied Prince"

What else is written below, this article is also known as: "This prince is not too cold", "I am only good to you", "The cold-faced prince is actually hot in his heart", "The overbearing prince is in love with me".

After grabbing the book, Bai Shisan was about to take a look and teach Xiaoxiao that he should read the Four Books and Five Classics, when he saw the light screen of the game, he moved again:

[Congratulations to the player for getting access to the short story about himself and successfully activating the movie-watching game. 】

[The game is being drawn for you. 】

[Congratulations to player Bai Shisan (King of Leisure) for activating the game: movie watching, reading, picture reading and song reading. 】

[Click to enter at any time. 】

one two three four.

Boy, four at a time.

unprecedented.

Bai Shisan glanced at Xiao Xiao sharply, "Where did you get the book from?"

"..." Xiao Xiao shrank back, and said with a guilty conscience: "I found someone outside to order a storybook, and I guarantee that it is really not written by me."

It's not written by him. Most of the content is probably from his mouth. It doesn't matter if others just help to write on behalf of the writer or just polish a little.

He didn't forget that what was said above was that he had come into contact with a short story about himself. When did this bird know that he was actually a prince in his previous life.

And gave him a little wife.

It seems that it's time to educate this broken bird, don't mess with the master, and of course, don't dismantle the master's CP casually.

He picked up Xiaoxiao, got up and went back to the house. Before that, he didn't forget to eat two more bites of his favorite dish of boiled shrimp this morning.Adding another class to the small crime made him not have a good breakfast.

Pushing the bird into the house, while interrogating how the other party knew his identity as idle king, could it be because of the name in the life extension game... At the same time, he opened a new game at [-]:[-], wanting to see what it means to watch shadow body.

As a result, it shows that one book has been recorded, which is "The Little Wife of the Black-bellied Prince".

After clicking on it, there is a text on it to choose the viewing style, reading style, picture reading style or song reading style.

Bai Shisan didn't understand at all, so he casually clicked on the text.

As a result, as soon as I entered, I found that the place looked very clean and tidy. There was a big black screen on the top and rows of seats on the bottom. It was a bit like the movie theater that Tianrandai once mentioned that he often went on dates with his boyfriend.

But no matter how many, Bai Shisan would not be able to see it.

The pure black screen lighted up slightly, showing a line of words, loading the rest of the map readers.

???

Is this an online game like Xianyao Qi Yuan?

In the next second, he saw someone coming, not a player, but someone he knew.Xiao Qi, who just separated from him in order not to be discovered when entering the game, was the first to fall in.

Following behind was Wei Xuanfeng who was happily sharing equipment with others, and the two subordinates who often followed Bai Shisan naturally also came in.

Then came the second prince, the third prince, and Bai Shisan, who I hadn't seen before, but based on his appearance, he looked like the eldest prince described by the outside world.

An ordinary appearance, nothing that stands out.

Then there is the emperor himself.

After that, Bai Shisan also saw the queen he had seen before, the concubine with gorgeous makeup, the dancer he had met once, and the dancer he brought back.

There is also the concubine Xian, and the old queen mother has also arrived.

After that, my younger sister Bai Zhiya, Yan Jiayan Runze, Bai's father, Bai's mother and other members of the family all came.

Looking around, Bai Shisan didn't know these people, he had heard of them before, but he just didn't see the so-called little wife.

Bai Shisan was very sure that these people were not projections, but real people.

He couldn't help but grabbed Xiaoxiao, and asked softly, "What's going on!"

I was so angry that I forgot to communicate directly in my head.

The second sentence was changed: [Which little wife did you arrange for me! 】

【ah! 】Xiao Xiao was stunned: 【What little wife, isn't that you, this is the story between you and Xiao Qi! 】

Bai Shisan: Okay, very good, I'll pluck you and stew you when I get back.

The surroundings were already in chaos, and people who were doing various things were drawn in for no reason, and one could imagine the panic in their hearts.

Especially the emperor, when he saw this scene, he was frightened and shouted: "Escort!"

But take a look at these people who came in, there are no guards inside, and there is no his imperial army, one of Wei Xuanfeng is following Xiao Qi, and two are standing behind Bai Shisan, even at this time, they still do not forget their identities.

Xiao Qi had already looked around, and now he looked over, "Did you find anything?"

Bai Shisan showed the best acting skills in his life, and shook his head as if all this had nothing to do with him, "I don't know yet, let's see."

Over there, the eldest prince, the second prince and the third prince have already run to the emperor, looking like dutiful sons.

The Queen Mother has been left alone for the time being, but here, her body seems to be much better, and she is not at all as uncomfortable as when she was outside.

She is also a smart woman, and she is constantly watching around at this time.

Some of the other concubines went to the emperor, some came to look for the queen mother, and the rest Yan Runze frowned slightly, apparently not understanding the situation.

Huai Zhiya was quite calm, she stood beside Bai's father and mother, and said with relief: "It should be fine, there are so many people."

When You Qi saw Bai Shisan in a blink of an eye, his heart was half relieved.

Bai Shisan has come to his senses at this time, no matter how things have happened, the only good thing is that he met the eldest brother and the second brother here in advance.

As soon as he got up, he walked over with someone and said hello.

The family hadn't seen each other for quite some time, especially Bai Shisan.Ever since he was taken over by Ping Yuanhou's people, the eldest brother, second brother and several sister-in-laws haven't seen him yet.

Although they are in a strange place, Father Bai and Mother Bai are very happy to see their sons, daughter-in-law and grandson goodbye.

Furthermore, they also figured it out. With so many people coming in all at once, including big shots, it is unlikely that all of them died.

Even if the earthquake turns over, the two sons, daughter-in-law and grandchildren are still thousands of miles away. Unless the entire Liang country is shaken, how can they all disappear together.

With Bai Shisan and Huai Zhiya comforting him, they were able to say a few words.

The eldest prince over there couldn't squeeze past the second and third princes and their mothers, and stood aside watching this scene a little dissatisfied, "In this situation, I don't want to find out what's going on, but you guys are talking about family life!"

"What are you talking about? Dare to ask the eldest prince, but what did you find out?" Bai Shisan immediately asked: "At this time, the eldest prince didn't even bring anyone in. He didn't think about self-reliance, but he was full of thinking about asking others to do things. , what is the reason for this?"

"Could it be that when the eldest prince becomes a prince in the future, he won't use his brain to think of a solution whenever he has any political affairs, but instead reprimands the people below for not doing things well?"

After listening to the previous sentence, the eldest prince who was about to say that it is an honor for you, Xiaomin, to serve this prince: "..."

The second prince would not let go of this opportunity, and stepped on it immediately: "Yes, big brother, we all know that you are incapable, but if you talk less, you can also cover up your ugliness."

The eldest prince looked at him angrily, comparing the two of us, who is more brainless.

The emperor stopped them at the right time: "Okay, what time are you still arguing?"

After being reminded by this, everyone finally calmed down their panic and began to salute one after another.Bai Shisan was not very happy with his family saluting the dog emperor, so he wondered why this broken view was not opened yet.

At this moment, two floating panels, invisible to others, appeared in front of my eyes: [Start...wait a little longer]

Without even thinking about it, Bai Shisan clicked on Start.

Yes, this is his game.

He searched and found that there were background settings, and clicked into the viewing room, where the movie screen had begun to display subtitles, and at the same time, a mechanical female voice sounded:

【Welcome everyone to Guantuti. 】

[I am host 001. 】

[Next, please follow the prompt card to sit down! 】

The emperor immediately said angrily: "Where is this place, let me out, or be careful... ah!" Then he was shocked.

001 said coldly: [Questions about the existence of theaters, punished with electric shocks. 】

Very good, Bai Shisan said, as expected of me... He was quick and quick, and specially set it up.

To be precise, he discovered that there is a degree of freedom adjustment here, that is, the degree of compliance with theater rules. Those with a high degree of freedom are fine for making a slight mistake, while those with a low degree of freedom are naturally like the dog emperor. If a sentence is wrong, they will be shocked or other punishments.

As for himself, Xiao Qi, Bai's father, Bai's mother and others, of course it is Tiao Tiao with the highest degree of freedom!

Needless to say, you definitely can't call your own people.